the bottom line is the jersey shore did phenomenally well the the people on jersey shore make twenty five thousand dollars every time they appear at a bar for like an hour so clearly if you're a business person that in itself i guess could be a reason to replicate what we have yeah and i guess we'll see what prevails the russian spy stereotype that we saw emerge after that scandal quote unquote or the brighton beach russian party or i guess ok let's move on hong kong scientists have proved a very sad thing for many people this my bum you out they found that time travel is possible which means this fantasy probably won't exist in reality that's when the. more you. should be marking. time. one of my favorite movies from growing up i mean and as a kid you see this movie and you always think you know in some maybe world boat or in just the near future we've invented so much you think that it could be possible i know it's not not the de lorean and not the whatever you know single photon that said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light which was disproved and i'm not a scie

i think it's so interesting and funny i mean it's definitely a lot like the jersey shore here and i'm going to go ahead and admit this on live television i do watch this it's embarrassing. i know it's embarrassing but it is kind of my little therapeutic time of setting the brain off and laughing and it's really funny i just got into kind of an argument with my producer over this who says this should not be on television at all this is creating bad things for our society to reward people who act like this and become famous and get paid. but i think that the russians are going to like this as much as i like. you think this is going to be what was right and you're going to be outraged. yeah well i think actually the real story here is it's nice to see lifetime sort of branching out because usually lifetime is women getting beaten now it's going to be. giving women . this is all it's all going to you know listen the audience don't like me to tweak coats and corn prices that are going to be doing branching out yeah or they're just a coming to the need for trashy t.v. material to drive rati

square pant♪ >> jimmy: it's a kids show. [ [ plause ] a new nationwide study found that the show "jersey shoref, hasn't changed people's view of new jersey at all, which -- i guess doesn't say much about their view of new jersey before the show went on the air. and meanwhile, the cable channel bravo announced they are teaming up with ryan seacrest to produce a new reality show that s se are calling the persian "jersey shore." it's like "jersey shore" meets even more cologne. we really are living in the golden age of dracarnoir. it's called "shas of sunset." ryan s screst decided to produce it when he realized he had a 90-second period of time when he wasn't doing anything. this should be interesting. the postmaster general said this week that a major decline in the volume of mail being sent may force the pososl service to reduce the number of days it deliverers. within 15 years, they may down to delivering three days a week. the postal service is projected to lose $8.3 billion this year because people are e-mailing and well, here's the story from fox 5 new york. >> failing mail volume and soar

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another r ttle kind of incident there, shockingly, at "the jersey shore."rf good times keeps rolling on. >> just translates into more viewers, right? >> and more money. >> now remember yesterday we reported that lauryn hill was s pregnant and that her -- everybody thought it was her baby daddy, rohan marleyey had abandoned her for another woman. turns out she's coming out saying, no, no, no, no. yes, i am pregnant but he is not the father. she didn't say who it is. she's saying, i wish him well, everybody wishes everybody well, he did not abandon me pregnant with his child. they do share five children together. >> they had a lot of kids together. this s sth child is not his. >> it's not his. she doesn't say whose it is. still a little mystery there but it's not his. >> setting the record straight. >> she says they have a long and complicated history and people speculated a lot but she just wants to make clear, he did not dump her while she was pregnant with his child. >> she was doing some other things. don't let them fool ya. >> that's right. >>> in other

britney spears for her femme fatale tour has hired pauly d as a performer, from the "jersey shore." after join after concluding "jersey shore's" fourth season. >>> this comes to us from new york city where some of the world's greatest soccer players joined from just plain joes to break a world record. amid the hustle and bustle of the big apple, an attempt to break the record for the most consecutive penalty kicks by major league soccer all stars. the l.a. galaxy david beckham and future stars took part in the penalty kick bonanza. tourists and even midtown execs helped break the record putting the world's game on the world's biggest stage. i think a lot of women turned out just do see david beckham in action in person. >> and of course, you know, sad note, that's how the u.s. women lost their match in the world cup. they could have used some of those penalty kicks. >> i agree. >>> i'm amara sohn, and this is "early today," just your first stop of date today your nbc station. reached record-breaking depths. they successfully reached a depth of over three miles below sea level. this

a new survey found that mtv's "jersey shore" is actually not hurting new jersey's reputation at all. audience ohs ] which raises an interesting question. how bad was new jersey's reputation before? [ laughter ] -- where this did not hurt new jersey's reputation? [ applause ] "boo! [ laughter ] boo! that's right." i saw this. hey, a group of rare snow leopards has been discovered in a remote corner of afghanistan. so i guess traveling through afghanistan isn't as safe as you thought. [ laughter ] i heard about a woman who is publishing 12 years of her own text messages in a new book. i don't want to ruin the ending but the last line is, "hey, just thought of the dumbest idea for a book." [ laughter and applause ] i would read that book. "book! [ light laughter ] what is this? math book. what's this? i like it." >> steve: "boo." >> jimmy: "m'eh? m'boo." [ light laughter ] and finally, over the weekend jennifer lopez and marc anthony announced that they are getting a divorce. [ audience aws ] yeah, yeah. marc anthony is going to get the car but j.lo is keeping all the junk in the trunk.

. >> for once it's not the "jersey shore" cast members making news in seaside heights. tell what you led to more than 60 arrests there. >> and take two for a local fireworks celebration postponed by the weather last night. >> it is hot out there. 84 degrees right now with a heat index of 82 at 11:00. that tells you it's going to be a hot day tomorrow and our chances of storms will >> council member leslie johnson resigned today in the wake of the corruption accusations. her resignation is supposed to take effect july 31st, but her colleagues want her to step down now so they can hold a special election to replace her more quickly. they voted to strip johnson of her office staff, car and cell phone for the remainder of her team. last week johnson pleaded filth toe destroying a check given to her husband, former county executive jack johnson in a federal corruption probe. >> police are looking for suspects who stole from parishoners and a number of churches during services over the weekend. members of at least three churches in vienna, virginia, had their purses or wallet

the governor a while ago criticized jersey shore.d turn the volume down. >> you know, stu, it is governor christy's temperament that made him popular with the tea party crowd. >> i remember talking to republican strategists a couple months ago who said to me when all the christy stuff was circulating, the question about christy is over the long haul. people get tired of the style. they really like the sense. he'll tell you the truth, shoot from the hip. he's not the traditional politician. but is he just too rough aren't edges? after a while, people say it was enough. it was fun for a while. i don't want a president like. that i think that's a big problem. >> all right. a couple things on the 2012 front. mitt romney's fund-raising numbers came out today. you did research about the collective totals. it's stark. >> it is stark. the 27-28 field ended up having john mccain and mitt romney himself and rudy giuliani. the top three is back man, romney, ron paul. it will be substantially less. what's interesting to me, romney's numbers, $18

and you're a large employer in new jersey and south jersey around the shore.ese distressed times from anyone in trenton, anyone from washington seeking your advice in council on how to create jobs? >> not really. it's a great question. we employ up to 1200 people a year. we've added 150 jobs since 09. and you know, you really feel like you're on the front lines of the economy. you know, if there's jitters or people are nervous, it impacts us in real time. in '08 we had to make harsh decisions and cut back and deal with economic realities out there. when washington gets in an impasse guys like me are saying do we hire six bartenders or not. what are we going to do this fall? i see images of greaece and everyone saying we need jobs, but those of us on the front lines creating jobs are kind of unnerved about what we hear and gives us pause when we think about, are the customers going to be here this fall or are the jitters coming back. >> the images from greece, london, the impasse in washington over the debt ceiling, what's happening in new jersey and states, yo

. >>> now, "the jersey shore" has a new guest star. deejay pauly d.said to make a guest appearance on the show. i guess they need to spice it up a little bit. >> pauly's going to be on tour with britney for a couple of shows. >> that's right. >> tell me the amazing thing most kids on "the jersey shore" is absolutely staggering. from absolutely nobody to on doctor with britney spears. >> that's right. i don't know how that happens. but you know what? they've had a lot of luck. >> they're laughing all the way to the bank. unless we eat later, then pill later? if i get a snack now, pill now? skip the snack, pill later... late dinner, pill now? aghh i've got heartburn in my head. [ male announcer ] stop the madness of treating frequent heartburn. it's simple with prilosec otc. one pill a day. twenty-four hours. zero heartburn. no heartburn in the first place. great. >>> here are some stories to watch today on abc news. the difficult process of selecting jurors for the warren jeffs trial in san angelo, texas, is over. the leleader of the polygamous sect is

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jersey shore, never seen it. probably never going to see it.ed a trailer for their new season. roll the tape. >> i'm going back to the moreland. i'm going back to the bloodlines of situations. >>> ry street sounds like my last name. >> sounds like to. >> what does the sign mean? >> i have no idea what i'm doing right now. >> oh, my god! >> two cops went out on the stretcher. >> not good. >> and the italian jail. >> seems like there is a new drama every single day. >> i will [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> i love you guys. >> i'm doing everything in italy. >> bill: excellent. you watch this show, right? >> i have seen every episode. >> bill: really? you have seen every episode. >> because i feel great about myself when i watch that. i wasn't even that bad in college. >> bill: if you get depressed my life is bad you look at them and go i'm in pretty good shape. >> i'm not the only one with a demographic of 12 to 34-year-olds in the country it is the number one television show. >> bill: and i can't figure it out other than voyeurism and accident on the s

con, it's the only places to find hogwarts, now it's the new jersey shore hot tub. there you go.s and cons. we'll be right back with more "late night" everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ grunts ] [ male announcer ] built like a volkswagen. the 2011 tiguan. [ grunts ] woman: saving for our child's college fund was getting man: yes it was. so to save some money, we taught our 5 year old how to dunk. woman: scholarship! woman: honey go get him. anncr: there's an easier way to save. get online. go to geico.com. get a quote. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the great nikka costa everybody. sounded great. check out "pro whoa." it's awesome. thanks again, pal. you guys look like you're ready to play game of intense competition and fabulous prices. [ cheers and applause ] it's time for the game everyone is talking about, doctors, lawyers, security guards, street performers, north korean leader kim jong-il's two oldest sons, kim jong-il nam and kim jong-il chul. [ laughter ] everyone is talking about it. it's time for "models a

what's he going to do after "the jersey shore"? they all have endorsement deals and different products. it's their mini franchises. vinny didn't have so much. i think he realized -- >> he said he wasn't going to do back. he said, i'm not going to be a part of it. looks like they came to the table. he's got to play an active role in the show. you watch it, you should be defending him. >> i might be the next person going on "the jersey shore." so we'll see. >> that i would love. [ male announcer ] one in two people will get gingivitis. thankfully there's new crest pro-health clinical gum protection toothpaste. it helps eliminate plaque at the gumline helping prevent gingivitis. it's even clinically proven to help reverse it in just 4 weeks. new crest pro-health clinical toothpaste. life opens up when you do. >>> here's some stories to watch today on abc news. federal investigators announced today that police crackdowns on texting and driving really do work. the results of pilot programs show that police enforcement of cell phone laws

that doesn't sound like "jersey shore." at sounds like kentucky shore. [ laughter and applause ] check this out -- there's talk that lindsay lohan's mother dina will be on the next season of "dancing with the stars" -- which explains the show's new title "dancing with the non-star parents of former stars." [ scattered applause ] that's right. that's right, dina lohan could be on the next season of "dancing with the stars." she plans to perform that dance she learned from lindsey, the 12-step. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] let me in! let me in! [ laughter and applause ] oh, i'm sorry. my apartment is over there. [ laughter ] hey, here's an update on the debt crisis, you guys. president obama says that seniors may not get social security checks if a deal isn't reached on august 2nd or before. in response, seniors are like, did you say "b-4?" "b-4!" [ laughter ] bingo! i have bingo. who said "b-4?" [ laughter ] get this, a woman in michigan is suing her ex after he broke up with her on facebook. not only that, the guy on

>>shepard: and maybe jersey shore is not so bad for the image.he state governor said it had a negative impact but a new poll, a nationwide poll on the subject, a legitimate group conducted the poll and it found otherwise. according to the findings of the public mind pole snooki and the crowe have in negative impact on people's view of the state and may even help best tour e in new jersey. the nation wide telephone pole questions 711 adults and it has a margin of error of plus or minus 4 percent. we will find if they find similar results with "jersey house wives." it goes on and on. and the market sign above the camera and it is looking good, off the session highs but, a lot of this is about what appears to be a deal coming together to maybe end the debt ceiling stand off. bell ringing

the "jersey shore" executive producer declined to comment on the situation.ast just began to shoot season five last week. you think somebody wants more money? who knows? >> family feud. ♪ >>> all right. time to check out the daily deals around town thissel holiday. on living social, good life. for 30 bucks, you get a family fun for four day, a round of miniature golf, small basket of produce and hay ride. it's located in darnstown, maryland in montgomery county. so far, more than 100 people have bought into this deal. good deal. >> yeah, that's sort of a nice way to spend a day with your family. >>> and let's check out groupon now. there's a good deal here for 35 bucks. you can get a $115 value of custom-designed photo books from photo book america. more than 300 people have already gotten in on this deal. >> yeah, i think wire we're up to 421 now. one day left. so you can take the pictures in darnstown and put them in a photo album in the other deal. >> yeah, a two-fer. >>> outrage this afternoon after an oil spill polluted the yellowstone river. >>> plus, b

. >> the new survey found that mtv's "jersey shore" is actually not hurting new jersey's reputation atch raises an interesting question, how bad was new jersey's reputation before? where this did not hurt new jersey's reputation? i heard about a woman who is publishing 12 years of her own text messages in a new book. i don't want to ruin the ending but the last line is, hey, just thought of the dumbest idea for a book. [ applause ] >> i don't want to read that book. listen to this, a woman in colorado was arrested for groping a tsa agent last week. on the bright side, today she was offered a job with the tsa. it turned out good. it turned out pretty good. >> tonight jimmy welcomes actor/singer justin timberlake, actress rose byrne and singer emmy lou harris. 12:35, 11:35 central on your local nbc station. for old pro betty white, business is going to have to come before pleasure. white says she's flattered and appreciates the offer, but she can't go on a date to the marine ball because at the time, she'll be shooting her tv show. come on, betty. come on. >>> lionsgate confirms it has c

. >> as the july fourth weekend rolled around, capano enjoyed a barbecue at the jersey shore with members of his extended family. >> we're going to be looking for anne marie. >> meanwhile in wilmington, anne marie fahey's family organized a massive search around annie's neighborhood. >> i would just like to thank everybody for coming out and showing their love and support for anne marie. >> i'm hoping we can find anything. >> while hundreds of people searched all over wilmington for anne marie, police investigators were already looking very closely at tom capano. one reason was the last diary entry annie had written on easter sunday. >> i have been through a lot of emotional battles. i finally have brought closure to tom capano. what a controlling, manipulative, insecure, jealous maniac. >> moreover, capano was the last person to be seen with her. >> his alibi was, i picked anne marie up. i took anne marie to the restaurant. i dropped her off at 10:00. i went home. and the next thing i know she's missing. >> it has been almost a week since the scheduling secretary for delaware governor to

britney spears for her upcoming tour has hired "jersey shore's" pauley d as a performer.ll join in august. yes, bill is a fan and -- >> brilliant. usually you don't know who the deejays are to britney spears concert or somewhere else. and now everyone knows who pauly is except for you. >> but i'm happy to see britney spears make a comeback. so good for her. >> you watch the "bachelor." . >> i'm amara sohn and this is "first look" on msnbc. >>> president obama opens for john boehner in a primetime twin bill over the country's debt crisis with the august 2nd deadline to raise the limit now one week away. the question is, did anything that either the president or the speaker of the house said last night move us any closer to a deal? >>> meanwhile, in a tiny glimmer of good news, in an unspeakably horrible story, the death toll is lowered in the terrorist attack in norway and the gunman now claims that he had help carrying out the attack. the question is, who was he working with? >>> and the nfl season is on. after a four and a half-month lockout, now assuring americans that

stage wins than anyone else in each of the last three races god has yet to weigh in the green jersey shore who shoved right there regarded his main content of his here with the twenty eleven to a due to kick off on saturday it's just joe right there you have the approach of the survivors of the storm where there were two of your serve and everybody misses you know. you for the rest they're just giving you. a bit about lennox now a soft power has laid down the marker in the man's one hundred meters this year the jamaican clocking the season's quickest time of nine point seven to eight seconds to beat the solid field in laws gone but no ties and gay or you say involved were among his rivals in switzerland they were gold medalist and world champion the next one starts hard to beat they say it was gays nine point seventy nine call took full advantage of the americans hip injury to become the process man in twenty eleven by zero one or the second world remains the fastest man in the world though only his nine point eight second time from two years ago still had the shoulders above the rest. and

more stage wins than anyone else in the each of the last three races pot has yet to win the green jersey shore who shoved widely regarded his main contender this year with the twenty eleven to adjudicate golf on saturday just the job would be like are you ever. survivor so it's not really ready for the tour it's over everybody loses everything so it's just it's very very just given the bit about lennox now a soft power has laid down the marker in the man's one hundred meters this year the jamaican clocking the season's quickest time of nine point seven to eight seconds to beat the solid failed in-laws song but no tyson gay or you saying bald were among his rivals in switzerland the olympic gold medalist and world champion in the next one starts with hard to beat this here was gaze nine point seventy nine paul took full advantage of the americans hip injury to become the fastest man in twenty in the one by zero one of the second world remains the fastest man in the world though only his nine point five to eight second time from two years ago is still head and shoulders above the rest. and final

"the jersey shore" is hurting the image of new jersey.ally not. 43% of those who have seen the show have a favorable opinion of new jersey. 41% who have seen it also think new jersey is great. meaning there's no difference of opinion whether you saw the show or did not. that's actually showcasing the state's beaches and all that. so there you go. clinical proof. "jersey shore" is not hurting the garden state. >> no matter what you say, they do have great beaches. maybe not great hair. but great beaches. have you ever been arrested or heard of a bride being arrested on her wedding day and posing in her gegep for her mug shot? tammy lee. take a look here with the veil, the whole nine yards. she's 53 years old, getting married in michigan. she had a felony -- she had a warrant out for her arrest, convicted of a felony, skipped town. she moved to florida, the authorities got word she'd be back in town in michigan for her wedding. they waited for her to walk down the aisle. after she did so, they went ahead and arrested her. before they took h

wins than anyone else in each of the last three to the france races but has yet to win the grey jersey shore who showed why they regarded his main concerns over c.l. with beats once eleven so good you took it off on subtle say it's just a job you have to approach or disagree neither so it's not really good for the top of your server everybody needs to remember the parts of the difference so. for survival they're just the kind of and finally free style wrestlers from the republic is strong can always be depended on to add to russia's coffers in the olympics while wrestling remains the region's favorite sport although washing arts are picking up pace as our team is on course or if found out. that you start is russia south or most region situated on the coast of the caspian sea bordering i say by john in georgia the republic little known around the world is now uniquely represented at the headquarters of the international federation of associated wrestling styles invasive whistle and in recognition of its achievements in wrestling the sport's governing body eli has unveiled his statue of bigges

opening stage of the tour de france with belgian philippe gilberto eventually securing the yellow jersey. shore up of its weight for a fourth grand slam title must go on after the russian was beaten in the wimbledon final on saturday petra convinced of her victory at the czech securing her nor girl major at the all england club the per exchanging early breaks before play celta on however could be the most brilliant decision making the goal for later in the set breaking the russian serve to take the first six three second started with david about pulling ahead producing yet another break but drop of a title or two two however they continue to take each other's serve along feats of it to eventually wrap up in straight sets six three six four one ace on match point turning the twenty one year old her first grand slam title so huge disappointment for sure rocky for the two thousand and four champion says she regards reaching the final as an achievement in itself after years of injury inflicted stick. to a big step considering said my results here see here. it's a big step because my game is improvi

stage wins than anyone else in each of the last three to france races but has yet to win the green jersey shore who shoved widely regarded his main contender the c.l. with a twenty eleven two are due to kick off on saturday this is the job of being a bike rider you have to approach every storm as a form so it's not really ready for the tour the right sort of everybody loses every military it's different so you have to approach every day just like you've been in the. finally free style wrestlers from their republic of dagestan can always be depended on to add to russia's coffers in the olympics while wrestling remains the region's favorite sport all the martial arts are picking up base and our team is among course and reports now. don is russia south or most region situated on the coast of the caspian sea bordering i say by john and georgia the republic little known around the world is now uniquely represented at the headquarters of the international federation of associated wrestling styles in that of a switzerland in recognition of its achievements in wrestling the sport's governing body feel

wins than anyone else in each of the last thirty two de france races but has yet to win the green jersey shore who showed widely regarded his main contender the c.l. we have beats once eleven to adjudicate off on saturday this is the job of being a bike rider you have to approach every survivor coming so it's not going to be for the tour de france everyone everybody knew that we needed to solve the difference or the ref approach right there that just like in the. finally free style wrestlers from their republic is stalin can always be depended on to add to russia's coffers in the olympics well wrestling remains the region's favorite sport all the martial arts are picking up base as our team is among course there are reports now. just on is russia south are most regions situated on the coast of the caspian sea bordering i say by john in georgia the republic little known around the world is now uniquely represented at the headquarters of the international federation of associated wrestling styles in the vase with talent in recognition of its achievements in wrestling and sports governing body fe

pressure storm on the jersey shore to search for yesterday children over the internet. were. just. so chris hansen that was the good guys because you know we were pervert shows up at a little girl's house who was pretend usually somebody pretending to be like a thirteen year old girl and he's there to get some action and then chris hansen walks out and catches them turns out chris hansen a was caught cheating on his wife and now chris hansen is worried that some very steamy and receive photos that might actually come out on the internet wreak we should say i feel like this story says really really unconfirmed it's like a source who knows him says he's concerned so i just think you should kind of learn that out there i was out first of all like to say no relation second i'd like to see the rumor i heard is there's going to be see show with him and anthony weiner called joke talk. out of a job now it's you who is on the front but i mean it's a little ironic come on chris bad thing to catch a predator and sure this woman that he's you know sexting and having an affair with and stuff s

could lead would a politician sells them and now hearing obama tweeting how do you know this is jersey shore on the potomac it's snooki stupid at its most obvious at the height there's moodys is correct the united states is fourteen point three trillion dollars in debt debt deal or no debt deal the debt still exists this is konami policy is the total failure the tar under bush didn't work obama's stimulus didn't work the federal reserve's back to world loans in q you've ones and twos didn't work the republicans crowed grand is not going to work the country is going bankrupt just look at the numbers had numbers don't lie the politicians lie well and the politicians apparently have been busier debating lord of the rings as we saw senator mccain on the senate floor than a then we'll talk to here but you know the thing that strikes me about this whole masses this fight over the debt ceiling i mean we're talking about path obligations this is money that we've already in america has already promised to spend we're not even healing with the revenue problems and with the greater financial obligation

if you are heading to the jersey shore, expect to pay $3.55. if you are hitting the road and the next hour, what can you expect? >> good afternoon. you can expect some very heavy delays a lot of people are trying to dig out of town. the beltway is heavier than usual. here we are on route 50 on the eastbound side. solid. a lot of people heading to the beach. slow traffic on 270. 95 springfield on the southbound side, it is a mass. the hov is not much better. southbound rte. one in virginia, a lot of volume. >>> coming up, a fight over food tonight. why a contest got an early start and the district. >> a scorpion on a plane? you will meet its prey and how he survived. >> a plan to help immigrant students would tuition is stopped before it starts. [ female announcer ] keurig brews more than just hot coffee. now you can ew over ice for delicious iced coffee or tea. hot or cold keurig is the way to brew everyone's favorite cup in under a minute. choose. brew. enjoy. keurig. ♪ ♪ [ woman ] sam begged and pleaded... so i sent him to camp. we'd earned l

jersey shore it's issue the fact that you should have access to the library books there is a library there are in it but all of the sudden that that was considered a privilege and it was taken away so there's a list of risks hundred five of things that they're asking for that are quite minor that are very concerned graham and not a simple. reason as apartment still not chosen to keep you very much laura in in just a half a minute or so what can people who are watching right now do to help to show solidarity. oh i'm around with you writing letters to you. since you are not reasonable to me and and really we don't live in a society tortures. people in these times so with these indefinitely it's not necessary and we can do better. laura thanks so much for being with us tonight. this hunger strike is one result of the for profit prison industry that has lobbied for years for stricter laws and longer sentences because every new american is locked up means more profits for these private prison corporations trying to put an end to the private prison industry and nixon's war on drugs and red

and much of the world is really turned into a reality show based society where people love the jersey shore people love real housewives and six different cities and the media knows what the people like and they give it to them and no one can blame the media for that but i think that the american citizens who are some of the most intelligent intellectually curious motivated people in the world should probably focus more on some of the things that matter most the debt ceiling the failings of the obama administration different things going on around the world a nuclear iran national security there's a lot of things that people need to focus on and while entertainment is certainly under sensitive i think people need to focus more on some of the things that will affect our lives the fact as michael i mean we can talk about the chicken or the egg you know i know you write about this you know was this frenzy created by the media or were people actually interested and you know we mentioned this before but a cell one had its best ratings ever last month during this trial is there something going on

but authorities on the jersey shore are asking drivers to keep an eye out for a back babboon. officials at six flags say that it may be one of theirs but they're not sure because the animals are not counted daily. really? >> who new? >>> a rode side bomb left this marine sergeant with burns over 70% of his face and body a program that is helping veterans like him heal. >> reporter: and temperatures slightly above normal today. at regan international, 91 degrees. and we'll feel the humidity and the heat through the holiday weekend. i got your full forecast coming up after the break. >> reporter: skipper davie johnson will manage his first game tonight. his thoughts including what the heck is wrong with jayson werth. that is coming up when 9 news now continues after this [ kate ] if this icelandic mud could work wonders on my skin, imagine what it could do for my business. now, i just had to figure out a way to get it back to the states. so i called john, my citibank small business expert. [ john ] kate, how are you? [ kate ] he got me a line of credit and together we made it ha

a dramatic reading of a jersey shore cast member's book when did i last see that? oh yeah, last october. i am pleased one of our guests is a huge fan and has agreed to read an excerpt. john? >> greg, thank you. "the situation" writes," no matter what t-shirt you select whether it is fitted, graphic, see qen, bedazzled, deep v, wife beater or what have you, it is about being proud of who you are." >> wow, the caller outer has become the caller out ee. maybe. i don't know. basically i don't care. >>> we will wrap it up with andy levy. to see clips go to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> you can watch us on saturday at 2 a.m. eastern time. i will be back on monday at 5p.. a new "red eye" will return on monday as well. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. where is my friend, bob? >> bob had to go. he had an appointment. >> he had an fwb appointment. >> yes, he did. no, he told me this was serious. >> where can people go to get their fix in between your "red eye" appearances? >> they can go to masamssa .com for the latest jie. excellent. are you goin

. >> when a second novel by jersey shore snarky what is on the way. due out next may coming up on the kron the 5:30 a.m. hour we will have the nominees live. i minutes before 5:00 a.m. by major tuition hike is at stake. >> president barack obama saying and enough is enough to have abruptly ended talks yesterday. >>-bryan stowe plant that was being continues to improve their i. >> the morning and happy thursday. >> we'll start with weather and traffic. >> this is downtown san francisco in you could actually see the lights the fog is not that bad today. it is gonna be sunny and breezy this afternoon. we will have a complete check of the weather coming ups now check of traffic " >> what we're off to a pretty good start this at the toll plazas no delays in there is a problem in san jose at the guadalupe parkway. there is a sinkhole that opened up but in the road way we will have reports live from the scene coming up arid >> solution changes will be coming to the university of california system. and the border regions on we're going to vote on an increase

a few clouds over the jersey shore and down into delaware maybe a couple of clouds. hard to tell on the satellite around ocean city but fair weather. the rain-making stuff is out to of us.t i have shaded in blue the high pressure over us that has given us this buffalo weather. as we say in the business, it is beginning to erode to the west a little bit. the high will weaken and slide further east and this storm out to the west of us the cold front will begin it edge closer. that means the rain chances will increase but at the time we are done with the weekends. also as the front gets closer the warm humid air gets closer, too so the temps go up and humidity goes up. today we will be into the low 90's or upper 80's near the bay. isolated storm mostly west of us. south winds 10 miles an hour. for boaters a one-foot chop on the open waters and high tide about 8:00 this morning and then again 8:27 in the evening. winds start to swing around to the south and rain chances increase. by evening we will see showers in the mountains and future cast and the front approaches sun

. >> in this case we're talking about vinny leaving "the jersey shore." i know. so broken up. you know, so this means that the mvp team -- that's mike "the situation," vinny, and pauley d. -- of course are going to be separated. we're going to have to find somebody else with the name "v," vinny, to fill that spot. a big fight with a cast member. we don't know exactly what happened. >> over what? >> i know. i'm dieing to know what happened. unfortunately we have to still get through season four, which was in italy, and that starts august 4th. >> omg. we have to get to our last story. i wanted to stay this really quick. kenny committeesny. we allllove kenny chesney. he had the super-brief marriage to renee zellweger. this is my favorite song. "s"smertime." >> i have no idea. >> yoo-hoo, yoo-hoo, rolling on the floorboard. he's very fit and he's hot. remember jackie? >> jackie on frfray, she was here dancing away because she was so excited she was on her way to the beyonce concert which was part of "gma." well, evidently jackie was actually very close to beyonce. >>

satellite picture clear over us, a couple of wispy clouds over the jersey shore and delaware and to the mountains to the west. there is the rain in ohio and indiana. a warm front out there. here is the high pressure. it is beginning to erode from the west a little bitnd get squeezed. that means we are losing the high. the high has been responsible for the great weather. that will allow this system out west to come in. there is a good southerly flow ahead of it and warm humid air this morning. hot yesterday in the southern plains. will move our direction as well. temperatures, dallas-fort worth 83, 78 kansas city, 79 st. louis. so there is some warm temperatures all on the way. so our forecast today puts us into the low 90's. mostly sunny and isolated storm to the west. there is a chance this afternoon and evening. south winds 10 miles an hour. future cast shows overnight showers moving through and rain chance as the cold front approaches increase tomorrow during the day. but by monday the rain pushes to the south and we dry out just in time for fireworks. so the 4th of july forecast, 90

. >> an updated version of "beavis and butthead" featuring "jersey shore" and the rest of it. the old "beavis and butthead," this is the new "beavis ananbutthead." mike judge hit comic con on thursday to discuss the revival of his one-time mtv staple. very, very excited about that personally. >> this was controversial when it came out years ago. parents wanted "beavis and butthead" banned from mtv. a lot of uproar about these two guys. >> it seems so innocent looking back. >> times have gotten even more crude. >> absolutely. >> welcome back to the world, "beavis and butthead." speaking of welcome back. man. there are reports now, radio reports out of philadelphia saying guess who could be coming back to pro football. brett favre. >> you're kidding. can't he find a nice beach somewhere, put up his feet, just enjoy? >> you'd think he'd want to do that. for the scandal and so many years and all that. apparently reports out there the eagles may be interested in bringing brett favre on, he would be a backup to michael vick. philly likes its controversial qbs, that's for sure. we'll

mtv released the new trailer for "jersey shore" and it shows snooki crashing her car into a police cruisern italy. when she was saw it, snooki was like, "wow, i don't even remember that. we were in italy?" [ laughter ] when? and finally, a male porn star was arrested in miami for driving with goats, roosters, pigeons, and a duck in his car. apparently starring in that upcoming porno, "old mcdonald does a farm." we have a great show tonight everybody! give up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have an awesome, awesome show tonight. you guys will be so happy you tuned in. a good friend of the show, one of the most talented people in the business, justin timberlake is stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: he's a pretty nice guy, give it up. >> jimmy: she -- she was so funny in "bridesmaids" and now back with glenn close on "damages," we love it when she comes to visit us, rose byrne is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's so good in that movie. and we have music from -- god, not only is her voice amazing and she's a legend, and gosh, i love h

. >> jersey shore is more your speed. >> thank you very much. >> you are welcome very little. >> okay all right. >> okay. >> okay. >>> they won a four steed green into our stupid, stupid teen. the state of maryland, go tar heels, has become the first in america to impose something called an environmental literacy requirement for graduating high school. the requirement comes from the state board of education and contains no specifics as to what environmental literacy is. maryland's governor, martin o'malley, if that indeed is his real name, and still we haven't had it verified, says it will, quote, have core lessons on conservation and smart growth and the help of our natural world. sowpdz perfectly -- sounds perfectly awful. one state senator wonders -- >> one concern is what type of education will it be? will it be fact based or theory based. it is usually politically driven. it is going to be about global warming or climate change. >> that will never happen. speaking of environmental change, they finally found a new way to demonize industry. check out this new app from greenpeace. >

it's like we're trapped in the "jersey shore" hot tub and can't get out.icago today, the heat index was 105 degrees. one little girl in chicago set up a lemonade stand, she made $185,000 today. the heat has been very good for the weather channel, too. this is like their shark week. it's exciting for them. the cause of the unusually high temperatures is something called a heat dome, which is a large area of high pressure that holds hot air under it. in bed, we call it a dutch oven. but the sun is really spf-ing us up. can't we send in the navy s.e.a.l.s to kill it already? it's been beautiful here in southern california. it was sunny and 80 degrees. [ applause ] just on the off chance you needed another reason to hate us. tomorrow in san diego, comic-con begins. [ applause ] 130,000 people are expected to attend. that's a nerd-tropolis bigger than topeka, kansas. it's like the super bowl for people that don't care about the super bowl. this time each year, thousands of fans emerge from their base ms to congregate. not unlike si cadas, but without the mating

from "jersey shore" apparently posted an ad on craigslist for an intern. [ laughter ] yeah, it's thenly internship out there where you can actually lose college credits if you do it. [ laughter ] did you guys see this? more than 18,000 people showed up across the street today for chris brown's performance on the "today" show. yeah. a lot of people. he might have broken a record, along with a window, a street lamp -- [ laughter and applause ] part of the -- dean and deluca. it's pretty crazy. officials in mexico discovered a 300 acre marijuana farm this week. [ cheers ] it's the only farm where the roosters are, like, "it's 4:20, wake and bake! [ laughter ] cockle-doodle-do, cockle-doodle don't, i don't care. whatever, man." this isn't good you guys, two delta planes collided last night at the airport in boston. the passengers were okay except for having to pay delta's $50 collision fee. [ laughter ] "sorry, you just can't collide and not pay." [ light laughter ] that's right, two delta planes collided at the airport in boston or as air traffic controllers put it, "glad i wasn't awake

. >> yeah, here's a check on gas prices elsewhere this morning -- on the jersey shore, it's $3.55, which is better and hitting virginia beach, gas is $3.43 while in pittsburgh, the average is $3.59 a gallon. >>> crossing the bay bridge, well, this may be the best time. the maryland transportation authority says the best times to cross today are before 10:00 a.m. and after 10:00 p.m. tomorrow, try to get there before 7:00 a.m. and sunday, your best time is before 11:00 a.m. >> some good news for people driving northbound on 95. those high speed easy pass lanes are finally open in delaware. stick to the left to use them and the work to build the lanes causes 10-mile long backups last thanksgiving. >> so made a difference. absolutely. >>> before you hit the roads, head to wusa9.com on our traffic page, get live traffic cameras from across the region and learn about gas prices in our pain at the pump section. >>> unfortunately the start of the holiday weekend is marched by violence -- marred by violence in hyattsville, maryland. >> a brawl near a movie theater that left four other people hur

. >> bill: if you are watching jersey shore and mtv all day long. >> don't vote, please. >> bill: youre serious. >> yeah, why should dummies vote? i don't want to stop them from voting. but i don't want to encourage them. they have all these get out the vote things at rock concerts. >> bill: why don't you have a little bumper sticker, if you are dumb stay home on election day or something like that. >> i'm fine with that. >> bill: you would like to distribute that now, when you were sampling opinion out here in new york, did you get the feeling that most people, because we only use five or six, do you get the feeling that people have no idea. >> i was actually surprised. i would say most people knew. now, the people who chose to talk to me, maybe they were people who were more confident. >> bill: did you tell them the question beforehand. >> no. i said do you want to talk to me on television. a lot of people walk by, they are going to work. >> bill: that always happens. i would like to see you out there. >> there would be a riot. plus, if i were out there, i would be signing books. i

it gets hot in the whole country, and it turns into one big episode of "jersey shore."ave a little trick for staying cool. i line my pants with otter pops and -- we thought it might be, i guess, i don't know. we thought it might be fun to provide relief from the heat tonight by using skype to connect us with two of our viewers who are living in very warm places. it's nice here, but it's not so nice elsewhere. we're going to do a special skype skav venger hunt, heat wave edition. let's meet our contestants, from tulsa, oklahoma, jason. hello, jason. how hot is it in tulsa right now, jason? >> it's probably, it's 9:30 at night and 100 degrees. >> jimmy: is there any way that pharmaceuticals can help you beat the heat? >> being in the industry, i'm legally bound not to answer that question. >> jimmy: and from new york city, she says she sweats a lot on the swubway, brooke. so, brooke, it cooled off a little in new york today. you might have an advantage here, right? >> thank god. it was so hot i had a new nickname. you want to know it? >> jimmy: sure. >> sweaty betty. >> j