unfriend me. >> i hope nobody unfriends us today. >> go for and unfriend today. >> time to clean housethe people you don't want anymore. >> friday is homemade bread day. >> jimmy: oh. who doesn't like homemade bread? [ applause ] here's the thing. i know -- i know that all of facebook is a waste of time. i just want to make sure you are wasting your time more efficiently, while you are wasting time, i don't want you wasting time. >> we interrupt the program in progress for this special report. >> good evening, i'm diane sawyer with news you care about. out of ohio. jose just got khloe in the "which kardashian are you" quiz. >> jimmy: okay, we're back? let's go to kaley. you have somebody else on the line? >> i do. this is important. stephen in ohio, he just unfriended mark after he kept facebook chatting with him at 2:00 a.m. saying "what's up playa" and they've never met in person. >> jimmy: that's a good reason. >> yeah, you say that, you're out. >> jimmy: especially that. paul? >> i got one right here. jeff, he unfriended maxim, a strange guy from the czech republic who just has bee

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>> rebecca. >> jimmy: rebecca, who did you unfriend? >> i unfriended veronica. >> jimmy: why?> you know, she's dating this guy friend of mine and she kept hitting on me which is, like, not okay. >> jimmy: oh, really? woo. it's okay with me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy, i'm going to need some alone time in the booth. >> jimmy: you feel better now that you got rid of her? >> you know this is great. i feel really good. >> jimmy: okay, very good. look how good she feels. that's testimony right there. check back in with you a little later, cousin sal. [ applause ] >> this is facebook breaking news. >> good evening, i'm diane sawyer and we have breaking news out of atlanta, georgia, where darius wants to know if anyone has ever licked their own eyeball. we see no replies yet but we'll be sure to keep you posted. >> jimmy: all right, well, i guess there is some important news coming out of facebook. [ applause ] my aunt chippy is not a facebook user. i think -- the closest thing she gets to a computer, even, is a video poker machine she married a few years ago. we thought it would be fun t

>> rebecca. >> jimmy: who did you unfriend? >> i unfriended veronica. >> jimmy: why?> you know, she's dating this guy friend of mine and she kept hitting on me which is, like, not okay. >> jimmy: oh, really? oh. it's okay with me. >> jimmy, i'm going to need some alone time in the booth. >> jimmy: you feel better now that you got rid of her? >> you know this is great. i feel really good. >> jimmy: very good. that's testimony right there. check back in with you a little later, cousin sal. >> this is facebook breaking news. >> i'm diane sawyer. we have breaking news out of atlanta. darius wants to know if anyone has licked their own eyeball. we see no reflips yet but we'll be sure to keep up posted. >> jimmy: i guess there is some important news coming out of facebook. [ applause ] my aunt chippy is not a facebook user. t we thought it would be fun to get a fresh take from someone who never read a status update. weapon had her comb through actual facebook pages. let's see how that went. >> hey, this is aunt chippy. i'm here to go over who to unfriend, defriend, whatever

unfriended. >> this is actually jimmy's second annual unfriend day.n idea he hopes becomes an american tradition. i like it. >> i like it, too. >> it's good. some people get -- unfriend. >> unfriend, click the button. >> let it go. >>> leading up to today, jimmy's been making fun on what some of us post on facebook. >> and he got some fun on someone that usually sits right here. >> good evening. i'm diane sawyer. a developing story to tell you about tonight from joslyn. her phone bugged out and deleted all her contacts. so, please send her your digits, asap. >> wow. thank you, diane. >> i love that. >> i like it. >> she has a sense of humor. >> that's right. got sport. >>> finally, unfriending the kardashians. an online petition asking that e! drop the show "keeping up with the kardashians" is getting thousands of signatures. and the woman behind the drive, says it puts too much emphasis on greed, vulgarity, and consumption. >> that's what makes it fun. >>> for some of you, now, your local news is coming up next. >> for everyone else, a big reveal aft

pants with no questions asked, unfriend.is is a good litmus test. remember "friends" if wouldn't dance in a fountain with someone like on that show, unfriend. they can be your facebook friends as a big pile of leaves in your yard and national unfriend day is a leaf blower and on thursday, i want you to blow your friends. i do. that came out wrong, but you know what i mean. by the way, to save time we call national unfriend day n.u.d. but i want to make sure everyone is clear we're not this n.u.d., that's northshore utility district in washington, that's a different thing. they have a facebook page so feel free to frind them if you want. you can actually n.u.d. the nud. remember, it's not the number of friends you have, it's what do you with those friends. jesus said that in the bible. just to give you an example of someone you should unfriend on thursday, i introduced to you bernardo tappia who ends every sentence with ha ha. on thursday night, 284 friends, now to our unfriending efforts he's down to 443. this is not how it'

unfriend him.here he came from. [ cheers and applause ] i think he'll be happy you did. i really do. maybe he won't. we also have a line of greeting cards, for lack of a better term, to help you with this. this is something we're providing you free of charge. you can send these to anyone you unfriend to lighten the mood. for instance, here is one. this is a card. remember when we met briefly at derek's birthday party last year? me neither. unfriended. right? [ applause ] that's how it goes. here's another one. you plus me plus pictures of your homemade soap? nope. unfriended. all right. this is a good one, too. our facebook friendship is like those farmville crops you posted about 13 times yesterday. dead. and here's one for possibly your dearest relative. i'm sorry for unfriending you, grandma. but i like to get drunk and post pictures of it. i hope you understand. [ cheers and applause ] so, if you have to send one of those cards to an unfriend, they are available on our facebook page, fa faceboo

unfriended. hi, i'm william shatner. being unfriended by someone you kind of know can hurt. can no longer read their status updates, see their spring break photos or deny their farmville requests. you feel low. you feel worthless. but now there's hope. first comes denial. surely they didn't unfriend me. why, i've known dave ever since i met him at that thing. you feverishly refresh the page. could this be sabotage? something must be wrong. next comes anger. so i'm not good enough to write on your wall, then screw you. i have hundreds of other real facebook friends who are just begging to be poked and yet you miss dave. which leads to depression. dave no longer pops up on your news feed. you miss the way you randomly stalked his photo albums at 2:00 in the morning. you miss the picture of his girlfriend on the beach. in a way she was your girlfriend too. you miss it all. but he's gone now and eventually you will move on to acceptance. you were unfriended. it's time to move on. use this new-fund freedom to better yourself. poke new people. upload photos of your dog drinking be

the academy awards got unfriended today by eddie murphy.that he will not host the oscars this year, which was the plan. a day after his friend and director brett ratner resigned as producer of the show after he made some remarks that some people did not like, he stepped down. so i guess the oscars are cancelled this year, right? they have to cancel them. that's a shame. the 45th annual cma awards aired tonight here on abc. eddie murphy did not host that one either. we have a special something from the host of the cmas tonight we'll get to in a couple minutes, stick around. also tonight, "the x factor" on fox. you know, there was some controversy last week when a contestant named leroy bell got caught lip synching during the big opening group number. in case you didn't see it, here's what happened. ♪ i won't run ♪ i won't cry ♪ i will never make it >> jimmy: yeah. real milli vanilli move right there. a spokesperson for fox admitted they do lip sync for the opening performance. they said it's no different from what britney spears has been doi

the academy awards got unfriended today by eddie murphy.urphy announced today that he will not host the oscars this year, which was the plan. day after his friend and director bret rattner resigned as producer of the show after he made some remarks that people different like. i guess the oscars are canceled. that's a shamed. the 45th annual cma awards aired tonight here on abc. we have a special something from one of the hosts tonight we'll get to in a couple of minutes. also tonight, "the x factor" on fox. you know, there was some controversy last week when a contestant named leroy bell got caught lip synching during the opening group number. here's what happened. ♪ i won't run ♪ i won't cry ♪ i will never make it >> reporte . >> jimmy: yeah. a spokesperson for fox admitted that they do lip synch for the opening performance. they said it's no different from what britney spears has been doing for the past ten years. i like that excuse. we lip synch on "x factor" but we do it on "american idol," so it's okay. it's embarrassing. they didn't t

don't know that's that doesn't enter into my thinking i don't know i don't think about that i just unfriended figure out what the market's going to do. whether it was logical or not to me is beside the point. because what counts to me is what is the market's reaction going to be because i'm a speculator i'm trying to make money off the the movement in the price of grain. prices maybe it may have become a little. may have become too extended but the market acts really quite rationally it just takes some time for that rationality to come to fruition and to correct. until the market was corrected another seventy five million people were added to the list of the planet starved raising the total number to nine hundred twenty three million. and this happens at a moments when there is more production than ever in the last decade and there's still enough food to properly feed all the inhabitants of this planet and people have for argued that it's because of increased demand for for meat and dairy products and that's simply not true or superficially a negligible consideration. it is because of specula

plus creates an italian given unfriending will continue on a mix of leaders and the fears and trouble state solution sovereignty because of caution economic measures dictated by brussels. to bring us up to date for the moment more news for you and less than half an hour with my colleague unishe up in the meantime the story of the worst environmental disaster you've never heard of in a place that was once one of the largest mines on the planet you can find out why in a special report coming next. will rogers once somebody asking about my and they said well i just don't make my term anymore and we need. for us to be good stir he gave us we did a terrible job here we better tell. you nothing about future i'd spent half a football game feature oklahoma back in one thousand nine hundred four it was dark . have to appreciate that it was seen that the pitcher offers. so i do nothing really about pitcher at all it became obvious fairly quickly to me that you know we had a hard percentage of kids it more difficult in the classroom super kids but. i had. we knew we had some problems. with the k

plus greeks and italians given unfriending welcome to new unelected leaders amid fears the trouble states are losing sovereignty because of harsh economic measures dictated by brussels. a look back at the past seven days top stories and the latest developments this is the weekly on r.t. and breaking news this hour three people have reportedly been killed in new clashes in cairo after egyptian short soldiers and police launched a major crackdown on protesters in tahrir square tens of thousands have been protesting since friday at a lack of reforms ahead of crucial and actions. on the way to cholera as the latest from neighboring. this is the second straight day that there has been these a vine and clashes in downtown cairo according to be police there's some five thousand demonstrators but we're hearing reports that tens of thousands of people have taken to the streets and thousands of people have been injured really the focal point being taqiyya square once again this was the scene of where we saw an eighteen day revolution earlier a year lead to the ouster of the former egyptian presiden

cars greeks and italians to get unfriended out of the new but i'd like to be dismayed is the troubled state so losing so much into the only measure to take on. right now the leaders of russia belarus and kazakhstan have taken that step stick raising a united economic body and after signing agreements for deeper integration on friday and some of the future plans was a russian radio spokes of exactly appointed head of the eurasian commission a body preceding the new. it's about if i say west of the mysterious democrat so the presidents have signed the declaration on your asian economic integration you have been anonymously approved as they had of a regime economic commission i don't know if that would be a product of congratulate you but at least i think i can address you as the head of the commission we all know that integration process does work better when the world economy is growing but the world economy is on the verge of recession today and neither washington or below are snork as i mean to its effects why is it so important to watch the common economic space today. that unless y

it turns out the woman was just angry because he dumpsed her and unfriended her on facebook. >> i canthe dumping. >>> i will be on a flight this afternoon. >> a fairly straightforward day for you. not much going on out there. >> no travel concerns. should be a nice afternoon. looking good. you can work out the food outdoors. 41 degrees in temple hills and at dulles. 39 in quantico. light wind this morning. yesterday there were gusts 50 miles an hour. let's look at what's happening outside. temperatures this morning 20 degrees cooler than yesterday morning. cooler there is in place. 7 miles an hour for the bend in quantico. five in hagerstown and gaithersburg. what's happening across the nation crystal clear. except for the west coast, a little stormy so there could be delays at san francisco. for us today, comfortable upper 50's, sunny skies. we should be 55. clear and cold tonight, 31-41. tomorrow, even nicer. sunny skies, pleasant, lotus mid 60's. -- low to mid 60's. mid 60's friday to the weekend. the next system could arrive sunday. four good days and then it becomes a little bit

has fallen over for princess percent unfriend for financials are seeing the worst decline with credit agricole down eleven and a half percent in societe generale fold and over fourteen percent barclays lost nine point three percent and us here read across russia. is losing over five percent this album isaacs is down nearly three percent earlier trading has been suspended on the wires it's due to technical reasons now let's have a look at some individual share moves on my six most energy mage's a down on cheap oil crude with gazprom losing more than two percent banking stocks are no exception would be under four percent in the red and russia's telecommunications major ross telecom is bucking the trend company approved by about programs worth half a billion dollars. capital flight from russia is expected to double by the end of the year to seventy billion dollars the central bank says investors are leaving emerging nations amid global economic uncertainty the performances to expected to be better than in two thousand and eight when one hundred thirty playin dollars left russia in the fo

it was to seek revenge against a lover who unfriended her on facebook. she was charged with providing false and misleading information. she was being held on $20,000 bound. >>> more information is merging in regards to that hell's angel shoot out. two members of the rival gang were wounded. leaders of the two gangs negotiated a truce just before the violence started. according to a nearly 300 page transcript jeffrey pedigrew assured the leader everything was going to be all right. minutes later he was dead. >>> time magazine has come out with the a list of 50 top inventions of 2011. no surprise apple was on the list with their iphone virtual assistance. the police didn't is on the list. they are recognized for they police program. the didn't uses past crime statististics to predict the location of future crime and assigns officers. the department says they have seen a reduction. >>> next, a good excuse to never leave the couch. one company says it knows the key to finding the best shopping deals. a speak peek, next. >>> plus, san jose marks one time on n

. >> unfriending and unfollowing. prince harry. we teased him. >> he was in vegas this weekend.sn't that naughty. i wish he was naughtier. i went to see oh! he loved it. he was drinking coronas. he was gambling and was very excited about all the free -- they bring you free cocktails. >> it's always the richest people excited about the free stuff. >> isn't that the case, kathie lee? >> it's craziness. don't look at me. i'm a 99%. >> i enjoy the free wine you're served here. >> not really. i give it all back and then some. thank you, andy. take care, sweetheart. >>> up next, how a mother of five becomes a presidential candidate. we'll talk with congresswoman michele bachmann. [ male announcer ] tom's discovering that living healthy can be fun. see? he's taking his vitamins. new one a day vitacraves plus omega-3 dha is a complete multivitamin for adults. plus an excellent source of omega-3 dha in a great tasting gummy. one a day, gummies for grown-ups. ♪ in a great tasting gummy. like so many great pioneers before me, guided only by a dream. i'm embarking on a journey of epic propo

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