>> kimberly: velveeta first. i love pigs in a blanket.w excited that greg is. >> andrea: food you like at super bowl parties or party tip? >> greg: you need a super bowl. keep your toilet fresh for the guests. you were wondering what, what is his name? kimmel meant about a michelle obama nightmare? that is what the inside of his stomach will look like? it will look like sean hand mity. >> bob: i don't get itheer. >> andrea: when you said bowl, at first i thought you were making a washington or oregon pot joke. but you meant toilet bowl. if you do it right and enough hot food there -- >> you need a big screen tv. it has to be very loud. forget it. if people say it's -- you want to hear the crowd noise. you need a lot of ice cold beer. a lot of beer. >> kimberly: carona with lime. >> eric: hide the remote. don't let them change the channel. >> andrea: good party tips. >> kimberly: you have to be star to the remote control. >> andrea: you brought up beer. did you know that americans -- get the statistics. will consume 50 million cases of bee

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