. >> producer stephen cohen and i have been everywhere, but the most beautiful scenery was in drummondright down here by the bottom of the sirloin and the -- between the flank -- well, right between the hind legs. >> between the legs? ♪ you broke my will what a thrill ♪ ♪ goodness gracious great balls of fire ♪ >> back home in brooklyn, blue fishing only made me green and sea sick. i'm not kidding. >> ship's log, day 21. sure feels that way. the sea is choppy, the fish aren't biting and the crew is about to mutiny. i did everything i could to keep them amused. >> do you have any flounder? >> go fish. >> i got one! i got one! >> for "money" magazine's worst and best place to live, we headed to iowa to celebrate a place that came in -- last. >> he was arrested for swimming nude. >> they say davenport has no culture. >> one year we had extra money in the budget, the academy awards, baby. >> the award for best bladder control goes to this young lady. katherine? >> katherine. >> all right, there you go. speech. >> i would like to thank all the public rest rooms in the area because we'll be