. >> i tell him that because of fang, the idiot who thinks roe vs. wade is two guys in a canoe. >> she was great. she got a big boost from bob hope as you may remember. she joined from 23 television specials, three films, started to tv shows in the '60s. both were short lived but she became a regular on the game show circuit. you saw her on lots of them. always unhappy with her looks, she became the poster girl for cosmetic surgery. one they she never changed, that trademark laugh. >>> a federal judge in texas has thrown out a lawsuit filed by bicyclist lance armstrong against the u.s. antidoping agency. the suit claims the agency lacked jurisdiction and violated his constitutional rights. this decision mes the antidoping agency can proceed with its case. it claims armstrong took steroids and blood boosters to win the tour de france every year from 1999 to 2005. >>> our break from the summer heat is going to continue, at least for another day. olga is back at 4:39 to let us know possibly if there's going to be some rain this afternoon. >>> at 4:42, t

. >> i can't do that because of fang, the idiot.roe versus wade is two guys in a canoe. >> reporter: diller's career got a big boost from bob hope. the hollywood legend picked her to join him for 23 television specials and three films in the '60s. she even joined him on a uso trip to vietnam during the height of the war. >> well, he was my guru for all nearly half a century. >> reporter: diller starred in two tv shows in the '60s. both were short-lived, but she became a celebrity on the game show circuit, including "hollywood squares." and she stayed active through the decade, doing stand-up and making frequent guest appearances well into her later years. >> you know you're old when your favorite drink is metamucil. >> reporter: always unhappy about her look, diller also became a poster girl for plastic surgery, undergoing more than a dozen procedures. but one thing she never changed -- [ laughter ] -- her signature laugh. >> that's my real laugh and i often laugh. and if everybody laughs that way, they'd be healthier. >> reporter:

that is a technical fang that slows the south. we like to close them out, too. does what the public expects. amato -- the numbers are lower and the timing is better. i am glad they are getting them to move forward. anything further? please call the next item. >> the director's report discussion and review of recent activities. >> director hicks, welcome back. >> is good to be back. thank you. we have no recent activities to report. i gave detailed reports last wednesday. and so will a report at future meetings. >> hope the next item. >> the commission president's report, the commissioners reports. >> i have two quick things to report on. i was able to see a marine unit in action. i was invited as a guest on a boat for the america's cup. i am not a sailor. but i was on a boat and it was interesting to see the marine unit out there. he looked really good. they are helping the coast guard patrol and it was very impressive. leo was approved and receiving boats and a commitment and i have to tell you, the first time i have seen the boats, it was very impressive i saw

. >> reporter: she made endless fun of her fictional husband, the infamous fang. >> i told fang i wasto have my face-lift, he said who would steal it. >> reporter: she punctuated with wild outfits and wig but her best accessory was her laugh. 84 years old, diller took the stage for her last standup performance. >> the best contraceptive for old people is nudity. >> look at me, crying through the whole thing. she liked her own jokes. she knew she was funny. she had as good a time on stage as the audience had. and they felt that, too. >> reporter: america couldn't help but love phyllis diller. every joke she made came from the heart. >> i always said i would like to become a gracious lady and be known for kindness. of course i -- >> you are. [ applause ] >> thank you. thank you. >> reporter: her close friend said she was always more happy for others than herself and she was the first one to laugh at a young comic's jokes. that says a lot about her character. >> thank you. i'm sure she will be remembered that way. >> definitely a ground breaker. >>> still ahead on a much different note,

she created a character of a put upon housewife with a husband she called fang. >> she is such a sheer row to so many comedians especially for her inspiration as a woman who defied all odds. >> she died in her sleep at her los angeles home, she was 95 years old. >>> san francisco bay will be busy as practice begins with the world series. multihold boats, it is a series going up, qualifying races begin tomorrow. spectators can get a few at the marina green. and they are still alive after a dramatic extra inning win. >> the crowd in downtown petaluma went crazy after danny hit the walk off home run in the 8th inning and we spoke to him after his hit. >> i was trying to make contact because there were too many and also i was just trying to get something territorial. >> and he did a pretty good job there. petaluma faces connecticut, it is a team they beat and 5:00, tickets are just $5. >> 4:45 is the time, very exciting. there is some great traffic to talk about. >>> pam, there is a crash, it is a fatal crash that is on the shoulder, just got word from chp that one of the lanes is still bl

with a fictional husband named fang. >> i was the only woman doing what i was doing. >> she inspired a generation while continuing her career well into her 80s. she added her voice to the movie "a bug's life". a. >> she has a star on the hollywoodwood walk of fame. she died today at age 956789 her place in comedy won't fade away. >> she had a nice long run. i'm happy for the time she was with us. she was a trailblazer. and gave us something to laugh about. >> she says the laugh was real but she trance formed her body and face. she once joked when i die god won't recognize me. her manager says she passed away with a smile on her face. >> and one of sports last joined the 21 century. the augusta national golf club has a female member and condoleezza rice and darla moore will be toning green jackets. it issued a statement calling it a joyous occasion. rice says she looks forward to playing at the course. several pro golfers agreed this is long overdue. >> i'm glad they're doing it. i think it's great news. >> president obama calling it about time. >> and the recession cut into school bu

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joe fang, brian cenoba, paul sedway, margaret lynn, jack plumack, and edward collins. >> good afternoon, commissioners. i am the president of the homeowners' association at the four seasons, which is on the same block as the proposed project. on behalf of the homeowners, i am here to express our grave concern over the eir report. the project has a number of very significant issues which are not properly addressed are mitigated in the draft eir. i will only mention a few of them. for example, the draft eir addresses only the pm traffic in this area, the afternoon traffic. as we all know -- will you show this, miss? >> their it is. -- there it is. >> as we all know, this is third street. the traffic is worst in the a.m. hours, when all the office commuters are trying to get to the financial district. the shoppers are trying to get into union square. all the housewives are trying to do their shopping in chinatown. it is not unusual to take 10 or 20 minutes to go the two blocks between howard and market street. for some curious reason, this eir does not address the a.m. traffic at all. the

she often joked about her fictitious husband, fang who, quote, couldn't sell windex to a peeping tom. >>> still ahead on "way too early," the 21st century finally arriving at augusta georgia. the golf club inviting two female members to join the club. leave it to the first african-american secretary of state to break yet another barrier. that's ahead in sports. >>> you didn't think that a representative could get busted skinny dipping in the sea of galilee without david letterman's take. >>> for some of the failed -- not sure where they went, one report said they flew to ask gorba krch gorbachev for mercy. so you brushed with colgate total and you didn't. let's compare. germ party! eww! now the colgate total mouth. nice! [ female announcer ] colgate total fights 90% more plaque germs. i'm in. [ female announcer ] colgate total. less germs. healthier mouth. is now in our new starbucks refreshers™ -- a breakthrough in natural energy. made with real fruit, starbucks refreshers™ are delicious low calorie drinks you can feel good about. ♪ rethink how you re-energize. ♪ get a boost of natur

. >>> he is injured in a fang-related shooting in east san jose. it happened outside a gas station. investigators say the gunfire came when two groups of men met at an intersection. the 13-year-old boy and adult victim were wounded. both are expected to survive. police are still looking for suspects. >>> a robbery at a grow house in oakland turned deadly. it happened on seventh street and webster. >> tara moriarty was the force report. she explains how it unfolded. good afternoon, tara. >> reporter: business owners say they are shocked it happened in chinatown, two blocks from police headquarters. it is what is behind closed doors that the suspects were after. it is 100 marijuana plants that were part of the grow house operation. he is the one that pulled the trigger. three intruders forced their way into the house on seventh street and webster. two others ran off and they are described as asian. they are not sure if they are armed or not. there were documents inside the home showing that marijuana was grown for medicinal purposes. >> there were certain legal documents and we want t

joe fang, brian cenoba, paul sedway, margaret lynn, jack plumack, and edward collins. >> good afternoon, commissioners. i am the president of the homeowners' association at the four seasons, which is on the same block as the proposed project. on behalf of the homeowners, i am here to express

. >> her husband wasn't really named fang and while she famously had more face lifts than husbands she a few partners over the years. she didn't like smoking but always had a cigarette holder and she wasn't always funny. in fact, she turned in some memorable, dramatic performances. mostly, phyllis diller blew open the doors of comedy for all the women who came after her and she launched a generation of comics and then some. when her one-time comedy partner bob hope died, she came on the air with us to remember his favorite joke about her. >> it was that i was so ugly that a peeping tom threw up on my window sill. >> bad health finally forced her to give up stand up a decade ago. her last appearance was on the tonight show in 2007. tonight every big name in hollywood has reacted to the death of a giant among them. the one of a kind phyllis diller, gone at the age of 95. that is our broadcast on a monday night. thank you for being with us as we start off a new week. i'm brian williams. we hope to see you right back here tomorrow evening. we hope to see you right back here tomorrow evenin

as one of the few women on stage drawing laughs for her character as housewife with a husband named fang. >> diller worked at ksfo radioand appeared on television in the bay area. she also appeared on tv with bob hope eventually getting her own phyllis diller show. later she performed on the silver screen, a legendary maker who ascribed many generations of female comedians. >> san francisco comic mar goe goe mez showed us an autographed copy of diller's biography. she says today many around the country are remembering diller and mourning. >> she is such a hero especially her roots in san francisco and her inspiration as being a woman who defied all odds. >> gomez dedicating her show on thursday to phyllis diller and of course the owners her at the purple onon will be among many in the bay area thinking of the comedian who made so many life. ktvu channel 2 news. >> and if you'd like to see more from the long career of phyllis diller go to our web site ktvu.com. there you'll find a slide show and video right on our home page. >>> an alameda man accused of burglarizing the home of the late

would you like hard fangs or soft fangs? >> what do people say? >> usually soft fangs.mal interest. and something like sex and aggression is something that sometimes we are nervous about putting together, but i think it's true humanity. >> i think we'll all watch the show differently now. >> i hope you do. >> such a pleasure. so lovely. >>> "end point" is next. ♪ [music plays] a living, breathing intelligence teaching data how to do more for business. [ beeping ] in here, data knows what to do. because the network finds it and tailors it across all the right points, automating all the right actions, to bring all the right results. [ whirring and beeping ] it's the at&t network -- doing more with data to help business do more for customers. ♪ >>> time for "end point" now. neftali? >> after months of being on defense this week showed the romney's campaign attempt to go on offense. we'll have to see if that works. >> i think that we're going to have to get away from some of this negativity and the casn candidates are going to have to be positive or ty are going to lose the

outrageous clothes, creating the persona of a housewife who made jokes about her fictional husband known as fang. he's the idiot. thinking that row verses wade is two guys in a canoe. >> the hollywood legend joined them for 23 different television specials and three films in the 60s. they also starred in two tv shows in the 60s as well, but both did not last very long. however they came to the celebrity on the game circuit. always unhappy with the looks though. also becoming a poster girl for the cosmetic surgeries, undergoing more than a dozen procedures. one thing they never changed though is the signature. >> hollywood has also lost the film director whose career spanned three decades. that they jumped off the bridge yesterday. and in what appears to be a decide. they left a note to several loved ones. that was the biggest star in hollywood, which is denzel washington acing among their best known movie. top gun, true romance, and unstoppable. >>> rosie o donald is recovering from a heart attack. the 50-year-old comedian blogged today that she feels lucky to be alive, experiencing sudden gnaw

later this year, our first guest's fake fangs will be plucked and placed in the vampire wing of the smithsonianhen he says goodbye to the "twilight" franchise forever. but first, he stars as a morally bankrupt billionaire in david cronenberg's "cosmopolis," which is in limited release now. please welcome robert pattinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what's happening? [ cheers and applause ] tears are being shed. there's a real -- i have to say, there's -- all right, all right, calm down, you animals. [ cheers and applause ] >> my tongue keeps coming out of my mouth, when anyone screams, like the reaction -- >> jimmy: maybe you are trying to french kiss them all. [ cheers and applause ] it's weird when i came into work this morning, there was a line of women and i thought they were here for me. are they always waiting, like, when you come out of an elevator, is it like, "ahh!" >> not really. i have to plan it well in advance. i have to invite everybody and then it works. >> jimmy: the last time you were here, i think you were homeless, right? [ laughter ] >> still am. >> jimmy: you still

most of her routines made fun of herself and her husband "fang."ures. long time friend, joan rivers said she was the last from an era that insisted a woman had to look funny in order to be funny. diller had her own tv show made more than two dozen movies and entertained troops in vietnam. her family says she died peacefully in her sleep...she was 95. last november, phyllis diller still to come this midday: the alarming study about over- tired and over-worked doctors in america and how it can affect and later in lunchbreak: two signature dishes i'm deborah kastroun...time for the bloomberg "on the money" report, live from the n.y.s.e. expedia starwood and marriott are among the travel sites and hotels accused of conspiring to fix pricing for hotel room 434 is a lawyer for the plaintiffs say that there's the illusion that consumers can spend time researching oto rates online for deals ... and it's not the case ... one of the plaintiffs from chicago six a court order to stop this alleged price-fixing ... boston market restaurants are doing away with s

. >> reporter: or her mythic call husband, fang, a creation that was only an extreme exaggeration ofs electric blanket. [ laughter ] >> that's my real laugh. in the beginning it was nerves. nerves. just you know how when people are nervous they giggle. >> reporter: phyllis diller did a few movies with bob hope but mainly stuck to what she knew best, and it might surprise you that one of the things she knew best was playing the piano. but what we knew best were the outrageous outfits, the proud admissions of plastic surgery, one of the first celebrities to do so, and the non-stop one-liners. >> such bad shape i wear prescription underwear. >> reporter: phyllis diller paved the way for countless female comedians and always had the last laugh. [ laughter ] >> reporter: for "cbs this morning," bill whittaker, los angeles. >>> phyllis diller called joan rivers her pro tow jay. joan is with us to talk about her long-time friend. hello, joan rivers. >> nice to see you. sadness. >> i feel the same. i know you and favorite daughter melissa had lunch with her a month ago. what did she mean to

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became his favorite sparring partner with a very liberal democrat who was accused of amazing libelous fangs in terms of communist politics. that is the slade gorton's friendship with a brilliant young attorney who defended goldmark and his wife against charges that they were communists tools of the communist conspiracy i think the phrase was. slade gorton did that as a republican at large risk to his reputation. and his run for attorney general in 1968. and then one of the first highest-ranking elected officials in america, richard nixon's resignation in what slade referred to as nixon burdened america with a moral climate of cynicism and suspicion. i had a front row seat for the landmark decision on indian fishing rights because when legislature was in session i covered the indian nation in the rise of a lot of young indian -- it is encyclopedic what he has done. forget landmark elections. some of the closest and most decisive in american history just a tour they force campaign to defeat warren magnuson. nighters the kids say, the goldwash campaign. a great senator and washington's next gr

when a great white shark sinks its fangs into you, what does it feel like?people ask me if i knew it was a shark. and i figured it was either an elephant or a polar bear or a shark. so pretty quickly i got to shark. it felt like i was in a very, very heavy vise. >> that you couldn't get out of. >> right, and i started kicking at it with my right leg, then it let go. >> the pictures we're looking at, incredibly gruesome here. this is a huge very dangerous sea creature that's come at you. you must have thought i could die here. >> i honestly am not sure i ever thought i could die. i thought "a shark has my leg." i think that's as far as i got. >> isn't that the first step towards death? i'd be thinking, the chips are up, sunshine. why did you stay so cool? >> i think the most surprise thing to me about this whole incident is that i didn't actually feel afraid. >> really? >> no. i felt worried. >> worried? my god, i'd be -- a bit worried. a great white shark has got your leg. >> when the shark first bit my leg, i started kicking at it. then it let go. the next