bacon, pancetta, proscuitto, hamhocks, canned ham, john hamm. (laughter) oh-- he looks salty. (laughter) nation, they say that this bacon shortage is caused by global warming and crop failure. but i believe this bacon shortage is a conspiracy. a ba-con-spiracy. (laughter) just think about it, okay? who's not supposed to eat bacon? well, jews, first. but most of the jews i know do anyway. (laughter) once again, aloha. (laughter) no, i'm talking about the really observant jews. muslims. (laughter) they won't even touch bacon! which means this bacon shortage is nothing less than creeping sharia law! and you know who i blame? barack obama. (laughter) oh, i have been warning you for years about his kowtowing to islamic extremists. well, now the chicken shawarma has come home to roost-- in a catastro-pita. during the past arab spring obama let radical imams lead an uprising against our radical friends in the middle east. >> you go back to the beginning of the arab spring and this administration did everything in its power to dislodge two key u.s. allies-- hosni mubarak and moammar q

. >> john hamm is always nominated but never wins. >> five nominations for john hamm, still hasn't wone show, he didn't win, no. >> the guy from greenday, billy jay armstrong checked into rehab. >> iheart radio, i know you guys have talked about it before. he goes on stage right here -- >> his profanity-laced tirade because apparently they cut his set short. come to find out, they never cut it short. he started smashing a guitar on set. we later find out that, you know, he's going into rehab for substance abuse. there he goes. starting to smash that. kids are there. it's just not the venue to do anything quite like that. obviously, going through some personal problems. >> you think? >> he's going to cut some appearances, obviously, out of his schedule because he's going to be in rehab right now. >> not true it was cut to make more time for rihanna or usher. it was always meant to be short. >> he apologized, back pedalled. >> what about the lindsay lohan thing, a guy accused her of hitting him. now she might go after him? >> she did an interviewing, saying that she smelled like alcohol.

john hamm, i hate john hamm, he never -- he can't look bad. >> he probably feels the same about you, being, he keeps it classic and traditional, simple bow tie, hand tied. i love a single button, i believe that is, because it gives you the james bond look. when you get into two and three buttons, gets a little more pedestrian, a little more business. >> you know about this i

. >> even if madmen does win, critics expect john hamm to once again miss out as best actor. among those standing in the way. he's won three previous times. >> i think this is the brian bran ston category. as long as he wants it. >> i interrogated him for months. >> claire danes is heavily favored to win best actress, beating out the likes of glenn close for her role as a troubled cia agent. >> she's a hero, but she's also schizophrenic. it's hard to know if you should support her or tell her to get help. >> when it comes to laughs, modern family is expected to make it three straight wins as best comedy. >> there's just a sense that people really love the show an love the characters. >> emmy love could come lou wi's bay. he's got writing and directing nominations for louie. >> why am i trying to impress you? >> i think there's a sense that just the sheer undertaking that he puts into the show may have finally earned him the award this year. >> best actress field is crowded with past winners. one of them is favored by many to win again. julia louis dryfuss. >> the role is writ