. >> national senior citizen day not to be confused with national senior citizen weeeek, the republicanvention in florida. >> in honor of senior citizen day i ate a bowl of hard candy and pretended not to know what a laptop was. >> i don't hear it, do you hear it? >> no. >> the republicans let them have theirs in north carolina, and everybody can go to the mat. >> are we going to meet this? >> i came up with this. it's self depourtation station. >> there's a lot of stuff in here. i'm oddly drawn to it. it activates the auto lock, and off it goes. >> you need to know when to hold them and know when to fold them. i have walked it before. i know when you have to hold that mantle and pass it to someone else. that's what i had to do in alaska. >> there go. >> hey pull my finger. [laughter] >> the new campaign commercial says president obama should not take credit for killing osama bin laden. >> what barack obama wants you to believe he coordinateed top-secret precision assault that took out america's most hated enemy. what really happened? osamas was hit by a truck. >> eliot: i guess you cou