. >> stephen: you're going to have to talk louder, unanimousback it's beef and beans. i tell you what, jay, stay on the phone as long as my nana wants or until the burrito is ready, whichever comes first. we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause]tststststst welcome back, everybody. thanks very much. nation, i'm sure i don't have to tell you the emmy awards are a scant 109 days away. which reminds me, i almost forgot, it's time to pull out my emmy advent calendar. here we go. [scatting] what's i going to be? oh, it's a chocolate emmy. oh, a beautiful... oh, oh, and a little envelope. and the winner is... okay. uh-huh. okay. and the winner is... "the daily show with jon stewart." [audience reacts] bull [bleeped] all right. jon's mouth couldn't be here tonight, so i accept this on his behalf. bitter. [laughter] anyway, folks... [laughter] that candy was put in there a long time ago. [laughter] folks, you know the emmy is the only reason i do this show. you think i appear on magazine cover, collaborate with my musical heroes and hobnob with billionai