please welcome buddy roemer. (cheers and applause) governor, good to see you, please, sit down. >> a federalist, huh. >> stephen: well, i don't know. you were a democrat then you became a republican. >> i can see like lincoln, a wig, dinner republican. you have to be flexible, steve. >> stephen: all right, speaking of flexible we have a couple issues to deal with before we start the interview. >> all right. >> stephen: i have a federal superpac. and my lawyer trevor potter who turns out is also your lawyer trevor potter has warned us that i can in no way coordinate with you. i can't discuss your campaign plans prorx swrekts, activities or feeds so no one can accuse us of working together. i may be a high priced call girl but i'm not offering my services. got it? >> the deeper the plot the more he lash rate the rules but we'll follow them. >> stephen: the audience may want to know some of your ideas about how you plan to run in iowa or elsewhere. i can't know about them. if at some point you start talking about th

>> jimmy: get lost, buddy. take care.ure. >> jimmy: exactly. models, reset your buckets. yeah, jonene, come on back in. now resetting the buckets, we don't know who has the money. this is very exciting. this is very good. all right, here we go, round two. we're going to go again. we'll let you pick the first bucket. which one do you want? >> lucky number 7. >> jimmy: lucky number 7. audrey! ♪ audrey >> jimmy: audrey, holding a light bucket. i think this is probably the money. audrey, let him have it, please. [ sad tuba ] thank you, audrey. sorry, that is not the money. that is not the money. that is condensed milk. [ audience ohs ] condensed milk. not the $100. you look at the smile on your face. it's great. yeah, yeah. what do you think? >> i'm going with number 9. >> jimmy: number 9, we've got martella! ♪ martella hopefully holding the $100 bucket. martella, let him have it, please. confetti. that's it, you got glittery confetti. i know, right, you're soaked. it's not fair, i know. he gets $100 and confetti. i mean, com

how are you doing, buddy?e." on my mark. are you ready, john? >> yep. >> jimmy: get set. act. ♪ all right, back up -- you did it! oh my god, you did, you saved his life. now, go over. no, no, go save his life, go save his life. push him in the pool. put him in the pool. there you go. -- very good. frisbee, frisbee toss. frisbee, frisbee toss. [ light laughter ] all right. good. now go over -- flex your muscles to the girls. flex your muscles to the girls. very good. what are you doing? [ light laughter ] fight the bully. fight the bully. punch him. punch the bully. there you go. now punch him again. there -- good punches. very good. all right. very good, all right, good, now go back. all right, here we go. let's turn around. get your butt slapped by this dude in the speedo. there you go, perfect. lift up the weights. lift it up. come on, you can do come on, keep lifting up. very good -- now give it to me, give it to me. very good. oh good, thank you. [ light laughter ] all right, good. go back, lay on the towe

>> i'm not. >> stephen: high five, buddy.e actually saying that playing around outside a relationship can be good. >> it can save a marriage at times. >> stephen: fooling around can save a marriage. thank you for saying that. [laughter] because i have been saying for years that gay people are trying to destroy the institution of marriage and now that you are married you are destroying it from the inside. >> gay people are forcing straight foam admit they redefined marriage decades ago. it was a property transaction where a man took possession of another man's property, daughter and then wife. >> stephen: i still believe in a dowry. i got many cattle when i got married. >> it's a legal union of two equals and they get to define it. it could be monogamou s, religious or not. it's up to that couple. that institution. there's no logical case that can be made to exclude gay peoples from an intuition that doesn't include straight couples monogamous or not. >> stephen: have you had affairs? >> it depends is it adultery if i'm commit

(laughter) republican presidential candidate buddy romer. right this is not just some rebound, either. i really like buddy romer. is that him? good, good because i like him. he's a former congressman and a one-term governor of louisiana. that's right, herman, buddy's actually held elective office. (laughter) so it's over herman. did herman call? no? fine, good. because buddy r roemer is my guy now. and i know i said herman cain is my guy. but i'm beginning to think-- and i never thought i might say this-- herman cain might not be the next president of the united states. (laughter) you threw that one away. nation, jesus said the poor would always be with us. well, it turns out jesus does not know everything. for more, fox news stu vashny sy makes words come out of his mouth. >> when you think of poverty, you think of this. but what if i told you it really looks like this. a new report showing poor families in the united states are not what they used to be. i'm just going to give our viewers a quick run-through of what items poor families in a

and buddy, my second husband, what's the secret to winning? >> stay on god's good side. >> ah, that sounds good. now what we're going to do is ask you to go up and gib these fine people a sample of the championship bell-ringing that you have done since, oh, gosh, i can't even -- when cable car was in black and white. it's been a long time. mr. carl payne, the winningest cable car bell ringer ever. [ringing bell] [applause] >> carl payne, ladies and gentlemen! fantastic. you're the best. carl payne. i know. now somebody has to follow that. let's introduce the amateur bell ringers and see what they can do, huh? what do you think? first up, a woman whose enthusiasm and support over the years has helped gain international recognition for this competition. last year's celebrity bell ringing second place winner, who has promised this year to try even harder. abc 7 and view from the bay host shanell wang. >> nice to see you again. i'm really nervous. i don't know why. because everybody is watching me. i'm really honored to be part of this event becau

then former louisiana governor buddy roemer announces his candidacy for president. after that, the state of u.s. national parks. now, the feature documentary, "the library of congress," behind the scenes in the world's largest library. ♪ >> the pursuit of knowledge is something progressives, liberals and conservatives, and libertarian's all agree on. they may disagree on how to do it and how much to spend on it, but essentially they are all in favor of accurate information that lawmakers can use.

i'm going to go with my buddies. >> jimmy: i'm gonna take a nice soak. steve: oatmeal soak, i got some bath salts. >> jimmy: i've got some aveeno stuff, ready to throw in there. got some bath bombs. so he's in there, splish splash, taking a bath. then he gets out and puts his towel on. and then he says, how the hell was i supposed to know there was a party going on? >> and it's his apartment, listen. ♪ splish splash i jumped back in the bath how was i to know there was a party going on ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how was he supposed to know? >> steve: is he taking a bath in a stranger's home? is that what he did? [ laughter ] >> steve: he broke into somebody's house, looked around, got in. maybe he's like the bathtub rapist. [ laughter ] i don't know! >> jimmy: you're right. he goes in -- he's like a perv. he goes in and just takes baths in people's homes. >> steve: and then he goes, uh-oh, i better get out, i'm going out. uh-oh, there's a party going on. if it was your house, you would know there was a party. >> jimmy: i just don't believe the story. >> st

what's up, buddy! >> we're trying to shoot. step out. >> sorry. >> okay, guillermo. let's go again. and action. >> hi, it's me guillermo, i'm here, hollywood boulevard for -- >> let's go, baby. yeah. >> i think you kill him. >> yeah, i will. >> thank you, mr. terrell. >> no problem. >> ow. >> anybody else want some? where you at? >> jimmy: a man on the street, i guess. quickly check in with chewbacca. chewbacca? are we done? did we do it? >> yeah, i -- it's all -- just standing in a pile of sand -- >> yeah, there's a pile of sand. >> jimmy: he is a pile of sand. all right, now we're going to

a buddy of mine started talking to me about lifting. just got into it more it's more of take out my frustrations. that's more of it than anything. it's a stress reliever. >> we work everything. all week long. you hit every body part at least once. like on monday you have a bench day. tuesday you might do shoulders lats and traps. wednesday you do arms and thursday you might have another heavy bench day. you've got a leg day somewhere in there. >> in the survival of the fittest environment the weight yard is one of the few places where inmates can find encouragement. >> let's get another one. push it. push it. push it. >> that right there is 215 pounds. >> that's a lot of weight. >> yeah. i only weigh 170. about double my weight. a lot of these guys have motivation to lift that kind of weights. get off the bar. get off the bar.

. >>> add buddy roemer to the list of candidates for president. he'll be the 11th gop candidate to declare. >> japan's women's soccer team met with kan today. hundreds of fans swarmed the airport in tokyo when the team arrived home last night. they won in a stunning pent kick shootout taking home the first world title for any asian team. >> congratulations to them. this year's world cup final made history in another way. sunday's match set a new record on twitter. twitter users sent messages at the rate of 7,000 tweets per second during the world cup finals. that's more twitter action than during the super bowl, the royal wedding, or the death of osama bin laden. >> that's fascinating to me. >> how do you see the game if you are busy tweeting? >> particularly in games where you wait for something very sudden to happen. >>> up next, 77-year-old u.s.

kemba walker, thanks for coming on the show. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it, buddy. now, the nba draft is this thursday night. are you nervous? >> yes. >> jimmy: well, you definitely going to be a lottery pick. you know that you're going to be picked for a team. do you know where you're going to go, or what's -- >> i have no idea right now. >> jimmy: you have no idea? >> no idea. >> jimmy: but people they've been coming to your house begging for play for them and all that stuff? >> no, no. >> jimmy: is it like "jerry maguire" at all? is it anything like that? >> not at all. >> jimmy: no, not at all. don't you want to stay in new york? >> i wish. >> jimmy: come on, right. come on. you'll be the new york knicks? [ cheers and applause ] or go to brooklyn? >> that would good too. >> jimmy: the nets, come on. that would be fun. you have no hints, no spoiler alerts? >> none. no idea. >> jimmy: i don't believe you. [ laughter ] here you go, you're a great new york city point guard. and now you're going to be testing your shooting skills right now, "late night" style with a

awesome, buddy. what's your name, where you from?rk, washington heights. >> jimmy: very good and what's the name of your frat? >> supreme. >> jimmy: very good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right guys, you know how the game works. you have to pick a bucket number, and then we'll dump that bucket on your head. but first, higgins, tell us what's in some of today's buckets? >> steve: well, jimmy, today we have baked beans, brown gravy, glittery confetti, maple syrup, chocolate syrup, melted ben & jerry's "late night snack" ice cream, or $100. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy -- fallon. >> jimmy: very, very good. all right buddy, you go first. audience, want to help him out? what number should he pick? [ audience shouting ] >> i have to go with lovely lady number 9. >> jimmy: lovely lady number 9, you're talking about nina. ♪ nina >> jimmy: might want to put your goggles on, my man. [ drumroll ] everyone, safety is sexy, you guys. safety is sexy. [ laughter ] nina, pour that $100 on his head. there you go! [ sad tuba ] [ laughter ] he's offend

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that's how we became good buddies.friends ever since then. >> my first cat saved my life during a contract hit. he woke me up when the guy tried to take me out and i ended up sending that guy to the hospital. so my first cat was like a watch dog. you couldn't get near me or anything like that. he guarded me. >> i am in charge of the cat program. you know, that's a switch, but i don't know, i like cats. i like animals. my personal opinion is our cat program is probably one of the best things we've got going on in here. >> by taking a cat, it gave me a sense of responsibility, something to lose, think about. which a lot of these guys in here don't have none of that. >> you ain't going to the vet. i think he thinks he's going to the vet. >> stone, before he got jinx, he was kind of a rebel-rouser. he'd go around and drink, smoke, whatever. not wanting to do what he's told and stuff. then when he got jinx, it just changed him. changed him into a different person. >> the major himself used to come up and visit the cat all t

you don't want to see what i got in my hand and then turning to your buddy and saying i got nothing. obama is using the fact that he heard them say that. >> i think one of factors here is that i'm not sure that the republicans can control their own truths. particularly speaker baner in described getting this -- speaker boehner said it was a rubik's cube. >> stephen: reagan said his first piece of legislation was like crapping a pineapple perhaps they are trying to crap a rubik's cube. >> this is a hard thing to get through and in one has figured it out. >> stephen: let's talk about the brinksmanship here. i love it. i love the power play going on. i'm actually drooling i love it so much. [laughter] i love the play of forces here. and the rule is -- phil graham said never take a hostage you are noting mr. to shoot. republicans have taken americans hostage here saying give us what we want or we blow the economies brains out. do you think it would help if they continued the negotiations long enough until america got stockhome syndrome and fell in love with what the republicans were doin

stop supporting terror or no more aid. >> stephen: easy now, buddy.is a partnership, just like you and me. we're partners. but that doesn't mean you get to decide who my other friends are. >> stephen: i just think jill's a pitch. >> stephen: we're not having this conversation again. >> stephen: the point is, some of my other friends like to do things that you don't like to do. like skiing, or trying to kill you. >> stephen: but that has nothing to do with our friendship. >> stephen: wait, one of your friends wants to kill me? >> stephen: no. >> stephen: yay, me, stephen albert. >> stephen: wait, where did he come from. >> stephen: well, he was standing next to me but i was not hiding him. i just didn't notice or was hiding him. >> stephen: i want to kill you for your freedom. >> stephen: well this is awkward. >> stephen: yeah, i'm not giving you any more money. >> stephen: what? you might give it to him. >> stephen: yes, give it to me. you know c-4 explosive, they just released c-5. >> stephen: don't worry. i won't give it to him as long as you keep g

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[ light laughter ] how are you doing, buddy?it going? how are you? stand on up. sorry. excuse me. you can stay standing if you want to. you just volunteered and you didn't even know it. [ laughter ] sorry, it's too late. here we go. thanks for being polite. here we go. what is your name? >> it's katrina. >> jimmy: katrina. do people call you cookie? [ laughter ] katrina. summertime. which do you prefer, pool or the beach? >> pool. i don't like the sand. >> jimmy: [ british accent ] "you don't like the sand." okay. [ laughter ] pool, yeah -- [ british accent ] she just don't like sand. now, what -- what is your favorite think about the pool? [ laughter ] >> um -- there's no sand. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there is no sand in the pool. and that's why you love the pool. [ british accent ] with no sand at all. okay. roots, we have katrina here, very polite. katrina, in the summertime, she loves the pool because -- [ british accent ] she can't have sand. [ laughter ] she can't have sand. one of her favorite thing about the pool is the f

[cheering and applause] thank you, buddy. how you doing? >> thank you. >> soak it in. soak it in. >> thank you very much. thank you. >> jon: nice to see you. >> thank you very much. thank you very much. >> jon: you look very sharp, very dapper. >> thank you, thank you. jon jon this movie, this movie, tell me about... you look very good. >> are you ever cutting to camera three? if you're not, [bleeped] the tie. i don't care. >> jon: give him three, chuck. look, look, look. oh, no, that's not working. can i tell you something, though? i like it, though. it has a certain... there's a debonair quality to it. you don't look disheveled. no matter what i do, i look disheveled. you look very sharp. >> tommy cleans up good. >> jon: tommy does clean up good. tell me about this "larry crowne." it seems like a "stella gets her groove back" for middle-aged white guys. [laughter] chew on that. chew on that. >> i'm going to. >> jon: enjoy that one. >> it started off going for that target audience, as a matter of fact. i find the middle-aged white guys are not represented enough in to

our buddy is getting married.is the happiest moment of his life, and you guys are giving him a hard time. you guys should be ashamed of yourselves. congratulations, buddy. come on, guys. look, rick i'd rather be dead. but, look, if this is what you want, good luck, man. yeah, all the best. wish it would happen to me, man. you know, since you're gonna do this-- you really are gonna do this? oh, yeah. the least we can do is make sure you go out in style. yeah, let's have a bachelor party with chicks and guns and fire trucks and hookers and drugs and booze-- ah! yeah, yeah, yeah. all the things that make life worth living for. [cheers and shouts] speech, speech, speech-- all right, all right, all right. all right, all right, okay, okay, guys, guys. i, uh-- i want you to know that this marriage is not in any way gonna jeopardize my relationship with my pals, damn it. we are still gonna go bowling every tuesday night. (all) right. we're still gonna play cards every friday night. and we're still gonna wear each other's

sit down, buddy. [laughter] i'm a fan. i'm a fan. you know, you are a big deal, man!ou are a big star. and you are an emmy winner, right? >> yes. >> stephen: me, too. >> i got one of those over there, too see my emmy, got a flack jacket on. >> got it nicely display there'd. >> stephen: have you ever won a peabody? >> no. >> stephen: i got one over there. just wanted to put that out there. >> what is that? >> stephen: what is that right there? an hourglass. the grim reaper gave it to me. [laughter] sir, everybody knows that you are an adad my award winning actor begun director producer. apollo 13, forest gump, of mice and men. steppenwolf in chicago. you've got a new project called the lieutenant dan band for the common good. you have a band named after your character in forest gump. you've been all over the world performing for our troops in uso shows which i admire. [cheers and applause] i think more people -- [cheers and applause] i think more entertainers should go out there and do that. >> i do, too. i think so. i have a great time doing it. there's nothing better

. >> he's trying to be your buddy. >> he was trying to be our buddy right off. >> how suspicious did that make you? >> extremely. >> there was something else. >> he had the day's events written down. >> he had notes? >> he had notes for that interview. >> so you go in there to interview this guy about his girlfriend, fiancee -- >> right. >> -- disappearing and already has notes about what they did the day before? >> he sure did. i have never seen anything like that. >> ignatow tells detectives he and brenda met in the late afternoon, went for a drive in her car, visited a boat show and art fair. he says he doesn't think anyone saw them, though, because it was raining and they mostly stayed in the car. then he says brenda dropped him off at 11:30 that night and he kissed her good-bye. >> don't you think it sounds suspicious that every place you told me you have been, that nobody could corroborate that? >> what did he say back to you? >> well, jim, i guess it does look sort of bad and i guess maybe even i could look like a suspect. >> how did you feel when you left mel ignatow's house?

good luck with the nba draft, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we're all rooting for you.. ♪ [ man ] pepsi max. the official soft drink of major league baseball. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: our next guests have been on tour this spring with prince, and will be out this summer with jill scott. tonight they're here to perform the song "walk on" from their new album "seven." please welcome mint condition. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> how's everybody feeling out there? [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ why does it always end the same trying to justify my actions so insane ♪ ♪ with you it's never goodbye the state i'm in i thought i'd ♪ ♪ get out of you've been the governor of my heart i've should've known ♪ ♪ to get out of this weather and now i'm standing solid ♪ ♪ something in the rain told me i should've walked away ♪ ♪ you knew what to say to make me stay should've walked away been here before ♪ ♪ should've closed the door should've walked away i should've walked away walked away ♪ ♪ walked away walked away ♪ ♪ shame see this time it's all on me but the first time you w