all we knew for sure was that after discovering his pornstache, no one was going to touch his socks. la of laugh numerous people -- [laughter] numerous people have been mentioned as potential replacemn starting with ashton ciewch kutcher. he's the choice for reimmediate consideration mad men. la of laugh looks like they may have found their man. >> want to bring you the latest on perhaps a replacement for osama bin laden. a source has said that they've picked bin laden's temporary replacement, an egyptian and former special forces officer said to be in his 50s. >> stephen: evidently he nailed the interview. when asked where he sees himself in five years he said sliding off a board into the ocean. folks -- [cheers and applause] folks -- this choice right here was a huge surprise because the smart money was on al qaeda's long-time number two al al-zawahiri. i know he is an unrepenten mass murderer but i feel sorry him. he was second in the command. he should have gotten the promotion. all the lat late night shifts working in the caves, burning the midnight oil, burning the midnight hos