cause you -- you bred them, and i didn't know like you can race pigeons?ean, pigeons got a bad rap, basically. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they got a bad rap in new york. >> they -- all the pigeons that -- now, normally -- i know a gentleman, like, maybe from egypt. they have pigeons that have been in their bloodline for 800 years in their family. yeah. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. it's a serious sport in europe. >> jimmy: you're such an interesting guy. >> well, you're not bad either. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i was just wondering if i could do one thing quick. i always wanted to -- to beat you in a game of something. and i was -- [ light laughter ] >> how about marbles? >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] you can't suggest the game. i was thinking maybe if you wouldn't mind maybe rock 'em sock 'em robots. >> aw, man! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: so good. such a fun game. >> this is a good game, dude. >> jimmy: such a fun game. sorry. you'll be blue. i'm red. wait. hold -- you beat me already. you're that fast. you're that fast. [ laughter ] hold on. let me -- h

[ laughter ] you saw that on my wikipedia page, you stupid pigeon! [ laughter ] pigeons can read!ht laughter ] and finally, i read that ozzie osborne is selling his beach house in california for $10 million. man, if those walls could talk, i wouldn't be able to understand a word they were saying. [ laughter ] [ as ozzie ] [ mumbling ] "hang a picture over there -- sharon!" ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show tonight! give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh! happy friday, everybody! happy, happy friday. uh, real quick i want to remind everyone that this monday, yes, this very next monday we will are celebrating "late night"'s yacht rock 2k11! [ cheers and applause ] so excited. what is yacht rock exactly? what is it? well, first and foremost, it's an attitude. [ light laughter ] it's also a tradition on "late night" where once a year we celebrate the greatest a.m. gold music from the late '70s to the early '80s. songs like "ride like the wind," "sailing," all that stuff. and this monday, i cannot wait, yacht rock legends ambrosia join us to sing th

related donations to pigeon- related accounts was considered to be low. as you can see from the slide, the audit covered six fiscal years from 2005 to 2010. over this time, the gift fund increased $430,000, from $2.51 million, as noted at the beginning fund balance for 2004, 2005, to -- this translates into a decline of approximately $72,000 per year. during the period under audit, annual donation remained consistent from year to year and averaged 115,000 over the six- year audit period. however, contributions to kind significantly by approximately 75,000 in fiscal year 2008 and 2009. we contribute this to the economic climate and income and adjustments, which is comprised of dividend and interest income, and the annual accounting entry to report unrealized gains and losses average approximately $110,000 from year to year. this amount is subject to market trends, it may fluctuate from year to year, as seen by the low of approximately $20,000 in fiscal year 2005, and a high of $164,000 in 08. excluding 2010, a non adjustment was posted. this is further det

i don't think they are stressed any more than seagulls, pigeons, or anything else for that matter. i am not an expert. [chime] is that it? supervisor wiener: thank you. [laughter] >> i have been a san francisco resident for 19 years. about twice a week, i crossed out and pick up trash. i have been hurt and surprised that dogs are allowed to run loose. it doesn't seem to be consistent with san francisco values. with environmental sustainability, we need to be [unintelligible] san francisco needs to be people encouraging ecological complexity and resilience. san francisco also values being -- allowing dogs to chase while the birds for no other reason is ok, and i don't know that the message that we want to extend to our children. i was talking to a friend the other day, and he doesn't like to be where dogs are. he was really supporting her the whole idea of this. even a minority of noncompliant dogs, there are so many dogs total. i have noticed in other places, other cities with urban beaches, they have the balances [chime] >> i am taking into the gardners position because she had to

[applause] >> now you can feed pigeons and they know to go there to get food. sharks follow the ships because if you have humans packed and one gets sick you have to get rid of the sick one so it doesn't get the others sick you 3 them over board and the sharks follow. slim chance for [inaudible] it samples parliament, little mermaid. ts eljot and robert haden. >> never learned to swim. but we sure can dive. over million ships -- over million ship. iowa woo. let your fish bones live old man. let your fish bones before man. make a wish the black fish there is company coming, coming. hammer heads ham or head until hammer fed company knocking. great white shark. great white georgia no, no. they company dining, dining. [inaudible] can't remember, can't remember. there is company [inaudible]. and all know was a dark room cloud and gullets filled with [inaudible]. cattle, chattel, channel of the deep blue. see all about that dark moon cloud and the gullets full of water and slaughter. assault, assault oh , channel of the deep blue sea. sure no one will see. just look

out and throw away our cell phones because somebody wants to go back to drums and sending carrier pigeons. they are demanding environmental impact reports. the city is in a financial crisis. to do eir's on projects like this is irresponsible. we have america's cup 2012 coming up. where is it going to take place? along fisherman's wharf, along north beach. you are going to have the upper class tourists coming. if they are here trying to use their cell phone and they're smart phone and their laptop and we get system busy, are they going to recommend that their friends come to san francisco and bring us tourist business? i do not think so. we all know what happened when we had the giants celebration downtown. we had dead zones. people could not call people. what we are talking about here is a very low impact environmentally and architecturally. it is not creating a huge health hazard. it is less than the powers that pg&e is putting out. we need a cohesive signal so that we can show the world that we have an infrastructure to support major events. i say deny the appeal and let the structures

out and throw away our cell phones because somebody wants to go back to drums and sending carrier pigeons. they are demanding environmental impact reports. the city is in a financial crisis. to do eir's on projects like this is irresponsible. we have america's cup 2012 coming up. where is it going to take place? along fisherman's wharf, along north beach. you are going to have the upper class tourists coming. if they are here trying to use their cell phone and they're smart phone and theirap

so what obama and his advisers are hoping is that as time goes on, the idea of pigeon holing him as thelack president is going to fade. now, it still comes up, as you said. there's a strain of anti-obama feeling, and i would have to say a racial strain in the tea party movement. there's, this issue comes up regularly in our public discourse. so, but his concern, and it's a political concern, is that as he run for re-election in 2012, he just can't be seen as the african-american president because it might cost him the election by ail yen mating -- alienating white voters and others. i asked him specifically whether he thinks an african-american agenda per se -- such as racial profiling, dealing with problems of the cities, african-american unemployment which is, which is about to go higher than 15% whereas the national average is between 9-9.5%, very high -- he said, no. at this point his overall policies are what's best for african-americans, and he doesn't think he should adopted a specific agenda. he did argue that his health care law would benefit african-americans particularly, tha

diversify, so my philosophy was this-- one door closed, another would be available, so i wouldn't be pigeon-holed as "the basketball player" or "the tv commentator" or "the author" or "the public speaker for corporations." >> rick: lieberman got her first independent business venture off the ground in 1983. it was the nancy lieberman basketball camp-- a summer program for kids. starting from a single location in dallas, it has now expanded to detroit and phoenix, and more are planned nationwide. gary oliver runs the site where the dallas camp is held. he says lieberman's involvement goes far beyond her name. >> she does a phenomenal job because she comes out and she's a hall-of-famer, but she goes literally one-on-one and gives instruction with each kid. she's involved with the camp and you don't see that with professional athletes today. >> nancy is really hands on; from writing the curriculum to bringing in the coaches beforehand; instructing the coaches on all the drills, telling them how she wants it. all the way from the registration process to when they get here in the mornings to everythin

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billions of passenger pigeons, they were entirely exterminated as a consequence of an attitude of domination and new technology. think about that in the 1860'ss 1870s. we are in the twenty-first century and technology is even more lopsided in our favor. so we have all of this power over other creatures. how are we going to use this power? ultimately this cause of protecting animals is about the misuse of power. it is about people using their power now in a restrained and limited way but taking advantage of animals because we can do it. there are some folks who think just dogs and cats and that is the birthright of the organization but there's so much more to the work of the humane society then only dogs and cats. it is about wildlife and farm animals and horses and animal abuse and testing and research and experimentation. all of these animals matter. our mission at the humane society is celebrating animals and confronting quote she. we want to celebrate the place of animals in our culture and society. we want to confront wherever and whenever we see it. i am convinced things are moving in o

>> i do think you're right the baptist church discovered the little pigeon creek church. i think it was influential and i think the story was influential. and i think the story of exodus was influential. he loved the bible. and people distorted that first trip back to new orleans. did he really see a slave auction? did he really say, if i ever get a chance to hit that thing, i'll hit it hard? well, maybe not but when he saw human beings, as he said, chained together like fish on a trout line, i think it affected him deeply. slavery was more than a theory -- it was more than an institution that interfered with free white labor it was something of oppressed human beings and i think seeing it -- and seeing slaves marching across kentucky i think that made -- i think those -- the three sources, thomas the church and the bible and the personal upfront experience. >> as congressman, didn't he also in the boarding house have a -- there was a slave in there as well that he saw firsthand? >> yeah, but also i have to say abraham lincoln, when he was in his deepest funk about breaki

the agency sweep began late thursday afternoon, the sheriff's deputies probation officers per roll pigeons, police, u.s. marshals teamed up to check gone 25 offenders. they wanted to make sure the offenders live where they say they lived so please can keep track of them. authorities searched their homes to look for things like pornography, and toys that could attract kids. driving under cover cars the first up was the st. francis hotel in santa clara. more than a dozen offenders live here. agents confiscated this laptop, not only did they find porn, they found nude pictures of themselves. he was convicted of the crime involving a minor. the latest crime raises a red flag. >> what is the purpose? is he sharing those images? >> reporter: it wrapped up with three unrest. a halt this type of sweet will prevent these creditors from offending. >> justine: also this morning oakland teenager in stable condition after somebody shot him several times. this was the scene yesterday in the 2400 block of adeline street. details are not yet known, please tell us the juvenile has been taken into custody.

the past but recently, he's calmed down he's been spending a lot of time with his family with his pigeonsd last night with get tan van sustern, who found out, he is enjoying the benefits of a vegan diet. >> feel awesome. >> mentally feel any different with the vegan? >> incredible. i think -- i wish i was born this way. i wish -- i just can't -- that's when you find out about the processed stuff you've been eating -- no wonder i was crazy all those years. >> the food. >> no wonder i was crazy. all the garbage i was eating running around. drugs didn't help, either, but -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably both of those factors adding up. [ applause ] you know he might be our greatest living comedian. [ laughter ] this is a strange story in china, the state administration for radio film and television has issued new guidelines bank time travel from television and movies. they believe that stories about characters traveling back in time lack positive thoughts and meaning. this is what msg will do to a government. you have to -- [ laughter ] they are altering previously existing movies to remov

adding that it is only good for pigeon huntehunting. there were firing their weapons all day. in the afternoon they ran out of ammunition and the real treat. dramatic differencadvancs aare met with dramatic going back, and when the rebels move to the front the logistics', supplies are still critical to any military force on its flafood is also a personal responsibility than a group responsibility. all - is a basic fact the rebels to not have a strategy. this man says that he was and live in special forces 10 years ago and he had better weaponry and military opposition were still failing at the front lines. >> we cannot have the resources to take these people and create an efficient opposition. if somebody is thinking of a plan? libya... >> the rebels need to come up with a plan, soon. there will not be able to win this battle. brega, libya >> isabel: richmond police are looking for retaliatory gang murders. three murders in richmond. police are stepping up patrols to keep more violent outbreaks from happening. >> reporter: tonight much more police officers in richmond and cont

we had things on the menu like pigeon, things we're not used to seeing. >> funny old british ingredients so exciting. >> you work in a place that's really a recreation of a tudor palace. it's a tudor palace but set in historical context. >> we brought back the tudor kitchen. we brought in all of the equipment to make a 500-year-old kitchen and make it work. we used the same room, same ingredients, same tools and techniques to see what the food tastes like. >> the idea for me is i -- i had no idea that there was this wealth of recipes. and actually, you know, we got somma lined here from the '70s and '80s. if you go back in history, we had food -- cuisine was the envy of europe. my idea is to take some of the old recipes as inspiration and use more technique and knowledge to produce something that's kind of a very -- it's an inspiration. >> inspired by -- >> there we go. so let's show this. this is called a pub. >> french word for apple. and this is one of the dishes that -- that relation bee is a good 500 years old. and people go, what is it? what's this gnarly fruit in a bowl. the whole

. >> looks like a pigeon rooted. >> that's not nice.ore from london, but first your local news and weather. this was so easy. that was quick. no envelopes to lick. no deposit slips to fill out. a lot less paper to deal with. i like that. i just feed in my check... feed the cash right in. and... -boom. -there it goes. it read my checks, counts my cash... adds it all up. how does it do that? it even shows me what kind of bills i deposited. four twenties; one ten; two fives. -amazing. -look! there's the check -- right on the receipt. -genius. -fast. easy. i could get used to this. [ male announcer ] quick and easy atm deposits. with bank of america. >>> good friday morning to you. it is 5:56 right now. i'm laura garcia-cannon. your local news now. a former doctor at uc berkeley is free on bail after pleading not guilty to sexually assaulting hils patients, 52-year-old robert kevis is accused of assaulting six male patients while on exams at university clinic. the doctor says all medical procedures performed with necessary and proper. he ag

it's more fun being the pigeon. be true to yourself, focus on your work and not be i think you have to be not influenced by outside naysayers, you have to focus on the job at hand. and as my dad told me, do the best you can every single day. that's what i try to do. >> good advice for the book as well. >> and by the way, can i mention really quickly. you have to wrap. but did you a fantastic essay about going offcourse and making a tough choice in college and by the way, the girls are doing great. >> the proceeds go -- to scholarship america, which will help needy kids go to college. >> okay. we have to do something. >> do >>> good morning to you. it is 8:26. i'm laura garcia-cannon. students and teachers are ral rallying at all 23 cal state campuses aconsiders the state. we're live at the cal state east bay campus with the latest with what's going on there. >> reporter: good morning. look for yourself, about a dozen students and faculty members lining the streets here, holding up signs, letting people who are headi

i have the -- it's a little better than a carrier pigeon. >> we are good now. >> so we're good now. obviously i missed a good chunk of the portion because i was actually trying to sleep, so i have a little bit of concern that some of my points might be redundant. and i don't know the extent to which you guys have already spoke, spoken about the pakistan issue, but this has been one of my long-standing critiques of expanding the counterinsurgency effort in afghanistan, has been because of the absolute impossibility of engaging pakistan on this issue. in several conversations over the last few weeks surrounding the ray davis issue, you once again here this discussion of the so-called trust deficit. and advise always been critical of this construction. i remain so. it strikes me, this isn't a trust deficit. this is a surplus. they understand that is where trying to get an end state in afghanistan figured out, that the space that we used to have to fanatical important differences is constricting. so put a fine point on that our need to go after the haqqani network, obviously they have b

. >> looks like a pigeon rooted. >> that's not nice.ack with more from london, but first your local news and weather. this is your captain speaking, we are fourteenth in line for takeoff. looks like it's bumper to bumper on the interstate. i gotta get to cleveland! remove your belt, your watch, your shoes. i wonder what gas costs today. seven dollars for a pillow! an extra bag costs what? i hate traffic! ♪ [ child ] the train is now arriving. [ male announcer ] the train has arrived indeed. in honor of amtrak's 40th anniversary, kids ride free for 40 days. details at amtrak.com. >>> and good morning, everybody. time is 8:56. richmond police are looking for a man who tried to kidnap a 12-year-old girl as she was walking to school. police say this man tried to grab the girl. she says she was walking to grant elementary school when he slowly started to follow her in a blue truck. he pulled alongside, tried to grab him and she pushed him and that's when he pulled out a gun and told her to get in or he would kill her, but she ran for help. p

america is doing this to secure american interests and above all strengthened israel's pigeon shootingyou listen to the rhetoric of ayatollah khamenei who believes this is an islamic awakening muslim people are rising up, found their roots, islam and so forth and by the way again and began throughout the propaganda, they are inspired by the 1979 iranian revolution. in many ways there's a strong domestic issue here. trying to legitimize on rule for the audiences saying which you good people of iran to 32 years ago is only happening today, but she did it early. don't get upset with these populations. they have finally caught up in her joining us. that is the message. i mean, if you for a second put yourself in the shoes of one of those small gcc states, half a million population of bahrain or 250,000 qatar, if you listen to the rhetoric and the iranian regime doesn't come you've got to ask yourself, which he blamed the gcc states about being worried about what your intentions are quite can anybody really, regardless of the nature of these regimes, can you blame the gcc states when they r

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