they stopped allowing any body to use them so they had to go out of business but the guy who had stephen jay found firm he wrote a letter to joe nocera from the new york times he was the first one to publish those photos and he said mr no sara you have destroyed everything and everyone related to stephen jay bound it took forty years to build this berm and three weeks to tear it down i don't know why it took so long to tear the sucker down. because they've been involved in a massive fraud for probably thirty nine of those forty years this guy needs to get on the breadline into the soup kitchen and beg for across the bread out of the way to the gallows but you could apply his own charges against mr no sarah to the whole u.s. economy the u.s. empire it took forty fifty sixty years to build that up and a few months for the bankers to take it down less than a few months one day really in two thousand and eight well it's a good point you know the u.s. economy is built on the back of massive debt expansion and then once it becomes clear that the debt can't be serviced it evaporates like a hologram

jay the intern, everybody. good to see you, how are you, buddy. >> good. >> stephen: now jay, i'm unaware of ever sexually harassing that also. >> i'm not supposed to talk about that because of the agreement. >> stephen: right, right that is one of the things that i am unaware of. you can't talk about it with that pretty little mouth of yours. >> i got to go on a coffee run. >> stephen: you stay right there, jay. not that i don't enjoy watching you walk away. remember, folks, colbert superpac.com is now taking donations. (cheers and applause) okay, jay, as per our agreement, you have to maintain your an on imity, okay so, let's get that an on imity mask on you. just put that on. okay. (laughter) there you go. looks good. all right, jay, now i certainly hope are you not allergic to strawberries. there we go. (cheers and applause) all right. and this is just boilerplate don't touch me stuff, right. >> yeah. >> stephen: okay, great, jay the intern, everybody. thank you very much. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: all right. folks, once again that's colbert superpac.com. and just to sweeten the deal, i am also unaware

. >> stephen: jai, germany, the pope is infallible.e doesn't have to obey your student traffic laws. if he wants to 100 miles per hour backwards down a one way street on the sidewalk texting with one hand while he tokyo drifts through that school zone screaming "i don't give a (bleep) "with his windows down and his system up that is god's will! (cheers and applause) because, everybody knows the holy father has a need for speed. (laughter) he travels at an average rate of six miles an hour! so should the pope fasten his seat belt? yahweh or no way? no way! ladies and gentlemen, the popemobile is the safest car on the road. it doesn't just have a dashboard jesus, it has jesus in the dashboard. the pope doesn't need to wear seat belts because if the pope gets in an accident jesus deploys. (laughter) and if the pope had a little too much of the sacrament, jesus can turn the wine back into water so he doesn't get a d.u.i . speaking of alcohol, folks... (cheers and applause) thank you. my final judgment involves a controversial new billboard

stephen: welcome back, everybody. thank you. folks, we have got big news here at the report. yesterday jay the intern welcomed his son ezra max into the world. so i want to extend my heartfelt congratulations to jay and his family and an even more heartfelt, where are you? i had to get my own coffee today and i done remember how i take it. black, sweet and light, latte, iced? i don't know, i had to drink all four of them! i got so tweaked i bit the ear off a barista so get back here! mi just as cute as ezra. i could do everything can do. i can sleep, i can eat, i can cry, i soil myself. (laughter) >> plus my fon tan el isn't closed either. now that you have a child, jay, i also need to share with you my wisdom as a father. being a parent is a sublime and beautiful adventure. filled with unexpected joys and unimaginable terror. i hope you have enjoyed sleeping, jay, because as a parent, the rest of your nights will be haunted by local news stories like this. >> a few things i never thought would appear in the same sentence, tampons and vodka. do i have your attention? >> stephen: yes. yes,