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you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: aw. >> ah-ha-ha-ha-hat. ah-ha-ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. denim shirt. okay. [ laughter ] "denim shirt," he's saying. we have a fantastic show tonight. she's a great actress. oh, we love her. she kills it as marilyn monroe in her new movie "my week with marilyn." there's a lot of oscar talk. michelle williams is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, she's a good actress. [ applause ] you know him from shows like "iron chef america" and also from his bestselling cookbooks, chef alton brown is back on "late night." [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. he's great, man. and we have stand-up from one of my favorites. a very funny lady, iliza shlesinger is going to be on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] oh, she's good. [ applause ] hey, guys, today is friday. and that's usually when i catch up on some personal stuff. you know, i check my inbox and return some e-mails and, of course, send out thank-you notes. so i was running -- [ cheers ] -- a bit behind. so i thought, if yo
you so much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] >> you're welcome, jimmy. >> jimmy: aw. >> ah-ha-ha-ha-hat. ah-ha-ha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, all right. denim shirt. okay. [ laughter ] "denim shirt," he's saying. we have a fantastic show tonight. she's a great actress. oh, we love her. she kills it as marilyn monroe in her new movie "my week with marilyn." there's a lot of oscar talk. michelle williams is here tonight. [ cheers and...
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it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their ways. -- great stairways. this looked like a ship. they used to decorate fire houses for christmas. >> on the side of this fire house is a wooden tower. the tower was for drying the hoses. after they get water in them, they have to be dried. >>a fire house like this is for sale. if you have $1.3 million, which is really cheap enough for a firehouse -- >> one in the inner sunset was just sold. >> was it? i want to buy a streetcar. i cannot pay my rent. >> there were two of these for pumping water out of the ground. murphy gave a lot of money for it. >> what decided the boundaries and the location of golden gate park? >> i
it was an animatronics robot who went "ha ha ha ha" all day and scared generations of san franciscans out of their wits. it has a month-to-month lease at fisherman's wharf. >> they moved it to this temporary location at fisherman's wharf. they left an unusual little treasure of the city. >> ingleside terraces, again, i was trying to show off the residence park. a lot of crazy building. for still has one of the great stairways -- forest hill has one of the greats their...
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ha! very pointed stick. ha! ha ha! ou, there was somebody you didn't want to do, because you come from a military family and had a tough upbringing, but your dad was military, and you didn't want to do john mccain. why not? >> i just felt i had been through this thing, this military funeral, my father on his deathbed had his war medals on his chest to explain what his life had been about, and that he was maybe not as good a dad as he wanted to be. it was like i had a dad for the first time, i was very moved by it, and i felt that senator mccain was a great man, and he was injured serving his country, and i think when people are injured that it affects the way they move and talk, and i didn't want to let loren michaels down, but at the same time i didn't want to be a part of that. >> you wrote in your book how you were injured as a kid, maltreated by your parents, your mother especially. >> my mother -- not my dad, but my mom. my father had rages, would hit doors, kick things and say hostile stuff, but he never actually
ha! very pointed stick. ha! ha ha! ou, there was somebody you didn't want to do, because you come from a military family and had a tough upbringing, but your dad was military, and you didn't want to do john mccain. why not? >> i just felt i had been through this thing, this military funeral, my father on his deathbed had his war medals on his chest to explain what his life had been about, and that he was maybe not as good a dad as he wanted to be. it was like i had a dad for the first...
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ha ha! ha hha ha! [snortg] >> you can see that it is amazing. you can hear that it is refreshing. you reach for it because it is irresistible. and the taste. simply delicious. san francisco tap water. it engages the senses. 311 is an important resource for all san franciscans. shouldld captioned by the national captioning institute --www.ncicap.org-- [applause] >> i would like to report to you that this past year has been a whirlwind of activity as we continue to grow. bringing support and assistance to you, the members, who have so graciously decided to join us today and for the next few days, with great breakouts from wonderful keynote speakers. certainly, a great opportunity to networking and figure out those best practices, sharing your knowledge with each other. we have done some webinars at low prices, you might want to check those out on our website. we also have a newsletter that has gotten quite a bit of circulation. we invite people to submit articles for that newsletter. about 14 months ago, we have less than 100 members. today we have grown to over 3000 members. establi
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ha ha ha! >> well, it's always been the case that you didn't need to go to journalism school to be a journalist. there's a very good reason for that. if we created such a law, it would violate the first amendment. so i'm in favor of an open press where anyone can join it, but--and when i was chair of our department, we mandated that every undergraduate have a double major, so you can major in journalism, but you have to major in something else, which i thought was a good idea and i helped push it through. today, i think the reason to go to journalism school would be that in order to practice as a journalist in the future, you're gonna have to understand this huge puzzle that we're all grappling with and this series is grappling with, which involves technology, business, politics, democracy, journalism, news, video, audio. it's a huge puzzle, and what journalism schools ought to be able to do is really equip people to grapple with the entire puzzle. here's what i really want to tell you. if we were able to still have the gates around the media system that we once had, it would be easy to say everyone should follow the rules. what we're trying to do is operate in a world where there are no gates, where anyone is allowed to have a blog, and under those conditions, which it's gonna be very hard to undo, we have to figure out how to make for a more trustable and reliable news system. >> so past is prologue. let's turn you now to the newseum archives and look back at a major milestone in citizen journalism not that long ago, actually. it was 9/11, 2001. journalist dan gillmor was out of the country at the time. he was desperate for news. overwhelming demand had crashed many mainstream news sites, but gillmor knew that lots of bloggers were out there, and that's where he went for his information. >> a guy in brooklyn, across the river from the world trade center, put on his blog, "now i know what a burning city smells like." and i thought, "wow. we used to say journalists write the first draft of history. i think this guy just did." and something changed. something for journalism was changing. >> that's a powerful and dramatic memory on a very difficult day. jay, was it a turning point? >> well, all these events where people are on scene and they have the tools to tell us what's going on and not only record it, but distribute their reports to anyone--9/11 was one, mumbai was one, the tsunami was one, the london train bombings was another one. >> the elections in iran. >> the elections in iran. all these events where people who are there are able to tell us are important. after all, the authority of a reporter, professional or citizen, starts when somebody is able to say, "i'm there. you're not. here's what happened." and that is a very powerful moment. >> it's a very powerful moment, clarence, but the journalist, citizen or professional, also gains power and credibility by finding things out--not just by being someplace, but by digging and by investigating. >> that's true. >> that's right. that's right, which is why i like to think investigative reporting will not be extinct, but funding it is a new challenge now because it's not cost effective. and i happen to be on the fund for investigative journalism. there's other non-profits around trying to find new ways to fund that, because, you know, to me, real reporting is still real digging and really checking out multiple sources, trying to get both sides of the story--all those old-fashioned virtues. >> final question to you both: what should the role of the citizen journalist be, let's say, 5 years from now? what should it be? >> well, i--you're trying to put a plan and logic and rationality to this, frank--a very novel concept. i suspect--well, what it should be is more eyes, more ears, more voices out there, and a more sophisticated audience as well because the audience is gonna keep us all honest. >> jay, what should it be? >> well, i think we need to continue to work on community standards, we need reputation systems so we know who to trust, and we need amateur journalists working with professionals in pro-am hybrid forms to get the real potential out of these new tools. >> to the citizen-professional journalists, then, thank you both. we appreciate it very much. that's it for today's "future of news." join us next time from the knight studio at the newseum in washington d.c., where we are thinking what the role of the citizen can, should, and will be in journalism. i'm frank sesno. [applause] >> this program has been brought to you by a grant from the ford foundation, working with visionaries on the frontlines of social change worldwide. for more information, visit... >at times in my life i've wondered hard, after death is there life? is there anything? if there is a god, what is god like? will god intervene in human affairs? the claims of religion are matters of ultimate concern.
ha ha ha! >> well, it's always been the case that you didn't need to go to journalism school to be a journalist. there's a very good reason for that. if we created such a law, it would violate the first amendment. so i'm in favor of an open press where anyone can join it, but--and when i was chair of our department, we mandated that every undergraduate have a double major, so you can major in journalism, but you have to major in something else, which i thought was a good idea and i helped...
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ha ha! >> ha ha. there's still a very vibrant--plural--newspaper culture. >> a totally different culture. but it's a different public culture, too. >> it is, but, you know, the fact is that the internet is also thriving in the uk. so i'm not sure that it's only about the internet. i think a lot of it's been, frankly, much more about corporate greed, hollowing out these newspapers, cutting and cutting and cutting the editorial content of it in order to make bigger and bigger profit margins. and in the end, of course, what happens is when you hollow out content is that people stop being interested in buying it. and it's a terrible syndrome that we've seen in the big newspapers in america. >> it's not just holding a newspaper in your hands. it's what goes into the newspaper that you hold in your hands. so what happens when print editorial judgment meets web technology? sonya gavankar has a few sites she'd like to show us now. sonya? >> frank, the daily beast is a curated site that reflects what tina and h
ha ha! >> ha ha. there's still a very vibrant--plural--newspaper culture. >> a totally different culture. but it's a different public culture, too. >> it is, but, you know, the fact is that the internet is also thriving in the uk. so i'm not sure that it's only about the internet. i think a lot of it's been, frankly, much more about corporate greed, hollowing out these newspapers, cutting and cutting and cutting the editorial content of it in order to make bigger and bigger...
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. ♪ >> jimmy: ha-ha-ha-ha! w carey. >> thank you, thank you, jimmy. i'm so glad to be here. jimmy, i have to say something. you have something on your nose. you got something. >> oh, really let me see. wait, almost got it. >> almost. almost [ maniacal laughter ] >> jimmy: now, let me ask you this. >> ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: wait a second. i think i've got a hair in my throat. hold on. let me get it. >> cough it up. >> jimmy: it's in my mouth. it's in my mouth. [ laughter ] i didn't get it yet. i didn't get it yet. let me get it. >> i think i've got something in my throat. i think i've got something in my throat. >> jimmy: let me ask you this. do you love working with adam carolla on that show where you did the radio doctoring thing? >> wrong drew. that's dr. drew. different drew. >> jimmy: my bad. anyway, let me ask you about this. would you care for a jelly bean? >> i would love one. i would love it. you know what, i don't want to eat it now. could you -- [ laughter ] i guess i do. i guess i do. >> jimmy: all right
. ♪ >> jimmy: ha-ha-ha-ha! w carey. >> thank you, thank you, jimmy. i'm so glad to be here. jimmy, i have to say something. you have something on your nose. you got something. >> oh, really let me see. wait, almost got it. >> almost. almost [ maniacal laughter ] >> jimmy: now, let me ask you this. >> ha-ha-ha. >> jimmy: wait a second. i think i've got a hair in my throat. hold on. let me get it. >> cough it up. >> jimmy: it's in my mouth....
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ha-ha! >> ha-ha. >> i just love it. go ahead. >> should we do this one? >> no, bacon some more. nd of bacon. >> apple smoked thick bacon. >> thick, all right. >> bacon polka? >> here's the polka. >> here's my visual cliche. like the pilgrims used to say it's the turkey polka smell that gravy in the pan overdose on triptofan turkeys are such stupid bird they're proving so today if these are free range turk years why don't they run away here in new york the turkeys well eat more pork that's the turkey polka any requests? ♪ ♪ you stuff your face with sweet potato pie and never stop when black friday comes we'll work the pound off when we shop spend your hard earned pay on junk from china usa! that's the turkey polka i could go on singing a group complained my voice is not just cruel it's inhumane sorry, guys i have to scram home made buns and traffic jams that's the turkey polka ♪ it smells in here! ♪ [ woman on p.a. ] now boarding track 6. ♪ do not leave b bags unattendn. [ male announcer ] maybe you see something spicious. but you don't want to get invnvolved. it's nothing, you th
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ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, common tators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't have any rivals who were anywhere near his level. once you have somebody lobbing tough questions at mitt romney, he begins to sweat. he gets snarky. he doesn't have any good answers, so i'm not sure he was quite the polished debater so many people said. he just didn't have anybody who was prepared to throw real questions at him. >> so he lobs, but he doesn't lobby, just to be clear on that? okay. let's go to the guy who just accused of being a lobber, not a lobbyist, newt gingrich. yesterday he denied being a lobbyist inside saying he was a celebrity. this guy's ego. he's a celebrity who made enough in speeches, 60k a possible, not to have to lobe, just to lob.
ha, ha, ha every time somebody catches you in a double cross. everyone time some commentator like me is going to say i don't know ha, ha, ha means when i catch you double crossing another issue. >> he was very condescending and very uncomfortable, but, you know, it reminds me that throughout the campaign season throughout these debates, common tators have talked about how polished mitt romney was, how disciplined and how well he's done in the debates. the fact of the matter was he didn't...
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moo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha. >> little goblins. >> okay. how much did you spend in candy? >> you know what, we don't get trick or treaters. >> i kill every year, i get over the 0. and i'm just missing out on it this year. i think we should have halloween on a saturday. a designated saturday. >> last saturday of october. but for all of you going out there, there there, it looks mostly clear, temperature-wise right now it's 58 degrees, pacifica, to 81 degrees in gilroy. let's take a look at what that looks like. that is our live cbs 25 weather camera in dublin looking out over the valley. the tri-valley, looking out towards mount diablo and we have crystal clear skies after highs today in the low 00s in that particular area. overnight that will be dipping well into the 40s, into the 50s, with mainly clear skies under a waxing crescent moon. now under that moon we're talking about, again tonight, no tricks, just a big treat as far as your forecast is concerned, but be very mindful of the little ones out there if you're driving around. rain and cold back no the bay area by thur
moo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha. >> little goblins. >> okay. how much did you spend in candy? >> you know what, we don't get trick or treaters. >> i kill every year, i get over the 0. and i'm just missing out on it this year. i think we should have halloween on a saturday. a designated saturday. >> last saturday of october. but for all of you going out there, there there, it looks mostly clear, temperature-wise right now it's 58 degrees, pacifica, to 81 degrees in...
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i sent that out to the staff with the subject line "ha-ha ha-ha." we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] sitting. waiting. hoping. that's a recipe for failed investing. open an e-trade account and open doors, seize opportunities, take action with some of the most powerful yet easy-to-use trading tools on the planet all built to help you maximize the potential of every dollar you invest. successful investing isn't done by throwing ideas against the wall and hoping. it's done by lowering your costs and raising your expectations by using unbiased research and powerful screeners to build a diversified portfolio with stocks, bonds, mutual funds, and every etf sold. and we'll help you every step of the way. with 5-star research and free education covering everything from the basics to advanced investing strategies. start now and we'll give you up to $500 and let you trade free for 60 days. visit our website, call us, open an account. e-trade. investing unleashed. >>> last night the great state of mississippi elected its next governor in a landslide. t
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ha, ha, ha." >> newly released video shows former prince georges executive taking a bribe shortly after his been elected to the county council and the same day they both were arrested. >>ng it to the water sewer bill. it comes before the full council immediately and i will get in with the group that makes the ads. >> prosecutors say jack johnson routinely took bribes from developers and business owners between $400,000 and $1 million. federal prosecutors say he deserve as lengthy prison sentence for orchestrating one of the most notorious corruption schemes in state history. he's scheduled to be sentenced december 6th. >> a new york city man accused of bombing police and post offices hasney. jose pimental's former lawyer had a conflict of interest. authorities say he was planning to use pipe bombs to attack several locations in new york and target soldiers returning from iraq and afghanistan. >> this morning word of another child abuse investigation against former penn state football coach jerry sandusky. pennsylvania's children and youth services is launching the investigation into cases reported less than 60 days ago. if the claims are found to be credible, they would be the first to be reported since sandusky's arrest. they would also be the only claems involving alleged victims under the age of 18. other victims who have come forward are now adults. >> 13 high school students have been arrested in a college entrance exam cheating scandal. four of the students are accused of taking payments of anywhere from $500 to $3,600 to take the s.a.t. or a.c.t. exams for other students. the nine others are accused of being the ones to pay for the stand-ins. in september schoo
ha, ha, ha." >> newly released video shows former prince georges executive taking a bribe shortly after his been elected to the county council and the same day they both were arrested. >>ng it to the water sewer bill. it comes before the full council immediately and i will get in with the group that makes the ads. >> prosecutors say jack johnson routinely took bribes from developers and business owners between $400,000 and $1 million. federal prosecutors say he deserve as...
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ha ha ha! i forgot.ight, alright. [ woman: ] i used to wonder, why would a jew, a christian, and a muslim ever get together? it was him!it w! and then, i finally got it. they had a lot more in common than donuts. ♪ love can build a bridge. ♪ ♪ oh, love and only love. ♪ ♪ between your heart and mine. ♪ >>> terror plot. police say an american-born muslim was hours away from carrying out a plan to bomb new york city. >>> debt deadlock. more d.c. d
ha ha ha! i forgot.ight, alright. [ woman: ] i used to wonder, why would a jew, a christian, and a muslim ever get together? it was him!it w! and then, i finally got it. they had a lot more in common than donuts. ♪ love can build a bridge. ♪ ♪ oh, love and only love. ♪ ♪ between your heart and mine. ♪ >>> terror plot. police say an american-born muslim was hours away from carrying out a plan to bomb new york city. >>> debt deadlock. more d.c. d
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i sent that out to the staff with the subject line "ha-ha ha-ha." we'll be right back. ed the u.s.? done. this is fantastic ! music is my life and i want to make the most of it without missing a beat. fly without putting your life on pause. be yourself nonstop. american airlines. [ chuckles ] you think that is some information i would have liked to know? i like tacos. you invited eric? i thought eric gave you the creeps. [ phone buzzes ] oh. [ chuckles ] yeah. hey. [ male announcer ] don't be left behind. get it faster with 4g. at&t. ♪ >>> last night the great state of mississippi elected its next governor in a landslide. this guy, haley barbour's lieutenant governor, phil bryant, beat the democrat in the rates by more than 20 points, so the republican candidate, phil bryant, won in mississippi last night. but according to phil bryant's own logic, satan also won in mississippi last night. going into yesterday's election, this is how phil bryant described the vote on a mississippi ballot measure that would have defined a fertilized egg as a person. >> this is a battle of good and evil
i sent that out to the staff with the subject line "ha-ha ha-ha." we'll be right back. ed the u.s.? done. this is fantastic ! music is my life and i want to make the most of it without missing a beat. fly without putting your life on pause. be yourself nonstop. american airlines. [ chuckles ] you think that is some information i would have liked to know? i like tacos. you invited eric? i thought eric gave you the creeps. [ phone buzzes ] oh. [ chuckles ] yeah. hey. [ male announcer ]...
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ha ha ha ha! y kind of protection these creatures use against hungry predators. >> sea cucumbers are the reef's garbage collectors. they vacuum sand through their mouth, which is over here, ok, like a vacuum cleaner. >> yeah? >> they use the organic matter in the sand to nourish itself and they poop out clean sand. >> the sand-scrubbing cuke was amazing, but i thought johnny's adaptation was just as impressive. he could dive down 30 feet with no scuba gear. you know something? it seems like anywhere there's food, creatures will adapt to feed on it, no matter how challenging that may be. just have a look at one of my favorites, the gerenuk. i know you can't find food in the typewriter. i entered the samburu national reserve in kenya during one of the worst droughts in years, wondering how any life could survive in this parched terrain. the samburu people who call this region home know the answer. hey. how you doing? this is my guide here, lasayda. >> [speaks native language] >> samburu, right? >> ye
ha ha ha ha! y kind of protection these creatures use against hungry predators. >> sea cucumbers are the reef's garbage collectors. they vacuum sand through their mouth, which is over here, ok, like a vacuum cleaner. >> yeah? >> they use the organic matter in the sand to nourish itself and they poop out clean sand. >> the sand-scrubbing cuke was amazing, but i thought johnny's adaptation was just as impressive. he could dive down 30 feet with no scuba gear. you know...
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ha ha. ha from france to the us from an alternative g. twenty summit in nice. to occupy wall street in new york a lot of crap that kind of t twenty summit and they're related by the fact is very undemocratic that that doesn't allow for people to play and that's a lot about the biggest archie fight camp in america stands united with the g twenty people in demanding greener participation in decisions that affect everyone some of the objectives of the g. twenty nations make sense things like you know stopping global warming and you know stopping world hunger and all that these are things that everyone would be onboard with it's just the process the way that they go about actually making these decisions is the thing that people feel excluded from and rightfully so the protesters call for a total revamp of the system that they say excludes to ninety nine percent while those in power please dangerously keeping their money they keep spending money they keep killing people in wars inequality across the globe is what has people out on the street on both sides of the atlantic this is a really big crisis when they are living in such luxury and not sharing it and other people are just struggling to find somewhere to stay war or food and this is a huge discrepancy that all of our world leaders and in fact all of us should rise to deal with this crisis g. twenty leaders are set to concentrate on ways to prevent a greek default and get us to a crisis protesters want these to not just the quick fix bandaids on what they see as a broken system that may prevent these economies from failing and that would be a good thing i just hope that they would do so in a way that provides for a long term sustainable economy that benefits everyone hopefully they can look at all of these you know uprisings or occupations or movements across the world and take a cue from that and if they don't a mass movement of resistance i think still has a lot of potency. it happened in the middle east different location clean gold as prot
ha ha. ha from france to the us from an alternative g. twenty summit in nice. to occupy wall street in new york a lot of crap that kind of t twenty summit and they're related by the fact is very undemocratic that that doesn't allow for people to play and that's a lot about the biggest archie fight camp in america stands united with the g twenty people in demanding greener participation in decisions that affect everyone some of the objectives of the g. twenty nations make sense things like you...
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so now that that has been said, when will you get here. ha, ha, ha. i'll be waiting, homey, hurry, please. love always your best -- bff raven. they call her raven now. >> whether culberson joins her friend in prison or not depends on if she and her boyfriend are acquitted on charges of rape and sodomy. they have been offered a plea deal, which would greatly reduce the amount of time they could serve in prison versus being found guilty in trial. but they have turned it down. >> i don't know. i'm innocent so i feel that i -- yeah, it's a risk that i'm willing to take. i am willing to take it because the jury, there's 12 people there. and, yes, they either are going to feel sorry for her or feel sorry for me. i don't know which one is going to be. >> supposed to hit it again, bunky. >> life is a gamble in general. you don't know what tomorrow may bring forth or i might just be able to be, hey, you can't find nothing on this man. all of this stuff is inadequate puffed up charges. more than likely, the jury will be able to see this too. >> for beau who's f
so now that that has been said, when will you get here. ha, ha, ha. i'll be waiting, homey, hurry, please. love always your best -- bff raven. they call her raven now. >> whether culberson joins her friend in prison or not depends on if she and her boyfriend are acquitted on charges of rape and sodomy. they have been offered a plea deal, which would greatly reduce the amount of time they could serve in prison versus being found guilty in trial. but they have turned it down. >> i...
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ha, ha, ha and say thanks. you have to suck it up. >>- q. i part of the reason it happens is because at a certain point when you are about to create a lawsuit, you sit down with a lawyer and they say, write down anything and everything you could perceive as bag harassing -- being harassing and offensive. and maybe she didn't think it was a big deal. >> it would be interesting to know if and i haven't heard she had. when she got the e-mail did she respond and say, i find this -- don't send these things to me. i find this offensive. it seems that's how you denned that. -- that's how you end that. >> have i done that to you. >> whether you -- when you say offended you really mean aroused. i cracked your code. like anyone who knows you you defend everybody. >> i usually am. i am usually on the fence. >> this is shocking. >> but this is crap. it is a serial sex offender for three years was at the national restaurant association. is there something about the association that brought out sex offenders. >> in your organization or any place you work, how do you deal with gay harassment, man on man, woman on woman? is it prevalent or less or treated with a tinge of humor? do you go, oh, no big deal? are you the harasser is what i am getting at. i knew it. >> i have never been harassed. you can't harass the willing. >> bill, you said sexually suggestive e-mails happen at every workplace. well, every place you worked. and i would like you to stop. >> lastly, allen, you said in hollywood sexual harassment is getting a job. that's happy madison productions. i am done. >> thank you, andy. >>> coming up, add adam levine is dead -- tired of making awful music. can't say i blame him. what does the president have against pot? probably his lips as he takes drag after drag of his fake birth certificate turned joint. >>> the president said we should all get high right now. wait, he didn't say that. they are announcing dubies saying it will not legalize marijuana because doing so, quote, will not provide the answer to any of the challenges associated with drug use. the statement comes in response to several petitions about pot. as part of the white house's we the people project that allows ordinary, but probably weird americans to get the attention of policy makers, via the white house website. well, it is time to finally discuss this topic. after all, it has been on our show outline for a month. it is in the -- >> lightning round. >> oh, right. that was fast. allen, you hate pot. >> i know. i would never make a movie that was considered a stone near comedy. >> yes. i'm sure you are glad the petition was rejected. >> it is the challenge of trying to find weed on a friday. i mean, seriously. weed is basically legal in california. or it was until obama got all crazy. there was a pharmacy around the corner from my office. it is no longer driving to some seedy neighborhood. you literally get to go to the pharmacy. i know people with glaucoma and back problems. there is not a giant outbreak of anything in california. >> it is amazing how many 18 and 19-year-old guys have glaucoma and back problems. >> it is an epidemic. >> what do you think is causing it, bill? >> but why is jerry lewis not on this? this should be his new drug. >> insomnia. it is pretty much a cure all drug. >> was the white house right to dismiss the debate. they didn't bother
ha, ha, ha and say thanks. you have to suck it up. >>- q. i part of the reason it happens is because at a certain point when you are about to create a lawsuit, you sit down with a lawyer and they say, write down anything and everything you could perceive as bag harassing -- being harassing and offensive. and maybe she didn't think it was a big deal. >> it would be interesting to know if and i haven't heard she had. when she got the e-mail did she respond and say, i find this --...
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ha, ha, ha, get your camera, dude. you got to shoot this. >> a couple of guys heard a little noise in their trash can. so they investigated. >> what? >> oh! [ laughter ] >> please appreciate the commentary by the cameraman in this video. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i got to say, he's right. the squirrel did ninja him. we'll do it in slow-motion. the squirrel actually lands a two-kick little combo there on the guy. >> that squirrel was shot out of a cannon coming out of that trash can. >> i can't figure out how the squirrel even did that. he came out like tail first. >> and did like a 360 triple gainor before he landed his kick and he nailed the landing. a perfect ten. >> something tells me after this video, these guys might have ate a bunch of doritos and ice cream. >> what are you saying? >> i'm just saying. >> are you suggesting that they had the munchies? >> i'm suggesting they might have wanted some funions. >>> listen up all you guys, david hasselhoff has lesson for you about -- >> how to pick up girls in el espanol. [ speaking foreign language ] >> what he just told this girl walking by is -- >> not yet. professor hoff class coming up. >>> is this a atm surprise? why is there a snake at the ♪ [ ukulele strumming ] ♪ [ folksy whistling ] [ man ] quitting is a fight you can't let yourself lose. it can take many tries. but keep trying, you will beat smoking. honey, you okay? yeah, i'm fine. ♪ [ ukulele ] some help in the kitchen. and this week, national devilled egg day. >> devilled eggs. >> this is one of the easiest and best devilled egg recipes online. >> this is from amy blog chao. >> the first thing that you'll need are eggs. >> i don't look at devilled eggs as a snack, per se. i look at them more as a party treat. >> just leave it on the stove and don't touch it for 15 minutes on medium heat. >> here's one of the greatest parts of the video to me. >> i recently learned how to get the egg out of its shell without having to actually
ha, ha, ha, get your camera, dude. you got to shoot this. >> a couple of guys heard a little noise in their trash can. so they investigated. >> what? >> oh! [ laughter ] >> please appreciate the commentary by the cameraman in this video. [ bleep ] [ bleep ]. >> i got to say, he's right. the squirrel did ninja him. we'll do it in slow-motion. the squirrel actually lands a two-kick little combo there on the guy. >> that squirrel was shot out of a cannon coming...
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ha, ha, ha, they won't do it. the reason not to do it is it would blow up entitlement program. that is a risk you might not want to run. so, the practice of the keynesian kind that he is articulatarticulating is they he something in the short run. >> you don't have to have a counter. keynesian stimulus haseady been attempted. it isn't theoretical argument. if it were, you are right. keynesian is giving away candy. so why not receive it? it's always a promise on i'll give you candy and stimulate the economy. well, we have had a trial of that. three years. we had, we're at higher unemployment and stagnant growth. i'm not sure the argument will matter. it will be conditions. in the end, what might sink obama is not arguments but europe. if europe has collapse and it's quite possible, it will send us in a second recession. today, it isly has to sell six months note at 6% interest rates. here it's 0%. so two-year note at 8%. anything over 7% is a catastrophe. i means you can't sustain yourself. when greece. we over 7% and ireland did, portugal did all headed for insolvency. italy is the eighth largest economy in world and third largeest in e.u. if it goes down it takes down all the banks and it will affect ours as well. i think this election could ironically hinge on nothing but whether euro
ha, ha, ha, they won't do it. the reason not to do it is it would blow up entitlement program. that is a risk you might not want to run. so, the practice of the keynesian kind that he is articulatarticulating is they he something in the short run. >> you don't have to have a counter. keynesian stimulus haseady been attempted. it isn't theoretical argument. if it were, you are right. keynesian is giving away candy. so why not receive it? it's always a promise on i'll give you candy and...
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. >> el dÍa que me quieras ha ha ha ha... >> quÉ linda. >> es demasiado temprano para cantar! ido y bien bueno y estamos presentando el corte promocional de esta producciÓn que es lindÍsima. con son de tambora. >> se conjunta lo que es la experiencia de grupo manÍa con todo lo nuevo de son de tambora. >> estamos bien agradecidos con esta oportunidad. bien agradecidos, la experiencia y la juventud y es la tremenda fusiÓn, estÁ bien pegado y estae estamos bien contentos y agradecidos. >> son medio charlatanes tambiÉn. [risas] >> pero aprende de la experiencia que ellos tienen y lo juvenil se lo damos nosotros. y nos dan la experiencia y los bailes y le echamos! >> nos estÁs diciendo viejos? [risas] >> viejo, viejo, me voy mÁs lejos. la noticia es que tenemos a la venta este d v d en diciembre. hicimos un tipo de escenario que es como una actividad en tu casa. y todo el mundo va a disfrutar porque es bien interactivo, hay mucho corazÓn, arreglos nuevos y la verdad que hay un montÓn de la distribuciÓn nacional e internacional de la gente de vene music. >> el dÍa estÁ a la venta el
. >> el dÍa que me quieras ha ha ha ha... >> quÉ linda. >> es demasiado temprano para cantar! ido y bien bueno y estamos presentando el corte promocional de esta producciÓn que es lindÍsima. con son de tambora. >> se conjunta lo que es la experiencia de grupo manÍa con todo lo nuevo de son de tambora. >> estamos bien agradecidos con esta oportunidad. bien agradecidos, la experiencia y la juventud y es la tremenda fusiÓn, estÁ bien pegado y estae estamos bien...