let's say you feel a tremor and it's going to shake, what are you going to do? all right. 40 people said -- >> where we going to go? >> under a table. >> [laughter]. >> going to be survival of the fitef. fittest. if you have a table go under the table. look above you, what's going to fall. what's going to hit your head. most of the chairs decent. if you are in a movie theatre or stadium what do you do? the same thing. these chairs are not heavy dutiy but covering your head is most important. if it's an empty room go against the wall and cover your head. a lot of cut in disaster heads and arms will get cut. those you can control the bleeding where as the head injury is harder. cover your head, the most important thing to do. we cover, beaware. 15 seconds. in the marina people said it felt like a minute. if you are covering yourself under the table and it's shaking what will happen in 30 seconds? you look up, where's the table. hold on to the table. if you are inside, stay in don't go from the known to the unknown. if you are downtown in an office building or shopp

so you need to do the right that they can go baby yes unless you go to look. for it ok ok we're going to take your money ok ok ok ok ok i'll do kink is the greatest hospital right is only right yes they saved me and my baby so they are good really really good. this is proof that we're picking up on raw samples county supervisor. that opens the door. monday morning at eight o'clock this hospital be open to the patients. watson will broke in the south central area of los angeles county. and watch was put on the map not only in california but by permission of the world. in one thousand six hundred five because of the riots six days of rioting in a negro section of los angeles left behind scenes from innocent of war torn city much of south central los angeles seem to be on fire up fire killing five point unemployment or education and things like a like a health care policy. that might call commission said the countess believe hospital. just think that we had a section of los angeles county. over a third of a million citizens without adequate hospital care when i tr

you have $100. you're goinget. [ light laughter ] all right. it's your turn. let's go. [ drum roll ] [ shouting ] >> i'm going to go with 12. >> jimmy: number 12. emily! ♪ emily emily, emily emily, emily ♪ >> jimmy: dump that money on his head. no, no. it is -- [ sad tuba ] dried leaves. a very dry area over here. very dry. all right, my man. [ drum roll ] what are you thinking? [ shouting ] >> five. >> jimmy: five? >> five. >> jimmy: number five, leslie! ♪ leslie >> jimmy: leslie, dump that $100 on his head. no. [ audience ohs ] [ sad tuba ] all right. thank you, leslie. [ elephant trumpets ] that is melted "late night" snack ice cream. [ elephant trumpets ] oh, you guys. [ audience ohs ] you guys know what that sound means. it's time for "double trouble." >> "double trouble!" "double trouble!" [ cheers ] yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right. "double trouble." each of you will pick a bucket, and we'll pour them at the same time. my man, what bucket are you going for? >> going for 11. >> jimmy: all right. go

that's going to hospital i did over fifty i know you. will only go jr who's a month and that right you know as a family what you're going to have already let me do this sort first not bring him i was pregnant yet and she could meet contracting and just. as a young man to do this it was that i didn't know you know goodness if she doesn't want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it it's just being blunt i mean i'm going to have a look around her leaders have you had three and i pass it off so i'm on next project that you haven't enough. to get to that i have a woman think once you stand up and sidewalks for us. like we can do that should blood pressure already. or you feel stan. lee. they are not telling you not to run the sweetie. so you need to do the right thing for your baby that's less your goals. ok ok ok we're going to go to martin luther king ok quest for the king is the greatest hospital for it is only right yes now they say that me and

you are going to get drenched. we don't you stand over here. finn, you go over there. your glass of water. okay, for you. and this is a joke for you to read. remember, these are yo mama jokes. audience, please keep in mind that you'll be voting both on the delivery of the joke and the spit take. take a large sip. [ light laughter ] yeah, go for it. [ laughter ] locked and loaded. locked and loaded. all right, hold the water in your mouth until you hear the full joke. and then let go on your friend. are you both ready? >> yeah. >> jimmy: all, right. tell the joke. >> your mama is so fat, she got baptized at sea world! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] boy, how does that feel? let's take a look at that one more time in slow motion. ♪ there you go. ♪ very good. thank you guys for playing. let's bring our next contestants. thanks, guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you, buddy. how you doing, man? how are you? >> good. >> jimmy: good. what is your name? >> nick. >> jimmy: nick. >> mike. >> jimmy: mike, and how long have you guys k

you know what i'm saying? she told me to go and put in the application for the marriage, and that's the reason why i come to you and asked you about going about getting married. >> what do you think changed her mind? >> i have no idea. >> she's noticeably upset. yeah. yeah. probably need to straighten that up, whatever miscommunication might be taking place. >> yeah, definitely. all right. >> okay. see you later. >> apparently, she's mad at me for some reason. i don't know. i don't know why she's mad at me. this is news to me. you know, she's the one that asked me to get the ball rolling on getting the marriage going, you know? and, you know, i don't know what's happening. >>> coming up, terrance mosley's problems forces the warden to take matters into his own hands. >> we came to an agreement if you keep your nose clean then i cut you loose. but you couldn't do that. on november 26th you can make a huge impact by shopping small on small business saturday. one purchase. one purchase is all it takes. so, pick your favorite local

look up so you know where you are going and you can see where you're going to climb. walk vertically. don't step off to the side of the ladder. kind of common sense. make sure you read chapter 7 through the . >> this class is managing a disaster. what happens and how do we fit in? emergency operation plan, everything is going to go through the mayor. you have the office of emergency services, everything is supposed to come together over on turk street. that's where the ham radio base station is going to be. that's where they will have a set up. they will be communicating with all the different emergency response districts. that's where we fit in. we're going to fit into this emergency response staging thing into nert staging districts. each response district has its own little (inaudible) then the nert groups are broken up into the corresponding emergency response districts and they are located at our fire department, battalion chief stations, basically there's a battalion chief there, he will be like the little commander of that district as far as we're concerned and

i've been on this and you can go slow. ou do this all day long, this is a lot. >> and you can actually work without being -- >> yeah, the laptop is up here. i've been e-mailing and facebooking. >> one of those ergonomic chairs can cost up to 200 more than that. >> good for you, sara, the one who doesn't need it. >> i know, right? >>> up next, our ambush team hits the plaza to give two lucky ladies a makeover. >> and they're ready to show off their hot new look right after this. >>> time for our plaza ambush makeovers where we pluck two lucky ladies from the crowd and give them a head-to-toe new look. >> and they probably did a lot of plucking yesterday. i didn't write this stuff, folks. our makeover team -- here they are. how was it out there? >> oh, it's great. the day after thanksgiving everyone is a few pounds extra, but what the hey. >> my mom does call you louie, by the way. here we are, our first lucky lady, merriam valdez from fresh meadows new york. she has not changed her hair style since she was 18 and has been to

why wouldn't you go on twitter and tweet? elf out so, so thinly amongst my audience that i just like some bits, like my recycle bits, left to myself. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it is green week, but i was gonna say -- what do you call it? like, i wanna know what you're doing. i wanna know what you had for breakfast. >> no, no, you don't, really. >> jimmy: it's fun though. what did you have for breakfast? >> you don't really want to know what i had for -- well, i mean -- >> jimmy: no, i really do >> well, maybe i don't want to tell you what i had for breakfast. >> jimmy: i know but that's -- >> maybe it's -- you know -- >> jimmy: isn't that the fun of it, though? >> you're at my breakfast table, then you're in the bedroom, then you're in the bathroom. you know? [ light laughter ] it's crazy. >> jimmy: well, let's just start at the breakfast table. >> no, no, the bathroom, the bathroom. >> jimmy: i don't wanna know about the bathroom. >> no, but i wanna tell you about the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know w

let's go to hospital maybe you know fifty i know you. won't go to dinner who's a month doesn't that you know as a family what you're going to have already let me do this as a service not bring him home with crack and yet she could meet the tracking and just i think. as a young man to do this it was that although i didn't know you know goodness if she doesn't want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it it's just being blunt i mean i'm going to have a grammar leaders have you had three and i pass it off so i'm not next project that you haven't enough. to do yet i think that you actually have a woman think once you stand up and find walks for us. i like when i see can be that. blood pressure already. or you feel standing. clearly. they're not telling you not to run the sweetie. so you need to do the right thing for your baby that's less you can also look. ok ok ok we're going to hear martin luther king ok ok quest for the king is the greatest hos

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what are you going to get out of faking it? >> sometimes you want it over with right? >> then you're obviously with somebody that's not worth it. >> not me. >> lesley's going like this. >> sometimes you just want to go to sleep. you're tired. >> we would like to hear from you. >> yes, we would. >> there is another study that comes out that women don't like cuddling as much as guys do. >> they did another survey. it's usually the other way around. >> they want to cuddle because they think we're really satisfied. wasn't it great, honey? they didn't realize not only did you just fake it, you also don't want to cuddle with them. is anybody having sex with someone they really like? >> you can really like them and do that occasionally. i'm sure people -- i'll be curious to see what our facebook people think of that. yesterday it was a big surprise in the kotb house because my mom is semi retiring. i flew to d.c. after the show. my brother, his wife and hanna, we all were going to tip toe in. i learned two things. number one -- it's always great to show up. here is the worst v

what are you going to ask learnt are you looking over your shoulder do you feel comfortable walking other straights . he might be excited because he seems to be a bit of a submissive and we know this from his history because of course a headline from a few weeks ago was phone hacking and it colson helped spin story of george osborne and dominate tricks so apparently george osborne had been involved with some drug taking dominate tricks through the news of the murdoch press broke a story that osborne was caught in and out of them. he claims. all of submissive that means that the prostitute that he hired spits in his face and slaps him around like a little ph as they say down in the hip hop scene and he loves it he loves to be that's his joy. it could explain why many people say that bankers are the ones responsible for installing leaders but then hand over all the assets of the nation to us so it makes sense that repeatedly in the u.k. since the deregulation the big bang as they call it it's we've had tories or

for this defined scope of services you are going to pay this much money. if i'm really efficient and i get it done in less than than i guessed, the money goes in my office. that way you are protected against the fee goes stratospheric. or the contract to be written, these are our hourly rates, we'll do what it takes to get the project done and that's commonly referred to as the open checkbook approach. and there's some projects where that's appropriate, but that's fairly unusual. it's just a question of what you agree to. >> sometimes, many times your architect will ask you -- look, the basic design and construction will cost x, i can guarantee it, but because it might take 6 to 9 months, for that kind of work, we will keep track of that separately, we'll have to do that which the hour because it might cost me $10; it might cost me $100. >> is it wise for the owner to do it themselves? go to the hearing, talk to the neighbor it is, explain it all out? . >> that depends, mark, entirely on the ability of the owner. some know enough to give it a good try.

you go there?ou don't know me. >> steve: please, don't go there. >> jimmy: i'd appreciate it if you didn't go there. >> steve: don't go there. >> jimmy: pro -- the lockout has lasted over 130 days. for most players, that's feels like a lifetime. con -- for kris humphries, it feels like two marriages. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers ] a long time. pro -- kobe bryant has considered trying out for a team in italy. con -- dirk nowitzki has considered trying out to be one of those cave men from the geico commercials. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? [ applause ] really? >> jimmy: they still doing those commercials? are they still doing those? i don't know. but, he's trying out. >> steve: i thought it was the gecko now. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> steve: huh? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: pro -- it's just a matter of time before you once again seeing someone driving hard to the hole and trying to score. con -- especially if you work for herman cain. [ audience oohs ] don't go there. >> steve: why would yo

those going to hospital. only. you only go under those a month and that was a very what you're going to have. to let me do this for first time bring him in with dragons and he could be contracting and just i think. he's a young man to you. know my goodness if he doesn't got want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it that's just being blunt i've been running hard like about hundred leagues and i pass it off so i'm next from good and you have a muffin. if you didn't. have a glimmer think once you stand up and sidewalk forth. that like we don't see you can do that but your blood pressure is already. or you will stand. by me. they're not really not the rumble sweetie. so you need to do the right pace and go baby just let you go says look. of it ok ok we're going to go tomorrow ok ok ok ok. i don't think is the greatest hospital or it's only right yes they say we are babies like they are really really good. this is proof that t

what's going to happen is you are still six/five and they're going to review you. any change in your custody level will be in that process. you still need to follow that protocol for a level six step five. >> okay. >> have a good day. enjoy the five. >> whatever. i got 60 days to go home. by the time the process happens i'll be lucky if i get two weeks to come out on the tier with people. you know? so anything is better than nothing, i guess. you interact with somebody physically because there's no physical contact. you can't talk to no people. our visits are through glass. it's not the same. you know what i mean? hopefully they'll let me out on the tier where i can interact with people and talk and work on my social skills a little bit. you know? >> even though conrad has just been told he will get none of the special privileges the others in his new unit do, he still talks a good game. >> i'm just hoping they let me out to population, like, you know, be able to walk around, play cards, work out with people and stuff. that is a big deal. >> kind of weird, no? comi

you? >> somehow i knew that was going to happen. >> you knew what was going to happen? his. >> what's this? have a seat on that stool there, if you would. >> in ohio we saw really for the first time multiple guys say that they had seen one of our past three investigations. and it did surprise me. because i'm thinking, well, if you saw the previous show, you know, what are you doing here? >> ronnell, do you ever watch television? >> uh-huh. >> do you ever watch "dateline nbc"? >> yeah, and i've seen this on tv. >> you've seen this on tv before? >> i pretty much knew it was going to happen. >> you knew it was going to happen. what made you think that this was going to happen? >> for one, which i think is kind of -- i think it really, you know, is kind of like misleading in a way, but from what i just knew, i could tell because of how she just kept trying to see if i was really going to come. if i was really going to come, you know. >> so you smelled a rat? >> yeah. >> but you came anyway? >> yeah. >> why? >> something i did. >> something you did. >> yeah. >> you feel sorry

jake, where you are going? y already or do you have any left? >> i have none. >> jimmy: you have none left? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. you sneaky kid. all right. there you go. c.j. and jake, everybody. thank you guys. have fun at disneyland. we'll be right back with kristen stewart. ♪ [ gasps ] that's doris! she's a black friday living legend. she even named her kid "black friday." [ woman 2 ] whoa. [ male announcer ] black friday's here. deals start thursday 10 pm. but we're open all day and night so you don't have to wait outside. the only place to go on black friday. walmart. oh, brother. hey, guys. ni-i-i-ck. oh... i thought those were put out for me. i did it again. no worries, nick. [ sighs ] say, nick, you must be busy this holiday. oh, yeah, with all the great savings we got going on, it's been crazy. ooh, i got to dash away. customers lining up. ♪ [ male announcer ] this holiday, chevy's giving more. ♪ were going to run a 3d commercial this year. in fact we made one, but it didn't test well. here

forward are going to have to you know. decide what type of society they want to construct and one of the great things about what's happening today is for the first time we're going to actually have that opportunity to engage in the important public debates intellectual exchange is democratic bargaining and negotiation that all emerging democracies have to go through in order to develop a broad consensus on the basic norms and values of what constitutes a just society there's a lot of you know things that have to be reconciled there's a lot of different ideological currents but that will hopefully take place nonviolently will take place in a free and fair media it will take place in a democratic parliament and and that's how you know every society that is democratic has gone through these phases tunisia is experiencing its first democratic moment i think we have to be a little bit patient here i think we have to be supportive of creating strong civil society supporting basic principles so that tunisians can have the right to

it's almost over. >> i don't want to let you go. >> i love you. >> i'm going to call you tonight at 9:05. >> time to go. >> get a hug? >> it's sad. just to see him leave, not being able to touch him for a while. i just really want him to come home. >> i'm just glad that i seen her on my birthday. it was a -- to me it was a gift. it was a gift to me. >>> coming up -- >> he cannot make it. he cannot rec with anyone. >> a new chapter for devon gallop. >> we had to do something about that. >>> at boston's suffolk county jail, maintaining the safety of inmates and staff is a top priority. key to that goal is identifying and segregating inmates with violent histories, inmates like devon gallop. >> he's pretty notorious here due to his gang affiliation and willingness to fight not only inmates, but staff, he cannot make it housed with anyone, he cannot rec with anyone, and so we had to do something about that. >> the first step was housing gap loll in a one-man segregation cell. now, even though he has an open case in a nearby court, jail officials have appealed to the state prison system to

you are going through life. you meet a remarkable person. you get a remarkable break or a bad thing happens, you are tossed out of your company, what we noticed is that there are these multiplicative moments a distortion moments when a luck event happens, and there is this ability when the luck event happens to zoom out and say, should i allow this luck event to disrunt my plans, to disrupt my life, if the answer zero to that is yes, they how do we make the very most of this luck? so you are going along and have your plan and steps and all of a sudden something intersects you, good orad, and when the question is at that moment, do you seize it, do you grab it or just let it slip and when the really critical pt, do you build and build and build so you go along, luck event, multiplicative but it is not the luck events that is multiplicative but the recognition and the return on that luck when it comes. one of the things i think i dn't understand until just a few years ago was the incredible importance of recognizing those moments and when they

you should go we're strongly recommending it we can't force you to go one have a good healthy baby right. those going to hospital maybe you. know you. won't we'll let you know who's month and that you're a family what you're going to have. to let me do this is her first time i was pregnant and she could be contracting in just. as a young man to do this it was that all of the greatest if she doesn't got want to go with us well the worst possible case scenario is the baby can come out good and that's just being we're not going to sugarcoat it it's just being blunt i mean having a growth under a leadership you had three and i was it tough so i'm not going from didn't you know nothing about it. if you didn't think that i have a woman think once you stand up in front walk forth. that like we just see you can do that well first of all already. are you still standing. please. they are not telling you not to run will soon. so you need to do the right bank and go baby that's less he goes look. at ok ok we're going to your money ok ok i'll just across the road the king is the greatest hospital for

if you go in there as you know, and you -- even though he's strong as a horse, and you're not relaxed, you're going to get tired. it's all about relaxation. concentration. and focus. which is key elements with -- when you're acting. tavis: since you mentioned freddie's name two or three times i can't let this conversation end without asking you, who you like in the fight this weekend. >> somebody asked me that the other day. this weekend. freddie. i thought you meant the other one coming up. tavis: so manny and -- >> marquez. tavis: yeah. exactly. you like manny in this fight? >> here's the way i look at it. whoever freddie roach is training, i'm rooting for. that's the way it is. tavis: manny in this fight. ok. so pacquiao -- >> yes. tavis: it ain't -- >> if freddie switched camps i would be rooting for the or guy. tavis: are you soarius? >> i love freddie. anybody who said to me i was losing in a fight in miami, and you aren't doing too good and about even. the other guy was beating me a little bit. i went back to the corner. my hometown. and freddie goes like this, you want to go b

go there. it's not about you don't really want to go to sag harbor as you want what you had. >> okay or not okayonal thanksgiving vacation with the family to go on vacation with our other? you say as long as you're grateful for your life, your life is your own. >> hoda says thanksgiving is for family. carve your turkey and carve out time for your family. >> you know what? go to the beach another time with your lover. >> what if you don't like your family? >> go to the beach immediately. we've been telling you about our thanksgiving thankful contest. we actually have a winner. we are going to call like a cold call, blind call. we don't know if the person is up. they are likely not awake. >> because it is on the west coast. >> the winning family is from oregon, ontario, oregon. >> wake up. >> wake up. we are about to call you. what are their names? what are their names? let's ring it. >> michelle and her husband. >> come on, ring it. >> here is the story as we're making the phone call. >> it's ringing. >> is this michelle? oh, no. we can hear christine in the control room. >> this is riveting tv.

thank you so much i mean when you are now right now going right you never going to get. there are. this merger of the amber story on the way. it is telling the truth. about a twenty five foot tall. you can see that there's a lot of things. i think i know about the attorneys on the floor. on the you know your children at least the whole thing ok. let's get. lucky. you know access and nothing gets in the silesian again their counsel to. take a deep breath. and. i first came here four years ago we were averaging nine fifty a day. or average you know it was under three hundred calls one runs a day claire had first come on that yes. we handle six hundred thousand i'm going to see calls a year but the calls around me and inside there's been an explosion in call it it's about eighty two percent of what we do the fire departments medical and at the private person. i get i just get it perfectly now here's the address of your emergency is there any please is there please. and i just don't believe you are the strong one year deal kay i want your son her restorations mommy. i want to come arres

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>> there you go. you ready to go in there? you wanted a roommate earlier. want to go in there now? no. you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. you want to cut people. you cut your teacher. >> no, i don't. >> open the door. open the door. >> no, i don't. >> you want to go in there? >> no, i don't. you want to cut people, though. >> no, i don't. i don't. i don't. i don't. >> waste of time. >> you hear me? trying to take the rest of my life. they don't never want to let me go back to my mother. you hear me. >> merry christmas. get out of here. >> no, it wasn't. >> think about what you're doing. because every time you do something stupid, this is where your mother's going to visit you. >> i wasn't. >> step right up. >> big man. three weeks before you end up in here. that's life for you. you don't want this. >> you really have nothing in here. you only got yourself. that's crazy. >> never come here. it's not good. especially for little kids. >> don't know how to fold clothes, huh? >> that's not the way. fold it the right way. >> in boston, there's a lot

there you go. eople make some noise. we got world famous ufc referee, herb dean in the house. let him hear it, herb dean. >> steve: oh yeah! >> jimmy: here we go, hairy hell has been unleashed. now approaching the ring, weighing in at 0.001 ounces with a record of 12 wins, no losses, and trying to set the record straight. hailing from under the nose of herman cain -- it is herman cain's mustache. >> steve: oh he just got a cue to do the hairy -- his for 13 years. >> jimmy: this 'stache just can't keep it in his pants. and his opponent, weighing in at 0.00 and a quarter ounces. with a record of 10 wins, no losses, and dozens of best selling video games worldwide. he's a plumber. he's got a brother. he's super mario's mustache. and he's won six others. >> steve: if there's a video game hell -- this violent test is getting top score, brock. >> jimmy: bedlam has broken out! it's sheer pandemonium in the ring. [ bell rings ] okay. all, right. all, right. order has been restored. [ laughter ] let's go to

they said, "how are we going to get you guys to go back to paper?" you have a crook who stays until 8:00 or 9:00 at night with an ipad, competing with a bureaucrat who is using five -- who is going home at 5:00 and using paper. the major inhibitor to change is the center for medicaid services, which is an inherently obstructive paper-based bureaucracy that stops us from getting into a better future. [applause] >> i would like to bring up an issue by the current governor of georgia. the eligibility standards for medicaid -- those eligibility standards were significantly eroded by actions that were initiated by then-speaker pelosi. i mentioned in my remarks how they set up a requirement for citizenship which included a birth certificate and other identifying documents. it has now been reduced to attesting to a nine digit number. which you restore that standard? >> absolutely, i would restore that. we should not make it easy for people to cheat. we cannot get on an airplane without showing the right kind of identification. it is not just restoring the re

going to do worse. by starting that smaller retailers it gives you a significant advantage as you go into these larger retailerso make sure that you do get it right. >> this is just one company's story about how it landed deals with major retailers. as you heard both executives say in the piece, every business owner has a unique experience. let's bring in this week's board of directors. karen waxman is a former manufacturer's rep who is now president of product for profit. she teaches entrepreneurs how to market and sell their products to major retailers. stella grizont is the founder of woopaah, a new company that designs creative team building experiences. and mike michalowicz is the author of the best-selling book, "the toilet paper entrepreneur" and he is the founder of obsidian launch that provides online behavioral marketing services. great to see you all. and congratulations stella. >> thank you. >> since you were on last time you launched a company. karen, thanks so much for joining us today. i'm going to start with you. this is a question we -- i've gotten it so many times over the past six years, of h

there you go. laughter ] potato chips are salty. they're crunchy and addictive. potato chips. keep that in mind, pals. all right? >> got it. >> jimmy: and since we always play fair, we're going to have you put on this dome of silence. so here it goes there. [ laughter ] there you go. it's not embarrassing at all. it looks really cool. [ laughter ] can you hear anything? >> i can hear you talking and music. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so then, this doesn't work at all. [ laughter ] if you can hear me talking, then i'm -- you shouldn't hear me either. hey, how are you? >> hey, i'm good. >> jimmy: how about now? can you hear anything now? >> no. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: she just said "no." okay, whatever. [ laughter ] "can you hear anything?" "oh, no. i can't hear anything." [ laughter ] okay, here we go. [ laughter ] "oh, no. i can't hear anything at all." [ laughter ] all right, pal. are you ready? >> yes. i'm ready. >> jimmy: all right, good. all right. i hope you have a great memory, okay? 'c

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you have the whole thing going. >> yes, i do. ave something to do with superman. >> jimmy: and well they should. all right. well, thank you very much, chris. >> you're welcome. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, who do we have next? we've got -- >> hi, i'm spongebob! >> jimmy: that's our friend spongebob. and let's now meet the man behind the sponge. [ applause ] your name is not bob, correct? >> yeah. it's not. >> jimmy: introduce yourself. >> my name is bernard golden. >> jimmy: bernard golden and his costume is golden. isn't that interesting? do you feel naked when you're not encased in a block of yellow foam? >> i sure do, you know. i feel real naked. >> jimmy: all right, all right. thanks. pretty normal. who is next? who do we have? >> my name is the incredible hulk! >> jimmy: okay. that's the incredible hulk. and let's meet the incredible hulk in real life. what's your name? >> i'm joe mcqueen as the incredible hulk. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> originally from north carolina. >> jimmy: and joe, you appear to be wearing s

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