i don't know. >> i think you can hold your wrist that way, i think you can do that too. but-- i missed, i did. >> rose: you did. >> yeah. >> rose: do you have time for other things now? other than -- >> i do. i make-- i mean i have taken off from when i finished the bond film until now. i've taken all those months off. >> rose: so what did you do? >> oh, i had the most lovely time. just being withriends. being at home. >> rose: hanging out. >> hanging out. and now i'm going to start, do a film with steven fractures. >> rose: tell me about this, i read about that. >> that is called-- you like steven. >> i do, yes, love working with him. >> rose: what's there not to like. >> what is there not to like. >> rose: exactly. >> he gets quite grumpy now and again. >> rose: it's understood. >> yes. it is about a true story about somebody who is alive still who filamina lee who had this baby. >> rose: i know this story. >> about her lost child. >> rose: in search of her lo dhild. >> yes. she goes with-- who has been played by steve who has written a script with jeff pope. >> rose: y

cryin' ♪ ♪ now i feel like looking at you flyin' i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, wantwant you back wa-want you, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back ♪ ♪ uh [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go, cher lloyd! nice job. that was great. thank you so much. that was terrific. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, bryan cranston, rebel wilson, of course, cher lloyd. tomorrow night, carol burnett will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now, jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: aw, thank you so much. i feel the love. i feel the love. what a great crowd. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. that's a lot of love right there. thank you so much. [ che

it off thinking you'd be cryin' now i feel like looking at you flyin' ♪ ♪ i want you back i want youu, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i thought you'd still be mine when i kissed you goodbye uh oh, uh oh ♪ ♪ oh-oh-oh and you might be with her but i still had you first uh oh, uh oh ♪ ♪ remember all the things that you and i did first? and now you're doing them with her ♪ ♪ remember all the things that you and i did first? yo! remember all the things! ♪ ♪ that you and i did first? and now you're doing them with her remember all the things ♪ ♪ that you and i did first? you got me, got me like this boy, you can say anything you wanna ♪ ♪ i don't give a no one else can have ya i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh i broke it off thinking you'd be cryin' ♪ ♪ now i feel like looking at you flyin' i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh ooh-ooh-ooh la la la la laaa ♪ ♪ i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back ♪ ♪ uh [ cheers and applause ] >>

i don't even know you. >> well, i know you, because i eat your dreams for breakfast. [ laughter ] >> ere? [ laughs ] >> here? you did it again, man. here, "late night with jimmy fallon?" that one took me a second, but i see where you're going with that one, too. >> jimmy: what? >> come on, here. here. here and now. now and later. later gator. gatorade. kool-aid. cool whip. whip my hair. bring it back to willow smith. will smith. "the fresh prince of bel air" supply. supply closet. "trapped in the closet." bring it back to r. kelly. kelly kapowski from "saved by the bell." belle and sebastian. sebastian the crab. "under the sea." cee lo. hi-c ecto cooler. bring it back to slimer from "ghostbusters." ghost hunters. "house hunters international." "national treasure 2: book of secrets." "secret world of alex mack." bring you back to "clarissa explains it all." "all that." "that 70s show." "showtime at the apollo." apolo ohno. apolo oh-yes. "yes, dear," the sitcom that used to be on cbs, the home of david letterman. letterman to leno, leno to conan, conan to fallon. "late night with jimmy

but can you say that about -- i agree with you. it is like, why are we in places where they hate us? >> i am here. >> you guys make your living on this, but what are the vital american interests? the whole notion of military interventionism and the unintended consequences that in my opinion have hundreds of millions of enemies to this country that wouldn't exist but for these military interventions? >> fair point? >> i am caught up on your idea of not showing up at parties. i haven't been to the hamptons since 1995. i get cooler every year. >> i was lying. i don't get invited to anything. >> tragic. >> this was a twitter moment. this is mitt romney's binder full of women. >> we took a concerted effort to find women who had backgrounds who could be qualified to be members of our cabinet. i went to a number of women's groups and said can you help us find folks? i found binders full of women. >> he could have said it better, right. but what he was saying is he hires a lot of women. >> that's a lie. that's an absolute lie. he was trying

i didn't want to you think that i was thinking-- do you -- >> i think it's probably-- . >> rose: dow rich woman think of yourself as dickens. >> no, i really get that, i think it's a fair question. but i also think that i do genuinely think that if you are-- if are you sitting there thinking now who would i most like to be compared to, you are wasting your time. just get on and work. do the work. >> rose: yeah. but who are you writing for? >> my ideal reader has an open mind. and loves character, i suppose. >> rose: but when you are writing dow see like a movie. do you see this-- pretty soon i assume after harry potter you saw the character as exactly like the movie character for harry potter. >> interestingly-- no. >> rose: interesting? >> no, i didn't. >> rose: you never thought of him as -- >> with one exceptio exception-- exception this is what is interesting. i never saw dan or rupert or emma as my-- no, because hi lived with them so long i saw my characters in my head there was one exception and i have said this before, if anna lynch who played luna lovegood, i saw her. >> that

i hope you have been well. >> have i been, actually. >> you have been well? >> yes, literally. >> literally well. >> i am happy for you. >> okay, well don't ask the question and not wait for a response. >> i was trying to be polite. >> maybe i was being defensive, i'm sorry for that too. >> what struck you most about the debate. you notice there were no women there. >> yes, that's unfortunate. our next goal is to have a black female president, but i thought you guys got served. it was nice to see the gloating after the first one. it was a huge slap in the face to us and it was like pow. he was funny and he was on, and he was black. it was amazing joy you mention he is black. is that why you like obama? is that your primary -- >> i think it is impressive that someone from that background could become president, and i think it is admiral. >> really? you think it is harder for him? >> it is a lot harder for him. if he was white he would not be as awesome in a lot of ways. >> that's good to know. that kind of makes you a racist. >> no, racist people are people who

you can say i love you, i love you, i love you. > to the best of your ability in jail, that's the best way to go. ♪ i need you >> at the end of the day, that's all i got. that's really all i got, her and my mother. so emily, i love you. ♪ can't take my love away ♪ baby i'm yours i'm yours ♪ i'm yours i'm yours ♪ i'm yours >> i love you, baby girl. i love you. she says she didn't expect that one. she wasn't ready for that one. i told you, you did it, baby. i love you. >>> coming up, melanie reddy is back in jail. and robert sutton gets the visit he's longed for. >> will you marry me? >>> melanie reddy spent a month in the suffolk county jail, awaiting trial on a prostitution charge. the case was eventually dismissed. reddy has now returned to the streets of boston. but she knew her future was less than certain. >> i've done years. i've done months. i keep coming in and out because every time i use, this is my end result. >> the day she was released from jail, reddy was treated for a heroin overdose. three weeks later, she's back in t

you? >> yes, i did. >> i was going to ask you, i had kelsey grammer on the show and he bailed -- >> oh, my gosh. i'm dieing to know what happened. >> i'll tell you what happened. he was out there and i was given a set of questions and researched it and he was quite happy to talk about his ex-wife camille and then he was in the green room and actually saw a picture of him and her popping up in the open for the show and he saw a rehearsal of it, tried to get us to change it. there wasn't change, we had two minutes. opened with five different pictures. one with camille and saw this picture appear and him and his entourage left the building. >> what did you do? >> up the creek without a paddle. >> we carried on with the politics and i just kept teasing the fact he may or may not come back. luckily it was a huge ratings bonanza. he did better without being on air. did you ever have that. >> i've never had anyone bail on me once in the studio. i've had people be late in the studio and i bailed on them. >> anybody good. >> p. diddy was like 40 minutes late so i walked up to my office and said, ma

you got toys? iquare that with what's on your myspace website where you talk about jesus rocks and heroes, god. you need to know that i'm chris hansen with "dateline" and we're doing a story on adults who try to meet teens online. if there's anything else you'd like to tell us, we'd like to hear it. otherwise, you are obviously free to be on your way. as i'm finishing my conversation, i ask if there's anything else he'd like anybody to know. and he turns and says -- >> keep your genes in your jeans. >> your genes in the jeans? that's your advice? and it took me a few minutes to figure out what he was talking about, genes in your jeans, clever way of saying don't get yourself in one of these situations. >> get down on the ground! >> how did it go at the house today? i'm just curious. >> i pulled up in front of the house, like she had said to. i got out, and she was coming up at the door. i saw she had a wig on. i thought, this is odd. i had a little bit of suspicion before i even got there. >> did you

i was like -- >> jimmy: "i love you but i hate you. wait, what?" s very sweet. it's very sweet. >> but yeah, so i don't know where that side comes from. >> jimmy: well, this -- the storyline for this new season now is your -- your husband -- your ex-husband is kind of a stalker. but now he wants back in. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and you're like, "he's a creepy dude." so, there's a whole side, right? >> you know, the breakdown for the husband for kalinda was daniel craig from james bond. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. well, he was just here. >> i know. >> jimmy: but he's bond. he, like, left through the roof. [ light laughter ] he just, like -- he came on through the ceiling. >> it's a very toxic relationship. >> jimmy: yeah. and do you know where it's going to go? >> it's going to go to a very dark and dangerous place. >> jimmy: [ gasps ] oh, you guys, this is what i'm talking about. >> and lots of naughty, naughty things. >> jimmy: naughty, naughty things. i love it. more from mom. here's archie panjabi in a clip from "the good wife." check it out. >>

♪ that you and i did first? d now you're doing them with her remember all the things ♪ ♪ that you and i did first? you got me, got me like this boy, you can say anything you wanna ♪ ♪ i don't give a -- no one else can have ya i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh i broke it off thinking you'd be cryin' ♪ ♪ now i feel like looking at you flyin' i want you back i want you back ♪ ♪ wa-want you, want you back uh ooh-ooh-ooh la la la la laaa ♪ ♪ i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back uh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh-ooh i want you back i want you back wa-want you, want you back ♪ ♪ uh [ cheers and applause ] >> jay: there you go! cher lloyd! nice job. that was great. thank you so much. that was terrific. thank you, thank you. i want to thank my guests, bryan cranston, rebel wilson, of course, cher lloyd. tomorrow night, carol burnett will be here. but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up right now. jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national

you did it, buddy. i mean, you are. leader of the pack." >> "leader of the pack." you know, "dog whisperer" helped me to, you know, help relationships, you know, but this one is gonna really help me to save lives. in america, 4 to 5 million dogs die every year. around the world, 600 million. so, that's why i felt the need and my responsibility to do a show that is about rescuing, rehabilitating and rehoming dogs. >> jimmy: now, this is on nat geo wild. >> that's a nat geo wild show. >> jimmy: i actually wanted -- i just got a puppy, me and my wife. >> i heard, man. congratulations. >> jimmy: thank you. her name is gary. can i just introduce you to her? >> of course. we all want to meet gary. >> jimmy: yeah, where is she? >> i know, huh? [ audience aws ] oh, through the window. >> jimmy: thank you. this is my dog, gary. gary -- i love gary. gary, look, you're on tv. [ audience aws ] gary, sit. there you go. [ laughter ] >> there you go. >> jimmy: this is gary. she's a golden retriever. and she's really, really cute. i do

i want you to-- yes, i know. you want me to stop talking about your corporation, but i-- no, no.you'd let me finish... i was going to invite you to talk about all the problems... at a meeting with my partners. what ? here's the address. can you be there by 5:00 tomorrow afternoon ? - i don't know. i have to help mr. brashov with-- - she'll be there. great. look forward to seeing you there. you know, doctor i've had this sore throat that's been bothering me. do you think you could take a quick look ? sorry. i'm not that kind of doctor. oh. what kind of doctor are you ? my specialty is backs, not throats. i'm a chiropractor. - is that where you twist people's bones around ? - something like that. - sorry i can't help. - but wait. maybe you could help my friend jess. he has a bad back and is too stubborn to see a doctor. i'll be glad to take a look. why don't you call my office and make an appointment-- what about now ? well, i suppose i could take a quick look, but i'd still like to see you in my office. this isn't the way i usually work. well, he is not your usual patient. hold on

missed you. >> i miss yourls like to stand next to you when you smell good. >> jimmy: what is -- >> you might not get to first base but -- >> jimmy: get close. that's nice. what are you wearing here? >> this is a christmas gift that my family bought me last year with my money [ laughter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's very nice of them. >> i said thank you. this brooklyn is in the house! [ cheers and applause ] they doing that -- they doing that because i probably owe them money. this is brooklyn. >> jimmy: how are things going with you and the storm? did you lose power? >> i was tracking sandy >> jimmy: you were tracking sandy? >> i had normal stuff, weather stuff on top of the stuff. i was tracking sandy. me and my girlfriend got into a big fight >> jimmy: you did? >> because i'm tracking sandy and she bothering me about beefaroni. i said i'm tracking sandy! i had to know where sandy was because i was doing the ark. >> jimmy: like noah? >> i'm loading up two of god's creatures, two cousins, pancake and cookie

would they make you play house? >> i the doll. >> that's the standard game when it was time to play. i was sort of an american girl doll. and, yeah, i -- >> jimmy: did they have special clothing for you? >> oh, yeah, no, we had entire wardrobes of women's clothing for ezra. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> it was most of what we did. >> jimmy: they force you to put the clothes on? >> yeah, i would get full hair-dos, makeup. i put on a dress. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> they would take me out and show me off. do a lemonade stand, me as a girl and the neighbor would come, be like, i didn't know you had three daughters. i was an attractive girl. >> jimmy: i can see that. is that why you grew the mutton chops? >> i'm fighting it now. >> jimmy: no one confuses you now? and did you sell a lot of lemonade? >> yeah, i don't quite recall. i think it was more about showcasing their younger brother's femininity than selling the beverage. >> jimmy: you had a very interesting childhood. i found out you were an opera singer? >> well

and you don't even have to ever decide. but iknow that whatever you do, let'' say you're going to be a cashier, i bet you're going to be the best cashier ever." he was a lovely, lovely guy. >> yeah. >> and although not the authority attorney in the pair. which is how i got my idea about who men were. >> explain. >> well, it was always the women, teachers and moms who were like read this book, eat the dinner. you know, like sort of type a stuff. my father on the other hand was really -- he was very lighthearted, lovely person. who would do little dances and tell stories and go let's go out for ice cream. so i thought men are the most charming, carefree people [laughter] so nice and -- and the women are like -- you know, the -- so this was -- i nnvvr really got over that. >> yeah. >> you know? i always -- >> perception, even when you met actual men who were not nice, right? >> there's something nice about almost everybody in the world i would say, woulln't you? >> that's a different show i think [laughter] that's a longer conversat

you? >> yes, i did! ey grammer was on the show the other day and he bailed -- >> oh, my gosh, i'm dying to know what happened. >> i'll tell you what happened. he was out there and i was given a set of questions and i researched it he was quite happy to talk about his ex-wife camille. then he was in the greenroom and actually saw a picture of him and her popping up in the open to the show, and he saw a rehearsal of it, tried to get us to change it. there wasn't time. we were two minutes from airtime. we open up with five different pitches, one of them with him and camille. he was quite happy to talk about it. he saw the picture and, boom, gone, he and his entourage left the building. leaving me up the creek without the paddle. i just kept teasing he may or may not come back. that was a ratings bonanza. he did better that way. have you ever had anyone bail on you? >> not once they're in the studio. i've had people be late and i bail on them. i don't put up with that. >> anybody good? >> p. diddy was 40 minu

>> why would i talk about you in my spare time. >> i hear you had some terrible breakup. >> i had anoyfriend for two years. >> how did that guy? >> it was fine. i was 21 to 23, so it was volatile like all of my relationships. >> i keep hearing reports that you may have rekindled things with your hotel yer x, andre. >> oh, i don't think so. >> no? >> i don't think so, no. >> you don't think so? >> i don't know about it. i'm single. >> you don't think you've got back together with somebody? >> i'm sing. >> you're resolutely saying -- >> i'm sing. >> so if men are watching this. >> yeah, i'm available. just calm me maybe. >> what i like about you is you're a shameless plagiarize. >> it's "50 shades of shar." i'm deciding for the subtitle. it's not a take justify i just wanted to rip off the title because it was like "50 shades of grey." >> i read the first couple of chapters and. >> i'm fairly conservative when it comes to sexuals can paids and i'm sure you would imagine differently and have several nights when you're in bed but i'm not interested in s&m at all. >> seriously? >> no. >>

i mean, gosh, you scared me. i read about this. u call it? >> a rogue wave. a swing set. you know, it came in and -- >> jimmy: what is it? just like it -- means, like, the undertow? >> no, but you get caught -- i got caught in the undertow. >> jimmy: see, i can't even wade in the ocean. i get ripped up, like, "oh, my god, help me!" yeah, yeah. "mavericks, the mavericks!" yeah, i just start yelling. >> by the way, i'm kind of the same, which is why i really don't know why i was out there. >> jimmy: really? >> no, i spent a lot of time in the water, so i learned to surf. and the week before, i actually surfed a couple of waves at mavericks. that was the craziest -- the craziest experience. but then, the next week, we were shooting a part where we -- not even -- we weren't even surfing. we're just paddling out. they wanted us going over some big waves, but we went very deep, close to the rocks. and suddenly, we saw this tsunami coming. and it was half a mile away. and we're trying to get -- you know, and some of the guys go, "paddle, g

good to see you again. i missed you before. hey, guys. i missed you guys before. how you doing?ee you again. i want to thank my guests -- liam neeson, of course, lisa lampanelli and the gaslight anthem. tomorrow night, christina aguilera! but emmy winner jimmy fallon coming up next! jimmy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. i love y'all. thank you. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. what a great crowd already. wow, i'm lovin' it. we're gonna have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] welcome, you guys. welcome to the show. here -- here's what people are talking about today. 7-eleven is hoping to predict this year's election by asking customers to buy blue coffee cups if they support obama, and red cups if they support rom

saying hey, i push you into this. i will give them the fact that they need to know so they can make their own decisions. that is all we can do. you can never make anyone's mind up for them. if you don't go to college, i do recommend going into the military. and i'm going to say the marines, of course, because i'm biased. [laughter] >> yes, ma'am? >> no, i don't. she said i'm not wearing my mail today. do i ever were? no, i do not. the only time i where it is when i am required to. it's not what i'm about. i am foremost a marine. i'm an american. that is why i wear american flag cufflinks. i will let you know that any man or woman serving, all of these marines, they should be wearing a metal. it is just as much their mettle as it is mine. if you have ever been in situation to receive a the medal of honor, raise your hand. >> [inaudible question] >> yes, sir. >> [inaudible question] i don't go out and speak all the time because a lot of people don't hear what i have to say. we get into rules of engagement and, like i sai

have you tried these things? [ applause ] i got to tell you, man. i got to tell you. a dorito. it up ended my life, i mean -- it's insane. and the other thing -- did you know you can freeze snickers? >> jimmy: i didn't. >> those in conjunction kind of just ruined me. >> jimmy: have you considered suing these companies? >> they owe me something. >> jimmy: how long did you train to get in that shape? >> i trained about like 14 months, i started taking it real serious and started getting into it and going at it. and it was -- i did it like a real fighter. i wanted to really make it look real. >> jimmy: you were dieting -- >> i was drinking, yes. i cut out all, anything -- i became like vegan, almost. i was drinking greens to cut the weight and -- no, not woo. it was horrible. it was horrible. >> jimmy: most vegans don't have the energy to woo. >> yeah, yeah. it was horrendous. and even in the movie, i have to eat meat, but i spit it out. it was basically when you have a dog and you put a biscuit on their nose and they sit there, they can't eat it. they can't wait it. >>

you know what i am saying? sure. >> jimmy: on top of up all night and arrested development you will be on 30 rock too. that seems like too much to me? >> yeah, it does. >> jimmy: how are you going to do that? >> i don't know. i might take my own life. just put an end to all this hideousness. yeah, it is going to be kind of a crazy time. and "30 rock" in their last season. kind enough to ask me to come back and join them for one last hooray. such a fun gang. i have been the beneficiary for the last number years of having so, working for so many great writers, "arrest" and "up all night" and tina and ryan carlock. >> jimmy: favorite group? >> arrested development. >> jimmy: arrested development for sure. >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: we all have our favorites. you love them all ookable equal. >> i do. i do. i do. >> jimmy: the damage has been done. take off your clothes that's all you can do. and "up all night" on thursday. will arnett, everybody! we'll be right back with chris elliott. go out tonight - be social! the

she said, who are you? i thought you came for lunch. she goes, no, i just eat here. okay. except for her. but it was a really fun afternoon. >> you know what drives me crazy, not the people, the people are wonderful. technology, people. >> yeah. >> it used to be when i was growing up you get a little instamatic. you take the picture. they all work the same. now there must be 50 cameras and phones. none of them takes a normal -- you stand there and you smile for 15 seconds. then just when you think you've taken it you move away and then the picture goes off. >> it's the double flash. the first flash happens and you leave. >> somebody has got to invent a better camera and it has to be universal. >> by the way, your phone well represented at that event. the old-fashioned -- they were all like flip phones. let's take a picture. it was the kind you open like kath and push the button in the middle. >> we were trying to take pictures with everybody. i swear half of them came up to us afterwards and said it didn't take. it was awful. my eyes were closed. my books didn't look good.

i love you! this is a very unique situation where i just had a connection with a student that i felt like really needed support. i mean, i also feel guilty, because i know there's lots of kids out there, and how do you pick and choose who to provide this much support for? (dance music playing) >> marco came in this year. we sat down and we completed his graduation plan together, and as we were looking at his transcript, i'm, like, "oh, marco, i don't know." it was pretty bleak. he just said, "ms. church, i want to graduate this year," and i said, "i want you to graduate as well." i said, "however, you know, right now i need for you to accomplish in one year what it takes most students to accomplish in two years." i am elated to say that through all of marco's hard work and his dedication, as well as commitment to get the job done, marco is now ready and able to graduate on time. >> on sunday, you need to be there at 3:00. that's when you are going to put on your cap and gown, get yourself together

mom, dad, i just want to take a second when nobody's in here to tell you that i love you, i miss you,'m sorry for what i put you through. >> to my boys i love you. i think about you every day. i'm so sorry i hurt you. through the process of growing up without having a father. hardest part of doing any of this time is knowing that you guys are worried about me. there's no need for that. >> but not everyone here has a brother to lean on. >> 604. >> four. >> during a routine shake down in housing unit d inmate martin mcdaniel was taken to the custody control unit after refusing a drug test. officers discovered he was hoarding prescription drugs and then they found something else. >> the gentleman we took to ccu we just found a suicide note in his drawer and he is saying bye to his mom and children. >> inmates on suicide watch are stripped of all possessions except boxer shorts, placed in a stripped down cell and undergo around the clock observation. after they examined him, mental health staff determined mcdaniel was not suicidal. for refusing to take the drug test and he most must remai

did you know that? if i was going to tell you about something else, this dance evolved in the courts where kings and queens enjoyed the dance. she will tell you a little about this right now. i will be back. >> all right. our next scene is going to move us from story telling that took place during the hindu temples and india into the mogel time in india this come from hindu and western cultures brought together. when the mogels came from persia to north india they saw the story telling and thought it was a beautiful art form. they were not engaged with the story but saw the beauty in the footwork and hand movement. they brought the dancers into their courts. they were a form of entertainment. so, i want you to put your imagination caps on. we will go from the forest into a beautiful mogel palace. there are velvet carpets and peacocks walking around. there are beautiful paintings and everyone all of you, the audience have come to enjoy the court and the king sits on his thrown in the corner twirling his musta

loathe it. >> i will surprise you. ve things that break down stereo types. my whole life breaks down the stereo types of what people think conservatives should be. my shopping at whole foods and being a vegan for years and loving animals. >> you are a vegan and love animals? i thought you killed kittens. >> no. but i love that because you and i probably disagree on so much politically. but there is so much about you that if i were to prejudge you i would probably have it all wrong. it is a good message for kids. cheesy, yes. good message, yes. >> i am smelling a love connection. i am in the middle of some flames. >> who is the real winner here? those who haven't seen this commercial? >> it is like five saturday night live sketches and none as good as this. >> we showed way too much of that. that was a 10th of it. >> that was the best of it, and you saw what we saw. everyone here was like a lot of z's. >> i didn't like the players involved. i thought the message was fine. but if you really want to get real. if you really

i was just a prop, you know. being a kid on the movie set -- i figure, if i was a little kid, i'd just run around and just go crazy. >> yeah, yeah. i mean, you know, it was a lot of fun growing up on sets and all that. >> jimmy: is it big? did you get to run in to see other movies? or do you -- >> no, i mean -- well, you know, when i was 12, i was working on a television show and i was on a lot. you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, studios and all that. >> jimmy: studios lots, like ten other movies happening. >> yeah, i was a little bit of pain in the ass at that age. >> jimmy: you were? >> yeah, you know, i mean -- there's a lot of down time in between shooting. i mean, as you know. i would -- i like to steal golf carts. [ laughter ] that was, like, really fun. >> jimmy: isn't that nice? >> yeah, it's not nice at all. i told you, i was a pain in the ass as a kid. >> jimmy: what did you do, just steal them and cruise around? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. we just got really good at picking the locks in the golf carts and

thank you, bill. folks, id finally -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] arnold schwarzenegger released a new memoir that has received mixed reviews. and while we don't know how this will affect his reputation long term, we do know that this is what he would like if his face were turned upside down. >> i was just getting a book of stories -- [ laughter ] and not talk about his alias. and that's not the book i wanted to write. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was "night news now." stick around. we'll be right back with katie couric. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] 20,000 btus produce a delicate sear. double-oven range makes dinner and dessert -- at the same time. turbo-charged advantium oven cooks more than twice as fast, in this culinary powerhouse. dan. yes? molÉ sauce. [ male announcer ] with ge's most advanced cooking technology, the cafÉ line takes food further. ♪ the cafÉ line takes food i'm here to snake the drain. i'm here to flush the pipe. vo: liquid plumr double impact has a long snake th

thank you, guys. iand of course, the script. [ cheers and applause ] emmy winner, jimmy fallon, is next. have a great weekend, everybody. see you next week. ♪ >> good evening, gentlemen. it really is an honor to be here with both of you. i would like to begin with libya. [ phone rings ] >> hello? >> hello, mitt, it's barack. you watching the debate? [ light laughter ] >> no, i'm watching "breaking amish." should i flip over? [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, i think you're really going to want to see this. check out biden. >> it's in spite of their opposition -- >> oh, god. >> -- they've given 20 waivers to this sanction. >> what's he laughing about? [ light laughter ] >> i believe he just caught your running mate telling a lie. >> yep, that'll happen. [ laughter ] every time he opens his mouth and words come out, it just happens. [ light laughter ] >> hey, you know, we should play a drinking game where every time biden says "my friend" or paul ryan won't give specifics about your tax plan, we'll take a shot.

that kind of love. >> if i told you the truth, i would get in trouble. >> why? ecause -- so alex cross is an amazing movie. >> tyler, tyler. i'm not letting you off the hook that easily. >> all right. once. >> really. >> once. yeah. yeah. >> and what went wrong? >> i think we were both very young. well, we were mid 30s. it was a very scary time in my life. i was just coming into success. i had spent 28 years of my life being very unhappy and i was very afraid of it. i was very afraid of the feeling of not being able to know if she loved me the way that i loved her. and the control i think scared me. >> was it in the end your decision to walk away? >> yes. it was. >> do you regret that? >> no, i don't. >> you thought it was the right thing? >> yeah, because we both were in a place where -- i just realized i should not have said this because -- i should not have said this. >> why? why shouldn't you have said it? >> because i said too much. now she'll figure it out. yeah. >> what will she figure out? she knows what happened. >> why don't you ask another question. wh

no, i can't let you do that. why not? social life. and no pressure, but it kind of lives and dies with you. hi, amy. can i talk to penny? a guest in my trundle bed and a boy at my door? i wish i could tell 13-year-old me "it does get better." how did you know i was here? it's all over her facebook page. i'll take your stuff to the bedroom and clear out a drawer. thanks. no problem. try and keep it in your pants, okay? so, hi. what's up? i was wondering if you're free friday. they're having a totally '80s night at the greek. hall & oates, katrina and the waves and three-fifths of kajagoogoo. (chuckles): oh. gee, that's really sweet, but the thing is... aw, there's a thing. look, honey, i was really drunk and made a huge mistake last night. we should've never slept together. it's what ruins friendships. you can't ruin a friendship with sex. that's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. come here. just listen to me. i want to go back to the way we were before. you know, friends. no sprinkles. oh. all right.

>> i caught you drinking your tea, didn't i? god almighty. the final vote. >> absolutely. >> do you do body waxing? >> jimmy: unusual question. maybe just looking for christmas gift ideas. apple held a media event, introduced more new products none of us need but all want. at the top of the list was much-anticipated ipad mini, this uses a lot less gas than the original ipad. the screen on the regular ipad 9.7 inches, the mini 7.t9 inche. it's smaller, which is be tho b? it cut down on paper taking pictures with their full-size ipads. i found it very annoying. trying to protect yourself from a knife fight or something. then i'm all foirt. it's 7.2 millimeters thick, weighs .63 pounds and 38% more legroom than the original ipad and mini was the big star of the show but the most exciting new apple products is iphone mini which we have one right here. look at this. it's got a one-inch retina display. got 4g connecttivety and best of all, cane eat it. and just like that, i'm off the grid. delicious. tastes like it's been handled by 11 prop guys to

i don't trust you father than i can see you. in fact i don't trust anything that you do in open meetings, because you really don't follow the law and you ignore the law and somebody brings it to your attention and you simply ignore that too. and yet you ask us to trust you that you will go into a closed session and you will only discuss the things that are listed there. i don't believe you. and i think that there are a lot of people in this city, especially members of the african american community and other communities that really don't have a lot of trust for you as a police commission because they see you as nothing but a body that runs interference for the police department. i'm curious why the police department needs to have the police commission run interference. my understanding was you are supposed to be representing the interest of the public. what you do is you protect the police against the public. and very honestly, i don't think that you when you go into a closed session, i have not been given one single reason to be

i've seen you at many events. i appreciate your work and passion and for serving since its inception. glad that you're still here. just a quick question. do you happen to be a property owner in san francisco? >>> yes, i am, i'm in district 8, yes. >> and you own property? >>> i own a condo. >> i just ask because in seat 15 you do not need to be a property owner. >>> right. >> so i'm just wondering if we can do a little work here. can i just bring up mr. lindner again, please? actually the other requirement of the seat, whether it's 14 or 15, even if we switched you around is that you must represent a business that operates in san francisco. so, do you operate -- do you represent a business that operates in san francisco? i saw your business address was -- excuse me? >>> kelly moore is a dealer of my products. i'm not the business owner, but my products are distributed all over the country. >> so you do not operate here in san francisco? >>> not my own business. [speaker not understood]. [laughter] >> i appreciate yo