remember lucky charms had pink hearts, yellow moons, owner stars, green clovers, and viagra, for some reason. ( laughter ). i should have known there was a gay agenda in our cereal. you're not fooling anybody, kashi. you're more than just good friends. ( laughter ). luckily, one man, 65-year-old real estate broker michael wisener, has the courage to fight back against the general mills gay menace. >> one out of every eight boxes of cereal in this country is cheero's. this is really the treat now of the homosexuals and this is our protest of general mills advocating same-sex marriages so we are going to torch some cereals. >> wait, get in the car. >> stephen: get out of there! get out of there! ( applause ) the gays have tricked you. first they coat america's favorite cereal with the gayest of all ingredients -- honey nut. no surprise, it's flaming. then the homosexual mafia that controls breakfast issues their little press release, leading a good man to react how any of us would, by burning cereal with a blow torch in a mini olympics calderon. the whole protest turned into a fiery, em