in 1944, navy corpsman melvin dwork was expelled from the navy for being gay-- though mr. dwork may have also violated the navy's policy against being a mad magazine character. (laughter) but last week, folks the pentagon changed mr. dwork's discharged status from "undesirable" to "honorable" making him eligible for long-denied military benefits and, in the process, making all of world war ii homosexual. turning the greatest generation to the gayest penetration. (laughter) i'm sorry! i am sorry, tom brokaw! that is not me saying that, that is the pentagon! and don't get me started on world war i with everybody huddling down in each other's trenches. and the franco-prussian war with those mustaches and headdresss. message received, otto. (laughter) at this point, folks, the only war i can think of with zero gay overtones is the one in 300. (laughter) just a bunch of shirtless oiled greek dudes fighting for the right to be all straight with each other. (laughter) so, pentagon, i am calling on you to revisit this decision. you do not want to go down in herself history as the organi