kelly ripa. and music from adele.h cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ >> dicky: and now, heading this way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being so well behaved. has my botox kicked in yet? i'm trying to -- get my face nice and smooth for the oscars like a pumpkin, you thgh? the academy awards are right across the street from us on sunday. that has nothing to do with why you all got a cavity search on your way in here. that we did for fun. i'm looking forward to the oscars this year. a couple of likable young hosts and they're making some changes to update the traditional oscar moments that i think are good. for instance, this year they'll have an in memoriam and in rehab montage to honor those who could not be with us because they are being held captive by dr. drew in a house. natalie portman is the favorite to win best actress and i'm worried about her. since 2010 every best actress winner's husband ha

sam champion and kelly ripa take on each other in the ultimate showdown. >> we'll see if sam can livere's what she said about it to regis on their show this week. >> and i can't reveal the winner. but tune in tomorrow because it's going to get ugly. and it gets personal. and it gets nasty. and i can't reveal the winner. >> in other words -- [ laughter ] >> oh she is trash-talking, sam. >> yeah. i know. i've been conditioning. that's all -- i'm conditioning. i'm ready. >> you let her beat you, sam? >> i can't say. the story's coming up. i can't -- i can't -- this is a good fight. a good match. >> her body language compared to hers right now, we kind of know the outcome. >> don't give it away robin. >> all right. we'll see what happens coming up. >>> on a very different note we have a dramatic story of survival this morning. one wrong turn leaves a family with two young children lost for nine days in the wilderness. they were facing freezing cold temperatures, and threatened by bears. this is an abc news exclusive. >>> first, we go back to the crisis in egypt. the crowds are the biggest

. >> jimmy: kelly ripa. do you get any say?available. >> dicky: and music from adele. >> jimmy: possums helping rhinos. it's a beautiful thing we

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tomorrow night, owen wilson, kelly ripa and music from adele.s special. our latest top secret video, the content i cannot reveal. but it will be well worth your time and it involved humping. our first guest tonight is the a very funny man and he's here to prove it. you can see him every night on "parenthood", 10:00 thursday nights on nbc. please say hello to dax shepard. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> so good. >> jimmy: you look good. you got a vest on. >> trying to bring the sweater vest back. >> jimmy: well, you -- >> they seem receptive. maybe it already back. >> jimmy: you look like a news boy from the '20s. >> thank you, thank you. well, you know, i recently came into a bunch of money. >> jimmy: yes, you did. >> think about retiring from "parenthood." >> jimmy: you came into the money at my house. >> guys, next super bowl, go over to kimmel's, because you are liable to win $300. i walked in and someone was like, you need to give us $30 for the box. i was like, all right. i don't know what the box means. names everywhere.

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e'll see you on "woep [cheers and applause] announcer: now, here are regis philbin and kelly ripa! e] kelly: hi! regis: oh, boy. hi. oh, yeah. kelly: hello. regis: hi, everybody! you are you doing? tuesday, february 15, 2011. sunny and cold. kelly: oh. regis: and last night, did you hear that wind? kelly: sure did. regis: oh, my god. kelly: i think i had bits of

captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television] announcer: now, here are regis philbin and kelly ripa] ♪ la, la, la ♪ thank you. hi, everybody. nice to see you. oh, boy, it's monday, isn't it yeah. kelly: it's monday all day. regis: it's february 28, 2011, the last day of february. march right behind the corner. welcome back. kelly: thank you very much. i lost my voice. -- in california. regis: yeah. [laughter] went out to cover the big departure of dean karnazes on this run across america and got -- well, jimmy kimmel held you up there on friday night and they had to drive you all the way to disneyland. kelly: no, it was thursday night. and first i went to do the jimmy kimberly show which is always fun -- kimmel show and is a great friend of ours. we surprised joaquin for his birthday. we took him alone

and liv live from disneyland in california, kelly ripa on special assignment with our super runner deanun across america." all next on "live." [captioning made possible by all next on "live." [captioning made possible by disney-abc domestic television]

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let me dvd transform your body from flabby abby to ripa kelly. >> yeah!>> are you ready to do this? let's get hottie body. >> enough it's time to shake. ready? lung to the left. lunge to the right. lunge it. plunge it. keep it going, tight. now hump. hump. hump. that is good humping, girls. >> hump it up pump it down. take a train to pumping down. that is good. >> hump. >> i couldn't stop humping. i hump everywhere. at work. in the car. even when i'm humping, i'm humping. >> i'm humping too. thanks, eva. [ laughter ] >> come on, now, get that rump in the hump. >> get in there now. come on. make it pregnant. >> hi i'm emily. blunt. when jimmy k. first approached me, made me unconscious and brought me to his workout dungeon, i was skeptical. is he behind me? is he wearing what i'm wearing. >> pump the wall. hump the wall. hump it. [ laughter ] >> your body workouts is a loesson. and in the car or to solidify -- >> gracias. before jimmy showed you the way, how would you describe your body? >> a little doughy. >> she was a hippopotamus. and now, she is hot. n

going off on kelly ripa with the chirping bird. >> dana carvey brought back his whole cavalcade of characterssted because he couldn't make it on our show friday morning. he slept in and got better. >> he's a great kid. >> was that a highlight for you. >> justin bieber with the church lady was hilarious. this with andy sandberg was hilario hilarious. his movie comes out -- >> we saw it. you know what, it makes you like this kid so much. you don't have room to joke about him. you learn that he's a hard worker and that he had talent from when he was a young, young man. >> and i heard that he tried botox and didn't like it. >> it's a sad one with halle berry. their custody battle has gotten nasty. >> why? >> she said she tried to work it out amicably with her ex, and she was supposed to shoot this movie new year's day and she dropped out of the movie to concentrate on this custody battle. it's got to be getting ugly. >> usually you try to keep a child away from a parent because of an abusive situation where you feel like the child is not safe. i can't think of another reason not to. >> no, she ma