love you aisha tyler. i'm ridiculously overenthusiastic about you.y i would be there but -- fling -- and she lives like two minutes from me. >> and each of her podcasts are like an hour and a half long. >> stephanie: yeah i'm like just sit down. stop being so pretty and smart and successful and nice! oh! i would get those last remaining tickets if i were you. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: taking back god, taking back the flag taking back america and all before breakfast. it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪ [ voice of dennis ] ...safe driving bonus check? every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. are you in good hands? at cepacol we've heard people are going to extremes to relieve their sore throats. oh, okay, you don't need to do that. but i don't want any more of the usual lozenges and i want new cooling relief! ugh. how do you feel? now i'm cold. hmm. this is a better choice. new cepacol sensations cools instantly, and has an active ingredient that stays with you long a

aisha moodie-mills and barry bacon and robert costa.ew" online mitt romney was planning to speak out when he met a former group of donors in washington, d.c. hasn't yet had much to say publicly at this point, robert costa. play headline writers for me, guys. bob, we'll start with you here. what would your headline be if you were writing about this, if you were writing about this story? >> it's a great question, craig, and for the last few month, since the election, mitt romney has been in la jolla, california, at his beach front mansion without many public appearances. here's my headline. romney slowly but surely will make capital gains working with his old ally paul ryan to be a casual adviser perhaps to the house of representatives >> you don't believe that? there's no way you believe that? >> let me explain. i don't think he's going to mettle in primaries or be active in the 2014 campaign cycle, but i think he'll be a private adviser to some congressional republicans who he became close with in the campaign. >> that would be akin to

tavis: i ran into aisha the other day, stevie wonder's daughter. >> aww.avis: every time i see aisha we find ourselves in some conversation about how many people to this day still walk up to her when they discover that she's stevie's baby and that she's the one on the -- >> and be like, (singing) "isn't she lovely." tavis: you got it. [laughter] >> they go in. tavis: that's it. they go in when they hear that. so i'm wondering what you have now done to egypt. >> i know. tavis: what's going to happen 20 years from now? >> i know. he's going to be like, "say, mom," he's going to be like, "leave me alone." [laughter] "just leave me alone." tavis: poor egypt is going to be getting it like aisha is, all these years later. >> oh, man, that's amazing. tavis: for those who don't know why you named him egypt, there's a reason behind this. >> yes. tavis: so share. >> well, i guess it was about 2007 or so. it was right before i did my "as i am" album. i went through a really, a tough time. i think i grew up really fast, paced business, and i never understood what it m

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aisha tyler wasn't an anorexic. >> what's your name, sir? >> rick. did you eat steven seagall? >> he looks like a puerto rican who walked into a hairstylist and said make me look italian. >> what's your name, sir? >> i loved you in duck dynasty. what are you dog the bargain hunter? boy, you know, life looks terrible in perfect. >> when you're here, who is tuning banjos for mumford and sons. >> enough with the bread already. from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show" my name is jon stewart. oh, tonight's program -- tonight's program is one you'll enjoy. our guest a woman who skyrocketing to fame by (bleep) in a sink -- [ laughter ] doris kearns goodwin will be on the show tonight. [ laughter ] melissa mccarthy we're very excited. let's begin on the conservative movement. ask any rock-ribbed conservative and they say. >> we the people are allowed to decide how to live our lives trchlz a parter

the aisha bourbon line. we have no idea what it's about.every time she's on the show, she says something that ends up on the t-shirt. >> boog boogity boogity cheese. >> the president smells like cookies and freedom. >> people showed up with it. shirts that said cookies and freedom, bitches. >> stephanie: i don't get aisha's volume of love letters. steph, thanks to you and the crew at current, i'm become a hopeless stephaholic. us viewers are spoiled with the visual candy. don't worry, we'll find a way to keep the visual candy coming. don't you worry. [ applause ] >> don't worry your pretty little heads. >> stephanie: in the meantime, i'm not just a woman and a dessert topping, i'm an app. i hope you know the answer to this. j.b. has a question. i don't know what an app is. >> you have the menu reading app for grandma. that's your only one. >> stephanie: big flashlight. >> it is a managenifying -- it is a managenifying glass. >> i only had the light. >> stephanie: i need the giant kernel clink guy. >> i can't install your new app because i d

aisha tyler is a bay area native so she loves colin kaepernick. four out of five of the ladies of "the talk" are super bowl fans. cheryl underwood is a ravens fan. even though she loves the ravens, she is a huge fan of colin kaepernick. >> i love everything about him. his whole body. he is gorgeous! if he needs somebody to help him drown his sorrows after he lose the game -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, she thinks colin kaepernick is pretty hot. all right. coming up, we have heard from the harbaugh brothers already. new we hear from their parents. and it's pretty funny so you want to check that out, frank. >> have you seen 9ers fans starting to show up? >> yes. we have seen more and more. yesterday we were out at jackson square. we saw a lot of red and gold. so that's a good sign. >> sure is. they are acomin'. big game on sunday. okay, thank you, michelle. >>> 4:56. the other hot item for the 9ers, pricy club seats at the new stadium in santa clara. next, the other game day perks for the fans who are willing to shell out the big bucks. >> and a 49ers pla

. >> well, ha ha, i think that's a worldwide right now especially after the super bowl -- asia aisha tyler should go work for espn! she knows her game. >> she is showing love for the red and gold. >> are you getting the feeling now, michelle, it seems like mardi gras is still there. you can feel that presence, but the super bowl is looming now? people are coming in? >> we are seeing the football fans coming in now. we saw a lot of them on jackson square yesterday taking pictures in front of all the ceramic footballs they have around town. we are seeing the banners going up now. i think the town is starting to embrace super bowl xlvii. >> get ready for rain. we're going to talk to lawrence and find out what's happening in new orleans. all right. lawrence karnow. >> yes, sir. >> oh, i'm sorry. we'll be there in just a minute. first and foremost here, a hayward couple who says they were scammed out of super bowl tickets now have some seats. they paid nearly $6,000 to a baltimore ravens fan and got this in return. it's a message that read, enjoy the game, go ravens, lol. laughing out lou

who actually learned the area square and the real spirit off that are you square of people practice aisha the workers students that are left in general ynet egypt difficult politically marginalized so what kind of success stories that. also coming in the program finding to stay afloat we take a look at one of the brains old bridges local shops that's found a way to find again see postal expansion in a struggling economy. also could your expected tangle to cut in front of you want to highway the details of the road incident in rural russia just ahead. you know sometimes you see a story and it seems so silly you think you understand it and then you glimpse something else you hear or see some other part of it and realize everything you thought you knew you don't know i'm charged welcome to the big picture. you're watching r.t. bahraini authorities have searched for new round of talks with the opposition later this week amid a continuing crackdown on anti regime rallies across the nation the cinema he has been widely used by rights groups of using tear gas and torture against protesters and a

the globe and also using orchestra then calling it a foreign key and i session here gore so well aisha's dominators of a press conference that. will of course one of the issues talked about at the very start of this conference was the conflict in syria and according to russia's foreign minister it's been going on for around two years now but there's still no evident after it from the international community to get its sides to put their weapons down actually said go off said that the one sided approach seen by most western states is only encouraging the rebels to gauge in more violence which will use to more bloodshed another issue or actually another conflict also talked about its conference is france led military intervention in mali and russia's chief diplomat said that what's happening there now is actually a consequence to how many western states dealt with other conflicts in the region for instance the weapons gurly used by islamists in the fight against government forces other scene weapons which were supplied to libyan rebels by western states but of course it's not only about li

there is a picture of i think you, me, and aisha that is really good. >> there are no bad pictures oflie writes -- steph, chris matthews -- this is the weird story. it came out there on the news. >> except it came out louder when he said it. >> stephanie: right. hi steph during the live edition of hard ball, chris matthews were talking about the significance of reelecting its first black president. and chris brought up what a big deal it was to elect its first roman catholic -- and i had that conversation with him, and he said it on the show. and guess what else happened they asked me to come on hard ball last night. and i couldn't -- [ wah wah ] >> you were at the party with him. >> stephanie: yes. >> and did he say you are gay! >> stephanie: no, that was the last event. i was standing there with my then girlfriend and he screams out are you gay? and i'm like yes. this is a gay event everybody is gay. you know speaking of things that could happen -- because magic can always happen on the "stephanie miller show." [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: you know what could happen in hour number

. >> aisha knows her football and loves kaepernick.to tell you though, look at this weather. this is a big difference from just a few minutes ago. you can see that the rain is really coming down. and this was in the forecast. that's exactly why we had to relocate here where we are under an awning. so we're good and covered. but the rain is coming down. we're now hearing thunder. we have seen lightning. the wind is picking up. and the temperature has considerably dropped. it's now cold out here, lawrence. >> yeah. you know what? i think in the next half hour or so you will see the worst of it. behind that the good news is you have that high humidity in the deep south that storm system moving on by should be a little more refreshing by the latter part of the afternoon. still we are looking at the storm system sliding on through and yeah, it is producing some heavy rainfall now in new orleans. it will continue to dump there with some thunderstorms erupting and well, then we'll get on the back side of that and things will calm down. around

before obama's second inauguration the sexy liberal comedy tour starring hal sparks, john fuglesang aishaberals, stephanie miller will perform life at the warner theatre in washington, d.c. tickets are available at ticketmaster.com and if you want to skip the fees, stop by the warner theatre box office at 511 -- the tea baggers lost in november. so stephanie is going to do her thing before the inaugural ball. >> that means two things. >> that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour live in d.c. inauguration weekend. for more information, go to sexyliberal.com. >> stephanie: all right yea! story. calling audibles. speaking of sexy liberals. comedian rick overton live in studio in hour number two. >> inaudible. i was yelling. >> stephanie: all right. hal sparks had to cancel today. he's got a thing with a guy at a place. rick overton oh, my god, he has the most hilarious stories he's going to tell us. >> that's right. >> stephanie: he was in d.c. and i think he held the torah for alan grayson when he was sworn in just to make people crazy. rick was actually there with boehner. >> oh

. >> am i correct in assuming the entire sexy liberal cast will be there including the lovely aisha tylertravaganza. >> it is like sexy liberal stock. >> stephanie: two huge celebrity guests on panel. charlie pierce hopefully you'll be there as well. >> i'll be in the audience waving i'm the secondary tuesday guy. i'm up here. >> that's not how we view you. >> stephanie: he got a free bird cheer in boston when people realized he was in the crowd. [ cheering ] see you honey. >> bye. [ applause ] >> stephanie: yes, oh speaking of which i love this story. inauguration approaches, obama's moist most virulent foes want the celebration stopped. he's making plans to see the inauguration. whether i watch depends on who's being inaugurated. if it's this guy probably not. i don't pay attention to illegitimate things. the president is an illegitimate thing according to eldon. believer in the notion obama was born overseas. >> birthers, really? >> let him finish. i get an e-mail from her every day. >> stephanie: every day. >> we should have a daily reading of her e-mails. >> stephanie: somewhat trash

hal, and john and aisha, they watch, and my show they just yell stuff at me. >> that's what they do onctly what they do. >> stephanie: all right. i would like momma's talking now. damion in johnstown, i was surrounded by people who not only seemed to know who i was from think emails but also didn't look like i was nuts the minute i open my mouth. >> that's what hal said, people are buying tickets just to be with other like-minded people. the audience usually has their back to us. and talking amongst themselves. and david said i met jim ward realizing -- seeing charlie pierce chilling in his baseball cap, seeing 20 somethings and 50 somethings laugh out loud at the same jokes, alan grayson, and sexy liberal dance party. >> that was fun. jim and i did a tango. i may have grinded with someone. >> stephanie: well, listen -- there are some pictures that jacki schechner has put the veto on. >> hey now. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: let me just say jim would like that one. >> the one where melissa fitzgerald and i were sharing a -- >> stephanie: yes. >> i don't know what it was. >> step

the sexy liberal comedy tour starring hal sparks, john fugelsang, aisha tyler, and the goddess of liberals in november, so stephanie is going to do her thing before the inaugural ball. that's the stephanie miller sexy liberal comedy tour live in d.c. on inauguration weekend. for more information go to sexyliberal.com. >> stephanie: wa hoo! ♪ it's schechner again ♪ >> good morning. >> stephanie: good morning. i said you are a helper, if you would dress like a hooker, jim will perk right off. >> i know i'm such a bad packer. >> i have nothing in my suit yet. >> you are pushing it. >> i'm a dude. that's what dudes do. >> stephanie: guys are like that's not that dirty -- >> i did all of my laundries yesterday. >> stephanie: i called jacki in a panic yesterday. i'm like help me! i'm not a real girl. >> yeah, if you have packing this earring and the flipper. i have the other earring and water wings. somehow i have it in my head that it will be 80. >> stephanie: yeah. we would probably do a service to man kind if we would publish our texts between you me and melissa fitzgerald. because it tells y

chat with jacki then off to meet aisha and then you dear stephanie. stress mary an arbor. all right. very exciting. we have representative judy chu on today. charlie pierce as usual our tuesday pal. did anyone see this debate [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the president talking about guns. selling a new generation on guns? >> yeah. >> fantastic. what could go wrong? >> yeah. it's a picture of a guy and a bunch of kids with a bunch of -- >> munitions. >> stephanie: using contests, games, and semi automatics. this is honestly like the evil of what we're up against on this debate. i'm thinking first of all is this legal? >> yeah, it is. >> stephanie: number two can they -- i guess they can. >> yeah. >> stephanie: remember they cracked down on ad for children what is his name -- joe camel use -- trying to hook kids on cigarettes. isn't there something similar here? >> the fda has no jurisdiction over guns. >> there is the gun safety eagle. they have had that for years. >> stephanie: yes. threatened by long-term declining participation in s

having hal and aisha on the same show. >> she was hysterical.okay. >> caller: i don't know what you guys think. >> john: i think she's great. >> caller: about paul ryan on "meet the press" and david gregory with the softballs again and nobody asked him jobs, jobs, jobs but you know, then he's trying to shove another personhood bill through. first thing he does. and why doesn't he ask him about that? you know. jobs jobs, jobs, no, no, no. in new mexico, this woman says the fetus can now be a piece of evidence? >> john: yes. >> caller: after somebody's raped. >> john: where she said if a woman terminates the pregnancy -- if a woman becomes pregnant during a rape and terminates the pregnancy before the child comes to term, that she could be prosecuted for evidence tampering. remove the element of the woman being prosecuted but now if she terminates, they can prosecute the rapist for evidence tampering and the doctor can be brought up on charges of evidence tampering in a rape. >> caller: fatherly rights too. it is insane. >> john: it shows how litt