waah. your days of running around this city like a cowboy are over! i am jimmy justice! (audience reacts) >> jimmy has been the dynamic douchebag for as long as we can remember. >> i've been called a pest, a gadfly, an ass (bleep), a piece of crap. doesn't determine me in any way, shape, or form. >> like all superheroes, jimmy leads a double life. by day he's a mild-mannered audio systems engineer. but by slightly later in the day he's a stalker of police. and, of course, he has a trusty sidekick. >> i am absolutely not jimmy justice's sidekick. >> just what a sidekick would say. a sidekick concerned for jimmy's safety. >> i saw these videos and the first thing i thought about was, wow, one day somebody's going to kick his ass. >> oh, but that's not going to be easy. tell them why, jimmy. >> i'm trained in judo and jujitsu and i'm not afraid of somebody trying to kick my ass. >> yeah! bring it on! (laughter) i will not be intimidated. i'm going to keep doing this as long as i have to. >> and like many superheroes... >> who is spider-man? he's a criminal. >> jimmy justice