patrick rogers, even though you may be a horrifying undead creature who rules the night, you turned theables on some real blood suckers and for that, you are a difference maker! [cheers and applause] impressive resume. i see you're flatulent in three languages. graduated top of your gas. [ male announcer ] got gas on your mind? your son rip is on line toot. [ male announcer ] try gas-x. powerful relief from pressure and bloating in a fast-acting chewable. gas-x. pressure's off. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you very much. welcome back, everybody. thank you. [cheers and applause] folks -- [cheers and applause] i've said this quite a few times on this show before so it shouldn't come as any surprise, i'm no fan of periodic table. if you ask me, noble gases are just elitist elements. [laughter] look how cruelly they excluded ununoctium. no wonder he's so unstable! [laughter] but i've always been a fan of helium, because i love lighter-than-air travel. every summer i load the family into the zeppelin and the kids ask: "where are we going, daddy? when will we get there?" and my ans

. >> well, patrick rogers i have to say you're a hero to a lot of people. thank you for coming on. let us know what happens. >> no don, ask him about being a vampire. you see the little teeth right there? those are vampire teeth. he's got the -- let's get him. >> when you're in the news business and you suddenly realize the daily show and the colbert report are showing a clip of you, you cringe and hold your breath and hope they won't mock you too hard. imagine my surprise when i saw this on tuesday night. >> as we explore our new segment, cnn don lemon appears not to care for cnn. cnn i'm concerned. it appears your anchor don lemon may not care very much for the antics of your network, cnf. behold. >> even parts of canada are sinfully hot. >> a little warmer up here than where i'm used to into nothing to joke about this. it is dangerous and as i said, nothing to joke. >> he is the cato to my green hornet, the dyno girl to my electrowoman. i have no idea who any of these people are except for batman. >> that may be the nicest way i've heard anyone say who writes this [ bleep ]. but

. >> well, patrick rogers i have to say you're a hero to a lot of people. thank you for coming on.et us know what happens. >> no don, ask him about being a vampire. you see the little teeth right there? those are vampire teeth. he's got the -- let's get him. >> when you're in the news business and you suddenly realize the daily show and the colbert report are showing a clip of you, you cringe and hold your breath and hope they won't mock you too hard. imagine my surprise when i saw this on tuesday night. >> as we explore our new segment, cnn don lemon appears not to care for cnn. cnn i'm concerned. it appears your anchor don lemon may not care very much for the antics of your network, cnf. behold. >> even parts of canada are sinfully hot. >> a little warmer up here than where i'm used to into nothing to joke about this. it is dangerous and as i said, nothing to joke. >> he is the cato to my green hornet, the dyno girl to my electrowoman. i have no idea who any of these people are except for batman. >> that may be the nicest way i've heard anyone say who writes this [ bleep ]. but t