thank you. -- you. thank you. you bet. [indistinct chatter] that works. thank you. you bet.tter] hi, how are you? good to see you. >> [inaudible] >> you want me to do that? >> devin a? -- governor? >> it will be hard to sign like that. >> thank you so much. we are working hard for you in des moines. >> thank you for all your work. thank you. usenet the photoperiod -- you snap the photo. thank you, i appreciate it. say hi to your wife. how are you? [laughter] thank you. good to see you. thank you. that works. thank you. thank you. [laughter] [indistinct chatter] >> you want me to turn around? >> that is pretty good. you bet. >> ways surprised by that poll? -- were you surprised by that poll? >> i am just hoping to do well. hi, how are you? thanks. >> hi, governor. >> i hope that works. thank you. how are you? good to see you. >> it is a miracle. >> thank you. hi, how are you doing? [indistinct chatter] i did not know. >> good luck to you. >> thank you. >> she is a of a little shy. >> good to see you. you are a beautiful girl. hi, how are you? >> [inaudible] >> good to be back

you really can't wait, can you. i love this. >> i thought you knew this. >> i didn't know how weird you were. this is "piers morgan tonight." >>> good evening. whoopi goldberg is a gift that keeps on giving. smart, opinionated, very, very funny. one of my favorite interviews of the year. things got interesting very quickly. here it is. >> how are you? >> i'm good. i'm fascinated by my own image. >> your wall of shame we have here. hall of fame or whatever you want to call it. >> i think it's fame. i'm never ashamed. >> really? >> no. >> you've never been ashamed about anything you've ever done? >> no, i don't think i've ever done anything shameful. >> that in itself is shameful. >> why? >> isn't it? >> i don't think so. >> shouldn't you have done some things in your life that are utterly shameful? >> publicly or privately? >> let's go private. something we don't know about. >> i'm sure something would have been shameful or ways that i've did things. >> feel free to share. >> well, no. i don't generally talk about th

you know, and if you -- if you hear it and you say, oh, you sound good, i will entertain you.udio. you should just go in the studio and lay down some songs, say, harry, i'm gonna do that. i only sing because i enjoy listening to myself. >> are you tempted? >> i'm not even tempted. >> you could be the new barry white? >> no. love train. never get down that low in my voice. but, here is somebody's suggestion, what if -- what if you went into a studio with harry? harry came one great idea, you know? so, i forget what he called it, add name for it and it was -- get actors to come in and sing with him. >> piers: brilliant, you gonna do this? >> if he gets together, i'm going p >> piers: we have got a scoop, you are going to sing a duet with harry connick jr.? >> yeah. >> piers: have you picked a song yet? >> no. >> piers: what do you sing in the shower? >> almost anything frank sinatra sings. >> piers: perfect with harry connick. what is your favorite sin rat tra song? >> i don't have one. >> piers: going took your death sped bed scene. take you to the funeral. ♪ my story is much t

just like movies you do. you do a movie, you want people to enjoy it, you know.es for me because i dig the album. bone digs it. my wife digs it. johnny goodwin, the guy who wrote a lot of the songs, one of my best and oldest friends, digs it. that's about it. >> are you proud of it? >> oh, yeah. >> is it what you hoped it would be? >> oh, man. it was like the thing i told you about the movies exceeding all your expectations. that's what it did for me. the musicians that t-bone assembled. oh, my god, they're just so remarkable. >> i want to read you another quote from your quotes list on your website. germane greer. "you're only young once but you can be immature forever." is there a little streak of immaturity still in jeff bridges or have you properly grown up now, you think? >> i don't think you ever do. i don't know. i think there's always -- you know, haven't turned out the light yet. >> you were quite a party boy in your time, weren't you? >> yeah. not as bad as some, or good, whatever you want to say. you know -- >> do you miss those days? >> i just had one

you want to come up with a plan and after you have a plan, you want to take action. remember, it's continuous fact gathering process. you want to evaluate your progress. there are 50 percent of the people can be rescued by who? this is where you come in for the next 30 percent to make it 80 percent of the people. the next 30 percent of the people can be rescued by you people. then there's another 15 percent, that's where the fire department comes in, or the sheriff's department, people who are trained to do those type of rescue. the other 5 percent is by specialized teams, the usar teams. if you are to get to somebody within the first 30 minutes, they have a 99 percent chance -- a greater than 99 percent chance of surviving. get to them within the first day, it dropping down to 81 percent. still not bad. but what happens on the second day? plummets quite a bit, just under 34 percent. now you are always going to have your safety equipment with you, correct? when you get together as you assemble, make sure you have, at least one person has something here that you guys

there's absolutely no point if you don't get happy where you you don't want get to you you want to be. you ha you have to say, god, i'm at a job i don't like, but i'm going to put a smile on my face anyway. when you do that, you're rele e releasing your faith. >> do you believe fundamentally that money can make people happier? >> you know -- >> you're shaking your head. why? >> well, i mean, it helps. it helps, but no, i have seen people who are very wealthy and they're unhappy. they don't have good relationships or have bad health. >> i think i have met more unhappy rich people. i went to soweto township, they're living in poverty and their spirits were alive with happiness i. couldn't understand it. i don't understand it. but it was a fact. i saw it with my own eyes. why is that? you must have been in many of the places over the years. why can poverty stricken people sometimes find joy in their lives? >> i think there's not so many distractions, they have their priorities where they love their family, they're with their family, they don't have a million things getting them off cours

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and you know you can't really have you know. they would allow you the usual mistakes that mean you know it's not you know love to make. everything you mentioned that only nine. russians this is only fifteen guys that really are well. off well now you are here but you are a foreigner when you play in the states what's your opinion there's a huge discussion now in russia about about attracting foreigners to play for russian teams in football and ice hockey and that's what your opinion about that for is it good or bad should we limit the number of foreigners i think i think it's a different situation. in russia. you know and b. is the best league and everybody will support it doesn't matter if the whole team is foreigners you know because there's a lot of examples like when a lot of foreigners play there in russia i think it's a little different situation because. we. have a very big institute of national teams and we all want him to be successful. or there are to be successful we have to have russian players to play well and if we

thank you! woah. yes. right on. i tell you, i tell you -- thank you.he's very overrated. he has no time to talk. i can't really talk right now. i'm doing my mixes. >> he does his own beat. oh, my, god. he does his own beat. what -- what is it, eight beats in a scale? is that what -- >> he does his own beat. i do that myself. i do that myself. [ laughter ] other djs get pissed off. hey man i heard you were doing? i do that. how do you request a song to a dj? that's what i want to know. hey, can you play -- [ makes dj beat noises ] [ cheers and applause ] all, right. thank you. sometimes i get into metal. all right, metal! isn't that great? i saw -- i saw ozzy osbourne. he was doing a book signing party. i couldn't believe that. ozzy osbourne -- aren't you supposed to read before you write? you know? [ laughter ] i can't believe this. he's signing books. i mean, i like to read the ozzy osbourne book. let's read the ozzy osbourne book. [ imitating ozzy osbourne ] there we go. sharon! [ laughter ] death metal, though, there's a lot of people, "death metal!

and when you go abroad to study, you know, you find out new ideas. you find, you know, the best of what's going on in the outside world, and you bring those ideas back home if you come back home. or if you don't come back home, you find that you're someone who people inside korea can talk to who knows about what's going on in the outside world, so information passes that way as well. >> host: okay, terrific. can you give an example, robert, of what you think are some of the best examples, you have some great examples of, um, of migrationnomics can with silicon valley, for example. when i was working for the san jose mercury news, i took a trip to taiwan, to taipei. and families there even knew what school boundaries to live in silicon valley in the city called cupertino pause there was such a well-trod path back and forth. and as you describe in your book, there is this borderless sort of idea, the seamlessness of people traveling back and forth not only with their family connections and for education, but for business. and i'd love if you can give s

you said you could fix him, but you didn't. you know, maybe you're right.r. no. you can't tell my mom. i didn't mean to hurt him. so what exactly did you mean to do? i don't know. i--they were fighting... and yelling and... just wanted to go fast, to get away. are you talking about your accident? when i was in the hospital, it was just like it used to be. my mom and my dad, they were together... till i got home. then my dad left. so you wanted to hurt yourself again, like before? they're getting a divorce! just wanted to stop them. but i swear i did not mean to hurt trooper. i tried to pull up, like you said... but it was too late. no, you're schmoopie. you're schmoopie. i'm going. no, you're schmoopie. you're schmoopie. -here you go, lulu. -hey?! you had an imaginary friend once, too. she's full. [ female announcer ] hamburger helper beef pasta. helpers. forty dishes, all delicious. cepacol gives powerful lasting relief, because the numbing medicine in cepacol is the maximum strength you can get without a prescription. tame your painful sore throat with ce

you know we love you, man. i appreciate being on with you. since 2008 where you and i have had an opportunity to just talk about the political issues of the day. but i want to focus on something happy for you before i let you go. so first of all, merry christmas. congratulations. now you know this is how i roll. right? you know this is how i roll. right? >> yeah, we know. >> but for you, t.j. holmes, january 6th, 2012, because you're nye friend and i love you -- got to do it. whoa pig suey. go razor backs. >> that's huge. >> lenny? lenny? number one, t.j. tells me you're a very nice guy. because me and t.j. were together last night and i was killing you and he was defending you. so we -- he says charles, you're going to like lenny when you meet him because i was killing the right wing at dinner last night. i was killing you! >> you know what? charles, they deserve it. over the last several weeks they've just been turrible! you know this as much as i do! >> lenny, it's been a pleasure and one of the great joys that people like you, maria, also

you can feel it, you know.ntually go their separate ways and often never speak to each other again. how have you managed to keep this kind of relationship with each other? which seems very good. >> i think we've known each other longer than anybody else besides our parents and brothers and sisters, because i mean me and tommy went to high school together. we've known each other for 40 years. >> yes. >> it's crazy. >> and the reality is and the truth is you know as you get to a certain age, you start to look where you're at in your life and we've had the conversation about you know when is it time to stop? and we've had that conversation, a serious conversation like four brothers, four best friends and said when do we stop, and i believe that you know unanimous decision is when we're done, when we think that we're done, we're not going to be like, i'm going to leave or tommy's going to quit. we're going to just call it a day. >> and you'll know that moment? >> we're going to know. trust me, we want to go out on

aaaaa-- you know what? you know what, get out-- you are overreacting, all right?hat? i'm glad it happened. the worst possible thing that could ever happen to me has happened. i shook hands... with a leper. and i survived. exactly. worst moment of my life is behind me now. i'm free. [laughing] wait. okay, now i'm free. um, actually... mr. monk, it's not completely over. uh, don't be mad. but i talked to mr. bronson. you did what? what?! he called here this morning. the leper?! he called me? on what phone? on this-- on this phone? yeah. mr. monk, you can't catch anything over the phone. oh, uh, and now, all of the sudden, you're an expert on lepers? okay. you know what, mr. monk? he's a nice man, all right? he's in pain. he was crying his eyes out. oh, god. and--okay, listen to me. he upped his offer. he said he would pay you $25,000. all you have to do is meet him again. natalie, listen. listen. look. let me explain something to you. no! that's it? that's your argument? okay, let's go through it. a, whatever he's asking us to do is probably illegal. b through z, th

[ laughter ] >> jay: you look great. you look great. >> are you lonely or something?ds off me. >> jay: last time you were here, we talked about losing weight. >> i'm checking chicks out tonight. [ cheers ] i'm cruising. oh, by the way, just one thing. mom, we'll be there at 2:45 tomorrow to pick you up, dad and i. mom gets out for christmas. >> jay: oh, yeah. >> she's down at little prison thing working, but she's doing good. [ laughter ] all of us pitched in mom. we're going to burn all your tattoos off. [ laughter ] oh, she's going to hate that. there's one where it says super stud that really bothers me. >> jay: and it's misspelled. that's the sad part. [ laughter ] you have an announcement to make. tell people. >> well, i'm getting married. no, no, no. just kidding. >> jay: you're a spokesman. >> i have just -- i actually it's been a while now, coming out, but i'm a a spokesman for -- [ light laughter ] >> jay: nutrisystem? >> well, can i say it? >> jay: yeah. you can say it. >> okay, nutrisystem. i didn't know -- >> jay: let me ask you now -- [ applause ] >> i me

how can you start with -- then you don't tell me -- i tell you you what, and then you don't tell me -t take my questions seriously, i'm not going to ask you any more. >> i'm going to ask myself the

>> uh-huh. >> you stupid parents! i hate you! i hate you all! >> what?- >> that was your great grandpa's. >> i got toys? >> what's wrong? you're not excited about your presents? >> i got toys. ponies? they're for girls. mine is a stupid book. >> we thought really hard about what to get you this year. >> well, you didn't do a very good job. [ laughter ] >> it's the worst christmas i ever had. >> a stapler? >> what did you get? >> this. >> what did you get? >> i don't know. >> it's an invisible fence for your dog. >> this is a dumb joke. >> well, jimmy kimmel told me to do it. >> well, tell him to suck my balls. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: noted. if santa gives that kid anything, he's fired. he's done. he'll have no credibility anymore. you know, holidays are a very busy time. especially for santa claus. well, you saw there, he's got so many kids to keep track of. even santa can't do that alone. my cousin sal and i help him out by dressing up as elves and interviewing children. this year we found out. >> elf jimmy this is catcher. >> their, how are y

now, you say you. why do you say you?my: yeah well why do you think you've been more good? >> i would be more good. i stay in my bed and i would lay there. >> jimmy: okay. >> i stay in my bed and i was laying there and i get special treats. >> jimmy: you get a special treat? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what special treat do you get? >> vitamins. >> jimmy: vitamins? oh, boy. your parents are really working you over, aren't they? have you done any good things this year? >> yep. >> jimmy: done any bad things this year? >> i get punished a lot of times. >> jimmy: for what? >> because i'm mean to my sister. >> jimmy: mean to your sister. because she annoys you? >> yep. >> jimmy: how? >> she always whines a lot. >> jimmy: whines a lot. joel, your brother was just here and he told us some interesting things. he says that sometimes you whine. >> that's true. >> jimmy: that's true? okay. what do you guys want for christmas this year? >> engine with buttons. >> jimmy: engines with buttons? >> kids watch. try button -- >> jimmy: kids watch t

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they love you. they love you, they love you. welcome to the show.aughter ] today was read-through right? is that what -- oh, no. >> no. yesterday was read-through. during the -- >> jimmy: i should know. >> during the whole christmas lighting of the tree celebration, songs blaring, buble, and we're trying to read like, all the scripts. >> jimmy: yeah. and it was all happening while you were -- 'cause you sit around the windows, yeah. so you picked the sketches now? they're all -- well you have like, 15 going in. >> well, yeah. you did the show, right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i've heard of it, i've heard of it. you hosted once before though. right before i joined. >> yeah, too bad, 13 years ago. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is it easier the second time going in? >> no. i thought it would be. but i thought, you know, i'd be less nervous, but i still wake up in the middle of the night in a panic. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. that's how exciting with the live shows. it's so fun, you'll do great. everyone loves you. di

first you go after my paper and then you go after me? >> break the fourth wall. >> this is all about the no fun lobby distracting us from the good of the prescription drugs. i'm sorry, i am not listening to you. and i am not buying what you are selling. i will buy whatever ater rolls you have -- aterols you have left. >> people are dying from these pills. >> if you see us in utah, alaska, west virginia, and they forgot cleavland and buffalo and these are very depressing towns. these are very depressing states of the -- depressing states. maybe they should put the amusement parks. >> have you been to cleavland? people apologize when they go to cleavland. >> look at all of the people that are in places like promises rehab. promise you will be back. and it is for prescription drug abuse. look at anna nicole smith, michael jackson, heath ledger. you should earn your per cassettes. >> it was a practice run. >> i agree with you. >> law maz or practice? >> here is the flip side to that. there are a lot of doctors who are legitimately prescribin

>> ...open, inviting, and i tell you, if you go to lebanon and you visit that country and you go to my home and my mom's home, i mean, the generosity, hospitality-- it's just really touching. i'm proud of that about my inheritance. it's a lovely, lovely quality that i... i mean, sometimes it can get too much, because they can be nosey in your business... >> hinojosa: ( laughing ) >> ...and they're like, "when are you going to get married? when are you going to have kids?" i'm like, "just leave me alone; i don't want to talk about it." but i mean, there's good and bad in everything, right? >> hinojosa: but we don't see that. >> no. >> hinojosa: that part of the arab culture, whici kn a little bit because i've traveled there, you just... you know, you see hardened faces of brown skinned men... >> mm-hmm. >> hinojosa: ...you know, with deep eyes and just scary. >> ( laughing ) >> hinojosa: i mean, you haven't... i mean, besides... >> do i look scary to you? >> hinojosa: no, not at all. >> oh, okay, good. >> hinojosa: but you could. >> i could... yeah, i could. i could. i could switch to m

jimmy: what'd you bring with you?b a grape. watch this. it's cool. it's actually -- it looks like a little gremlin. like little -- like gremlins. we got them in chinatown. [ laughter ] and they -- no, you guys give me a list of stuff, and then i got to come to the city early, and run around -- look, i find it though, you know? good quality. give him another one. hurry, before he runs out. so neat. they're found in africa. they're called bush babies because they cry at night, and they make this awesome noise it sounds just like a baby crying. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and they'll scream, and scream, and scream and call the other ones. and the other ones call back. huge eyes. they're nocturnal, so they see at night. they see everything going on around them. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> and -- yeah, he'll spin the grape around his mouth, peel it, and probably spit the grape. you know. >> jimmy: yeah, it doesn't look like he wants another one. >> yeah, i just want to see you -- how long you'll hold it for. [ laughter ] >> jimm

how do you, you know -- >> jimmy: sorry. >> i'm not sure how you prepare for heights, you know. play a practical joke and like mock shove me out. >> jimmy: no. >> you see what i mean. >> jimmy: see, i wouldn't laugh at that at all. >> yeah. and there's a guy like, on his cell phone holding me with a wire on my belt. >> jimmy: get off the phone, will you. i mean, come on get off the phone. >> my mom is going to kill you. pay attention. >> jimmy: but i mean, you're -- i mean, tom cruise is like -- >> he's already hanging out window already, and i -- and i come out -- >> jimmy: it's one of the most frightening -- it's really action, awesome like what's "mission: impossible," but it's like, you know, that kind of action, james bond-y type of stuff -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- where you're like, just sticking to the windows and climbing with these gloves that stick to the windows or something. >> yeah. that's a good description. >> jimmy: it is, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> you saw the movie for sure. >> jimmy: yeah, i did. i did. i definitely did. dude, i loved it. i can tell you all the

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mother, what do you do when you think you love someone-- i mean, when you stop loving someone, or he, but i don't. i really don't. how can you? sometimes i feel the world is coming to an end. and then you feel it's just beginning? yes. it was that way with me, liesl. and for you, it will be just as wonderful, i promise. do you really think so? ♪ when you're 16 ♪ ♪ going on 17 ♪ waiting for life to start ♪ ♪ somebody kind ♪ who touches your mind ♪ ♪ will suddenly touch your heart ♪ ♪ when that happens ♪ after it happens ♪ nothing is quite the same ♪ ♪ somehow i know i'll jump up and go ♪ ♪ if ever he calls my name ♪ ♪ gone are your old ideas of life ♪ ♪ the old ideas grow dim ♪ ♪ lo and behold ♪ you're someone's wife ♪ ♪ and you belong to him ♪ ♪ you may think this kind of adventure ♪ ♪ never may come to you ♪ ♪ darling 16, going on 17 ♪ ♪ wait a year or two ♪ ♪ i'll wait a year ♪ ♪ just wait a year ♪ or ♪ two liesl. what is it? berlin. they've offered me a commission in their navy. i've been requested to accept immediately and report to their naval base at bremerhaven tomorrow. i kne

you find somebody you trust, and they give you a good haircut.t and the conditioning and, you know, you will meet my hairstylist later on. >> with the internet, we are enlightened about what's good, diet or what we put on our hair, whether or not it's been animal tested. >> good hair goes along with good health. >> yes! >> it's true. you make a good point, it's what you eat, not just what you put on your hair. overall, exercising, circulation to the scalp. what you eat, plenty of water. >> jaclyn, the question i have for you is, does hair denine a person, though? we have interesting pictures of the entire crew from "back in the day". and i will be the first to admit that i haven't always had "perfect hair days". >> whoa! [ laughter ] >> whoa! [ crowd cheering ] [ applause ] >> wow, wow. >> lucky, lucky patients. [ laughter ] >> wendy, i think we may have 81 of -- one of yours. >> that's called "mom hair". i had maybe one that was a toddler, and one on the way and there was no time to cut, color, style, so i lop today off. and iz -- don't i look t

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you didn't have to push on it. you just have to look at it. you hold it. you cup it.alf the credit for that one. i'll say that josh wins this one, okay? we'll just give it to josh. [ cheers and applause ] josh and seth meyers, i love you guys. thank you for coming. happy holidays. tell your mom and dad i said hi. >> thanks for having us. we'll be right back with kim wayans, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ female announcer ] go-to... [ male announcer ] holiday party. [ female announcer ] go-to... [ male announcer ] making spirits bright! [ female announcer ] cheers to you, mr. kangaroo. ♪ [ male announcer ] go-to... [ female announcer ] winder wonderland. ♪ go-to... [ male announcer ] unsilent night. [ female announcer ] and to all a good yellow tail. always a favorite for your favorite time of year. [ male announcer ] yellow tail. the go-to. see? he's taking his vitamins. new one a day vitacraves plus omega-3 dha is a complete multivitamin for adults. plus an excellent source of omega-3 dha in a great tasting gummy. one a day, gummies for grown-ups. [ jennifer

you get on stage, you do it you're in the studio, you do it.of waiting in the trailer, you know? >> boring. >> but you know, it was -- it was great. when you're doing the scenes, it felt -- it felt really good. most of my scenes were with jennifer lawrence who is wonderful. >> tell me about "hunger games." >> well, obviously it's a trilogy of books by suzanne collins. you know, it's about this other world and where they take the kids that live in all of these different districts that are left to an arena, which is like you know a world, forests and so forth, and they fight until one is left. and i play a character called cinna who is the stylist. >> of all of the things that you've experienced in your extraordinary career and life, if i can give you five minutes to replay one of them again, what would it be? what's been the most magical? forget women or children or births or a child, obviously, that's different. but what's the career moment where if you had the chance, you'd relive it? >> career moment. wow. you know, i -- i've had so many wher

you know, if you hear me and you say, oh, you sound good, then i'll entertain you. >> morgan freemanfreeman do some albums. i'm not sure it's a good thing. >> he should, man. the guy can sing. >> can he sing? >> he really can. if you break down some of the real simple elements of a voice, like the tone, he has a very nice tone to his voice. >> i suggested to him he could be the new barry white. he's got that love thing going down. i thought he was brilliant, morgan freeman. i thought he was one of the most entertaining people i've ever -- >> he's a great guy. >> hilarious. >> really funny, really, like off the charts smart, and he's got like a nice vibrato when he sings. i had an idea to do a cd, and i'm thinking about calling it "the act of song," and getting academy award winners, who aren't known as singers, to sing. like to collaborate with -- >> great idea. >> -- morgan freeman. maybe he could write lyrics, i could write music, or do a standard, do something. and i asked some of my friends like hillary swank and renee zellweger if they'd be interested in doing it. because i just

you guys, i hope you enjoy it.alia and, you know, i -- like you, i rarely get a day off. i went in a day early and saw the tfoo fighters in concert, i love them. [ applause ] and, you know, they performed at a stadium of 40,000 people and stuff and so i think you should know that after the concert, lead singer dave came to my hotel room and gossiped with me until 4:30 in the morning. that's what rock stars do. >> jimmy: that is shocking. >> it was fun. >> jimmy: did he share any gossip that was of interest? >> oh, yeah. you straights are so predictable. you straights with your "i don't care about the housewives" b.s. so, yeah, so -- he came into my room and we were gossiping and he's so straight and i speak fluent gay. >> jimmy: you do, yeah. [ applause ] >> fluently. and i will say, he's so straight that there was a little language barrier for a few minutes. i felt like he was my foreign exchange student. he said that being in australia, where they worship kylie minogue and -- which, she's fantastic, but he was li

>> fine, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. now, jeff, you have what?ker cast and crew jacket. >> jimmy: that's beautiful. >> that was given by william shatner to his second wife, marcy. >> jimmy: how did you get ahold of this? >> well, i got ahold of marcy as much as i dated her for awhile after bill. >> jimmy: she didn't want the jacket? >> she didn't. she gave it to me to give to my mother. my mother in turn didn't want the jacket. >> jimmy: is your mother named marcy? >> no. >> jimmy: i can see why -- and your mother didn't want the word hooker on her back. >> she actually did notice that. so, no, she didn't want it. >> jimmy: how much are you asking for this beautiful item? >> this is $250 or best offer. >> jimmy: if you would like to buy this lovely jacket, go to craigslist los angeles and search "william shatner t.j. hooker jacket and jeff will deliver it to your home. thank you. up next is alex. alex, tell us what you have here. >> i have 20 slightly expired ovulation strips. >> jimmy: ovulation strips. these are used for what? >> these are to t

god bless you, see you next year? >> maybe you break it up.hat? >> think about your kids, too. you don't want your kids not to know their grandparents. >> maybe you do. >> maybe that's why they call them the outlaws. >> every situation is completely different. what if you're newly married and there is battling going on between where to go that first holiday season? who wins? >> what's interesting what some friends have done where you do the, i'll come here for christmas eve, go to your house for the next one, or vary year by year. then another friend which is really interesting, they actually create a neutral ground. we'll meet in washington, d.c. everybody is going to come to a hotel. we'll do it that way. >> that's also expensive for a lot of people. i guess there is no way around it. suck it up. >> or find humor in it. >> that's always possible. okay. ladies, have a great holiday. >>> up next, if none of that advice works, we have webtastic videos to ease the tension in any home. [ male announcer ] tom's discovering that living healthy can

i mean, you go down the post office, you buy a stamp, you look at it and you say, "i've had her." you know, you could say... "took her a little bit of time to warm up, but was she worth the wait!" what about you? mmm...i think i'll pass on the queen. really? well, i think i'll plump for rachel, actually. mmm. yeah, and she can have another little rachel, rachel stevens, in her pocket as a reserve. two for the price of one. well, why not? "lez" be greedy. "lez" be naughty. it'll be fanny-tastic. mynge-nificent. yeah, i'm sorry, it's just getting too late now, alice. come on, let's go to bed. i beg your pardon? no, no, no, no-- separate beds, alice. oh, phew! yeah. i thought, for a moment... good lord, no. ( laughs ) no offence, of course. no, no, none taken. all right, good-night, then. good-night. i just... yes, right. good-night, yeah. item four. celebrating the vicar's anniversary, and i fear we have indeed got some ideas in. yes, jim, i believe you've written to the pope, asking him to make me a saint. that's right. the only problem is the catholic issue. is the pope catholic?

you. purchasing? yeah, you. accounting? you, you, you. all you. you're in the driver's seat. while i'm treating patients all day? yeah, well, you know, i know it needs a lot of work, but you can make it your own. hmm... michael. thought i heard your voice. admit it, you can't get enough of us. yeah. zeke barnes. pat ross. zeke's a family doctor. i helped him out last week. you could do it again. i got a compression fracture in room two with your name on it. you look like a doc, too. i do? johns hopkins tie tack gives it away. pat is going to be your new boss. oh, great. awesome. hey, you can take the lady in the waiting room with the mask on. rule out yellow fever. you can use your new office. yellow fever? oh, yeah. immigrants come in from all over. you get to see everything here. i've seen enough. come on, it's not that bad. (laughs) it's not that bad? it's a dump. look, mike, mike, i'm used to having everything i need. what, you don't need a job? not this one. thanks anyway. if i change my mind, i'll call you. you kidding me? i'm sorry, mike. tavo: dr. mike, i need your he

you. >> i am not one of you. >> you are not? >> you are not? >> how are you on tv? >> people assume i'm in your club. >> aren't you nervous about coming out like this? >> yes, i know how powerful you are. and by you i mean all of you. >> well, i will have to bring this up at the next meeting. >> i am not surprised, but i will bring up the brochures and the fliers you made in the early 90s with ron paul. >> have a great show jie. thank you. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she sets off fire alarms on the sun. and those are pretty powerful fire alarms, people. i am here with co-host of "the five," what is that show? weekdays at 5:00 p.m. eastern. she is so adorable, that barbie wants a veronica mosie dream house for christmas. it is veronica mosie. and all he wants for christmas is his two front teeth and heroin. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he is so sharp he gives crew cuts with his tongue. the editor in chief of "the daily caller." and our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you, pinch. >> today's front pag

kris, i love you. >> kris, i love you. >> and take you to be my wedded husband. >> and take you to be husband. >> til death do us part. >> til death do us part. >> jimmy: her fingers were crossed. [ laughter ] and let this be a lesson to young people out there. the fact that both your names start with a "k" is not a reason to get married. in other reality show news, the republican candidates for president continued to entertain us in all manner of unusual ways. last night on fox news, michele bachmann, you know who she is, right? when she was asked who she would choose as her running mate in the impossible -- if she were to be elected the candidate -- who she would choose, she said donald trump is someone voters would be intrigued with. which -- yeah, i mean, we're intrigued with the shake wait, too. we don't necessarily want it to be vice president. can you imagine that? michele bachmann and donald trump? that doesn't sound like a ticket. that sounds like the 2012 "dancing with the stars" finalists. she's out of her mind. can you see donald trump accepting a job as vice anything? i'm

. >> thank you, thank you, thank you. >> you got yours?this. >> he sent me a text -- >> jimmy: don't know how to plan -- >> we did purchase these shirts pretty much the same day in new york. >> he sent me a text. he's like, "here's my purple shirt i'm wearing." no purple sweater. >> whatever. it fell off. >> it's all good. cheers. >> jimmy: welcome. "diggnation." >> jimmy: when did you start? you started in -- >> we started in june of 2005. >> 2005? yeah. >> jimmy: 2005. >> which is just crazy. i mean, we started the show -- basically, kevin called me one night and said, "itunes is going to put podcasts into the itunes music store. we need to get on there. we need to have a podcast." and i was like, "i don't even know what you're talking about, but let's do it," and four days later, we had the first episode we shot on my couch in my house. >> it's crazy how that can turn into, like, millions and millions of viewers, and it's -- it's just -- i mean, seriously. >> no, i thought you were going to say, "dollars," and i was like -- [ laughter ]

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never mind what people say, if you know what you want and you know who you are, if you know who the man in the mirror is, that is what it is about. tavis: i will take that, especially right about now. i will take that from sonny rollins. you mentioned your friend of few minutes ago. if there were ever a classic piece at 21 or 22 apiece, it is the bomb-diggity. in the moment, because jazz is so fluid, you are putting down a piece like coleman, it is going 21 minutes, i know i can't have it your body and your brain, i wish i could. what is happening that makes the piece run and run and when it is done -- >> there used to be great lionel hampton. you know him? tavis: absolutely. >> lionel hampton, when he was in his 80's, he had to be onto thento the ban -- stage. when he started playing, he was 19 again. you get consumed with the spirit, man. i got a bass player that used to tell me, sunny, -- sonny, we have been playing three hours and, man. tavis: the only paid for an hour and a half. >> you get consumed with the spirit. nothing matters but creating that music. i am not thinking about o

you need the basics of the job you are hired for. >> be careful who you hire unless you love them and are willing to invest in the training. >> you don't want to go there. >> i have issues with that. >> all right. thank you so much for all of this advice. very much appreciated. if any of you have a question for our experts go to our website. the address is openforum.co openforum.com/yourbusiness. hit the ask the show link to submit a question for the panel. again, openf openforum.com/yourbusiness or e-mail your questions and comments. the address is yourbusiness@msnbc.com. >>> melinda and dena has helpful advice about how to improve your business. let's get great ideas from small business owners like you. >> i believe our great success at the protocol school is mainly based in our ability to never say no. you never think no. you never act no. and you never talk no to a client. >> too oftentimes we grill too fast without servicing the niche market which started our business and is the key nugget we can grow from. if we focus on wowing that niche market you will see your business grow.

if you go and say to people around the world if you have skills, you can come, we will give you a visao live in that city. you agree not to take any federal, state or city moneys live in that city for seven years. you figure out how to make a living. we will give you full citizenship at the end of seven years. >> bill: if you are good citizen. >> don't break the laws and take any federal money. >> bill: i'm not opposed to it. >> those people would create jobs. >> bill: as long as it's legal, i think you guys have something that the brains around the world could absolutely help this country. look at me. i'm irish and my people came here and look at this brain right here, mr. mayor. you can see it? >> i can see it, bill. [ laughter ] >> bill: all right, gentlemen. thanks, happy holidays. plenty more as the factor moves along this evening. why are so many american teenagers smoke pot? culture warriors on the case. out to santa -- iowa. megyn kelly will be joining us. pleasure they generate electricih lets me surf the web all day. guinea pig: row...row. took me 6 months to train each one,

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>> no, are you not. shame on you. i think you just violated the stolen valor act. >> greg, you were close to kim jong-il because of your similar height. you were ghost writing his auto-biography. how far did you get into it? >> there was the language barrier. the love trans sends all language, and we grew close. can i talk about the weeping? you know what the weeping was? it was like the cat when the cat lady dies. it is like all of a sudden people come in and all of the cats are there going, what do we do? it is not like they doubts love him or hate him. is it is like that's all we have been -- >> the north koreans may now not have anything to eat. >> exactly. what do you need? you need a metaphor cal animal control, which is america, to come in and airlift delicious food and ac/dc, cd's. >> if the cat lady dies the cats go -- oh, the cat lady is gone. they don't go, meow, mow. >> they are destroyed. what happens is then they eat the cat lady. >> right. can i say one thing about kim jong-il? obviously he was crazy, b

[applause] >> thank you, thank you. you did touch on the military interventions, and you are a veteran in the air force. and given that experience and given your experience in foreign policy, what would you do to make sure we have a strong national defense? >> a strong national defense is key. defense of liberty is the main purpose but strong national defense is part of that. and that is a precise function of the federal government is proscribed is the state do not to be involved in having armies. unit, to ride the national defense. the national, i think our defense are down when we spread ourselves so thinly around the world. we are in 130 countries, 900 bases, it's an economic burden for us. we have to remember a rather recent empire that bit the dust but it was the soviet empire. they were so foolish they went into afghanistan and had a war. [laughter] so it's an economic consequence of the foreign policy but it also creates problems for us. how does having our troops all around the world actually defend us here? and

you know that, and i know that. hell, you sent up glenn, didn't you?u. you became a senior citizen 5 years ago. 4. oh, hell, frank, for once in your life, try to be a team player. train the crew if you want to, but let the professionals at nasa fix that design flaw. there is no flaw. how it got on a soviet satellite in the middle of the cold war-- that's the only flaw i know of. how did that happen, bob? i don't know. well, this is a hands-on job, and i haven't got time to train somebody to come up in your time frame. so you'll just have to send up team daedalus. you can take it, or you can leave it. all right, all right. you as a technical advisor, maybe, but i can't fill up a space shuttle with geriatrics, and you ought to be professional enough to know that. hell, half those boys are probably dead anyway. clock's ticking, bob, and i'm only getting older. ok. you got it. sir. sir! sir. mr. gerson would like you to wait right here. ok, it's a deal. i want it in writing. ok. now hear my terms. you and your entire crew will have to meet the exact physic