we think they're slimy, even though we know they're not. do you get the joke ? i'm making fun of people that take the bracelets too literally. they're not magical, they're a reminder to be a better person, to live a better life. and if you need a rubber band around your wrist to be that, here's an idea. take it off and snap yourself in the eye and see if that wakes you. i wore a "what would jesus do ?" bracelet in a movie theater once to see if it worked. a guy's cell phone went off-- one of those obnoxious rings where it's a song and he doesn't wanna answer it because the good part's coming. then he answers the phone in the theater. "what's going on ? no, i'm in the movies." this is what i said verbatim. i'm not gonna censor myself. "hey, buddy, get off the phone please." this is what he says to me: "shut up and mind your own business, ass( bleep )." ah, now there's trouble in river city. i'm a man, not much of one, but a man. i will choke you, if you are younger, smaller, and preferably white. i have my hands on his neck, and then i saw my bracelet staring rig

withdrawal from afghanistan mean for these slimy militancy will the the jihad is come out weakened or maybe rain forest as a result of the campaign in afghanistan. well what we've seen in the last six months is president obama has surrendered in afghanistan after ten years they have not killed enough of the enemy to even protect the senior people in the afghan government i think the russian people who will remember the efforts of the soviet union in afghanistan and certainly we're going to end up no better the results of our defeat there will be to galvanize the coming generation of young muslims around the world to fight in the jihad i think you'll remember sir that osama bin laden's generation the generation of iman's are we hearing of others was galvanized into a belief that islam could prevail by their success driving the red army out of afghanistan when the united states and its allies leave afghanistan the governments in the west and in washington will dress up. the retreat the surrender as if it was some kind of success but in the muslim world it will be seen for what it is whi

in the water the man felt an immense pain in his manhood reason region and realize the one of these slimy eels was trying to wriggle its way into his body through a rather small hole he later told a trainees newspaper i tried to hold it take it out but the deal was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my. you know and and then had to have an emergency three hour surgery to remove the six inch slippery eel from his bladder and a new development stories doctors say that he'll was six inches long but the man continues to insist it was eight inches long. coming up will the outreach of support from people like president jimmy carter archbishop desmond tutu and even the pope save a georgia inmate from dying for a crime he may not have known that it. drives the world the fear mongering used by politicians who makes decisions come to break through that sort of people who made who can you trust no one who is in view with a global missionary to see where we had a state controlled capitalism is called satchels when nobody dares to ask we do our t. question morning. is the state of georgia o

technique for a tech company to require a handwritten letter i think anybody can see this is a pretty slimy move by that especially considering how many users had their personal information compromised all because so many wasn't able to protect their import. now we should also note that the notification email went out to some network users days after the actual terms of use agreement appeared on the system itself but it's pretty easy to see with companies up to here they know that most gamers are going to stop and read all the fine print scroll to the end click agree to terms and continue playing online not even possibly consider that they're signing over their ability to sue so in a class action suit so sharing these details are the least that we can do and hopefully as word spreads more people are going to be aware of just what exactly they've agreed to so remember all the gamers out there you do still have thirty days from signing the agreement to write to sony to opt out of giving up your rights to sue in the us. now he's talking a lot about for profit schools on this program does inclu

corruption on wall street but it does look like the guy at all times has put its foot down over the slimy methods that apple uses with its app store is when companies agree to make their applications available on apple's products in-store a rule put in place by steve jobs requires those companies to sell their apps of scription throughout was well oh and they also take thirty percent of the revenue but in this instance if you wanted a subscription to the financial times out you had to pay for it through apple so they can take company argues this rule exists for convenience customers can get the app and subscribe all the same place where apple doesn't tell you is that it also has a nasty habit of collecting user data for behavioral tracking and just last week the mention of this type of tracking just a fancy way for advertisers to know what appeals to each user so i think that it's safe to say the apple's working hand in hand with those well paying ad tracking agencies look even all of that in mind when we talk about financial times they want to protect their subscribers from apple's behav

. >> did i tell you how slimy they are? >> slimy. fish eel. >> will this kill me?t the one on my neck? if they fight each other, will i ultimately pay the price? >> eventually. we'll put all kienldz of things on you. >> that's one thing i'm not happy about. >> no, he's just starting to eat. that's all. >> you know, brian, you fit right in at gatorland. you fit right in. where are you going? >> all right. now, this is a rosie haired ta rant -- tarantula from chile. i watched the brady bunch. >> we'll replace it with -- >> that's a scorpion and that's loaded for -- >> that's one of the animals we use at gatorland. people can come in and hold these things. this is small. >> look at this. turtle is the smartest one here, heading for the fences. >> look at that. this is a little scary even for me and i grew up in the wilderness. >> you like snakes, right? >> not really. >> your day is about ready to go downhill. let me get this guy up here. >> that guy? >> this guy. this is a burmese python. >> i already have one! >> all right. this is a burmese python. >> right. >> and

slimy's here. the whole bang is here.y deposit boxes. >>> also, of course it's "the chew," a new abc show debuting september 26th. clinton kelly, one of the hosts dropping by here. he is getting ready as they get ready. the executive producer of "sesame street," come on in. it's an extreme pleasure to have the gang here today. the 42nd season. that is an institution to end all others. first of all, you're focusing this year on teaching kids some subjects where american kids are falling behind. how did you come about that? >> well you know we're teaching s.t.e.m. this year. science, technology, engineering and math. weighty subjects for preschoolers. but when you boil it down, it's about observation, asking questions. creating hypotheses and testing them out. >> and getting them started early. >> getting them started. that's what we're about. >> it helps when you have a celebrity drop by in the neighborhood. and this season is no different. who do you have? >> we've broken our own record. we have 40 celebrities, ranging fr