andy. >> thanks, sherrod. see you at half time. >> no doubt. >> let's welcome our guests. i am here with lori roth man. and look, it is first time guest joe rindazo, editor of "the onion." bill schulz will sing zoobie, zoobie zoo. and bill mcgern and you can smell the stink as his circulation sinks. how are you, pinch? >> the power of christ compels him, bap ticing -- bap tieing sports writers and speaking in tongs. these were just some of the many highlights during back up jets quarterback tim tebow's press conference this afternoon. oh, and he also said he was going to approach this one game at a time and gave 115% and it is what it is. ♪ all the news that's fit to print, yeah ♪ >> i don't believe he said any of those things. >> you don't believe in anything. >> i don't believe you have a sports section. >> i do have a sports section. you don't have eyes. >> shut up. >> you shut up. >> okay. will herman cane make you care by murdering a hair? yes, the former presidential contender's anti-stimulus advocacy group has released a follow-up to its disturbing slash arousing goldfish on the ground video. an