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there he is in the bud light lime greenroom.g what soup can do. save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?really was abe lincoln honest? mary: does this dress make my backside look big? abe: perhaps... save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance?really host: is having a snowball fight with pitching great randy johnson a bad idea? man: yeah, i'm thinking maybe this was a bad idea. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. thanks for watching our show. you guys know our next guest from playing the title role in the film "kick ass." now, he's channeling a young john lennon in the new film "nowhere boy," which hits select theaters october 8th. please welcome aaron johnson, everybody. [ band plays "road to nowhere" by the talking heads ] ♪ ♪ we're on a road to nowhere, hey we're on a road to nowhere ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very, very good. nice to meet you. congratulations on "kick ass." >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: i love that movie so much. in that movie, i think in my head you're l

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