i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32, i make the mistake of telling my mom i'm struggling with circumcision. i don't think so. i think of the stuff that can get caught in the vagina. that's not nice. andrea. if this child is jewish. he needs to be sircumicized. you don't want your boy to feel strange. that's true. i think my anxiety is fear of having a boy. i am terrified of boys. they are wild and smelly. i said, there is no way to know that. well i know for a fact you don't need it. like i wanted to talk to my dad about his penis. week 34, i don't have the double wide vagina i was hoping for. with just six weeks to go. instructions for peroneal massage. loc

monÓlogos de la vagina por parte del teatro nawat. 30 de octubre. y el 3 de noviembre. y es una obra que se van a divertir bastante. chisme de machos muestra la polÉmica o la parte masculina del punto de vista masculino acerca de la mujer. y entonces, se reÚnen en sÍ, chis mo rraen acerca de sus experiencias tanto sexuales como sociales. etc. en la relaciÓn con la mujer. es una farsa se van a divertir bastante. es una sorpresa para el pÚblico. les gustara mucho. tenemos mÚsica en vivo, con gerardo fernÁndez y 4 artistas estupendas para presentar la obra "los monÓlogos de la vagina". >>> son 4 actrices y tÚ sabes, los monÓlogos de la vagina es un sube y baja monÓlogos con carga emotiva y tambiÉn violaciones la situaciÓn de la mujer en cuanto a la guerra. y monÓlogos chistosos. habrÁ una gama versatil, todo en relaciÓn a la mujer y la palabra lo dice, en relaciÓn a la vagina. >>> es la segunda vez que el teatro presenta monÓlogos de la vagina para las personas que vieron esta obra el aÑo pasado. (¿que pueden esperar? distinto al aÑo ant

slowly massage over the vagina. it's best done with a partner. instead, i take a back door approach and use my finger. i have a lot of stretching to do. week 41, 3:45 p.m. it feels like i have to pee and poo. she says long contractions indicate early labor. she says call in a few hours. >> dana comes over. she feeds her tea while i'm having contractions. i am in active labor. i am surprised you're so calm. i say, i'm surprised you're so calm. 11:30 p.m. dana drives to the birth center. i tell her right now i am not sad to do this. this is a solo expedition. i dark brown blob of slim e falls out. the mucous plug has to fall out. it's the mucous plug. i am in awe of dana. 1:30 a.m. i am naked. i modified downward dog. i think of the view everyone is getting. no one cares. 4:00 a.m., i am nine centimeters. i am pruned and exhausted. you are doing great dana says, i am not interested in being great. it's still nine centimeters. it's not time yet. she says me to blow out with my mouth. i say i might barf. 5:45 a.m. still nine, i hate dana. dana breaks

that is the closest i'd ever come to a vagina. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. so i spent -- i spent the next 15 years trying to get lisa to pee. and so that's how i ended up here. >> jimmy: we had her pee on the

snooki about how her vagina got hurt riding on a bike.nooki, a, we don't give a [ bleep ] about your vagina, b, it's happened to everybody, but we don't discuss it. there are things that are not up for discussion. >> hello. >> and we don't discuss vaginas, snooki. >> jimmy: i've always said that. [ applause ] that's -- chippy and snooki. i knew we'd get them together. it had to happen. on the other side of the reality show coin, "top chef", they have a spin-off show, it's about pastry chefs. last night, they had to make desserts using penny candies, which are the can dips you find in the big unsanitary barrels at the mall. seth used red hots because his mother loves them, because when his sorbet didn't freeze right, seth suddenly became very passionate. >> the first thing that went through my head was, i had taken this chance to do something for my mom and failed. >> i can't do it. i can't do this. i can't -- >> i'm not sure what's going on with seth. and then i realize that seth was crying because he didn't put his ice cream on the plate

even at the end the pit's death defeated you it howls in the night even then when your vagina has been opened like a ripe plum. why? how? do you still with hold it from me. i'm only a man after all and i cannot live without it a school boy of these americas. thank you. [applause] >> take us to the back woods of georgia where i believe it's the first week of hunting season. in 1955, the spanish explorer desocietio arrived in south that >> with wild pigs in tow. in 2004 in georgia a 12 foot, hundred thousand pound pig was killed. it's unclear whether this pig, hog zila got that big while grazing in the wild or whether he was fed peanuts farm fed or 43 range. when the pigs flair a griffin was asked why he had to shoot the pig. griffin said, because i couldn't believe it was so big. i grew up 20 miles away in a town that put martin luther king in jail for a few nights in 1963. when they heard the story of hog zila i wondered why people killed things they don't understand. i would like to read hog zila this is the first timei've read this part one is what i'm reading today. killer of kid an

i'm stuck with her and her friends and her friends -- [ gags ] [ laughter ] the one with the big vaginaible children. every time you look around, they have another horrible child. [ laughter ] and the father -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> doesn't know where the hell he is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know this. >> he's gonna stop smoking and he's gonna go, "who the hell are these kids?" [ laughter ] and she stands there and says things to you. you know, and she really believes that -- she's into this u.n. thing now. i don't know, we buy kids, we sell kids. i know we take care of kids 'cause i help them. [ laughter ] and, "if i can make one person happy, joan, i'll die content." and i think, "just give jennifer aniston back her husband and it will all be" -- [ laughter ] [ cheers ] that'll do it for me. >> jimmy: the album's called "soulsville." >> and they've got the -- and they have -- i mean, it's great when you have the money, you can have a lot of kids. but don't give me this baloney. "the kids don't who know who's adopted. we treat them all the same." you know what i mean? "all these ch

that is the closest i'd ever come to a vagina. [ cheers and applause ] yeah.he next 15 years trying to get lisa to pee. and so that's how i ended up here. >> jimmy: we had her pee on the seat before you came out. >> oh, that's so sweet. i didn't even notice. >> jimmy: so you realized that you're -- well, that your key to maybe potentially getting a girlfriend was humor. >> i talked through this with lisa because i asked her to go to the carnival with me. and i was really excited about this. i thought, you know, it would be like a are mantic comedy montage. you know, we'd go on some rides. and we'd make out. it would be like -- take a minute and a half and it would be set to a bruce hornsby song. i think when you're 12 years old, you just don't understand certain things about the digestive system. like you don't know that you shouldn't eat popcorn and pea t peanuts and funnel cake and cotton candy and then go on a machine called the scrambler. cotton candy being the most insane of these items. it's basically like saying we're going to take sugar, which everyone

. >> a mÍ me dio mucho gusto verla en un festejo de ''monÓlogos de la vagina'',estuvo presente y se quedÓ? y dijo esto ya va en serio. fue visitado por su esposa gladys y sus dos hijos al hospital a donde fue trasladado. se espera que se recupere pero tremendo sustazo. >> lo importante es que ya se estÁ recuperando. nos vemos ana. >> te quiero mucho. un saludo muy especial al equipo de despierta amÉrica en méxico. >> ritmo alegrÍa y buena mÚsica asÍ llega para cantarnos tierra caliente! arriba, muchachos! arriba tierra caliente! [ papá ] ihola! ihola! papá, ¿a que no sabes qué compró mi mamá hoy? ♪ mmmm... ¿no me vas a decir? [ locutora ] progresso es tan deliciosa... que no podrán soltar la sopa. i'm committed to working with the latino community, because i value the contributions you make to our state every day. i believe that dreams can still be built in california. i understand what it takes to create jobs, i balanced budgets for the last thirty years, and i am passionate about education. as your governor, my number one priority will be the economy. i really can't do this job without

eso es prÉstame tu vagina y yo te presto mi pene!e parÓ el corazÓn... [ aplausos ] y entonces. tÚ sabes! significa que hubo una atracciÓn natural. no? >> ahora hace un rato pablo hablaba del sexo como deporte. >> yo no hablaba, me gustÓ el contexto que dio la doctora. >> si hay sexo como deporte yo sÍ quisiera ir a un mundial. [ aplausos ] [risas] >> me invitas! >> yo quisiera ser amigo de niurka tambiÉn. esas amistades. >> y grabar un video! >> hay personas que le llaman sexo solamente a la penetraciÓn. es asÍ o no? >> no es asÍ. sino clinton no hubiera perdido casi la presidencia. >> las caricias y los besos son parte importantÍsima! >> me encanta despierta amÉrica. las plÁticas son padrÍsimas! >> tenemos que ser realistas. las mujeres son mÁs conservadoras que el hombre. es cierto, las chicas de hoy en dÍa yo creo que ven el sexo de una forma diferente pero siempre la mujer va a ser mÁs conservadoras. >> sÍ, claro porque somos mÁs maduras sexualmente hablando. porque a la larga nos acostamos con otro. es una relaciÓn con otro. sin

and almost got her hands and she was pushed down the stairs, she was called different names like a vaginahool. >> yes, so constantly after each situation that happened to her we would go next day to school, i would go with my parents orin get a translator or my sister would translate for them and they would try to solve the problem and the school officials were always telling us they're going to take care of it, help us and make sure they're selected and never get the promise. >> and i know the families are suing for something called bull-icide. tell us about the lawsuits. >> both are in progress or separate lawsuits. it means that the school district knew something was going on and failed to prevent it and the schools to some extent do have an obligation to protect students that can't protect everything that goes on. but something this egregious, our position is they did have to stop it and that's what the lawsuits are about. >> we want to give our viewers and the parents listening tools so they never find themselves in the tragic situation and another guest right now. made it her missio

i think lesbians like a super wide vagina on their partner. the more she can shove in, the more sexual. you shouldn't sircumicize. do you have any articles about the benefits of circumcision marks a jewish boy. i know she's not a lesbian. then you don't understand. week 31, i'm not going to sircumicize. i heard on the radio that thomas jefferson owned slaves. he bowed to cultural pressure. some things are just wrong. week 32,