. >> that is a good po nie t. when they choose a speaker it is usually a war criminal and they don't want to indulge him. >> maybe she should have ann coulter go to all of the colleges to annoy. >> they would remember that though. >> she would give a great speech. unlike a lot of these people she would give a great speech. >> bill, you didn't go to college so instead you went to emerson. >> did they have speakers there or did they wheel out a puppy? >> ma mud only ma din gnaw joked. we went out drinking afterwards and he gave me his coat. there are a lot of liberal speakers, but do you lis tone what any of the speakers say? you are right nobody remembers them. if you do remember it is little about politics and flourery rhetoric about how you are the future and give back to society, blah, blah, blah. that's why i didn't go to mine. i decided to stay in the public garden and get a tan. >> i talked to him and he said there may not be many days in iran. >> at emerson college, that's it. >> president obama spoke in ber

did you just make a po nie t right there? that was accurate. >> wow. where were we? >> it is wrong because it is a rich source of entertainment. the woman walking into the water water -- the water fountain and the guy finding a bear, and there should be a law against anybody living in jersey. >> wow. just alienated about 10% of our audience. bill, you live on the street and texters walk over you. which you don't mind. >> i used to have to pay for that stuff. i am agreeing with you. i used to work in new jersey. 24r* is nothing going on in new jersey. all we have are stupid texter getting run over by cars. that's the only thing i can look at when i stair at my sad, sad office. totally kidding, didn't have an office. >> i don't think that this leads to accidents. i think it actually reduces accidents, and i talked about this before in the show. there is no way to prove how many men die from looking at women. usually when they find a dead on the crosswalk he is dead and they assume he didn't see the car coming. most all male pedestrian accidents were because they were w

. >> for all three i think it was at that po nie t, 13 or 14 per child, and i probably reduced to abouter child. >> just to pay tuition gina would have to land a job paying, before taxes, around $80,000 a year. >> we looked at it for us and what our expenses would increase by having gina go back to work. in her case it is more than being a housewife because it is a housewife and a home school mother. we have the additional benefit. >> an additional financial benefit. and here is another that is often over looked. >> if you have an additional income come nooght family it could bump you into a higher tax bracket. and so your effective tax rate or the tacks you are paying or your take home pay could be impacted by the lower income spouse. >> let's say you have a family of four with an income of $50,000 a year with a standard deduction. your federal income tacks will run $694. state income tax is $26 for a total of $720 in income taxes. but if you have a second income of another $50,000, the tax picture changes dramatically. federal taxes rise to $856 and state taxes to $3,111 for a total o

my po nie t is mtv grabs you and peaks you and drops you like garbage. >> losing virginity is about peaking too early. make money. >> eric niece who you did mention he was a minister in a canadian government in the 1990s, but it is true. >> i left that out. >> the thing is people are now basing this off of the star -- the one they have now, this snooki. >> snooki. >> snoopy or whatever. she is famous for having sex with lots of people. maybe we can have somebody famous for not having sex. >> mtv is changing their slogan to "i want my std." >> no music, just biopsies. just painful, painful procedures. >>> from virginity to volume. should we add a charge to food that makes us large? a new study out of england, a stupid place, says the only way to beat obesity is if you add a 20% tax on unhealthy food and drinks. researchers make the case that a big hike would have a big influence on poor people whose diet sucks. under their math, a $tour cheese burger would cost an extra 80 cents making it $17. says one proponent, there are evidence that those who are poorer are more sensitive to the price ch

your wife gets 100 and your kids get 50 and you get 0, so that comes to 200 out of 400 so my po nie ts stop the lies. >> the premise for the 75% is the tribe recognizes you as all or nothing. every one of these indians is considered 100%. as soon as my kids marry anyone else but that tribe, they cease to be. in fact, i list in their -- i am listed in their papers as caucasian. they don't have my name. they don't recognize my existence. >> your kids themselves cease to be cherokee or their off spring? >> no, my kids will stay who they are, but their off spring, sorry. >> are they renegades. >> and they are not cherokee, they #r* hochunks. >> i apologize for that. >> no problem. >> and you said somebody else didn't get to a job because of the jump to the front of the line and there is no proof of that. >> no, but at the same time, if she got jobs as part -- even if some of it was because she was a native american, if she got any points at all, she had some advantage over some other person who was very close, except they didn't have that advantage. >> absolutely. i am just saying as of y