it is penn gillette. and he has a new pod cast you can find it at penn sunday school.com. that was the longest intro ever. >> thank you. i appreciate it. >> he is so sharp he can cut hair with his thoughts. i am told he can get bloody. and it is proven that he gives cancer to laboratory rats. it is my repulsive sidekicks, bill schulz. 1k3 he is smarter than an 8 ball , and it sounds painful. sitting next to me, the former u.s. am ambassador to the u.n and contributor. and he skews the scats for the democrats. how are you, pinch? >> happy birthday, william shakespear. he went on to produce things that have yet to be duplicated anywhere except in our thursday style section. here is a favorite line of mine. "they say i am crazy because i'm about to go dumb again. they ain't see me because i pull up. throw your diamonds we're in the -- and that might have been kanye. no, it may have been shakespear. >> it never gets better. >>> does it pay to get your ba? according to the government data, no way. one in two tbrads are jobless or unemployed with many scraping by as waiters or w