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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ay to being a big time movie star. his latest role, he goes from weakling to the super-soldier title character in "captain america: the first avenger," which is in theaters july 22nd. here's the result of the transformation. take a look. >> mr. stark! ♪ ♪ >> son of a bitch did it. yeah, he did. >> how do you feel? >> taller. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome chris evans, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a lot of people don't know that i was your body double for captain america. [ laughter ] >> the skinny body double. >> jimmy: yeah. the skinny -- the weakling body. >> yeah, it was great. we couldn't have cast it better. >> jimmy: that pale weak body. gosh, that's not cgi. that's your actual -- you worked out? >> no, that's -- yeah. >> jimmy: that's your actual thing. how long did you work out? >> my actual thing. that was my actual thing. [ laughter ] i've seen the trailer twice in theaters and it's the audible gasps fr
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ay to being a big time movie star. his latest role, he goes from weakling to the super-soldier title character in "captain america: the first avenger," which is in theaters july 22nd. here's the result of the transformation. take a look. >> mr. stark! ♪ ♪ >> son of a bitch did it. yeah, he did. >> how do you feel? >> taller. >> jimmy: there you go. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome chris...
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.st is an academy award-winning actress. whose new film "crazy, stupid, love" is in theaters on friday, july 29th. it's really funny. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome marisa tomei! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it's your first time on. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: i'm a giant fan and i know you a little bit. i played, like -- was it game nights? i've just been to parties with you. >> yeah. you don't remember? >> jimmy: well, i don't remember if i played a game with you. we weren't teammates. maybe it was like a board game night or something. was it? >> no. >> jimmy: maybe it was cards. >> yeah. i think it was -- well, she always had the fireman there, right? >> jimmy: who, nadia? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, she did have those firemen. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was it? it was a fireman hang-out party. >> it was a fireman hangout party, yeah. >> jimmy: that's a pretty fun party
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.st is an academy award-winning actress. whose new film "crazy, stupid, love" is in theaters on friday, july 29th. it's really funny. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome marisa tomei! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous. thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: it's your first time on. >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: i'm a giant fan and i know you a...
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. lipton: drink positive.runs all this at the same time. why can't every tablet do that? l crunchy, roasted peanuts. meet soft, chewy caramel. for the energy to keep you going. who wouldn't want to be a part of that? payday. the sweet taste of energy. his family knows what to expect. but what mike rowe doesn't know is that his parents have armed themselves with unquilted viva® towels. wow, for me? [ male announcer ] if viva can handle mike rowe's mess, just think what it can do in your home. grab a roll for yourself and grasp the unquilted difference. so we created stacked, stuffed and topped entrees, starting at $9.99. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. so does your manhide. regular men's body wash can dry out your skin. only dove men + care has micromoisture to fight skin dryness. so that manhide of yours stays clean and moisturized.. be comfortable in your own skin. >> jimmy: well, hello. we are back. o
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. lipton: drink positive.runs all this at the same time. why can't every tablet do that? l crunchy, roasted peanuts. meet soft, chewy caramel. for the energy to keep you going. who wouldn't want to be a part of that? payday. the sweet taste of energy. his family knows what to expect. but what mike rowe doesn't know is that his parents have armed themselves with unquilted viva® towels. wow, for me? [ male announcer ] if viva can handle mike...
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. lipton: drink positive. [ all ] topped! what the neighborhood likes! so we created stacked, stuffed and topped entrees, starting at $9.99. stacked, stuffed and loaded with the flavor you love. only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. one a day men's pro edge.aded with give yourself an edge. a complete multivitamin with more magnesium to help support healthy muscle function. more b vitamins to help convert food to fuel. more confidence in a healthy you. one a day men's pro edge. now,listen to a magazine,aper, curl up with a movie, and see a phone call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore, and touch the stars. because now...there's this. hello. hello. how are you? how are you? are you mocking me? are you mocking me? [ both ] well it sounded like you were... now that you're repeating... everything...that i say. ok. ok. [ both ] we made some progress yesterday. [ pen clicks ] click. check. [ pen clicks ] click. [ male announcer ] we take the time for our cheese to mature before we bake it int
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.s and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an animal expert and a crazy person who has been kind enough to stop by with some of his friends. we love it when he comes on the show. please welcome jeff musial, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> roots crew! my boys. >> jimmy: they're not your boys. >> they are my boys. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> they love me and i love them. >> jimmy: all right, what did you bring on? >> first off, i want to say congratulations -- >> jimmy: thank you. >> -- on the emmy nod. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're a good man. ♪kn >> that's incredible. >> jimmy: you're a good man. we owe a lot to you. you're always a great guest. >> no, it is awesome. i'm so proud of you guys. it's great. and that rap thing you guys did the other night, too. >> jimmy: yeah? >> off the chain -- awesome. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're being very nice. >> it's awesome. >> jimmy: you're being very nice. >> this is bella. [ audience aws ] yeah. i
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.s and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an animal expert and a crazy person who has been kind enough to stop by with some of his friends. we love it when he comes on the show. please welcome jeff musial, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> roots crew! my boys. >> jimmy: they're not your boys. >> they are my boys. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> they love me and i love them. >>...
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. lipton: drink positive. can't every tablet do that? [ whistle blows ] [ squishing ] [ male announcer ] pool filled with caramel. not as good as chocolate filled with caramel. ilky way simply caramel. life's better the milky way. always infinity. while most pads contain fluff, always infinity is made with a revolutionary material, infinicel, that forms to your body and absorbs up to 60% more than kotex regular ultra thin. always infinity. so we created stacked, stuffed and topped entrees, starting at $9.99. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. here, take the card. you go to the shops... i'll meet you at the gate. thanks. please remove all metal objects out of your pockets. with chase freedom... you can get cash back on what you buy everyday. that's 5% cash back in bonus categories every three months. and an unlimited 1% everywhere else. and this too... i'm going to nee
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea. lipton: drink positive.stion. what is the deepest lake in the us? oh, boy, way to give me the hardest. geography was never my... crater lake. [ radio dj ] you have just won an oversized chess set! i have an oversized chess set. sorry. [ radio dj ] then how about an inflatable bouncy castle? bouncy castle. yeah, i have that too. [ radio dj ] i can give you an entire day with '70s rocker edgar winter!? you know what? just give me another bouncy castle. [ male announcer ] only at&t lets your iphone talk and surf at the same time. it's the network of possibilities. this flat-out delicious -- the new $3 flatbread breakfast combo. [ moos ] a toasty 6-inch flatbread breakfasassandwich and a 16-ounce cup of freshly brewed seattle's best coffee. all for just $3. [ clucks ] build a breakfast of epic proportions, like the crispalicious bacon, egg, & cheese with everything from juicy tomatoes to zesty jalapenos, for a delicious way to start your day. the new subway $3 flatbread breakfast combo. build your better breakfa
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.gazine,aper, 100% natural lipton iced tea. curl up with a movie, and see a phone call. now, we can take a classroom anywhere, hold an entire bookstore, and touch the stars. because e w...there's this. and then a 3:15, with my guilt. [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. mmmmmmm...good meeting. same time tomorrow? [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. i see a bag and think... i could have a chip. yeah right. that's why they're called chips? [ female announcer ] new special k cracker chips. 27 crispy chips. 110 delicious calories. another cracker chip? don't mind if i do! [ female announcer ] find them in the cracker aisle. what are you my grandmother? i'll rock white jeans whenever i want. not whitish, not eggshell, not ecru... white. that's my tide. what's yours? so where's the best place to be this summer? i'm gonna say...leading the way with ford...it's only the best-selling brand in america... get behind the wheel o
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.r next guest from the popular comedies "shaun of the dead," "hot fuzz," and "paul" or as scotty from the blockbuster reboot of "star trek." he's now an author. his new book, "nerd do well," is out right now. give it up for simon pegg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. hi. hello. >> jimmy: how are you, my friend? >> i'm really well. i'm very -- i love you! >> jimmy: he was talking to jada pinkett smith. he was just a little late on the yell. congratulations on this book now. >> thanks. >> jimmy: "nerd do well." >> there it is. >> jimmy: there you are, yeah. it was out in the u.k. already, and now it's out in the united states. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you surprised by that? i mean, do you know what i mean -- >> yeah, i'm glad that it is. i wrote a special forward for the u.s., so it's better than the british one. >> jimmy: yeah! >> yeah! you and me buddy. >> jimmy: dad, shut up! [ laughter ] mr. pegg, please. >> all right, yeah, no. it's lovely, and it's nice to think that maybe seven or e
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.r next guest from the popular comedies "shaun of the dead," "hot fuzz," and "paul" or as scotty from the blockbuster reboot of "star trek." he's now an author. his new book, "nerd do well," is out right now. give it up for simon pegg! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi. hi. hello. >> jimmy: how are you, my friend? >> i'm really well. i'm very -- i love you! >> jimmy:...
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. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. to another. ♪ ♪ with real fruit, more of the whole grains your body needs, and a good source of fiber. nutri-grain can help you eat better all day. good choice. launch me fellas. [ male announcer ] ooh, bad choice. capri sun 100% juice. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest this evening from her work on tv shows such as "family guy" and "that '70s show." and also from movies, like "forgetting sarah marshall" and "black swan." starting this friday, you can see her opposite justin timberlake in a new romantic comedy called "friends with benefits." please welcome to the show mila kunis, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! >> hi! >> jimmy: we're big fans of you over here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: you have an amazing story. now, you're originally from the ukraine, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and when did you come to the states? >> '91. 1991, my family and i relocated. >> jimmy: n
. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. to another. ♪ ♪ with real fruit, more of the whole grains your body needs, and a good source of fiber. nutri-grain can help you eat better all day. good choice. launch me fellas. [ male announcer ] ooh, bad choice. capri sun 100% juice. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest this evening from her work on tv shows such as "family guy" and "that '70s show." and also from movies,...
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. ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. [ laughs ] this is it! [ all ] 10...9...8... a new school year has so much potential! any resolutions? my resolution is the same as a aays; keep her full and focused with my fiber. [ all ] 3...2...1... happy school year! [ female announcer ] this school year, make a resolution to give your kid kellogg's® frosted mini-wheats® cereal. an excellent source of fiber from 100% whole grain. that helps keep them full so they can focus on the day ahead. keeps 'em full... keeps 'em focused. so we created stacked, stuffed and topped entrees, starting at $9.99. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male announcer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. before you say anything, it was 1995. [ kenny ] it was '93. kenny, 1995 was the year the song came out. it was '93. that was your 5th year of high school. it was 1995. ha! 10 bucks saysys it's '93. yeah, well that's 10 bucks you're gonna have to put in my pocket. whatever. "whoomp! there it is" was '9
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.th. at&t and verizon give you unlimited text and talk, but they charge you extra for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile claims they're unlimited, but use your phone a lot and they slow down your data speed. with sprint, you don't get charged extra, you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling, to any mobile for only $79.99. may the best unlimited plan win. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.com summertime is now a happy time. a time when we can eat what we want, drink what we want, and sleep soundly through the night. unlike antacids, one prevacid®24hr pill prevents the acid that causes frequent heartburn for 24 hours. choose prevacid®24hr and see why 9 out of 10 users say they're satisfied. so relax. enjoy. with prevacid®24hr, happiness is a day without heartburn™. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is a very, very funny comedian who starred in a hugely popular tv show "full house," as well as "america's funniest videos." he's p
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.th. at&t and verizon give you unlimited text and talk, but they charge you extra for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile claims they're unlimited, but use your phone a lot and they slow down your data speed. with sprint, you don't get charged extra, you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling, to any mobile for only $79.99. may the best unlimited plan win. trouble hearing on the...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.u tea. [ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes. we like things stuffed. [ all ] topped! [ male announcer ] so we're serving up stacked, stuffed and topped entrees! like the amazing new chicken parmesan stack stuffed with italian cheeses and topped with spicy marinara for only $9.99. there's also provolone stuffed meatballs, new florentine topped house sirloin and more. stacked, stuffed and topped! i like things smooshed. we'll work on that. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. open 'til midnight or later. [ male a aouncer ] only at applebee's. [ male announcer ] nature is unique... ...authentic... ...pure... and also delicious. ♪ like nature valley. granola bars made with crunchy oats and pure honey. because natural is not only good, it also tastes good. nature valley -- 100% natural. 100% delicious. of a subway® bbq pulled pork sub. brace yourself for naturthe big, bold tastetural. tender, succulent slow-cooked pork with sweet and smoky barbecue sauce, all on
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visit sprintrelay.com ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.gy. [ male announcer ] ask your doctor about pristiq -- a prescription medicine proven to treat depression. pristiq is thought to work by affecting the levels of two chemicals in the brain -- serotonin and norepinephrine. tell your doctor right away if your depression worsens or you have unusual changes in mood, behavior, or thoughts of suicide. anti-depressants can increase suicidal thoughts and behaviors in children, teens, and young adults. pristiq is not approved for children under 18. do not take pristiq with maois. taking pristiq with nset pain relievers, aspirin, or blood thinners may increase bleeding risk. tell your doctor about all your medications, including those for migraine, to avoid a potentially life threatening condition. pristiq may cause or worsen high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or glaucoma. tell your doctor if you have heart disease, or before you reduce or stop taking pristiq. side-effects may include nausea, dizziness and sweating. for me, pristiq is a key
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.king fun of me? no. you making fun of me? yes. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders. 7 benefits. 1 bottle. we're putting them to the test against the speed of a rescue unit. go ! they're downloading a music album. the first network to finish gets rescued. does your phone know that we're racing ? done ! verizon's done ! i've got seven left ! the fastest network in america. verizon. built so you can rule the air. now powering the lg revolution. his family knows what to expect. but what mike rowe doesn't know is that his parents have armed themselves with unquilted viva® towels. wow, for me? [ male announcer ] if viva can handle mike rowe's mess, just think what it can do in your home. grab a roll for yourself and grasp the unquilted difference. [ male announcer ] introducing mio. a revolutionary water enhancer. add a little...add a lot. for a drink that's just the way you like it. make it yours. make it mio. imagine your teeth are giant glass sculptures covered in yellow graffiti. ♪ most
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.n, my stride gum still has flavor. ♪ [ woman screams ] ♪ ugh! aah! [ male announcer ] upgrade to stride 2.0. or we'll do it for you. not bad for a rookie. just drive, shaun. [ tires screeching ] [ male announcer ] stride 2.0. the ridiculously upgraded, ridiculously long lasting gum. [ whistle blows ] [ squishing ] [ male announcer ] pool filled with caramel. not as good as chocolate filled with caramel. milky way simply caramel. life's better the milky way. we're putting them to the test against the speed of a rescue unit. go ! they're downloading a music album. the first network to finish gets rescued. does your phone know that we're racing ? done ! verizon's done ! i've got seven left ! the fastest network in america. verizon. built so you can rule the air. now powering the lg revolution. [ male announcer ] applebee's knows what the neighborhood likes. we like things stuffed. [ all ] topped! [ male announcer ] so we're serving up stacked, stuffed and topped entrees! like the amazing
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.d applause ] >> jimmy: hey, guys. thank you for watching our show. i appreciate it. hey guys, those that know me know i love books. i love all kinds of books. i love short books, i love long books, i love pretty books, i love fat books, i love skinny books, books that stand to lose a few pounds. i still love them. but, there is one type of book that i absolutely hate. i can not stand. that's a bad book. but, how to do you know if a book's bad? because you're in luck. i've put together a list of terrible books that you should not read. that's right, it's time for the latest installment of my "do not read list." here we go. ♪ do not read do not read do not read these books ♪ ♪ these books [ applause ] now, before we start, i just want tell you all that every book that i'm about to show you is 100% real. these are actual books. you can -- you can see them on amazon, or check them out at your local library. they are real books. all right, let's see what's on my "do not read list." here we
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ely radiant tinted moisturizers with scientifically proven soy complex and natural minerals. give you sheer coverage instantly, then go on to even skin tone in four weeks. aveeno tinted moisturizers. no thanks, man, my stride gum still has flavor. ♪ [ woman screams ] ♪ ugh! aah! [ male announcer ] upgrade to stride 2.0. or we'll do it for you. not bad for a rookie. just drive, shaun. [ tires screeching ] [ male announcer ] stride 2.0. the ridiculously upgraded, ridiculously long lasting gum. since time began. not anymore. ♪ fiber one is bringing brownies back. at 90 calories, the only thing between you and chocolaty brownies ♪ new fiber one 90 calorie brownies. in the granola bar aisle. >>> can i help you? >> yeah, i need condoms, sexual lubricant, vagitene and blueberries. >> condoms behind the counter. we ain't got no blueberries. >> thank you. >> jimmy: that's "louie," it's on fx every thursday night. by the way -- the show is -- not only is it very funny, but the directing is get.
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ely radiant tinted moisturizers with scientifically proven soy complex and natural minerals. give you sheer coverage instantly, then go on to even skin tone in four weeks. aveeno tinted moisturizers. no thanks, man, my stride gum still has flavor. ♪ [ woman screams ] ♪ ugh! aah! [ male announcer ] upgrade to stride 2.0. or we'll do it for you. not bad for a rookie. just drive, shaun. [ tires screeching ] [...
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visit sprintrelay.com ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.more than you think. [ female announcer ] you can't pass inspection with lots of pieces left behind. that's why there's charmin ultra strong. its diamondweave texture is soft and more durable so it holds up better. fewer pieces left behind. charmin ultra strong. hello. hello. how are you? how are you? are you mocking me? are you mocking me? [ both ] well it sounded like you were... now that you're repeating... everything...that i say. ok. ok. [ both ] we made some progress yesterday. [ pen clicks ] click. check. [ pen clicks ] click. [ male announcer ] we take the time for our cheese to mature before we bake it into every delicious cracker because at cheez-it, real cheese matters. ♪ gonna have a good time tonight ♪ come in for a great time at olive garden. enjoy our new carbonara ravioli with chicken for just $10.95. pancetta and parmesan-filled ravioli served with pan-seared chicken in creamy parmesan sauce. ♪ family affair or with sauteed shrimp for $12.95. both with unlimited breads
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.a series of experiments with real people right off the street. meet susan and erica. we asked them to be part of our first experiment for febreze fabric refresher. they agreed. [ female moderator ] so i've got a 3 cushion couch...feel it? you got it? ah! if you guys can just sort of take some deep breaths and tell me what you smell. floral, light floral, lilac. maybe even a little bit of citrus. its like when you have fresh laundry. even a little bit beach-y. sitting outside, fresh lawn being cut. wispy white curtains. [ female moderator ] okay, take your blindfolds off. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. where... hello? ♪ i told you -- this couch -- as soon as we sat down. and i wanted to say febreze! i said to you -- oh my god, erica! [ male announcer ] join us on facebook for more experiments as febreze sets out to make everyone breathe happy, no matter what. hello. hello. how are you? how are you? are you mocking me? are you mocking me? [ both ] well it sounded like you were... now t
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.a series of experiments with real people right off the street. meet susan and erica. we asked them to be part of our first experiment for febreze fabric refresher. they agreed. [ female moderator ] so i've got a 3 cushion couch...feel it? you got it? ah! if you guys can just sort of take some deep breaths and tell me what you smell. floral, light floral, lilac. maybe even a little bit of citrus. its like when you...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ave you ever won anything before? no. [ radio dj ] alright, well here's your question. what is the deepest lake in the us? oh, boy, way to give me the hardest. geography was never my... crater lake. [ radio dj ] you have just won an oversized chess set! i have an oversized chess set. sorry. [ radio dj ] then how about an inflatable bouncy castle? bouncy castle. yeah, i have that too. [ radio dj ] i can give you an entire day with '70s rocker edgar winter!? you know what? just give me another bouncy castle. [ male announcer ] only at&t lets your iphone talk and surf at the same time. it's the network of possibilities. >> dicky: from h hlywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- from "zookeeper," rosario dawson. michael angarano. and music from jill scott. with cleto and the cletones. ♪ it's "jimmy kimmel live" >> dicky: and now, i should also mention, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. thank you. hi, everyone. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ave you ever won anything before? no. [ radio dj ] alright, well here's your question. what is the deepest lake in the us? oh, boy, way to give me the hardest. geography was never my... crater lake. [ radio dj ] you have just won an oversized chess set! i have an oversized chess set. sorry. [ radio dj ] then how about an inflatable bouncy castle? bouncy castle. yeah, i have that too. [ radio dj ] i can give you an...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.,ced tea. which makes it this easy to talk face-to-face with another iphone. this easy to talk with a mac and this easy to talk with an ipad. facetime. just one more thing that makes an iphone an iphone. women are loving! covergirl natureluxe silk foundation. it covers flawlessly with a touch women can't get enough of. smooth, silky, love itit! natureluxe silk foundation from easy breezy beautiful, covergirl. >> jimmy: hi there, we are back. still to come, 311. our next guest is the reigning super bowl mvp, and if the nfl doesn't get his act together, he could be for a very long time. from the super bowl champion green bay packers, please welcome aarororodgers. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> good to be here. >> jimmy: you think there's going to be an nfl seaean? because i can't bet on connect four forever. >> i thinknko. >> jimmy: what about the nba? you hear anything about that? >> they're actually losing momoy. our owners a
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.,ced tea. which makes it this easy to talk face-to-face with another iphone. this easy to talk with a mac and this easy to talk with an ipad. facetime. just one more thing that makes an iphone an iphone. women are loving! covergirl natureluxe silk foundation. it covers flawlessly with a touch women can't get enough of. smooth, silky, love itit! natureluxe silk foundation from easy breezy beautiful, covergirl....
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. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.rry playbook. it runs all this at the same time. ♪ why can't every tablet do that? [ male announcer ] brace yourself for the big, bold taste of a subway® bbq pulled pork sub. tender, succulent slow-cooked pork with sweet and smoky barbecue sauce all on freshly baked bread. subway. eat fresh®. >> jimmy: well, hello there, welcome back. we're here with kyra sedgwick. next up, jay forry, a blind movie reviewer. and we'll have music from theophilus london. last time you were here, you were talking about your mom. who is a little bit of a character, right? how is she doing? >>>>he's great. she's great. >> jimmy: does she get excited about seeing you on television? >> she does. she gets excited, yes. and she likes to watch old episodes, too. no, she's great. every monday, i get the call, you know, it was great. angely angel. that's what she calls me. >> jimmy: angely angel. not just an angel, but an angely angel? >> that's really nice. i know. you got to love that. yeah. [ applause ] the oth
. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.rry playbook. it runs all this at the same time. ♪ why can't every tablet do that? [ male announcer ] brace yourself for the big, bold taste of a subway® bbq pulled pork sub. tender, succulent slow-cooked pork with sweet and smoky barbecue sauce all on freshly baked bread. subway. eat fresh®. >> jimmy: well, hello there, welcome back. we're here with kyra sedgwick. next up, jay forry, a blind movie reviewer. and...
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. >> in addition the lipton is is that the group had to got the permit to protests has been around forong time despite some members causing damage recently in the past, he says the department cannot deny them the right to protest. >> they have been around for awhile and they have been doing protests for several different causes. it is their first amendment right to protest, we try to facilitate that in a peaceful way unfortunately they turn to vandalism and that is now we want. >> they say they haven't won in custody she is said to have tried to abduct a three year old girl from inside of her own home. they said it happened about 9:00 p.m. monday night this is video of the little girl jazzmen who is safe at home with her family. we talked with the girls mother and sister who together were able to fend off the alleged kidnapper. >> it was really scary. >> 14 year-old denise was with her three year-old sister here in the courtyard of their apartment complex when the police say that this woman myra approached the toddler. >> she said it is a pretty little girl and she was grabbing her. sh
. >> in addition the lipton is is that the group had to got the permit to protests has been around forong time despite some members causing damage recently in the past, he says the department cannot deny them the right to protest. >> they have been around for awhile and they have been doing protests for several different causes. it is their first amendment right to protest, we try to facilitate that in a peaceful way unfortunately they turn to vandalism and that is now we want....
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.ou are what you tea. [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you could save a bundle with geico's multi-policy discount. geico, saving people money on more than just car insurance. ♪ geico, saving people money on more than just car insurance. there is one you can. septic system breakdowns affect 1.2 million homes in the us each year. septic backups can cost about six thousand dollars in expense, and countless hours of repair. rid-x costs only six dollars, and the advanced natural bacteria generate powerful enzymes, which accelerate the waste digestion. use rid-x once a month, and help save yourself from disaster. after your dishcloth? bounty extra soft can help. in this lab test bounty extra soft leaves this surface three times cleaner than a dishcloth. super clean. super soft. bounty extra soft. in the pink pack. ú they're kind of my thing. and they were looking... nasty. vile. but i used tide and tide booster, and look at them now! now they can be my thing forever. yay
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.ou are what you tea. [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you could save a bundle with geico's multi-policy discount. geico, saving people money on more than just car insurance. ♪ geico, saving people money on more than just car insurance. there is one you can. septic system breakdowns affect 1.2 million homes in the us each year. septic backups can cost about six thousand dollars in expense, and countless hours of...
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new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.n: drink positive. [ male announcer ] it's outlast lipstain from covergirl. [ drew ] light as air lipwear that does what a lipstick can't. [ male announcer ] with one sold every 16 seconds... [ drew ] it's the #1 selling lipstain in the u.s. [ male announcer ] outlast lipstain. from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement insurance card, too. medicare is one of the great things about turning 65, but it doesn't cover everything. in fact, it only pays up to 80% of your part b expenses. if you're already on or eligible for medicare, call now to find out how an aarp... medicare supplement insurance plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company, helps cover some of the medical expenses... not paid by medicare part b. that can save you from paying up to thousands of dollars... out of your own pocket. these are the only medicare supplement insurance plans... exclusively endorsed by aarp. when you call now, you'll
new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.n: drink positive. [ male announcer ] it's outlast lipstain from covergirl. [ drew ] light as air lipwear that does what a lipstick can't. [ male announcer ] with one sold every 16 seconds... [ drew ] it's the #1 selling lipstain in the u.s. [ male announcer ] outlast lipstain. from easy, breezy, beautiful covergirl. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement insurance card, too. medicare is one of the...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.t you tea. [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. spending too many nights alone at the spacebar. will love ever find me? ♪ oh yes! ♪ what about love?! [ female announcer ] swiffer attracts dust. swiffer 360 dusters gets in hard to reach places. it picks up two times more dust than a feather duster using thousands of fluffy fibers to lock dust away. you're just my type! [ laughs ] [ female announcer ] swiffer gives cleaning a whole new meaning. woman: saving for our child's college fund was getting man: yes it was. so to save some money, we taught our 5 year old how to dunk. woman: scholarship! woman: honey go get him. anncr: there's an easier way to save. get online. go to geico.com. get a quote. 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. with resolve high traffic foam, your carpets get truly clean. it removes three times more dirt than vacuuming alone and neutralizes odors for clean and fresh carpets. resolve high traffic foam. don't just vacuum clean, re
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea.t you tea. [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. spending too many nights alone at the spacebar. will love ever find me? ♪ oh yes! ♪ what about love?! [ female announcer ] swiffer attracts dust. swiffer 360 dusters gets in hard to reach places. it picks up two times more dust than a feather duster using thousands of fluffy fibers to lock dust away. you're just my type! [ laughs ] [ female announcer ] swiffer gives...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.aptain, unidentified object -- detergent chamber. that's a cascade complete pac. the best of cascade powder and gel combined in one vessel. brilliant. we're gonna need it! lasagna pan -- lower rack! fire! [ female announcer ] conquer tough foods and greasy messes. [ woman ] wow! [ crew ] yeah! [ female announcer ] cascade complete pacs. love it or your money back. allergy season is at its worst. inside your home allergens can be found on everyday hard surfaces. lysol disinfecting wipes remove more than 95% of allergens. and lysol disinfectant spray kills the source of mold allergens. so from pollen particles to pet dander... lysol does more to help your family during allergy season. lysol, the #1 pediatrician recommended brand. ♪ [water splash] [child grasping for air] you can never know which pool safety step will save a life. until it does. no matter how safe you feel, adding multiple safety steps can mean the difference between a close call and a call to 911. simple steps save lives
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.aptain, unidentified object -- detergent chamber. that's a cascade complete pac. the best of cascade powder and gel combined in one vessel. brilliant. we're gonna need it! lasagna pan -- lower rack! fire! [ female announcer ] conquer tough foods and greasy messes. [ woman ] wow! [ crew ] yeah! [ female announcer ] cascade complete pacs. love it or your money back. allergy season is at its worst. inside your home...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ith water-activated ingredients and was transported to paradise. my hair flowing with softness and shine... as nature intended. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! herbal essences collections. it's french's crunchy onion chicken! (announcer) for a quick and easy dinner crush french fried onions. dip chicken in egg. coat with onion crumbs and bake. when dinner's made with french's french fried onions, everyone's happy. french's. happy starts here. look for it in the canned vegetable aisle. and i owe my great hair to head & shoulders. it gives me a healthy scalp and great looking hair. you making fun of me? no. you making fun of me? yes. [ male announcer ] head & shoulders. 7 benefits. 1 bottle. for his dentist, the choice is clear. fact is, more dental professionals brush with an oral-b toothbrush than any other brush. trust the brush more dentists and hygienists use, oral-b. when i got my medicare card, i realized i needed an aarp... medicare supplement insurance card
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ith water-activated ingredients and was transported to paradise. my hair flowing with softness and shine... as nature intended. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! herbal essences collections. it's french's crunchy onion chicken! (announcer) for a quick and easy dinner crush french fried onions. dip chicken in egg. coat with onion crumbs and bake. when dinner's made with french's french fried...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.r-activated ingredients and was transported to paradise. my hair flowing with softness and shine... as nature intended. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! herbal essences collections. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! i had pain in my abdomen. it just wouldn't go away. i was spotting, but i had already gone through menopause. these symptoms may be nothing, but they could be warning signs of a gynecologic cancer -- cervical, ovarian, uterine, vaginal, and vulvar cancers are all gynecologic cancers, and each has different warning signs and symptoms. i had to go to the bathroom more often than usual. more urgently, too. feeling bloated for no reason, that's what i remember, and my periods lasted longer and were heavier than what was normal for me. even if i ate just a little bit, i felt full so fast. warning signs are not the same for everyone. know what's normal for you, and if you think something's wrong, see your doctor. ask about gynecologic canc
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.r-activated ingredients and was transported to paradise. my hair flowing with softness and shine... as nature intended. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! herbal essences collections. [ female announcer ] someone's been doing the herbal! i had pain in my abdomen. it just wouldn't go away. i was spotting, but i had already gone through menopause. these symptoms may be nothing, but they could be...
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. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ves residue and actively dries dishes, for a brilliant shine straight from the dishwasher. finish jet dry rinse agent. finish. the diamond standard. yeah, dirt? do you think the two of us will ever find the one? well, we've been left behind by so many mops and brooms... aw, man! ...but we have got... see ya! ...each other. ♪ what about love?! [ male announcer ] swiffer attracts dirt. the 2 in 1 swiffer sweeper uses electrostatic dry cloths to trap and lock more dirt than a broom and uses dirt dissolving wet cloths to clean better than a mop. you're quite the pickup artist! [ male announcer ] 2 in 1 swiffer sweeper gives cleaning a whole new meaning. inside your home. lysol disinfecting wipes remove more than 95% of allergens. and lysol disinfectant spray kills the source of mold allergens. helping your family thrive during allergy season. in the first wash. stain, stain's gone. in the first. first wash. with resolve laundry stain remover you get four times more power. so it's guarantee
. ♪ [ female announcer ] new 100% natural lipton iced tea. you are what you tea.ves residue and actively dries dishes, for a brilliant shine straight from the dishwasher. finish jet dry rinse agent. finish. the diamond standard. yeah, dirt? do you think the two of us will ever find the one? well, we've been left behind by so many mops and brooms... aw, man! ...but we have got... see ya! ...each other. ♪ what about love?! [ male announcer ] swiffer attracts dirt. the 2 in 1 swiffer sweeper...