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. >> jimmy: tonight, robin quivers is here. author bill carter is with us. romance and "this week in unnecessary censorship." "jimmy kimmel live" is next. money. $200 bucks? that's not saving! [jacks voice] at my place i'm bringing back the bonus jack. two patties, melting cheese and my secret sauce plus fries and a drink for only $3.99. i get it. you can eat lo cheaper atouar placth y c]caat hom but do have this? i have dessert. what about this? ohhh. ohhhhhh. jack. that's for max.

. >> jimmy: tonight, robin quivers is here. author bill carter is with us.ance and "this week in unnecessary censorship." "jimmy kimmel live" is next.

next week on the show, kathy griffin, patrick dempsey, army hammer, robin quivers will be here. chemical romance. join us then, if you would. our first guest tonight needs no introduction but since i'm here, it seems like i might as well say something. his new movie is called "morning glory." it's in theaters now. please say hello to harrison ford. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for coming. do you know these people? >> they all came with me. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. congratulations. you got married since the last time you were here. that's -- [ applause ] big deal. for you, it had been -- i think you kind of rushed into it. >> no. i think we were together for ten years before we got married. >> jimmy: that's a -- at that point, you go, yeah, all right. and we got these wedding photos. this is unbelievable here. and there you are. i guess it was a religious wedding? wait a minute. we're confusing your halloween photos. that is you as the nun there. true? >> well, as a nun. >> jimmy: and that's -- and that is your bride, calista, who is wearing a piggy out

then later this week, patrick dempsey, armie hammer, robin quivers, bill carter and music from nellychemical romance. so please join us for those shows, too. our first guest is a very funny person. it's always a pleasure to welcome her to my lair. on november 27th, you can see her live at caesar's palace in fabulous las vegas, please say hello to kathy griffin. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, look at you. you look great. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, i'm sorry, i -- can we wrap this up because i was at the red carpet for "burlesque" across the street and i can't stop posing. >> jimmy: i don't blame you. by the way, i'm going to have a hard time looking at you face because of the angle you presented me with that particular dress. >> here are my -- enjoy them, jimmy. >> jimmy: i got a good shot at one of them. >> there's one and there's the other. >> jimmy: i can only see the one. >> can we wrap this up? because i just heard that cher just arrived on the red carpet so if you could talk faster i could ditch you and -- cher. oh, my god, cher! >> jimmy: may

tomorrow, robin quivers, bill carter and music from my chemical romance, so join us them.n healing brains and breaking hearts on "grey's anatomy," which, as you probably know, airs thursday nights at 9:00 on abc. please give a big mcwelcome to patrick dempsey. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, everybody. thank you. >> jimmy: what have you brought here? >> well, you know, it's such an honor to be on your show tonight, i think the cause that you're going for here tonight is i want to give you a check for $5 million for the friends of trees day. >> jimmy: wow, that is -- that is incredible. so generous. i don't -- what should i do with it, exactly? >> cash it for your cause would be a good thing. >> jimmy: that would be -- yeah, that would be great, i mean, we're not -- we don't really need money we're just trying to get people to unfriend the people on facebook, but that is very generous of you. >> oh, really? i'll just keep that for later then. thank you. that's recycled, by the way. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> there is a lot of confusion, jimmy, with the donations coming in

a previous life, carrie produced new segments for robin quivers of the howard stern show.te a jump. >> quite an eclectic background. >> seeking diversity and resume. we have over here elizabeth spiers, the media consultant and writer. she's the writer of pop culture blog, and harry lewis is new york one's popular roundup of new york's politics. welcome, everybody. a new cbs poll says four out of five americans are perfectly comfortable with the body scans, that would not be me. the x-rays that make you look as though you're naked. but there's a ground swell of protests as you well know. so are you feeling -- let's take a quick look here. we've got a video from -- who are we looking at? not sure we want to see this video. >> oh, dear. so does the tsa make you feel safer or more uncomfortable. >> i'd have to say, i just went through one of the machines today. i was coming in from memphis. here's the thing is that you're watching someone get groped and the guy getting groped, he seemed like he was enjoying it. i'm feeling sort of uncomfortable. >> you're not comfortable with

next week on the show, kathy griffin, patrick dempsey, army hammer, robin quivers will be here. like. >> well, she borrowed a fat suit from her wardrobe. >> jimmy: i had one i could have given her. all my clothes fit into that category. this is a -- how did this happen? [ applause ] whose idea was this? >> it was my idea. i thought it would make me less recognizable to the paparazzi. and they were there the minute we opened the car door. >> jimmy: yeah, that -- were you given the bottles of wine at the door, were those treats? >> no, that's sacramental wine. >> jimmy: that's part of the costume? that is fantastic. i would never imagine you as a guy that could be talked into dressing up for halloween, but -- in fact, you -- >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you kind of are a halloween costume if you think about it. you must see little han solos and indiana joneses and regarding henrys -- >> i didn't see any regarding henrys running around. >> jimmy: no regarding henrys? in my neighborhood, there were a lot of them. >> great. >> jimmy: i tell you what, i don't know if you noticed this or not