[ding] tommy! all the clips showed people almost frozen from fear, so "petrified" must mean "so scared you can't move." they were almost as petrified as him. that is correct, tommy. "petrified" means "so scared you can't move," and phil is indeed petrified. uh-huh. congratulations! you are today's winner. huggy, show him what he's won. it's an official word girl microphone. [gasps] phil, what's the matter now? i'm scared of public speaking. but you speak into a microphone every time you're on this show. oh, my goodness! you're right! that's it for today's episode. see you next time on... "may i have a word!" ♪ word girl

(elevator bell dings) (chuckles) sorry.sist on that hand? i need more o.r. time. sure. go schedule an o.r. oh, and, uh, wish me luck. i'm about to tell a guy his crappy day just got crappier. (callie) considering all you went through, you were lucky, really. that sounds like a setup for bad news. uh... (sighs deeply) some of the bones in your hand were pulverized. oh. there was extensive nerve and tissue damage. i'll know more once we get in the o.r. and clean it up, but there's a chance you could lose these two fingers. look, i know it's a shock... damn it. but you survived a terrible accident-- son of a-- whoa. holy crap. what are you-- uh, wh-what are you doing? oh, no, no, that's not a weapon. um-- that--that's a-- a spitsticker. i-i do-- i do woodcarving, um, wood prints. i, uh, i carry this stuff with me 'cause i have a lot of downtime on my job. i... okay. um, i'm sorry. it's just, you kinda... yeah. and that scared the hell outta me. i was just looking for my phone to--to call my wife. okay. (chuckles) are you gonna

[ding] [ding] [ding] - you ready, howie? - [hoarse voice] yeah.k] - it's time for one of america's game shows-- "friends or aunts." and here's your host-- bob bobson. - [laughs] - whoo-hoo-hoo! - oh, thank you. hello, hello. and welcome to the only game show that tests your knowledge of your friend or your aunt. [recorded applause] let's meet today's contestants. - is it on? - it just started. - wow. this is like my seventh favorite game show. - with us we have lisa heffenbacher and her friend hector... - [cheering] - go hector! go lisa. - and over here we have annie scrambler and her beautiful aunt sandy scrambler. [chuckles] ok, let's get started. you know the rules. the youngest contestant goes to the booth first, so, lisa, that means you're up. into the booth you go. now, lisa, can you hear me? [chuckles] of course she can't. she's in a soundproof booth. - [laughter] - all right, hector. you know the rules? - yeah. - then here we go. hector. what is lisa's favorite animal? write your answer now. - totally dogs. lisa loves dogs. - done. - done.

ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. >> that was you as god in the film "bruce almighty." in assuming the mantel of god. >> no. why would i? >> did you like playing god? >> yes. it was fun. it was fun. and you know, i could tell the writer-director, who was tom shadyac, he would say, you know, so he does this and that happens. no, no, no, no, no. no. that happens because i think it, not because i did anything. i'm not going to wiggle my nose or make a little gesture, you know. if i want it to happen, it happens. and he went along with that. that's what i mean by directors who listen. you asked me before if i was a god-fearing man. >> yeah. >> and i said -- >> you don't fear anyone. >> right. i'm god. now, that sounds frivolous. but what i mean is that if god exists it only has to -- it can only exist in you, not outside you. right? >> absolutely. >> right. do i believe in life after death? my real belief is that life and death are a continuum, within needs the other. >> where do you physically continue, do you think? >> if you -- when you die, you feed something that lives

(elevator bell dings) i need to speak with her immediately? (sighs) (elevator bell dings) hey.ate was just looking for you, head all full of steam. ugh. tell her i'm on a murder case. unh-unh. i watch telenovelas. you two ain't sticking me in the middle. this story has a tragic end with no survivors. (indistinct conversations) (morris) so c.s.u. found some fingertip impressions on the rear bumper of the car, caked in dirt. right where you push a car off the road. any ridge detail? no, just a crosshatch pattern. the killer probably wore gloves. but they also found this fancy key lodged in the driver's seat. i'll do you one better. remember daniel's cell phone? yeah. there was an unsent text message on the screen. before he died, he typed out, "i have to say something." who was he gonna send it to? just comes up a first name--"vicki." and you traced the number? she's one of his neighbors. (indistinct conversations) (school bell rings) (indistinct conversations) (woman speaks indistinctly) kate? lacey, what happened? are you okay? i-i got sick in class. what are you doing here? uh

oh, please, senor ding-a-ling.p with an english batman and superman. we're the ones that should complain for these english people taking over our jobs! are you having a hard time with this, dude? hey, wait a minute. [laughter] robert downey jr. is a natural for this role because in the movie "iron man" he was a crime fighter, with a beautiful assistant played by gwyneth paltrow. and in "sherlock holmes" he's a crime fighter with a beautiful assistant with jude law. jude law is sherlock's special friend. you know? you know, dr. watson, his long time companion, you know that man who stuff's his pipes? are you insinuating that gray and holmes are gay? no, shut up! they're just like better -- bert and ernie -- all right that's a bad example. do we have a picture of jude law? there it is. [laughter] that's nice. let me see that again. yeah. ♪ i can feel it in the air tonight ♪ [laughter] it couldn't have been easy for detectives back in the days of sherlock holmes because the c.s.i. black light hadn't been detected if s

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] [ carriage return whirs ] [ ding ] [ whir ] [ splash!, beethoven. no, i'm steinway. beethoven couldn't make it. andy. another request. [ fires ] from his earliest performances, victor borge found the comedy in music... and the music in comedy. ♪ aaaaa! ♪@#! he did something with perry como, and i can't remember if it was at the hollywood bowl, but it was outside somewhere and i guess there was some kind of echo. and here now, prior to his return on broadway, in one of his famous one-man shows, the delightful mr. victor borge. [ fanfare pls, audience applauding ] thank you very much. i wish this show had been done indoors. [ laughter ] i went all over the hall and i met some friends up in toronto there in the corner. hi there in toronto. um... i'm going to play a little composition and i'm going to dedicate it to an uncle of mine who used to live in detroit. and the reason i'm dedicating this number to him is that he is tonight celebrating his 99th birthday. unfortunately, he died when he was 26. liebestraum. hey, victor. ♪#@! [ laughter,

>> wing suit, ding ding ding. >> this is 2010, he was the world's fastest flying man in a wing suit.en he stands on top of a cliff. the technique is to make himself look calm. you guys have to listen and hear what it sounds like when a man flies. [ bleep ]. >> whoa! . >> he sounds like a jet. >> he sounds like a jet. that's the actual sound this video, the producers say, has not been doctored with sound effects. that's what it sounds like when espen slides by. >> he's almost like skimming the top of these trees, as he's flying down here, that's crazy. >> 155 miles per hour. >> no way. >> his face is like going to come off. >> the craziest shot is the ground perspective looking up at him as he flies by. because you see how fast he's going. it's scary. >> i never get tired of watching this. he did a flip. >> he did a barrel roll. >>> that will do it for today's edition of "right this minute." we're going to leave you with another look at lindsay stirling playing "silent night" on her violin. you can't get enough of this. have a great day, everybody and we'll see you next time. ♪ we'll

>> wing suit, ding ding ding. >> this is espin, in 2010 he was the world's fastest flying man in a wingeduit. this video called "the sense of flying" in norway, sort of a hotbed for wing suit flying. espin says he's terrified when he stands on top of the cliff. he uses techniques to make himself look calm. you have to hear what it sounds like when a man flies. >> [ bleep ]. >> whoa! >> it sounds like a jet. >> it does sound like a jet. that's the actual sound. this video, the producers say has not been doctored. the sound effects, that's what it sounds like when espin flies by. he's almost skimming the top of these trees as he's flying down there, that's crazy. 155 miles per hour. >> no way. >> he's flying? >> crazy shot is the ground perspective, looking up at him as he flies by. >> because you see just how fast he's going, it's scary. >> i never get tired of watching these. >> he did a flip! >> he did a barrel roll. >> now the next video, it makes us laugh every time we watch it. >> ♪ ♪ >> this is bizle. half-dog, half-human thing and it's eating a snack. >> that looks like a handi snac

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. >> ding, ding, ding, school is in session. let us grade the game. i'll be interested to hear what you have to say about these grades. dave offense, go. >> one thing about brian talking about the offense, older receivers all came up big yesterday. it wasn't just young guys. they couldn't run the ball very well. >> i'm a little bit surprised and i'll tell you why in a minute. >> b minus. when you have those young guys in the offense, protecting the quarterback and line officer run the ball. they have young guys doing that. >> yeah dave, i thought that would be hard, because they stuck to the running game. even though they didn't get a lot of yards, they hung in there. let me get your defensive grade now. >> defense was pretty good yesterday. they shut down the passing attack. some stuff going on the ground, but didn't matter until the end of the game. b plus. >> the esteemed doctor mitchell, what's your defensive grade? >> a plus. >> oh my goodness. >> this defense got three interceptions. they also took care of the offense after they gave the ball to

just grabbed a bike bell, gets behind people, ding ding ding, and innocently, everyone moves over. >>c. it's really like just -- >> exactly. >> he's a modern day moses. kind of just parted the sea of people. >> this video has been around a while. but it's trending again. i think because people got annoyed while holiday shopping. >> i love it, though. just a simple, easy, and it w k works according to this video every time. >> hungry holiday chipmunks. ♪ >> hungry holiday chipmunks. hungry holiday chipmunks. ♪ >> hungry holiday chipmunks. >> hungry holiday chipmunks. ♪ >> is there anyone here who has just cause why this couple should not be joined in holy t matrimo matrimony. >> this wedding wasn't called off at the altar but it did have a strange omen. >> speak now or forever hold your peace. [ siren ] >> the tornado drill went off. >> i thought that was the cops. >> that was a tornado. >> maybe her ex-boyfriend was at the button that, you know, for the tornado drill. >> it couldn't be more on cue. it's like speak now or forever hold your peace. [ siren ] >> so bad omen or not? >> it'

(elevator bell dings) morning, rita. oh, i'm sure it is. in the or with the young lady who was waiting here this morning. her name is carol and i was suturing her hand. is that what the kids are calling it these days? she's here for a carpal tunnel test. just grab her a gown while i track down bax. oh. okay. you didn't prepare me for electroshock therapy. bax has to do the tests to indicate whether or not i need to operate. so he's like your ground crew. (laughs) yes, the navigator in the or. how we looking? uh, latency and amplitude are normal. it means your nerve functions are fine. then what's causing my pain? could be tendonitis, arthritis-- i'll know more after i test your fast-twitch muscle functions. that's going into me? only into your abductor pollicis brevis muscle. your hand. bax: i'll be gentle, but... it's gonna feel weird. you ready? i guess. all right. (groans quietly) so... where exactly do you fly? where do you want to go? i can get you to europe and south america non-stop; australia and asia with one layover to refuel. bax

[ding ding ding] - yo, yo. - 'sup, hector? - 'sup?a. i made a commitment, ok, a promise, and i'm gonna keep it, and you guys know how danny is, how he takes winning so seriously. - yeah, and you don't? - ok. you got me. - you're having a good time with danny, aren't you? oh, come on. admit it. - ok. i know that some people think danny is annoying, but i think he's a really good guy, and i like being his friend. - hector! you won't believe what your partner made. - ha ha! ok. it's me, hector, apostrophe "s," "hector's" "p" plus "painting," no, "art"-- "partner," "hector's partner." - yeah. ha ha ha! i've also got one for you. - "danny's partner." - yeah. that's you. - thanks, danny. - oh, and i talked to ms. feezle, and she said that we could practice whenever we want. - nice! nice. - yeah! well, come on. let's go. - all right. bye, y'all. - bye. have fun. - have a good time. - ha ha ha! - ooh, that's a wicked serve, danny. i'm glad you're on my side. - hang on. i'll show you how to do it. you just cut down on the ball at an angle. - l

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