rrraaaaaggghhh? did he go like... ( ghastly gasping ) ( thud ) who wants to watch telly? me! both: yay! ( loud, running footfalls ) well, maybe we should be getting up. eh? well, it seems daft, just lying around here. does it? seems very sensible to me. yeah, but we should try and live every minute of every day. right. well... i'm gonna live these few minutes... with my eyes closed. ( indistinct television announcer ) ben: why does granddad get the big tv? 'cause he's the guest. when's he leaving? when they repair the fire damage to his kitchen. how did he set fire to his kitchen? well, he was heating some beans in the microwave, but he forgot to take them out of the tin. and then he went outside to tidy his shed, and he realized that someone's house was on fire. and when he ran back inside to call the fire brigade, he realized it was his. there you go. eggie bread. "thank you." i wanted omelet. i asked you a minute ago if you wanted eggie bread, and you said yes. didn't he? cheese. cheese what? cheese omelet. i am not doing omelets! god, the manners in this house! shh! i'm t