next thing you know, mom's on bass, and daddy's out. so we had to change our name to the thornton sisters because we wanted to be more manyture and sophisticated -- mature and sophisticated. now, in those days i know a lot of you mow "american idol"? sure, yes? before that was "star search. "all these are amateur shows that, basically, give the amateur a chance to star and to be a star. well, back in the 1950s there was the same sort of amateur show called ted mac's and the original amateur hour. and my father says, well, we should apply for that. ted mac and the original amateur hour. we said, okay, daddy. and believe it or not, we're on. so what i want to show this wonderful audience is that you have to go back. now, this is historical. this had to go back over 50 years ago. this is 1959. now, what the thornton sisters looked like and sounded like back in 1959. if i can do this right, joey, i'll be okay. if not, we're in big trouble. ♪ >> oh, yeah. geritol. >> [inaudible] >> and here's is your host, ted mack! ♪ >> [inaudible] >> [inau

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we said, okay, daddy. so we bent. believe it or not, we are on. what i want to show the wonderful audience that you have to go back now. this is historical. : >> oh, yeah, geritol. [inaudible] ♪ >> [inaudible] >> that's my mother. >> [inaudible] [inaudible] ♪ ♪ >> she's 14 on the tenor sax. i'm the one clapping my hands. stage clapping. here i am at 11 years of age on alto. ♪ this is jenette on the guitar. she's 13 # years old. the next person you see is linda. she's 9 years old on the drums. ♪ ♪ ♪ [applause] >> oh, well, thank you, thank you. well, you know, after basically making the amateur hour. my father said, oh, you kids are good. let's try the next step. the next step was the apollo theater. some of you are too young, but show time at the apollo, it was the se base chan for black entertainment. on wednesday nights, they had amateur night. if you won four weeks in a row there, you could win a paid week with the stars. now, the operative word is "paid". we went through four weeks there, one the first week, second week, and the third week, an

my daddy's hand.s lying up under the truck. >> kroft: he was killed with two blasts of deer shot to the head. the investigating officer was none other than the newly elected sheriff, daniel jones, who hank said made it clear to the family why his father had been murdered. >> allen: he told my mom that if louis had just shut his mouth that he wouldn't be laying there on the ground. he wouldn't be dead. >> kroft: you think sheriff jones did it? >> allen: yes, indeed. by all means. if he didn't do it, he was the entrepreneur of it. >> kroft: jones told the newspapers he was unable to find a single clue. how would you characterize the investigation that sheriff jones conducted? >> deitle: he did not develop any fingerprints, any physical evidence, and he never developed any suspects. >> kroft: not a great investigation. >> deitle: probably could have done more. >> kroft: and the same might be said about the fbi at the time. it had limited jurisdiction over civil rights murders and little inclination to in

big issue for go daddy. >>> lighter note here.nd franco got thumbs down for half-hearted, half-baked, some would say, performance. he was on letterman last night and addressed the issue about his kind of lackluster performance as host. take a listen to what he says. >> people said i was under the influence. >> why would they say that? >> i -- i've thought about it. i think i know why. because -- i love her, but anne hathaway is so energetic i think the tansmanian devil would look stoned standing next to anne hathaway. >> remember we reported they hated each other. that was the rumor. >> he really gave a weird performance and pointed out an interesting thing. he said here's the hypocritical thing, leading up to the oscars i couldn't hear enough how people don't care about it. it's dead, it's boring, the end of award season, who cares about it. as soon as you don't host the way they want you to, they suddenly care and won't shut up about it. pointing out what he thinks is hypocritical. he said he wasn't high, just paled by compariso

>> howard: ♪ oh, daddy ♪ daddy, father, where were you when i needed you the most? stahl: that is unbelievable. you're smiling and i'm not. why do you say you forgive him? i don't forgive him. i don't. you're a child. >> howard: yes. >> ♪ joshua fought the battle of jericho... >> stahl: but up on stage four months into this program, yolanda howard was not a girl struggling with an absent father. she was one of 40 kids stomping and clapping and singing their hearts out in the first gospel music competition gospel for teens had ever entered. ♪ ♪ >> higginsen: they tore that up. i'm sorry, they tore that stage up. ( cheers and applause ) >> our grand prize winner: gospel for teens from harlem, u.s.a. ( cheers and applause ) >> higginsen: i just wanted to hug them. i wanted them to see what it feels like to win. ( laughs ) >> stahl: and this is where the story should end, shouldn't it? but life is sometimes more complicated, as we discovered as the gospel for teens beginners moved into their second semester, which you will see when we come back. [ thud ] ♪ [ thud ] [ ho

[laughter] you could talk about daddy all day. nobody would do anything.might have to fight four or five dudes, you understand me? see, so i wrote this song called kids, don't do it before we had all this mess that went down in colorado. and if i can recite the lyrics-- please, please. it says, ♪ kids, kids, don't do it. ♪ kids, kids, don't do it. ♪ i can't be your mama; i can't be your dad. ♪ ♪ but what you kids doin' is makin' me mad. ♪ ♪ you runnin' in the streets, and you runnin' loose. ♪ ♪ i wonder if there's something old diddley could do. ♪ ♪ you runnin' after something that you think is a rabbit. ♪ ♪ start to foolin' with drugs and end up with a habit. ♪ ♪ kids, kids, don't do it. don't do it. ♪ ♪ don't, don't, don't do it. ♪ last night somebody called on the phone, ♪ ♪ said little willie junior, he ain't coming home, ♪ ♪ he dead. say what? ♪ ♪ with a bullet in his head. ♪ now, if he had listened what his mama said, ♪ ♪ maybe he wouldn't have that bullet in his head. ♪ ♪ he's gone. ♪ he was doin' wrong when he should have been home. ♪ ♪ kids, kids,

i had wanted to include sylvia platt celebrated poem daddy. we probably although the pollack and wanted to include two others i was going for broke and i wrote to the executor and also the sister of her estranged husband he was rumored to be a ferocious% and all responded that to reprinted daddy would cost me $100. i was paying for the permission fees out of the pistons of the book and is a beginning assistant professor with two kids i had not very much money of my own and the other two poems i asked for were $50 each. that was the beginning of my literary career. i settled for the $50 poem. i struck a bargain in bought one that is quite long and is magnificent between two win it was cheaper than daddy for reasons that we can speculate about. that was my introduction to the business of the of literary anthology as the idealistic young scholar and never occurred to me that poem's could be graded by the ticket price as well as by their quality. that experience changed my a perception of literature for ever and from then on i really understood th

paul >>pam: in the controversy surrounding the video showing go daddy ceo hunting and killing elephantsn africa on the he has been voted discount yes the ceo of the year by peter. kimberly is here with the ceo response to this new title. he is responding >>kimberlee: with the same line, he's not budging his continuing to defend his actions saying that he is simply helping the people of zimbabwe. we're going to show you the video again, show you his hunting, shooting elephants at night. and then posing with a small holding the shotgun. the video shows said today cdc's song it shows villagers can again cutting a deal thin by wearing a bright go daddy acts. he said his start was a problem elephant that have been destroying the crops of the nearby village in the animal was able to provide food for the villagers. today he took to twitter saying that over 10 interviews today, love explaining why it's a good thing to help starving people. in his personal block, a lot of comments mixed. i did watch one of his interviews today with cnn, he again step by the same lines and you don't understand wh

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this time daddy james is the story teller. we sit at his feet and listen about stories about sara and pat and nollen. that is my brother, my sister, and me. we thought we were just as clever and smart and just as brave as the children in his story. he told stories vaguely familiar, but different some how because he told them his way. you see, i had no idea my grandfather was a functional illiterate and encouraged all 3 of us, his grandchildren to read. the way he encouraged me, he'd say y'all read to me what they taught you up at the schoolhouse today. i would whip out my dick and jane. see jane run. run, he endured that. he allowed me to read to him. i had no idea in other families the adults read to children. in my house, children read to the adults. imagine the confidence they gave me in my readings. i loved to read out loud. enjoyed it immensely. so i would read dick and jane all the way up to julius caesar. when i came to a word difficult, he would say work with it little sister. he wouldn't jump in and tell me. he would

but now the founder of go daddy is under fire. >>> cashing in on mega millions. who won the big prize and why some people got left out. >> fill her up. wait that doesn't look like a gas pump. i'm susan collins, i'll have that coming up next. >>> will april bring us sunshine? i'm bob turk. i'll have the complete weather forecast coming up next. ,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,, >>> 40 degrees and cloudy in central maryland right now. the complete forewarning weather is coming up. >>> thousands of small and vintage planes were damaged when a violent storm ran through central florida. the suspected tornado had winds up to 90 miles per hour. >>> baltimore native and go daddy ceo bob parsons is in the middle of controversy with animal activists. parson says the elements of restoring crops which could help feed starving populations in zimbabwe. >>> the now famous bronx zoo king cobra is no longer missing and is still hissing, that is the word from zoo keepers. they say the pencil long snake was found in the snake house. >> we kept the lights dim and we tried to keep as much noise an

that was the year grand daddy thomas died. left the family worse than broke. uncle john stole a ham from the meat market. he was 17. lost his taste for it locked up 14 years. ham, cured and earth bred sliced with the fat hanging on. yellow sunshine on a white plate. the ham bone cuts crosswise. a dark eye all in the skillet making aggressive for grits. lost his taste for all things salt much the ocean he has not seen. woman and man. he don't ever want to see no more ham on his plate. hates pigs. hard for him. time off for good behavior. they didn't hold him to the last 6. he is a hog farmer. only eats beef and chicken and turkey. fish, turtle and rabbit. squirrel, possum and coon and seasons greens with smoked ox tails. can't raise white folks for slaughter. [applause] >> for those of you who have not heard this in person a big beautiful surprises, she speaks at tremendous authority of feeling. and very uniquely agile intelligence. >> we are the memory of that place without measure. that filled all space that never was and ever will be. that place existing as

>> the piece dedicated to my foster father and cousin on my adopted side. 1, daddy. jack dan jells understood my father mouthfuls at a time. jim beam and old forester where uncles rolled up in the sufficiented hennesy take it's first breath and hound dog laughter and dominos falling like hail on the dining table. relatives existed through stories and memory ease in like zombies on ropes of camel smoke and demand a texas holdum. no wonder they call it spirits. spirits vad my father with cower vas yea. spirits made him burn rubber screaming in the driveway. the marianet and tongue were skillets at mid night. i wouldn't see his ass again until the next afternoon. twoshgs johnnie. gee my cousin john edwards volunteered for possession every week. he was certified. ex exor citizenim did nothing. colt 45, crazy horse they demand the sacrifices in blood so bottles would go to the couch friday night. walls kicked until straight jackets lay waiting on the lawn. mama would site visions of gang boys with metal vent as if it explained anything. it didn't between dusk from the and

wyatt was left to play with pots and pans and daddy's nose.t turns out, 90% of all children's toys sold here are imported from china. mr. potato head, china. etch-a-sketch, china. even g.i. joe, the american hero, is made in china. but then, we heard from viewers, from workers at channel craft toys, writing we still make toys in america. so, we went on a little road trip. charleroi, pennsylvania, just outside of pittsburgh. hoping to refill that toy box. this was once a thriving steel mill town, crippled when the mills shuttered in the '70s. >> all my uncles and cousins worked in the steel mill. >> the steel mill was the town, pretty much. so, when the steel mill left, there was nothing left. >> reporter: it was about that time dean started selling his homemade toys in the back of this van. there's a tree growing out of the steering wheel. >> yeah, this is pretty sad. this was my first shop. i was in college and i could build boomerangs and demonstrate them. >> reporter: today, the business has grown to this. a 32,000 square foot plant, turnin

that he slay the elephant forgot to go rip it to fred all wearing go daddy baseball had pete is pissed about this one obviously but let's show a little bit graphic clip for viewers. i am. going to. be very very. ok is that isn't really wrong or is it i mean i don't know what to say and i'm certainly heterodox and say that it's not wrong and it was really absurd over here but i don't think to date it's obviously not wrong i mean i just find it fascinating that people are outraged by this i agree it's a little tasteless maybe that i might add just a little bit exploitation there is here i want to you know when you know you can use turbo motion this nation to get we're going to exactly right now i mean i don't think anyone should be shocked by this i think he very obviously did this on purpose we're talking about a man who as a habit makes commercials that are too very soon to be shown on television so that they'll create a buzz so i don't think that there's any accident that this happened his story is that he was saving the villagers because elephants were trampling their crops and he wa

of go daddy when i'm not. african safari he slayed an elephant then an entire village worth of people is that he slay the elephant forgot to go rip it to read me all wearing go daddy baseball has pissed about this one obviously but let's show a little bit graphic clip for viewers. i am referring. back to my belong here. ok is that isn't really wrong or is it i don't know what to say and i certainly heterodox and it's not wrong and i was really upset over at the big debate it's obviously not wrong i mean i just find it fascinating that people are outraged by this i agree it's a little tasteless maybe that i'm rather just a little bit exploitation there is here i want you to know my son is the name of it what it really exactly i mean i don't think anyone should be shocked by this i mean he very obviously did this on purpose we're talking about a man who as a habit makes commercials that are too racy to be shown on television so that create a buzz so i don't think that there's any accident that this happened his

. >> you say in the book by nature daddy was a solitary figure like so many successful only children, he harbored a rich inner life but because his mother was constantly sick there was an edge of fear to his perspective. and no one with whom to share if. a permanent feeling of isolation was hard for him to shake. daddy's own chronic mall addee, endless ear infections and chest colds when a child only compounded his separateness as he was often kept inside and away from his usual childhood scrums. literature was an idealet ai what. daddy channeled his confidence into story writing and discovering can a talent found a way to connect to the world. by college following a solitary path as a writer seemed a natural choice. >> rose: you found that in letters. you found that in -- >> yes, very much so. i think i, he became very clear for me. i think one of the most poignant things for me was that i had eye-- am i a mother of an 8-year-old boy and 6-year-old girl. but i really felt, i don't think coy have written this book before i was a parent. because i think one of the things that really ha

when a whole woman with no vote because she conceived immaculate, and a good baby daddy was something even got to be, where we could heal the sick and make the blind see. we believe in believing, so i believe in believe, and i believe they can come in the night like a thief and knocked out each of uncertainty's teeth and take away all your disbelief because the fate that lived through leprosy is a fate that will live through a chevy, a fate that can make amounting get out of bed is a phase i believe that i believe can spread fish and a few loaves of bread. i believe i can make wine out of tap water, and i believe i can go break dancing and walk on water. i believe i can fly. i believe i can soar. i never thought i could be so free, but i believe on flying away on a wing and a prayer, and who could it be? believe it or not, it is just me. believe it or not, the fish that we got and the bread i just said is all that we got, is all that we need for us to get fed and for us to feed a whole lot of folks in need. thank you. [applause] >> let me ask the audience to thank our two guests on st

. >> tambiÉn figuran don omar, daddy yankee. >> se desconoce cuÁndo se radicarÍan las acusaciones perona uniÓn comercial pero tambiÉn sirviÓ para que los candidatos presidenciales se reunieran con el presidente de mÉxico. >> asÍ lucían los presidentes de perÚ y mÉxico en la ceremonia protocolar de bienvenida. la firma de un tratado de libre comercio entre ambos paÍses es el plato de fondo. >> pero tambiÉn se discutiÓ el tema que padece mÉxico. perÚ el primer productor de cocaÍna en el mundo tambiÉn tiene ese problema. estÁn asociados para delinquir. >> el trabajo de lucha contra la violencia y contra narcotrÁfico en mÉxico y se puede estar seguros en mejorar las medidas unidos. >> calderÓn recibió en su hotel a los candidatos presidenciales. trascendiÓ que la habÍa recordado a humala que deberÁ respetar los acuerdos entre los paÍses y otra vez aprovechÓ para deslindarse de chÁvez. fujimori tambiÉn hablÓ de eso. se le habÍa acusado que se sabÍa que llegaba valijas diplomÁticas desde venezuela. >> la pregunta es si el seÑor humala es un soldado. >> la Última encuesta ha acortado las dist

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my daddy that -- got a cowboy hat and cowboy boots.rd rogers was coming to town -- roy rogers was coming to town. it was for white kids only. why? they think we are troublemakers? i do not want to make trouble. troublemaker. just because of how we are born, we have to be troublemakers. that is when i looked and saw ms. hamilton getting on the bus. wait, let me get back on -- wait, driver, please, let me get back on. ms. hamilton, she sat right next to me. "you need to get out so i can drive on -- get up so i can drive on." [inaudible] i want to stay black and die a natural death. [laughter] segregation is killing black people. that big fight, brown versus the board of education so all the black kids can get an education. [inaudible] the books have pages missing, and they all have things written inside of them. at the main library, we have a demonstration going on. [inaudible] how come we cannot use that facility? they cannot even get a good job and fair pay. men, they come up missing. rape -- they do not want to talk about that, but if

the question is not who is your daddy? is not, which way will the wind blow? is not, where's the car. you wash behind your ears; right . question is not did you turn off the oven or turn off the alarm what's that got to do with the price of tea in china. did you bite it. what's gotten into you no one's asking if you know where your children are. no one's asking if you can locate the nearest exits. in some cases they may be behind you. no one cares whether or not you are being followed. don't ask if it makes you look fat. the question is not, do you remember the time. do you remember the time? not, do you know the extension of the person you were calling. not, premium or regular. not paper, not plastic credit or deb debit. the question is not what can you do for your country. not now. not later. not okay? the question is not, what your country can do for you. the question isnot, who will save us. how are you getting by? [applause] >> i'll end with a love poem. >> my lover. who lives far. my lover who lives far away opens the door to my room and offers supper. i

. >>> y daddy yankee unió su voz a prince royce, la filmación de un video musical, del tema "ven conmigoetos del norte, llegan con ganas de vivir su nuevo tema. >>> el video fue filmado en jalisco en méxico, vamos a verlo. ♪. ♪. ♪. ♪ por eso estoy aquí. ♪ cantándole a la vida y con ganas de vivirla, por eso estoy aquí♪. ♪. ♪ cantandole a la vida, y con ganas de vivirla ♪ de repente era un sueño ♪ de repente no era real ♪ y estaba en mi cuarto, y no dejaba de pensar♪. no sé si es cierto♪. no sé si fue real♪. ♪ pero hay un dios eterno y no me quiso soltar♪. >>> ojalá lo hayan disfrutado, y hoy es día d de doble primicia musical, más adelante, el nuevo video de montese de durango. >>> vamos a una pausa, y méxico se convierte en el primer país, en implementar la alerta amber en latinoamérica. >>> y más adelante, una manzana al día, lo mantiene alejado del doctor, y le protege el corazón. >>> y también bajar de peso, y también, en la foto de una flor, la imagen de cristo. >>> y un cirujano de famosos, revela secretos de santa ♪. >>> frustrados, de que no se permita cumplir con sus sueños, de

my brother called me after he read it in galleys and said, "you got daddy's voice." and that's what i was striving to do. c-span: at one point you had a line in there, something to the effect, "my mother despised white people." >> guest: my mother hated white people. c-span: all her life? >> guest: probably. i didn't know until -- in 1959 we were watching mike wallace's documentary called "the hate that hate produced." it was about the nation of islam and i couldn't believe -- i mean, malcolm x was talking about the white man was the devil and standing up in white people's faces and telling them off. it was great. i mean, it's what black people did behind closed doors, but they would never do it in -- i mean, they were too vulnerable to do it, say, where they worked, at the paper mill or downtown, as we would call it. and here was a guy who had the nerve to do that, and i think if i had been a character in a cartoon, my eyes would have gone doing! -- like this. i couldn't believe it. as i sat cowering in a corner of our living room, i glanced over at mama and her fac

. ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ - nearly 60 millionortably growing statistic. . >> jimmy: our next guest this evening is a show business legend. he's managed the careers of elvis presley, frank sinatra and john denver. produced great movies like "diner," "the karate kid," and the billion dollar grossing "ocean's 11" franchise. his autobiography, "when i stop talking, you'll know i'm dead," is out right now in paper back. it is a great new documentary. it's fascinating. it's on april 4th, hbo, entitled "his way," featuring a lot of famous friends here. >> he's a lot of things to a lot of different people. >> he's ringling brothers. he's barnum and bailey. >> he's houdini. >> forrest gump. >> you can't buy him dinner. he knows how to [ bleep ] with somebody. >> he cuts his nails, but he has the most mushy, marshmallow center. >> sometimes he doesn't have a governor on his brain. >> he doesn't have a filter. he'll say, "you know, i woke up this morning and my balls ache. you know my grandmother?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please welcome jerr

. ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ ♪ i'm not your daddy, i'm your grandpa ♪ [ cheers and applauseshow and thank you for watching. it's time, once again, to play "competitive spit takes." here we go. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "competitive spit takes" the game with where we get audience members to tell a joke and their friends respond by spraying them with a mist of lukewarm backwash. [ laughter ] and then you, the great audience, votes on which team performs the best. tonight, our contestants will be telling some classic "yo mama" jokes. [ laughter ] now, let's meet our first pair of audience volunteers. come on over. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ how are you doing? >> good. how are you? >> jimmy: nice to see you, buddy. interesting shirt there. >> thank you. >> jimmy: can we zoom in on that thing? that's a very interesting -- it's almost like a -- like it's almost hurt --people -- at home are having seizures right now. [ laughter ] um -- uh, welcome, welcome you guys. what are your names? >> my name is pat. >> jimmy: pat? >> jordan. >> jimmy: pat and jordan. how d

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>> daddy! >> reporter: with that, the wild things head home.em, well, it's no easy task. for "nightline," i'm sharyn alfonsi on vashon island in washington. >> looks fun. thank you for watching abc news. we hope you check in on "good morning america." we'll talk with more passengers from that southwest airlines flight to try to find out how an aircraft could develop a

she said daddy what is this? a saxophone. can i have a real one? my mother is trying to pay the mortgage, and put food on the backs. my sister wanted to have a saxophone. having five girls and eventually raising six, my parented raised a foster child, betty, she became our sister. he raised six girls in our family. but he would say if it's good for you, if it's going to help you learn, i will find a way to get it. and he found a way. he went to one the old military buddies and said can i have the saxophone. i just need it for a month or so. my daughter wanted to play. but i'll had have it to you back. you know how kids are. they are interested, then they lose, i can give it back in a few weeks. to my sister's credit, she played that saxophone, all without lessons, the screeching that came out. but she slept with it, ate with it, went to school, but the sounds were just horrible. my parents said, okay, we need to find somebody to teach this child. in the middle school, there was an elementary music teacher, mr wintrop. he said, sure. donna was there