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for some of the same reasons they liked jon huntsman. in a country that's increasingly disgusted with the arrogance consumption on the part of its elite, jon huntsman riding his bike around and locke wearing backpack, waiting in line, paying for his own caffeinated treat. those went a long way to win over chinese opinion for the ambassador past and presence. in the midst of this crisis that the united states is in with china, these propaganda state-controlled newspapers have been attacking ambassador gary locke. the beijing daily translates to the clumsy performance of american politician. the paper goes onto say it's all an act. this whole flying economy class, carrying his own backpack, buying coffee with coupons. they say it's an act. putting on a cha raid of a regular guy. it's a standard issue american politician who goes out of his way to stir up conflict. this propaganda pile on is the latest development in the huge international controversy around this man. he's a human rights activist and lawyer. he's been blind since infancy. i

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also former gop presidential candidate jon huntsman and yo-yo ma. >>> good looking group. >> very. >>r star david beckham says he plans to send president obama a big box of underwear after he was teased about having his own line of underwear last week. he was at the white house as the president congratulated the l.a. galaxy on is championship. beckham says the best endorsement would be for the commander in chief to wear his product. >> no need to ask boxers or briefs. >> no. >>> next, friday's perfect pet. >> mike is going to introduce us to larry. >>> injections without a needle, the new device that can make getting a flu shot as painless as a mosquito bike. and the bike law that would change the way you drive. these stories and more on abc7 news at 4 and 5. >>> time for friday's perfect pet. >>> i have a couple of friends with us. lynn from the humane society brought the loveable larry. >> that's what he is. he loves everybody. he loves the ladies particularly, men and kids and other dogs. he's a happy dog. >> he's adorable. >> pure bred pug, 3 1/2-years-old. is a good boy. >> good

my guest tonight plays the wicked queen in the new film "snow white and the huntsman." find out who is the fairest of them all. please welcome charlize theron. [cheers and applause] thank you so much. good to see you. >> hi. >> stephen: well, well, well. >> competition, huh? >> stephen: absolutely. >> yeah. >> stephen: how does it feel? not the only hot lady on screen right now. [ laughter ] are you used to this? >> i'm just number 16. >> stephen: just number 16. how did you get to 16 when you are so fat? [ laughter ] you don't mind if i play head games. >> in all the right places oh, yeah. >> stephen: thank you for the image. you're in this new movie out there. you play a wicked queen. let's show the good people this woman not being so nice. >> i will avenge your father who was too weak -- >> stephen: that's some dark -- [cheers and applause] >> them are my fighting words right there. >> stephen: yes, they are your fighting words. this film seems kind of a dark for a fairy tale. is this a disney snow white or like a grimm fairy tale. >> grimm. >> stephen: like grinding

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also former gop presidential candidate jon huntsman and yo-yo ma. >>> good looking group. >> very. >> david beckham says he plans to send president obama a big box of underwear after he was teased about having his own line of underwear last week. he was at the white house as the president congratulated the l.a. galaxy on is championship. beckham says the best endorsement would be for the commander in chief to wear his product. >> no need to ask boxers or briefs. >> no. >>> next, friday's perfect pet. >> mike is going to introduce us to larry. [ female announcer ] what do you share with your family? how do you keep in touch with friends on the go? stay connected to the people and things that matter most to you? with at&t's amazing u-verse services that let you build a personalized bundle that works for you. call now. bundles including u-verse tv, internet, and home phone start as low as $79 a month for 12 months -- our best bundle price. switch today and get a total home dvr included. or you can choose from a variety of tv packages to get the channels you want and from several reliable

freddie how was john huntsman in it -- >> greg: how was john huntsman in it?astic. i was able to check it out with my friends. recommend it. have fun. freddi >> greg: bob? >> bob: i have been dissed on the show. i'll pick up my life and carry on. i just realized today three of my friends are here. there is a reason for this. extended 40 years we have been friends. it's so hard to make friends when you get older. it's great to have friends when you are younger and they stick with you. the last thing this is prom week. i don't know about the rest of you parents but it scares me to death. i'm going to have well, son, i hate to tell you, a private investigator -- no. we have to be careful and watch carefully what we do. >> kimberly: there are your friends in the control room. >> bob: a lot of kids do drink and do drive. they be very, very careful. >> greg: i offered to chaperon. you said no. >> bob: never mind. >> bret: you have a good kid. alex is a good boy. >> eric: my turn? two presidential election primaries going on last night. president obama was up -- reme

." >> as for the screening of snow white and the huntsman, she chose a stella mccarthy suit and a black mini skirt showing off those stems. >> i like what i've worn recently and you don't have many chances like cannes to turn it out. >> she wore a bing blazer for her "on the road" premiere to her floor length gown and the plunging red rheem acura she wore to rob's premiere. >> she hasn't always been glamorous. >> the 11-year-old epitomized tomboy chic while appearing in "panic room." and she rocked a button down style for "cold creek manor" in 2003 and in 2007 she chose a flowing dress and michael kors pumps for the "into the wild" premiere and in 2009 she popped on the carpet for the "adventureland" premiere wearing a coral colored striped mini dress but 2009 ushered in a major grunge phase and was in the midst of filming the run away phase playing joan jett and then the actual "run away" premiere so her most dressed down look on the carpet looking like she just rolled out of bed, keeping it casual she rocked converse with a mini dress for the mtv music awards and went full hollywood f

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huntsman was just behind clooney. yes, jon hotty huntsman.out that leather jacket. is he the hippest dude in the conservative crowd? dana, i pose that question to you. >> carol, i have to be honest, i did not know that the aarp had such a list. i mean, this is -- we're talking about the sexy people list. that's basically what this list is. was it quite aware that it existed? but i have a new perspective on things now. i mean, jon huntsman has got nice hair. he is a nice-looking guy. i've met him. he is a very nice gentleman. i honestly don't know what to say to that. >> he has nice hair. that's a ringing endorsement, dana. jason? >> you know, my own assessment of what sexy is probably not as good as either of yours. but the fact of the matter is, there's plenty of other republicans who are sexy. aaron schock, on the cover of "men's fitness." you have your candidate up in massachusetts. i think herman cain was kind of sexy. that might have been one of the things that got him in trouble. there's plenty of republicans out there who might be sexi

and she wrote, "trying to convince dad, jon huntsman to run for mayor of new york city. thoughts?are your thoughts? >> i hope he runs because i think all republicans, the idea of a republican who actually is more moderate who believes that global warming is real running for office i think, would elevate the debate. i think it's good for this country. i don't know that a candidate who speaks in chinese and does some of the things he has done i am not sure he is a compelling candidate but i hope he is. i hope he is. >> a bit of iconoclasts. >> yeah. >> more of it. thank you so much for joining us. ceo of green for all. much more to do on the war room right after this. jennifer speaks truth to power. >>the bottom line is we need an amendment. >>now it's your turn. connect with "the war room" jennifer granholm. >>it's a call to arms. make your voice heard. [ female announcer ] e-trade was founded on the simple belief that bringing you better technology helps make you a better investor. with our revolutionary new e-trade 360 dashboard you see exactly where your money is and what it's d

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huntsman the hottie. yep. >> the aarp says that the former utah governor and gop candidate, jon huntsman, is 1 of the 21 sexiest men alive over 50. >> well, it is aarp, right? >> that's right. he came in at number 20. that's 19, by the way, 19 behind george clooney -- >> is george clooney 50? >> he's 52, huntsman, and he was singled out for being the hippest dude in the conservative crowd -- >> and that is tough, right? >> that is tough to beat, that one. >> right. >> and for his brain power, of course, under that dreamy salt n pepper hair, he was once in a band, did you know this? >> no, i did not know this. >> relax, ladies, he's married and a father of seven. you know who else made the cut, actually for honorable mentions? colon powell. >> oh, i can understand that. yeah, i believe that. in fact, i would think jon huntsman could make "maxim." that's just me. >>> never works out well for a bear in a tree, right? again, this is the interwebs. this is from colorado. wildlife officials called into a neighb

a super pac from jon huntsman asked wouldn't it be great if there was a candidate. yes, there is one, jon huntsman and never said his name. the other one is a ron paul super pac. i call it the monster truck ad. ron paul is as big as an f-150. but for us, in fact checking, it was on our air which is the first component of why we would fact check it and second, you'd have to have some level of contrast or something to fact check. we didn't run a lot during the election. what i did for these clips, i picked from our last u.s. senate election in 2010 someone you may know. her name is kelly ayotte because it may be more appropriate she's on the vp veepstakes. the first one is about her maybe and then the next one about her democratic opponent paul holds. . >> u.s. senate candidate kelly ayotte uses this ad to attack bill binny for being too liberal. >> >> the purpose of this ad is to help define binny during a time when he is spending heavily with his own advertising focused on his background in business and creating jobs. halfway through this ad, ayotte makes three clai

it doesn't come though from the huntsman campaign but rather a super pac when you step me up to sheldon adelson and hans van you know i'm really the underdog billionaire and it's not just the red billionaires there are blue super donors as well like george soros are mover and shaker today hedge fund kingpin your soros a billionaire investor pledging cure million dollars to two democratic groups and jeffrey katzenberg who gave two million dollars to the pro obama super pac priorities usa people who have lots of financial resources. and strong ideologies or strong belief in a particular candidate have decided that they want to get involved in the process this way bob your sack says the money may not be able to buy the votes but often can control the message a reality that seems unfair to those who can't afford to give some americans can give several million dollars to a candidate they like and a lot of americans can maybe afford one hundred dollars do you think that's a problem or do you think that's just how it is that's a major problem why is that a major problem why because they have m

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jon huntsman, governor huntsman, ambassador huntsman is on there. clark is on there. and also, colin powell is on the list. there are some questionable people though, in terms of sexy. i don't know. but you know, i won't call them out. >> let's just say bow ties are sexy. jonathan capehart. thank you very much. that does it for this edition of "andrea mitchell reports." my colleague tamron hall is next. >> quite a topic with you and jonathan. in our next hour, they say one is the loneliest number but could 48% be obama's magic number? what it reveals right now for some key voters. >>> plus, crisis control. nasdaq is trying to stop the bleeding after facebook's ipo fall. and mitt romney said american students are getting a third world education under this administration. well, now philadelphia's mayor michael nutter is going after romney. the question for our gut check, did governor romney go too far? to get people to try on these new depend silhouette briefs, and today we are rocking the red carpet. look it's lisa rinna! lisa hiii,i know you don't n

. >> the big panel with abby huntsman, krystal ball, and errol lewis are next. >>> even conservatives are complaining about the fox and friends attack ad on the president. we will report and let you decide. >>> and the assault on democracy in michigan is even worse than wisconsin. you will not believe the trick michigan republicans are using to save their emergency manager law. author and talk radio host tom hartman will join me for the latest. )93g >>> mitt romney clinched the republican nomination last night, but he was upstaged by a carnival barker of sorts. yet romney won't disavow donald trump's birther talk. as byron york of the "washington examiner" reports, the romney campaign has no intention of distancing itself from trump. team romney believes repudiating trump would distract voters from romney's economic message. according to york, the campaign believes that sticking by trump and his race baiting will be seen as a sign of strength. meanwhile, romney's surrogates and right-wingers are trying to equate trump's racially charged antics with bill maher's stand-up act. >>

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but snow white and the huntsman hits theaters next week. chris hemsworth sits down with kevin mccarthy. is the a new movie out next week takes an exfrequently dark view of the classic snow white story. the eve queen sends a huntsman out to get the fair maiden. chris hemsworth talk to kevin mccarthy. >> i love the fact that the evil queen is just unstoppable. now, i was thinking how cool would it be if you could accepted an avenger into n. to kill the evil queen, who would be best choice in. >> who would be best choice. i think it would be -- some hand to hand -- i don't you have this great line in the film where you say i've had worse jobs in my life. want to know, as an actor, what was the worst job you ever had before becoming an actor. >> oh, god, i had plenty. worked for this horticultural library oirg company an each week i would be contracted to different job sites that were behind schedule. ill come up being weed the garden or dig holes or cut firewood on a farm. it was from job to job. it was all the jobs that no one else wanted to

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