please welcome chris kluwe. [cheers and applause] hay, mr. kluwe. welcome to the though. thrilled to have you here. i'm a fan of sport. sport or sport ball. you play the football, do you not? >> i do play the football. >> stephen: it's got the points on the end. >> it's elongated stonchts stitches on the top. i love it when they play that game. [ laughter ] minnesota, you guys this past weekend played green bay. >> we did. >> stephen: what some have called the cholesterol bowl. >> the cheese bowl i believe is another name for it. >> stephen: lands of meatz and cheeses. you got your ludifus handed to you. >> i played well. when i play well that's a sign the team is not playing well. >> stephen: because your job is to give the ball away. >> i'm a professional surrenderer. they call on me and say chris go give to the ball to the other team but do it in a good way so we're not hurt to badly. >> stephen: surrender in the least humiliating fashion. you love but green bay is practicing in the cold and you don't have to work tomorrow and you are haying out with celebrities. >> i