man, my taste buds are lactating nonstop. even worse, this transspecies island of dr. moo-reao crosses human mamaries with cow mam arees. how long before our pinnup girls go from this to this. (laughter) next up, hello. next up, folks, i don't trust children. they're here to replace us. nice try, kids. but you'll inherit our possessions over our dead bodies. but evidently i've been fearing the wrong demographic. which brings me to threat number two. centenarians. the latest census reveals that america's population of 100-year-olds has roughly doubled in the past 20 years. population roughly doubled. that can mean only one thing. they're breeding. roughly. worse. the census bureau predicts the number of 100-year-olds will at least double again by 2020. how can the "today show" possibly keep up with all those birthdays? so i have to broadcast a fifth hour just for willard scott. we'll run out of smuckers. clearly there is only one solution. we must lift the ban on hunting the elderly. hear me out, hear me out. their numbers are out of control and it is not just for sport

a lactating ohio woman was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct for spraying her breast milke sheriff's deputies who were not so happy with her. domestic violence behavior was going on. >> she was at a wedding. there was too much to drink at the wedding. you know. that's where it all went wrong. >> so anyway. we're not going to milk this story for too long. >> got mill snk >> you've got to get the idea it was a bit of a mess. >> i think this is in the realm of your world right now with your newborn, that whole thing. is it possible? could it happen? >> let's move on. >> it could get ugly. >>> there's a ban in new york city, in fact, there's a ban in a lot of places across the country on smoking. >> yes. >> however, the ban has expanded beyond bars and restaurants to public spaces outdoors. >> public spaces, parks. >> parks, if you're walking around central park in new york city. turns out many people are saying this ban in new york is an absolute joke. that many, many people have been warned. >> i think they've given out one citation or something. >> one citation, 1,700 parks

i saw numerous, numerous amendments to cut moneys for lactating moms, pregnant women, newborn babies while we refuse to end the tax breaks for millionaires. we cannot afford another $800 billion in tax cuts for the top 2% in our country. this is backwards. this un-american -- this is un-american. with that i yield back the balance of my time. the speaker pro tempore: pursuant to clause 12-a of rule 1, the chair declares the house in recess until the hour of >> the ways and means committee is talking with medicare trustees about the financial state of the program. the latest trustees report projects costs rising faster than previously predicted. and a shorter period of insolvency for the medicare hospital trust fund. it got under way about a half-hour ago and this is live coverage on c-span. >> as mr. starks mentioned earlier, congress has always addressed this issue by making changes. as a matter of fact, of the 40 years on this chart, 18 of those years the solvency date is less than it is today in 2011. as you recognize is a problem because of the downturn in the economy. so i'd lik