it's from apocalypse. bang. >> where did you get that. >> from a couple of top gun pilots watching apocalypse. >> are you clean right now. >> look at me. duh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bang and duh. i'm starting to have second thoughts about trying to set him up with my daughter. he also said that magic and poetry is at his fingertips at all times. turns out magic and poetry are two of his porn star girlfriends. cbs announced they're san selling the remainder of "two and a half men." he's reportedly filing a lawsuit against them and say even if they do go back in production he wants a million an episode. see,s that a strong move. i'm fired. well, guess what? i'm going to need some more money to come back. he makes -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: for representation. plus, he makes a lot for cbs. it doesn't appear anything he does keeps people from watching his show, drug, hookers, the ratings just keep going up and up and up. if there's one thing charlie sheen is above all, it's a winner. >> come wednesda

them was dominant and that's monsanto that these what i call in the book the four horsemen of the apocalypse these private seed companies they were originally chemical companies. stude poised within five or ten years at the rate they were going to dominate the basic seeds and patent those seeds that much power concentrated into four corporate entities three of whom have decades long track record of fraud deception lying to the public about the dangers of dioxin the dangers of agent orange and the vietnam war and after and so forth. that really set off the alarm bells for me. i got involved in the jail issue because it was a new technology bringing opportunities and still see them as officers that. i was the only the to support the that she took part in four years of trawling. were the monsanto of the grave us and gentlemen they were all in this grouping and agreed to the trial work which all told the two hundred sixty all different i mean not just cannot if we did spring and winter and i did both a on the farm collector a spring right occasionally when i left or when i have a failure in the

the disaster in japan has been termed as an apocalypse at a meeting of the european parliament. >> nuclear regulators have had set energy companies rushed to brussels for meetings with european representatives. there is a lot at stake. the energy sector fears it will be disadvantaged by the decision to shut off all the nuclear power. >> all the nations of europe, with national sovereignty, building new nuclear stations. i read there were saying after the japanese disaster that poland would continue constructing new nuclear reactors and others are doing the same. >> the energy commissioner what is the reliability of the nuclear plants tested. the meeting reached an agreement. >> stress test with joint criteria, with joint standards for safety and risk assessment will be carried out in light of the event to which pad. -- in light of the events in japan. >> a stress test for all but hundred 43 plants, including emergency power supplies for cooling systems. until now, there have been deferring safety standards across europe. european union member states all agree on minimum standards within th

europe's energy commissioner says, there is talk of apocalypse. and i think that word is particularly well-chosen. this procedure was considered too dangerous yesterday. the japanese said radiation levels were too high. the u.s. insisted something be done. >> we're reminded how american leadership is critical to our closest allies, even if those allies are, themselves, economically advanced and powerful. there's moments where they need our help. >> reporter: the state department is now providing aircraft to help americans leave northeast japan. and it wants to evacuate americans within 50 miles of fukushima. the japanese evacuation zone is much smaller. tokyo's airport is packed with people leaving. a 15-year-old sent by her parents to stay with family in washington. >> so, there was the earthquake. and then, there's radiation. and my parents kind of freaked out. so, they wanted me to come and go to my aunt's house. so, i'll be safe. >> reporter: japan's chief cabinet secretary says the u.s. government has taken a cautious approach. but in the eva

in earthquake, they call it the coy mot that means this apocalypse. at first there was a very heroic effort. infer natio international community helped. after katrina red cross got 2,000,000 for help and for this earthquake red cross received 6 million dollars. the united states sent in helicopters that conductd the greatest air lift in the history of mankind. moved about 20 thousand on thes in the mountains to keep 1/2 million people a hive during the wintertime. it was very heroic and people were grateful. aid has dropped 70 percent after a year in the wake of that void many jihad and people labeled terrorists have set up camps. this is one here. in pakistan. and in that camp, there are many kids that are previously were going to school and now they have no school and the cost to help them go would be about one month per month per child. fifth grader 20 bucks a year. first grader five bucks a year. they get their food in the back on the mess tenth and then on the left is an extreme place where people get indoctrined into a violent islam. because of

company to be a celebrity advert tweeter as they are known and he has plans for a book called "apocalypse me." >> planned all along, i guess. >> almost like a publicity stunt. >> we will see what happens. >>> that's it for the cbs 5 eyewitness news at 5:00. >> see you back at 5:00. have a great weekend, everybody. ,,

plant has longer lived radiation than the fission spectrum in a in a bomb but i'll be looking at an apocalypse i read all the wind reports on websites looking at international newspapers that word is used many times exaggeration or is that true well my term is this is true not all on steroids this is this will be worse than sure nobody exactly how much worse i don't know but. it's pretty clear to me that that it will be worse i'm sure you say will be do you think is deafening going to happen or do you think prices could be averted no i don't think crisis can be averted. the radiation exposure. those are so high and say that i don't think human beings can get into the areas that need to be accessed in order to put the fire to put fires out and also to get water into the locations where the heat is the highest and so i say so what will be the effects not just for those people in the vicinity we understand of being evacuated in just a twelve mile radius but what about tokyo where radiation levels are at ten times above the norms at the moment and beyond the atmosphere of the sea the as yet region

europe's energy commissioner saying, "there is talk of apocalypse, and i think that world is particularly well chosen." here is what is so worrying. at reactor one, 70% of the fuel rods are damaged. at reactor number three, smoke is billowing out. an explosion there blew out the roof and outer walls, likely cracking the critical containment vessel that holds the nuclear material in. at reactor two, smoke seeping out. the explosion there also believed to have cracked that container around the vessel that holds the red hot nuclear core. and reactor four. you can see it damaged by fire. even out of use fuel rods are in a critical state. the pool supposed to cool them may be out of water, which would lead to the release of plumes of radioactivity. a hail mary-type attempt to dump water into the pool with helicopters was called off because of too much radiation. all in all, an unprecedented calamity. if those two damaged containers, with their five feet of cement, reinforced by steel, if they give way, there will be no way to cool the core. it will melt down, bleed out and also send toxic nucl

. >> deteriorating and apocalypse those are terrifying words by u.s. and european officials to describe the nuclear crisis in japan. military helicopters have been dumping loads of sea water to try to cool the fuel to prevent a nuclear meltdown. they predict low level radiation will lead to detectable in los angeles by tomorrow. they are sending chartered planes to japan for officials who want to leave. they are advising people to stay away 50 miles from the crippled power plant. now more on the nuclear crisis and the continuing search for survivors. >> rescuers in japan to search through debris pull bodies from the rubble makeshift morgues have been set up but with more than 4300 ten more than 10,000 still ambiguous. relief workers are overwhelmed. they waited patiently for food waters and gases with information difficult to come by frustration is growing. this woman says she is concerned radiation can't be seen. how do we know if it's in the air. maybe our food may be contaminated. this may be the world's worst nuclear disasters. >> units two and thr

the energy commerce says there is talk of apocalypse and i think the word is well chosen. it was considered too dangerous yesterday. they said radiation levels were too high. the. >> we are reminded how american leadership is critical to our closest allies, even if the allies are themselves economically advanced and powerful, there are moments where they need our help. >> the state department is providing aircraft to help americans leave japan and wants to evacuate americans 50 miles of the plant. the japanese zone is much smaller. tokyo's airport is packed with people leaving. like a 15-year-old sent by parents to stay with family in washington. >> they went me to come so i'll be safe. >>> chief cabinet secretary the u.s. government has taken a cautious approach. in the evacuation zone, one man says we are isolated. we are being left here to die. >> skeleton crew remains at the nuclear plant. workers are running out of food. the father has accepted his fate like a death sentence. >>> united nations forecast says the radioactive plume will hit the alou shan i can't underst

says, the title of my book has finally been delivered through vast and extensive lunar channels, apocalypsewinning. >> they get better and better. this could be the best. that just came out, his most recent tweet. >> he could make some money from this. he signed a deal with ad.ly according to aol and he could be get big bucks for tweeting for brands and company. a lot of celebrities do this. 1,000 have already signed on with the company ad.ly. >> remember kim kardashian, your favorite, she would say, boy, do i feel like a carl's jr. burger and people figured out she was getting paid. we haven't talked a lot about allen. remember allen cryer, i still referred to him as ducky from "pretty and pink," he's been mum on this whole issue. he did make an appearance on the "ellen show" and a very funny spoof playing her receptionist. there's tongue-in-cheek about what's going on. ellen says, you're such a great receptionist, you do the work of "two and a half men" and she refers to a train wreck. he pulled it off very, very well. he has not said anything about this whole episode. charlie sheen says

the best title of all time "apocalypse me, the jaws of life." "apocalypse me, the jaws of life."er yet? are you done? >> we have to redefine winning. number one, he was the highest paid man on prime time television. he's now, you know, unemployed. and number two, he's lost his children. you know, maybe, temporarily, who knows. and number three, he's smoking darn too much and that's not good for your health. he looks like he hasn't slept for days, because apparently he's texting and e-mailing people -- >> rob chuter says he was texting all night. >> at some point you're going to fall apart. to me that's losing on all fronts. >> they have terminated charlie sheen's services on "two and a half men" immediately. and he came back skptsd this is very good news. they continue to be in breach like so many whaelz. it's a day of gladness because now i can take their bazillions, never have to put on those silly shirts for sloas long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension. some are saying he might even have a case. >> i can't believe there isn't a morals clause. >> when meredith

the disaster in japan has been termed as an apocalypse at a meeting of the european parliament. >> nuclear regulators have had set energy companies rushed to brussels for meetings with european representatives. there is a lot at stake. the energy sector fears it will be disadvantaged by the decision to shut off all the nuclear power. >> all the nations of europe, with national sovereignty, building new nuclear stations. i read there were saying after the japanese disaster that poland would continue constructing new nuclear reactors and others are doing the same. >> the energy commissioner what is the reliability of the nuclear plants tested. the meeting reached an agreement. >> stress test with joint criteria, with joint standards for safety and risk assessment will be carried out in light of the event to which pad. -- in light of the events in japan. >> a stress test for all but hundred 43 plants, including emergency power supplies for cooling systems. until now, there have been deferring safety standards across europe. european union member states all agree on minimum standards within th

europe's energy commissioner saying there is talk of apocalypse and i think that word is particularly well chosen. here is what is so worrying. at reactor one, 70% of the fuel rods are damaged and reactor number three, smoke is billowing out. an explosion blew out the roof and outer walls, likely cracking the critical containment stress that will holds the nuclear material in. at reactor are two, smoke seeing out. explosion there also believed to have cracked that container around the vessel that holds the red hot nuclear core and reactor four you can see it damaged by fire, even out of use fuel rods in a critical state, the pool supposed to cool them may be out of water which would lead to the release of plumes of radioactivity. a hail mary type attempt to dump water into the pool with helicopters was called off because of too much radiation. all in all, an unprecedented calamity. if the two damaged containers with their five feet of cement reinforced by steel, if they gave way there will be no way to cool the core. it will melt down, bleed out and also send toxic nuclear clouds into

if there really is an apocalypse next year, we'll be like -- 'cause we'll all be there during the fallomebody, they're like oh, no here comes that person that there. you're like, just shut up for a second shakespeare, i want to tell you something. [ laughter ] so any way, i was there, north korea i did plutonium rods, but we didn't really -- i'm glad you laughed. hey, folks, join in anytime you want. [ laughter ] you were cackling away at that, nobody else was laughing. unless you were just -- >> jimmy: cackling? that's how i laugh. >> i'm glad you were laughing. >> jimmy: you say i laugh like a cackle? >> no, i was glad, i was glad you were laughing, but then halfway through i was like, maybe he's just covering cause nobody was laughing. >> jimmy: no i was love it, i was laughing at everything. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and really, you'll be able to knock socrates, and be like, shh. let me talk. i got it. [ laughter ] he doesn't do this in the one man show. he doesn't stop everybody -- >> the one man show is not like this, it's smooth. >> jimmy: your one man show, "long story short" --

don mentioned the three horsemen of the apocalypse. more generally you can think of both the party system and a house of representatives were, at times, not completely ma senior -- majority institutions. my fellow scientists of the 1940s issued a manifesto saying the political parties were not responsible enough and we need a more parliamentary style government saying if you elected a president of one party, they should have a platform, know what they stand for, have the opportunity to put something into place, and we voters at next election can say, well, we agree what you have done, have done it well or not, and express our opinion in the next election. those political scientists and others felt majority was not being expressed, and that was not simply because of the senate. sometimes the senate was implicated, but the house, the house rules committee, the political parties themselves. now, the democratic party in particular was a funny majority party with a large progressive left wing and a small to medium size right wing and cross

i was surprised to see in the four months before i left the island, the leaves looked like the apocalypse after the hurricane. the leaves had grown back on the trees still standing, and even broken trees, they were sprouting afreash. . . so i thought i wonder if hurricanes might fit in. and that inspired me to come to the university of arizona and study, wanted to look into deep time and at the university of arizona there is a lot of good climate research courses and some of them that i was looking at re in pale leoclimate and eliogeology so climate and vegetation unwanted to see what has the earth been doing in really hot times and colt times over the past -- focus on the last hundred million years. this is all before humans. this is what lessons can we learn from what the earth does and how we can work with it? keep that in mind because it is an important element. looking back, some of you might not know that even on the long scale going back three hundred million years the high levels of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases tend to go with high levels of temperatures. in the ice a

>> but i have to, you know, pull apocalypse off and put on lame porn. >> you banged tabitha stevens?> like a thousand years ago when she was hot, sure. >> how was that? >> i don't know, i was loaded, dude. winning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so, howard will be here in minutes. but first, there was a new episode of "american idol" tonight. randy jackson lately, randy is now the mean judge. he's been telling some of the singers -- this is his criticism, he says, your performances seem like karaoke. and i agree. some of the karaoke singers do seem like they're doing karaoke on the karaoke competition show. how is it not karaoke? the only difference is they don't have the words in front of them and most of them aren't drunk when they sing. i'm not sold on the new judges. there's a big hole since simon left. though, i will admit, one of the new judges is starting to grow on me. >> it's time for the ladies to take the stage. 12 of them will sing for your votes. what is so special about this group of girls? >> they're the best at what they do and i'm the best at what i do and togethe

one of the tidbits he reveals on sheen's korner is a tv that plays nothing but apocalypse now on a loop playing. you know what i like the smell of in the morning? pancakes. >> not with little kids running around. charlie sheen talked about people he would want to be. >> one of the people apparently is giants' closer brian wilson. here's why. >> brian "fear the beerld" wilson. the man delivers fearing ren jens, hatred, world domination. he is just better than you. >> there you go. wilson did take a trip to sheen's house a few weeks ago. remember that sheen kind of wanted to consult with wilson about sheen's upcoming role. he wants to have another step in the film "major league." sheen plays the pitcher in that film and wants to get inside the brain of a pitcher. >> if you can get inside the brain of will isson or sheen -- >> it is interesting stuff to get inside there. >>> all right. thank you so much for joining us this morning. we'll have a local news update in a half hour. >> the "today" show is coming up next. have a great day. never in my lifetime did i think i could walk 60 miles i

liberal academics who were writing books of the time that the three horsemen of the congressional apocalypse or the house rules committee, the security system, and a filibuster. they have taken care of the rules committee which is now under the arm of the majority leadership. the seniority system has changed considerably. committee chairman are now basically responsive to their party caucus and their leaders for the filibuster still remains a bone of contention with many who would like to reform the senate. it is not my idea that we will spend this entire two hours talking about the filibuster but rather go deeper into the nature of the senate and its role and how it has changed over time and what still might be done. this started during the discussion for changing the cloture rule. there were about three different alternatives to changing the filibuster rule. the bipartisan leadership got together and came up with their own tournament agreement as an alternative. they took votes on all of them. the filibuster reformers did not get a majority on their proposals but the bipartisan leadership

i was surprised to see in the four months before i left the island, the leaves looked like the apocalypse after the hurricane. the leaves had grown back on the trees still standing, and even broken trees, they were sprouting afreash. . . so i thought i wonder if hurricanes might fit in. and that inspired me to come to the university of arizona and study, wanted to look into deep time and at the university of arizona there is a lot of good climate research courses and some of them that i was looking at re in pale leoclimate and eliogeology so climate and vegetation unwanted to see what has the earth been doing in really hot times and colt times over the past -- focus on the last hundred million years. this is all before humans. this is what lessons can we learn from what the earth does and how we can work with it? keep that in mind because it is an important element. looking back, some of you might not know that even on the long scale going back three hundred million years the high levels of carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases tend to go with high levels of temperatures. in the ice a

. >> you see here, he's really set up to withstand a nuclear apocalypse. >> reporter: until recently, gadhafi was guarded wherever he went by a team of 40 female bodyguards. footage from ukrainian television of a recent state visit became a youtube sensation. but libyan diplomats said gadhafi began to disrust the trim over the last couple weeks. a former cia psychological profiler now says that nato air strikes have now taken gadhafi into a deep depression. >> i feel he must feel abandoned. it is inconceivable to him, having given 42 years of his life to the leadership of libya, that everyone does not love him. >> reporter: but few see him as someone who would go into the bunker and kill himself. >> i do not believe he will consider suicide. nor, will he accept a lush exile. he is libya. and libya is he. and when he says, i built this state and i can destroy it, he means it. >> reporter: there are conflicting reports this morning about the possible death of one gadhafi's son. the 27-year-old who was considered his own military elite force. and was considered a blood thirsty commander.

bangkok, ten weeks doing this movie, but it felt like "apocalypse now: the comedy." >> that dade fashionven as a setting. and it's all about the setting, as you know, from the first one. that is probably the main character in the movie. i'm so excited, peter. i can't wait for it to come out. >> bradley, thank you so much. >> thanks. >> see, he's cute. >> oh, yeah. you like him, i know. >> we're loving this story. if you go to the movies this weekend maybe to see that movie, you can pick up a snack at the concession stand, but you might want to rethink what you pick when you hear the calorie count. >> yeah, think twice. the new health care law is actually requiring chain restaurants with at least 20 locations to post calorie content on the menu items, and that may include concession stands, but as you can imagine, movie theaters are fighting all that. and when you hear the calorie count on this stuff, you're going to know why. >> they don't want to tell you. they're saying, we should be exempt. restaurants should have to do this but not movie theaters because they make a lot of their prof

somebody from the university union used the word apocalypse to describe the potential damage that could occur in japan. what was your reaction to this comment? could japan be facing devastation from a widespread nuclear meltdown or devastation -- radiation released? >> people are working diligently to try to address the situation. it is a very sick -- and very serious situation without a doubt. i thought it was very important for the agency to make the statement that we did. we thought in a comparable situation in the united states, we would have issued the evacuation instructions to enlarge the distance away from the plant. efforts are on going to try to resolve this. it will be some time before it is finally resolved. >> you are recommending any evacuation of u.s. citizens within 50 miles. what is causing you to make this recommendation? >> it is based on the current conditions at the site. because of the damage to the east andfuel p -- spent fuel pool, we believe there is significant radiation around the site. there are more of a backup to a backup safety cooling system. if anything

don mentioned the three horsemen of the apocalypse. more generally you can think of both the party system and a house of representatives were, at times, not completely ma senior -- majority institutions. my fellow scientists of the 1940s issued a manifesto saying the political parties were not responsible enough and we need a more parliamentary style government saying if you elected a president of one party, they should have a platform, know what they stand for, have the opportunity to put something into place, and we voters at next election can say, well, we agree what you have done, have done it well or not, and express our opinion in the next election. those political scientists and others felt majority was not being expressed, and that was not simply because of the senate. sometimes the senate was implicated, but the house, the house rules committee, the political parties themselves. now, the democratic party in particular was a funny majority party with a large progressive left wing and a small to medium size right wing and cross

an official from the universe -- from the european union used the word apocalypse. what is your reaction to this comment? could japan be facing widespread devastation from a nuclear meltdown? >> i do not want to speculate on what could happen. people are working diligently to try to address the situation. it is a serious situation, without a doubt. that is part of the reason i thought it was important for the agency to make the statement it did. we thought, in a comparable situation in the united states, we would have issued the evacuation instructions a larger distance away from the plant. efforts are ongoing to try to resolve it. it will be some time before it is finally resolved. >> you said you are recommending an evacuation of u.s. citizens within 50 miles. what are the issues causing you to make this recommendation? >> it is based on a current assessment of the site. because of the damage to the fuel pools, we believe there is significant chance for regulation -- chance for radiation around the site. it is a backup to a backup safety cooling system. if anythin