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. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ a kraft homestyle mac & cheese bowl. s ] [ male announcer ] kraft macaroni & cheese. you know you love it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >>> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i always say -- i always say that our show is lucky to have the greatest band in late night, the roots, right there, everybody. they're just the greatest. we love them. [ cheers and applause ] but it isn't always fun and games. from time to time, we put the roots to the test. we pick people from our audience and have the roots make up songs about them on the spot. it's time for "freestylin' with the roots." here we go. ♪ time to freestyle with the roots ♪ >> jimmy: hey, roots, you ready to do this? >> yes. >> hell yeah! >> jimmy: all right, let's pick someone. who wants the roots to write a song about them? anybody? [ cheers and applause ] yeah? very good, very good. come on, stand up. how you doing? >> great. >> jimmy: all right, good. you take that. what is your name? >> mary ann. >> jimmy: mary ann. i like that song -- it's a good song too. four seasons

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