he had been talking to lorne about the possibility of being on this new show. i said, do you have any hints you can give me so i can have a leg up in this meeting? he said, well, he used to write for woody allen. he used to produce monty python specials. oh, and he hates mimes. lorne hates mimes. the bulls up a chair and give him this poem with 1100 jokes in it. he opens it. he reads the first joke. egos, u -- he goes, uh-huh, good. then he closes the book. i wrote 1100 jobs over two days, and he reads one joke. i wrote a jokes and the post office was about to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the united states. 10 cents, but if you want to lick it, it is a quarter. [laughter] he said, good. good. he said, tell me, how much money do you need to live on? i said, well, i am making $2.75 an hour at the deli. match it. [laughter] he said, well, tell me a little bit more about yourself. acted it to mean before he committed this kind of cash, he wanted to see what he was buying. i said, with the allen is my idol. i love monty python. but if there is one mim

lorne says to the cameramen, follow that horse. gilda says, i am is so upset, i am going to throw myself out a window. it was all good. you make adjustments and move forward. whew. [laughter] [applause] >> who knew 37 years later you would be in this situation. >> it was all building to this moment. >> a nice segue. >> i had to bring it back. >> given that, well -- will there be a "lunatics 2"? >> absolutely not. yes, i do not even care if we have a book. it is like going on tour with alan zweibel. very entertaining. like watching him try to find the gate at the airport. >> you make it seem like i am the rain man. >> he would be able to find the gates at the airport. [laughter] you see the parents with the thing that connects their wrists to the children. that is what i need with him. >> alan on book tour, you have to go to many different cities and make connections. you pack a small carry-on suitcase. when we met for the book tour in new york, alan had a suitcase that had wheels. it would not go in the overhead. the question was,

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golden boy we're going to default on the euro that person someone is going to come along and say that lorne and that person is going to get elected. there is a prediction there i want to prediction from you on this because you mentioned the spanish yields and a key spanish striker yield going above seven percent to seven point five percent but we've seen this before we've seen spain get to this dangerous seven percent yield price i'm curious at what point is there the turning point where spain can no longer borrow from the markets and where spain does need a bailout. it's there right now it's going to happen i believe the consensus opinion right now is that that is exactly what's going to happen bear in mind that germany flirted with excuse me greece. with. seven and a half percent yeah a major mistake that the greece flirted with that seven and a half percent for a while they came and the president of the e.c.b. john kotter say at that time how many big three parties celebrations did they have overgrazed before greece finally imploded and we've seen a number of these same celebrations here

nothing more gorilla like than interviewing actually newsworthy international figure they also denounced lorne wilkerson lawrence wilkerson for appearing on this show and pointing out the violence committed by both sides in syria and here they're attacking lawrence korb for arguing the intervention in syria really probably isn't the best idea let's just take a look at what pissed them off so much shall we. not quite sure who the rebels are who we would be would be be protecting. you know what you are it's one thing to say ok let's and they are probably you willing to you know ground troops to follow up at all unlikely should we be the ones that are sending airpower if there were no i said it's your duty you have actual community i mean and this is not an american problem it's a problem that impacts the arab league and other countries in europe. well actually mulling through military and diplomatic consequences what shameless propaganda thanks for pointing that out for you beacon as if anyone actually wanted hard core republican thoughts on intervention because they're pretty damn obvious so th

he will lorn learn about the difficultyings inside the european union. i think it's a very valuable opportunity to hear from first-class american ally in poland, what the situation in europe is. >> greta: today, he said he was making his criticism on american soil. i guess that's to tell us, while he's oversea, he won't be making swipes at president obama's foreign policy. >> i think his campaign has made it clear, he will listen n. london, it is not just the opening ceremony of the olympics. a lot of heads of state and foreign ministers will be there. he will have a chance for bilateral meetings. >> greta: there is something to be said, we don't -- i mean, politician it's not politicians, but representatives of the united states are not supposed to make a critical remark overseas. >> i think it's commendable that he will try to uphold that standard. very few politicians still do. >> greta: thank you. >> thank you. >> greta: straight ahead who, is behind the recent and dangerous national security leaks? senator dianne feinstein giving an answer that is s

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lastly, a couple states took the bull by the lorns on teacher equity ensures that students, all students, have equal access to effective teachers. they did not waive this part of the law, but two states really dug into the effectiveness measures for teachers allege would use that to -- and would use that to ensure students had equal access. rhode island, god bless them, said no student would go more than two years being taught by an ineffective teacher. we can sort of discuss and debate if that's the right wording or right amount of time, but they stuck their neck out putting a number on it. in terms of findings across applications briefly, big changes even without the waivers, but certainly with the waivers. the waivers, themselves, did not stimulate changes, but helped states push forward an extra bit. there's obviously promising ideas. i talked about some ideas that need more detail or flushing out like learning time, and new york got a thumb's up in the report for describing what dude with learning time, and last, but not least, a variety sources of funding to do this, including not