jon stewart's semi-digestible wonder paste -- [laughter and applause] mmhm. wow. wow. that was in my mouth. [laughter] every jar of jon stewart's semi-digestible wonder paste is now guaranteed not to contain any pets that you personally knew. [laughter] >> i guarantee there's not hamsters, parots, horses, cats or dogs. >> jon: wow. who's going to stitch my mouth up? that was one depressing litany of miserable economic news. it was against this backdrop that president barack obama went to a chrysler factory, strapped on the goggles and offered a congratulatory handshake to the few remaining people in the country who still have jobs. [laughter] there he delivered his state of the economy address. >> we still face some tough times. we still face some challenges. we're going to pass through some rough terrain. there's still some headwinds that are coming at us. >> jon: no [bleeped]. [laughter] all right. a little rough terrain, a little headwinds still coming at us is fine. we're americans. we're strong. >> just like if you had a bad illness, if you got hit by a truck, you