i think so. >> ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. see who hearts cupid's arrow will strike tonight. go ahead and ask your first question, heather. >> okay. contestant number one, what's your idea of a romantic evening? >> oh. how you doing, girl? [ laughter ] my idea of a romantic evening is any one that ends with us getting it on. ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. no, no. i'm kidding. but, i'm serious. [ laughter ] our day would start off with you coming to pick me up at my auntie joan's house. we go get some curly fries after we talk to my auntie. i check them feet out and make sure your toes are right. [ laughter ] they got to be right. if they pass the test -- if they pass the toe test then we go back home, i.e., to my auntie joan's house. and do we what we do. ha, ha, ha. intercourse. >> ha, ha! [ laughter ] wow! interesting answer, contestant number one. okay, heather, let's move on to your next question. >> okay. contestant number two, if i were an ice cream cone, what flavor would i be and what would you do to me? >> well, first off, i'd h

ha, ha, ha! ha, ha, ha,!, ha, ha. >> jon: i think the audience can actually still hear us. >> what are you talking, they can't hear us at all. what? (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> that proves nothing, it's just a random bottle throwing it happens every time i laugh that way. >> jon: look at them now. >> not to worry, jon. because i brought my escape dome. unfortunately, there is only room in it for one. (laughter) >> jon: are you still in the regular dome, john hodgman, everybody. we'll be right back. >> jon: welcome back to the show. we've been talking a lot lately about the poor. what kind of a scam are they running on them? how can we let them know that this incredibly watered down graphy train is coming to an end. the answer as always is in florida. aasif mandvi has more. >> reporter: poor people, they spend their days protected. luxor yating in the social safety net, but who will protect us from these drug adeled moochers. fortunately some courageous politicians in florida have answered the call. >>

ha, ha, ha! ha, ha, ha,!, ha, ha. >> jon: i think the audience can actually still hear us. >> what are you talking, they can't hear us at all. what? (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> that proves nothing, it's just a random bottle throwing it happens every time i laugh that way. >> jon: look at them now. >> not to worry, jon. because i brought my escape dome. unfortunately, there is only room in it for one. (laughter) >> jon: are you still in the regular dome, john hodgman, everybody. we'll be right back. ♪[swing music plays] ♪do you want to get a date? ♪we can write a serenade ♪if you want to get a date ♪we can do a serenade ♪if you're looking for romance ♪we can do some song and dance ♪come on now and take a chance ♪who do you want to bring along ♪we'll write her or him a song ♪ go to heineken/facebook ♪ check out heineken/facebook >> jon: welcome back to the show. we've been talking a lot lately about the poor. what kind of a scam are they running on them? how can we let them know that this incredibly wat

ha, ha, ha! ha, ha, ha,!, ha, ha. >> jon: i think the audience can actually still hear us. >> what are you talking, they can't hear us at all. what? (laughter) (cheers and applause) >> that proves nothing, it's just a random bottle throwing it happens every time i laugh that way. >> jon: look at them now. >> not to worry, jon. because i brought my escape dome. unfortunately, there is only room in it for one. (laughter) >> jon: are you still in the regular dome, john hodgman, everybody. regular dome, john hodgman, everybody. we'll be right back. we want to protect the house. regular dome, john hodgman, everybody. we'll be right back. right. but... home security systems can be really expensive. so to save money, we actually just adopted a rescue panther. i think i'm goin-... shhh! we find that we don't need to sleep that much. there's an easier way to save. geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. w three course italian dinner for $12.95. start with all the homemade soup or salad and bread

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ha ha ha ha ha! down at the market. um, ha ha! i know. yeah, actually, i was at the market shopping, doing my sunday morning routine and i went by their booth, and i was looking for the right goat cheese to feature here at grange and basically to become our, you know, true local cheese. >> soon after we arrived, chef tuohy came in as a customer and started to purchase our product, and he came for many weeks. probably 3 or 4 or 5 weeks. um, we didn't know who he was. he was just an individual, just another customer. and he was, uh, very complimentary, of course, on our product, and then he introduced himself, uh, who he was and that they were starting the new restaurant downtown. >> sourcing local ingredients has always been at the top of michael's list in terms of planning out his menus at grange, but getting to visit the farm, make his own cheese, and meet the goats behind all of it, well, that was way too much to ignore. and thus a farm friendship was born. >> and so these are the ones that, um, you ordered, that'll go back to the grange

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perfect gift for my grandma, and she won't even need directions. [ dance music playing ] woman: ha ha haa. oh! right here now? right here? go away, everybody. ooh! all right, the videos have been shown. right now it's time to see somebody jump up and down and go nuts. one of the following clips is going to make someone $10,000. will it be "lose-a-bago," sent in by brian and lori pelland from snohomish, washington? john: in hindsight the yorkins regretted picking up that flaming hitchhiker. dad was thrilled that the firemen showed up so quick because they salvaged enough of the camper for him to jump back in and make up some time. go, dad, go! how about "cocky raccoon," sent in by mike and cheryl ingle from greenville, california? [ dog barking ] or how about "swingers," sent in by al fuentes -- absolutely no relation -- michael garcia, russell prine, and craig love from orlando, florida? whoo! now, that will work. that might work. okay. those are the choices. now it's up to you to pick a winner, okay? losers, don't blame me. i had absolutely nothing to do with it. are you all ready now?

ha ha! ha ha ha ha ha ha h-a-h-a i say, jimmy fallon! [ laughter ] i am out of here. later, sucker! : stephen! >> jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah? this is crazy. why are we fighting? i mean, it's just ice cream. and after all, proceeds from both of our flavors go to charity. it shouldn't matter whose they buy. >> you're right, jimmy. it doesn't matter who wins, now that i won. [ laughter ] let's join up the two halves of our friendship amulet and be friends again. >> jimmy: i wish i could, but i don't have my half anymore. >> what? but that was pure gold colored plastic from china -- town. what happened to it, jimmy? >> jimmy: after we became eternal enemies for six months, i got so upset, that i drove over to the ben & jerry's plant, and in a fit of rage and passion, hurled my amulet into a mixing vat. now it's inside a random carton of "late night" snack ice cream somewhere. >> what? what? well, we have to find it, jimmy. everyone within the sound of my voice, run out to a store and buy as many pints of "late night" snack as you can. [ laughter ] everyone buy jimmy fallon's "lat

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has been open. i have heard several times being an asset to the community. he has proven himself to be an asset and he has proven he has the kind of establishment that any of us would want in our community. with that, and you have any questions for me? president newlin: no, thank you for coming and thank-you for your presentation. anybody else? please come forward. >> hello. i am the past president of the marine and merchants association. we have met with paul owens cheryl *. i was at the meeting for the neighborhood and he invited everybody. i know that he did a lot of -- a job of outrage. i get it. i am a business owner. pretty involved in my neighborhood. it is an asset, for sure. we're lucky to have him. he is doing the best that he can. i think we should note he has asked for help, which i think is good. we wrote a letter of support from our president. i hope you will consider it. president newlin: thank you. >> i was retained as part of the gardland -- pearl and public relations team to do the average necessary trade and want to thank patrisha. i have been on the phone week after week and my wife th

has been. down in florida, there has been a little bit of rain. it has affected the daytona 500 in florida. elements of that may get close to maryland to the south the bus on monday into tuesday. there is a system -- to the sound of moscow on monday into tuesday. -- the south of us on monday into tuesday. we will talk about it in the insta-weather plus forecast. >> police say they found a 32- year-old men around 1:00 yesterday morning. he had multiple stab wounds and was rushed to the hospital, where he died. od avenue.d on kenwo the governor appeared on "face the nation" and was pushing for the new gas tax. he was asking people to push for the new gas tax. >> domestic oil production has been increasing every year under president obama. our reliance on foreign oil is down to the lowest level it has been in 16 years. we need to find ways to be more energy efficient, more energy independence. with some help from republican obstructionists we can make more progress more quickly. >> prices are rising. the national average is $3.69. in baltimore, you can expect to pay $3.64. this is the earliest

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do the "today" show and while she called me god, my four kids were texting and e-mailing me going, ha, ha, dad, you'll pay for this sunday at forever 21 at the mall. this is going to cost you. so all the french guys from "the artist" were supposed to go on the "today" show and be on the show to celebrate their victory and they're french, you know, we couldn't find one, you know, due jordan was dancing on the table, talking to pretty girls and saying let me show you how i did that tap number. the other guys were out drinking champagne. i said to all of them, i'll see you at 4:00 in the morning. i couldn't find anybody. so it's me. i'm thinking, i'm god. i'm sitting at the table on the "today" show and they've got uggie the dog next to me. all of a sudden, ug gi e's to the bathroom. i'm going, yeah, god, huh. it was a short-lived reign of deety. there was no god -- >> jimmy: the family doesn't go along with the god thing, huh? >> the family, nor the dog. >> jimmy: now this is -- photograph of you and your wife who's a very famous clothing designer. and who's spectacularly beautiful. georgin

germany has grown quite rapidly but has a large current account has a current deficit, gdp. of competence lost between germany and vis-a-vis the rest of the world. does your plan beyond structural reforms, which take a long time to work, actually deal with >> can i take the second question -- please do. >> second question first. yes, the answer is unambiguously yes. italian entrepreneurs and top managers in this room will probably confirm italy has a sizable worsening of competitiveness. and that explains, to a large extent, why italy for the last 12 or 15 years has had an average rate of growth about one-half that of the euro area not of the bricks of the euro area. structural play in the long-term, yes and no, because coming out of the bank of italy the estimates i gave earlier, some affects of structural reform can come up quickly. i think the direction of policy has really to look at total factor productivity as you economists would call it, which means that a lot of work has been done in the field of the labor market, in order to facilitate increases in productivity ther