i'm andy levy wearing a greg gutfeld mask, turning it over to joe derosa wearing an andy levy mask. so, joe, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> take it to the limit one more time, america. our top story, we will look at dueling demonstrations in new york city on thursday, and hopefully spend most of the time on the one that wasn't occupy wall street. and what candidate do republican voters say they would trust most with nuclear weapons? wait, these guys have nuclear weapons? and what happens when bill schulz visits a place that lets you make your own cigarettes? hopefully it brings us to their day. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy take a hike day, greg. >> andy, i just got back, and you are telling me to take a hike? >> take a hike day is a call for people to get out and enjoy a nice hike. >> i got it. you got me. >> what do you mean? >> i ask -- i asked you to come with me, but you said you were busy and i took fredo. >> you think i care? >> it is obvious you do care. >> the only reason i mention it is take a hike day is because it is a an excellent way to get into shape and

let's go to tv's andy levy for our pre game report. hi, andy. what's up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg, and please keep your pants on, america. our top story, some stores are planning on opening at midnight on black friday. does this make them a target for petitions? the pun i refuse to apologize for. does it matter what time the stores open now that occupy black friday is planned? we will sort out the facts and thrown them away. and an on-line retailer says sales of anti-obama merchandise are four times greater than pro obama merch. are we that much closer to impeachment? happy last new show before thanksgiving, greg. >> do you have any plans? you know i will be in town, and me and a few other fox friends are going to have dinner in hell's kitchen. i would love for you to join us. >> my plans are money of your business that i can figure out. >> i was just being nice. >> i they. -- i know. it is easy to tell because you are not good at it. >> that was a lousy pun by the way. >> i don't even get it. >> go away. >> fine. >>> let's welcome our guests. well, she is so adora

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. >> thanks, greg. coming up, all of the latest herman cain news as the story of alleged sexual harassment feels like day number 999. and has america become a less civil place? stick around for the answer, jerks. and finally a manhattan man sues his wedding photographer over what he says were lousy pictures and missed events. wait until you hear the shocking details. that is going into the tease hall of fame. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy matthew mcconaghey's birthday. >> it is an amazing day. >> what do you plan on getting him? >> i am not sure, greg. what do you get the man who has it all. >> he probably gave you something because that is the kind of guy he is. >> haze so true. and he would -- that's so true. and he would tell you not to call him mr. mcconaghey. he would tell you with a little laugh and a twinkle in his eye. >> i remember that summer in the hamptons. that's what he said. >> oh, man, remember that? everyone else inside in their man made beds, losing themselves in their television

let's go to andy levy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, in the wake of another accusation of sexual impropriety, herman inka says he is -- herman cain is reassessing. he will make a decision before we run out of words such as cain. >> and finally, gq will look at why bill schulz is not on it. that's straight ahead. >> thank you, andy. >> whatever, dude. >> aren't you looking forward to new year's eve? >> the movie? >> yes. >> no, i am not. of course i am looking forward to the movie "new year's eve." >> just asking. >> that is the dumbest question -- in the 17 years we have been doing the show that is the dumbest question. >> do you ever think what it would be like if you happened to be in that movie? >> i do. >> yes. >> i do. >> i do too. >> i think we might be the only two people not in that movie. >> exactly. >>> let's welcome our guests. well, she is so sweet that visions of her dance in sugar plums' heads. i am here with diane ma -- macedo. and he is so funny that all of his gas is laughing gas. it is comedia

let's go to andy levy for our pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> don't step in it, america. allegations of child sexual abuse rocked the penn state football program as students rally in solidarity with the victims. just kidding, they are protesting their coach being fired. did rick perry's performance make people forget about his bad performances in previous debates? and insert lame joke here about how i have forgotten the third one. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy make fun of short people day, greg. >> what? >> make fun of short people day was started in 1834 after the spanish inquisition was finished. >> shut up. >> and maria kristina thought she would replace the inquisition with something more lighthearted. so she established make fun of short people day where they could mock dwarves, midgets and the rest of the height challenged jie. there were no good days today. >> so you made up something toward short people as a jab to me? >> it was chosen by a computer algorithm. >> and it came up with make fun of short people day? >> you cants make

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tv's andy levy -- who cares? he is coming up jie. tonight's half time report is sponsored by harvesting. the act of harvesting a crop by means of heavy machinery. thanks, harvesting. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. we go to andy levy. >> thanks, greg. are you awake? >> yes, i am awake. i think i am coming down with something. >> really? >> you can hear it in my voice. >> a little bit. >> bronchitis probably. >> probably. might be mrsa, you don't know. >> i talked to a doctor and he told me how you got it. >> how is that? >> shaving. >> very possible. >> he said he has had three patients with mrsa and they got it from shaving. >> that's entirely possible. >> i win then. >> you played the clip of the gesture that cain said he held his hand up and said you are as tall of my wife and you fowndz it uh fen tiff because you are that height height? >> yes. >> you wish. >> didn't see that one coming. i thought you could have aimed higher. >> i could, but i didn't want to go over your head. also you menti

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is a harasser. hee-haw rases me. -- he harasses me. >> tonight is brought to you by stat fews, the represent -- statues, they are produced by skull touring and modeling. thank you, statues. >>> welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. with that we go to andy levy. >> greg, thanks for taking your time reading that intro. >> which intro? >> just now. >> i didn't know i was taking my time. >> which is fine. >> at least you are not being picky. >> i was thanking you. >> sarcastically, i might add. >> i don't believe you. >> if you want to continue to argue, about it, you can, but let's do the show. >> what story did you do? >> you might want to go back to the slow talk, actually. >> he resigns and eddie murphy steps down. chris, you said the real story here is the huh poke craw see of the left and particularly the gay left. okay, fine. more importantly, why do you people like to reherse? >> i don't like to reherse. >> really? >> not only was brett ratner offensive, but he was lying. >> l

for that we go to andy levy. >> how are you? >> good. >> herman cain faces sexual harassment allegations. they mimic the charges against clarence thomas. who says mimiograph? i don't think most viewers know what that means. >> it is what would you say, xerox? >> that's better. >> it sounds more fun. >> copy and pasted. >> that's so many more sill labelles. the politically correct phrase is more sill labelles. >> it has to be accurate. we are looking for accuracy here. we were going for accuracy. i agree with you that the definition of sexual harassment has gotten out of control. that said, if these things were alleged and settlements were made, is it still a story or is it not a story? >> it is not a story. they all get settled. no one wants to bother going to court. >> but is there anything factually wrong with the polit cri o story? >> i'm sorry, what was the question? >> i don't remember. >> these guys get fired. >> they lose their bank accounts and lose their careers. sometimes it is you give it to a psycho woman and now tha

now to andy levy for a pre game report. an -- andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> the gop presidential hopeful herman cain says all of the sexual harassment allegations are senseless. and budget airline ryan air thinks about a pay per view pornography package for its sad, lonely passengers. and bill clinton thinks the president should be allowed to serve more than two terms, but whether it should include foreign born ones. >> thank you, andy. >> here we go. let me guess, this is where you reference me being stupid? >> my plan is to tell an interesting story. seriously, the word dunce comes from a philosopher .'s -- philosopher. his view fell out of favor. it became synonymous with idiot. sigh seriously? >> yes and wearing a hat means a .y dunce cap. >> i thought you were going to make fun of me, but that is pretty interesting. >> told. -- told you. i wonder why you never heard that story before. >> happy dunce day. >> let's welcome our guests. >>> she is cuter than a care bear tap dancing in a doll house made of puppies. i am here with fox newschannel patti ann

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show?> you go first, america. why did the people of occupy dc hate little old ladies 1234* a fair and balanced debate coming up. and a new accuser steps forward the in the herman cain harassment story. well, she is the fourth accuser, but the first to step forward. i am so confused and sleepy. and finally, who is hollywood's most overpaid stars? the story so shocking we might not get to it. greg? >> turks andy. >> happy cook up something old day. >> you couldn't even come up with a birthday? >> it is tara reid's birthday, but i know you refuse to recognize her greatness. >> tara reid? you have to be kidding me. >> i suppose you have a better one? >> laith garrett? >> i give you tara reid and you give me laith garrett? i wanted to talk about cook something bold day and you didn't want to touch it. >> i didn't want to talk about that -- >> why wouldn't you want to talk about -- oh it is abbas common. i should have -- it is sebastian. should i have remembered. >> it was an honest mistake. >> w

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy.ight's half time report is sponsored by leopard cubs. the smaller and younger versions of the cat with a yellowish coat. thanks leopard cubs. >>> let's go to andy levy. >> how are you? >> i'm great. >> how is the cough syrup? >> >> i didn't take any of that stuff. i took some a couple hours ago and it was wearing off a bit. that's why i was getting cranky. >> maybe take some more. >> i don't want to take it. i act strange. you know what happened last year jie. but that was a good show. >> it is what happened after the show. >> okay. >> the bus driver was never the same. >> but there were no charges or anything. >> but there was a relationship. >> speaking of relationships cain is said to have made advances. the third accuser said cain said she was hot and invited her back. you said, quote, that's my saturday night. all cain has done is confirm he is a man. >> that's all things i said. >> he was of course a married man. >> right. go on. your point is? >> doesn't bother you in the least,

let's go to andy levy for our pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, a single mom comes forward to say she had a 13-year affair with gop presidential hopeful herman cain. we will investigate how much more pain the cain train can sustain. 1k3* miley cyrus slaps together a song in support of occupy wall street, where many people are trying to be part of the 1%. and the shocking story that couldn't be less shocking. >> thank you, andy. >> start your stupid show with your stupid rolled up sleeves, greg. >> it is very, very warm in here, andy. i guess i'm cutoff now. great job, people. >> i'm back. >> well done, everybody. let's welcome our guests. we have no air conditions and no return and apparently no control room. she's so hot she has three middle name, stop, drop and roll. i am here with ann coulter, conservative commentator, columnist and author. her latest book is called "demonic, the untold story of shirley temple." and his family celebrates the 12 days of litmas. it is paul mccurio. look at what he is wearing. and if we f

i'm andy levy in for greg gutfeld who standing in front of a machine saying, i want to be big. let's go to the co-host of "the five" for a preview of the show. >> i got roped in by greg gutfeld and i am delighted to be here. protests turned violent as protesters in oakland turned violent. i guess that is the same thing. sorry. my first time doing this. the latest on the sexual harassment allegations against herman cain are coming up. can't wait to watch the panel as i pretend to know what they are talking about. and finally, what does a magazine editor have to say about the firebombing of a french magazine? well, since we are doing that story, i hope we have something worth talk bsmght andy? >> appreciated you filling in the way you did. >> thank you so much. let's welcome our guests. i am here with news max columnist jedediah bila and she is the author of "outnumbered" which i believe is a math textbook. and robert davi, his single came out. bill schulz is here, even though we asked him not to be. and sitting next to me is charles payne. his brother is a police detective who w

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld.e should be back tomorrow so all of you mean people on twitter should relax. now to joe derosa for our pre game report. what's coming up on our show? >> tonight, here, i, red, congress declares pizza as a vegetable which means me and congress think alike. girl, we should get together. kitten, minnesota gets his -- a kid in minnesota gets his parents busted for pot which means kids are just bumers these days, man. and a paternity suit against justin bieber is dropped which means our only hope for him to stop making music just went out the window. andy? >> what's your problem today? >> problem? i don't have a problem. >> you have a problem. >> i don't have a problem. >> you have a problem if i say you have a problem, and i'm saying you have a problem. >> my only problems are you, bill, tom, sandra, the governor and the absence of greg. other than that i'm cool. >> i have a problem with that too. do you want to ditch? >> you would still be there and you are one of my problems. >> what can

we will close things out with the post game wrap up with andy levy. to see recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> don't forget to watch this saturday at 2:00 eastern time. we will see you back here on monday for "the five" at 5 p.m. coming up, blah, blah, blah, joe derosa, courtney f ry el, jaime weinstein. back to you, andy. >> gavin, what the hell happened to your beard? >> oh, i was doing it to draw attention to this group, movember .com. they are an anti-planking group that is the answer of being pstrate. >> that's funny. >> this is funny you are doing it for charity, but it is prostate. >> that makes more since. -- more sense. >> it is a charity for prostate cancer. it has nothing to do with planking. the men grow these mustaches for a month and they get sponsored. if you think you can grow a mustache with the remaining days of november, please do. otherwise go and choose a movember mustache. >> thank you, swedish chef. >> kimberly, what do you got? what do you want to talk about? >> i have a lot. what you do need -- what do you need? i have

andy levy. i will see you tomorrow. i'm back hosting. >> yuck. >> that's right. >> bret: eight days from the deadline, is the congressional supercommittee closer to a deal tonight? this is "special report." >> bret: i'm bret baier in washington. pressure is building on members of the deficit reduction committee to come up with a deal on cutting $1 trillion from the federal budget. chief congressional correspondent mike emanuel tells us the resulting tension is apparent. >> with the thanksgiving deadline approaching, supercommittee republicans and democrats say the congressional leadership on the line is getting more involved. >> the leaders are paying attention to what is going on. we have to see how the next eight days go. >> reporter: boehner and reid met to discuss the supercommittee. earlier he was bipartisan in praise. >> the republicans and democrats have done good work and have worked hard. >> reporter: the top senate republican called on democrats to reach across the aisle. >> this is how divided got works. real

i'm andy levy. greg is back tomorrow. you are stuck with him the two sides spoke for 15 hours on friday and wrapped up after 3:00 a.m. on eastern time. the nba commissioner david stern said it would take about 30 days to start the season after a deal is reached, and a deal was needed very soon to keep the traditional christmas day lineup in place. once again a tentative agreement has been reached between nba owners and the players who have been locked out since july 1st. stay with fox newschannel for more on this developing story. now back to special report in progress. >>> tonight we take you to one of the most important stretches of america in the 2012 landscape. correspondent steve harrigan tell us why people who live along a single highway in florida could define the presidential election. >> at age 87, antonio riverall can still role 100 cigars a day -- roll 100 cigars a day. the lone survivor of once a tampa factory filled with cuban americans. taxes and cheap foreign labor made it hard for the rollers along the i-4

i'm andy levy. greg is back tomorrow. that's really all i got. >> bret: good evening again. i'm bret baier. this is "special report." members of the bipartisan deficit reduction committee announced an hour ago they reached stalemate. moments ago, they saw president obama weighing in. democrats refuse to cut spending without tax increases. republicans rejected the democrats tax hikes. that means the prospect of automatic cuts loom larger tonight. chief congressional correspondent mike emanuel is on capitol hill with the latest. good evening. >> good evening, bret. after the market closed the co-chairs of the congressional super committee ende ended the panel's work writing "after months of hard work and intense deliberations we have come to the conclusion today it will not be possible to make bipartisan agreement available to the public before the committee's deadline. moments ago, president obama made it clear he intends to keep the pressure on congress. >> my message to them is simple. no. i will veto any effort to get rid of those automatic spending cuts, domestic and defe

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