it is like finding nemo if nemo is a broken stall in a bathroom. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show 1234. >> coming up on the big show, the race to become delaware's next senator takes a turn for the weird. we'll try to figure out which witch is which. and a german musical about president obama enters a race for the most awesomest thing ever. and what could be the greatest wedding gift in the history of the world, divorce insurance. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> a theme like thee may bear my soul from hell. >> i apologize for nothing. >> why should you? >> let's welcome our guest. >> i am -- she is a political strategist. she is so hot that her son sued her for plagiarism. mike gallagher, host of "the mike gallagher show" named after mike gallagher. and bill shultz. he is alive and stinks of garbage and failure. >> he is so sun fee he can -- >> see is so funny he can make milk come out of his nose. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> check out our on on-line times cast page where michael bloomberg looks forward t

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. >> "finding nemo." >> wait a second, one second, sorry.y? and let's go. >> steve: song. four words. [ laughter ] running, running, running. >> jimmy: keeps running. >> steve: first word. jockey, sports. >> jimmy: flying away? >> steve: race. race, win. first word. running -- whip, horse. "horse with no name"! [ laughter ] >> steve: horse was the first word? no, a big horse. saddle, saddle. >> jimmy: horse on the win. pegasus? "run like the wind"! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> right there. >> jimmy: thank you, my friend. thank you, colin hanks. jimmy: my thanks to tina fey and colin hanks. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with robert plant and band of joy. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the most legendary singers in rock history. he and his group band of joy just released their first album. and they're here tonight to perform a song from it called "angel dance." please welcome robert plant and band of joy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ good night, sleep tight big,

. >> "finding nemo." >> wait a second, one second, sorry. and let's go. >> steve: song. four words. [ laughter ] running, running, running. >> jimmy: keeps running. >> steve: first word. jockey, sports. >> jimmy: flying away? >> steve: race. race, win. first word. running -- whip, horse. "horse with no name"! [ laughter ] >> steve: horse was the first word? no, a big horse. saddle, saddle. >> jimmy: horse on the win. pegasus? "run like the wind"! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> right there. >> jimmy: thank you, my friend. thank you, colin hanks. jimmy: my thanks to tina fey and colin hanks. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with robert plant and band of joy. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ mom ] my son ryan didn't know his voulez-vous from his frere jacques... [ speaking french ] [ mom ] ...so he decided to study in paris. ♪ to see french masterpieces with his very own eyes. we even linked our citibank account to his so when his account ran low we just transferred funds. i just hope the language isn't a barrier. bonjour. [ m

. >> "finding nemo." >> wait a second, one second, sorry.y? and les go. >> steve: song. four words. [ laughter ] running, running, running. >> jimmy: keeps running. >> steve: first word. jockey, sports. >> jimmy: flying away? >> steve: race. race, win. first word. running -- whip, horse. "horse with no name"! [ laughter ] >> steve: horse was the first word? no, a big horse. saddle, saddle. >> jimmy: horse on the win. pegasus? "run like the wind"! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> right there. >> jimmy: thank you, my friend. thank you, colin hanks. jimmy: my thanks to tina fey and colihanks. [ cheers and applau ] we'll be right back with robert plant and band of joy. come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hey, ove, i'm gonna need a bank. any ideas? capital one bank. they're everywhere. ♪ yeah, you're right! [ horns honking ] hey, there's one right up the street. [ male announcer ] capital one bank. the most branches and atms in the dc area. what's in your wallet? ove, go long! [ female announcer ] have you ever seen a glacier while sunbathing? wh

come on, nemo. all right, 3-1, okay, i can do this. ♪ >> oh! i still want to knock your fish off. >> jimmy: thank you, come on. >> i'm going to get your fish. >> jimmy: oh, my god. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: going down. ♪ >> oh! >> jimmy: you are the worst! dumb ass. all right, good luck. >> thanks, pal. [ laughter ] oh! >> jimmy: all right going for the tie right here. >> good luck, i hope you don't miss. ♪ >> jimmy: come on everybody, this is for you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's a tie! >> it's a win for -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with snoop dogg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] secret flawless renewal is formulated so when you turn up the heat, secret turns up the protection. odor-fighting microcapsules are triggered by your body heat to release a fresh scent. for 24 hour odor protection. ♪ a nourishing treatment into a conditioner. new dove daily treatment conditioner is better than a top salon condi

. >> reporter: she then spent the holidays at point nemo, rounded cape horn and passed south of cape210 days alone at sea, jessica returned to sydney beating her inspiration jesse martin's record. and fulfilling her childhood dream. >> and jessica watson is here exclusively with us this morning. she just flew in from australia, qua where her book about this adventure is the country's number one best seller. it's on sale here in the united states as daf. good morning, how are you? >> good morning, not bad. >> thought bad concerning the jet lag and everything else. >> i'm catching up with it all. >> did you grow up on the sea, did your parents have a sailboat? what was it that made you position you could do h? >> wasn't the traditional sailing family. mom and dad sent us on to sailing school and we sort of fell for it and dragged mom and dad into it. we'd go boating quite a bit and all of us lived on the family's motor boat for five or six years. so sort of really got in to it. >> so when you had the idea, though, to sale around the world and you sat down with your parents and said i w