. >> fans don't want nickelback performing at the detroit lions game. this game is nationally televised. do we want the rest of the u.s. to associate detroit captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you so much for joining us. we've got to get to the thing... we've got enormous news today, folks. we're all getting sick of the occupy wieters. it's been two months, we get it. income inequality down 1%, 99 red balloons go by. enough, enough. thankfully in the last few days occupy encampments have been decamped in portland, denver, oakland and last night in new york's zucotti park, occupy's birthplace. protestors were removed by says tarn. (laughter) now, my fellow 1%er new york mayor michael bloomberg had to take action. >> from the beginning i've said that the city has two principle goals: guaranteeing public health and safety and guaranteeing the protesters' first amendment rights. but when those two goals clash, the health and safety of the public and our first responders must be the priorit

. >> fans don't want nickelback performing at the detroit lions game. this game is nationally televised. do we want the rest of the u.s. to associate detroit captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) (crowd chanting "stephen") (cheers and applause) ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much. you know what, folks? you know what, folks? i probably shouldn't admit this but hearing you chant my name like that is... well, it's sweeter than mother's milk to me. (laughter) (cheers and applause) nation, thank you. let's get straight to the huge news out of arizona, herman cain held a press conference this evening to address the sexual harassment charges from numerous women coming out of the woodwork. incidentally, i believe his woodwork coming out is one of the thing he's accused of. they've all been anonymous and the latest anonymous woman is sharon bialek. and her accusations are both graphic and specific but don't tell me what they are because i've tivoed them. (laughter) now, cain's press conference was opened by his

. >> fans don't want nickelback performing at the detroit lions game. this game is nationally televised. do we want the rest of the u.s. to associate detroit

. >> fans don't want nickelback performing at the detroit lions game. this game is

pro -- the detroit lions will feature a halftime performance by nickelback. detroit lions will feature a halftime performance by nickelback. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] pro -- >> steve: a pro and a con. >> jimmy: pro and a con. pro -- watching the parade and seeing your favorite float, spongebob squarepants. con -- sitting next to your creepiest relative, uncle bob hand down pants. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] uncle bob hand down pants? that's a weird last name. >> steve: you want a sausage? [ laughter ] a couple of chestnuts? >> jimmy: all right. giblets, yeah, yeah, yeah. and finally, pro -- aunt helen spent the whole dinner taking about how she likes dark meat. [ audience aws ] whoa! con -- she wasn't talking about turkey. there you go, you guys. [ laughter ] that's the "pros and cons." we'll be right back with "shout outs." it's a fun show. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] there are over half a million apps and counting on the iphone. apps that can take you anywhere and do anything. you might say there's no limit ca

more than 43,000 people signed a petition to keep nickelback from performing at the detroit lions gameanksgiving. [ cheers ] the worst part is three of those signatures are from actual members of nickelback. [ laughter ] they don't want to play. >> steve: they don't want to be there. >> jimmy: they've got better things to do. i like nickelback. [ light laughter ] what do they sing again? hey, you guys, this is a crazy, crazy story here. a man in connecticut claims that he won last week's $254 million powerball, but lost the ticket. [ audience ohs ] i know how he feels. the other day i lost an umbrella. so annoying. [ laughter ] that's right. a man says he lost a winning powerball ticket. or, as that guy's dry cleaner put it, i didn't find it anywhere. i checked my new beach house, my new private jet, and my hovercraft. [ laughter ] you guys, we have a great show tonight. give it up for the roots. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have an amazing show tonight. he's made some of the most popular documentaries of all time. michael moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] he's always

. >> upon further review -- ♪ the nfl fans want no part of nickelback performing at half-time at thanksgivingn rockers headline turkey day with the packers. they ask, this game is nationally televised. do we really want the rest of the u.s. to associate detroit with nickelback? >> it was detroit lions fans that started this petition. >> because they're canadiacanad. >> but kid rock lives in michigan, bob seger lives in michigan. >> eminem. >> eminem lives in michigan and they're getting a canadian rock band. >> madonna is from michigan. >> she's from michigan, but doesn't live in michigan. >> wow, these guys are full of information about music. thanks, guys. >> i hope the detroit lions fans win. >>> a tradition at joun brown university when the golden eagles score their first points at their first home game the fans cover the court with toilet paper and, boy, do they do a good job. isn't that impressive? i bet it is quite the cleanup job. they have been tp'ing the first home game. >>> which one of drinks you apparently cannot live without. it's 19 minutes after the hour. [ male announcer ] it

having the rock band nickelback perform at their thanksgiving game and why so many boos. 35 minutes afters for a high. can you believe it? mid-november. can you believe this, too? even with a small backlash against extended black friday hours, retailers hoping for a banner year. one offering huge bargains. toys "r" us that opened at 9:00 last night on thanksgiving night. we're joined by the head of the company, jerry dorch in times square. good morning. excited to hear. you opened at 9:00 p.m. eastern. were there people there? >> there were long lines that started out the door. went down the street and down the block. a recelebratory atmosphere. we're a family store and people had a lot of fun. >> unbelievable to me. were there people shopping at 3:00 in the morning? >> absolutely. all night long. our door busters go all day, so people are still coming in. you can still get the same values anddeals. if you didn't want to come out last night, come this afternoon. >> why do you feel you had to open up on thanksgiving night of all nights? >> it's all about consumer choice. last year we opene

nickelback in detroit. they are supposed to perform this thanksgiving for the lions game. there are 16,000 signatures from angry fans saying the canadian band doesn't represent the city's musical history. others just don't like the band.  >>> he's been d.c.'s chief police for -- she's been d.c.'s chief of police for five years now and today she discussed the possibility of renewing her contract. lanier makes $250,000 a year. her contract goes through april. today she said she has no reason to leave. >> it's just such a fun job. truly i love the city and the pd and what i do. as long as i feel that way, yeah. >> lanier also discussed the georgetown shooting on halloween night. the teen is still in critical condition. no one has been charged. lanier called it a very dangerous night. >>> a superhero out of a job in seattle. phoenix jones wearing a costume while breaking up fights around town was fired from his day job teaching children with autism. he's not allowed to work with children at all after this video was released. he was arrested earlier th

detroit area recently signed a petition to get the nfl to pick a better or more local band than nickelback to performame. by the time the halftime show rolled around, the performance garnering the big boos was the home team. three interceptions, more than 10 penalties. the game did not have the usual warm thanksgiving feeling thanks to this man. the former nebraska star who met with the commissioner to figure out why he was getting fined. because you make stupid plays like that one, the kick gets him the boot. will definitely get a fine. some say a multigame suspension. it will definitely hit suh in the wallet. it was 14-0 after that touchdown. aaron rodgers, just give him the mvp. he's even better inside than he is in the cold. jones takes this one to the house. 27-15 packers. 11-0 for the first time in franchise history. and finally, the dallas cowboys playing host to the miami dolphins who were woeful and then won three straight games and showed some life again on thanksgiving day with 16-10 in the fourth when the suddenly clutch tony romo finding robinson. loren robinson has touchdowns in five st

see the full performance at jimmykimmellive.com. once again, nickelback! good night! ♪