where did she get the idea that president obama is buddy buddy with the oil companies?a, he's a big oil guy. the world bank report was good. the state department report was bad. she gets to be the arbiter of what government report -- i will let you know which reports are good -- are good and which reports are bad. every single person in this country is benefitting from this. if we did not have this fracking boom, imagine where our unemployment would be, where our economy would be, where gas prices would be. every single person in this country has benefitted from it. stuart: all right, everybody, in a moment i'm going to talk football with one of the great coaches of american football. okay? just wait for it. it is coming. first, here's the market, yeah, new high, if it closes here, it is a brand new high, just shy of 14,300. our next guest, here we go, changed his strategy in 07. that change helped lead him and his team to two super bowl victories. joining us now is the head coach of the new york giants. and he's the author of "earn the right to win". coach coughlin, fi

oh, hey, buddy... "buddy..."? sorry i'm late.e next space shuttle. how can you be late? i wasn't expecting you at all. nobody ever expects me. sometimes you just look and... bam! howard wolowitz. sheldon, are you gonna introduce us? oh, all right. uh, this is missy. missy, this is leonard and rajesh and you've already met howard. it's nice to meet you. you, too as well, also. yeah. so, how do you two know each other? oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head. excuse me? she's my twin sister. she thinks she's funny, but frankly i've never been able to see it. that's because you have no measurable sense of humor, shelly. how exactly would one measure a sense of humor? a humormometer?

is the president's pick to run the sec too buddy-buddy with bankers to police wall street? and, younger students are investing in an education abroad - does it pay off? first business starts now. you're watching first business: financial news, analysis, and today's investment ideas. good morning. it's tuesday, march 12th. i'm angela miles. in today's first look: the record run-up in stocks. once again the dow closed at a record high, while the s&p 500 is just about 9 points away from a record level finish. stocks are on a 7-session winning streak. new game plan for zynga? reports speculate yahoo may be ready to take over the social gaming company. the ban on large sugary drinks sold at restaurants and cafes was supposed to go into effect today in new york city. but a state supreme court judge declared the ban "invalid." mayor bloomberg plans to appeal. the stock market is already up, up and away to start the week. trader talk now with joe cusick of options express. good morning joe. what do you make of this march madness? > > you know what, that is what is in the headlines.

buddy buddy with, you know, all of the oil companies. i mean he was golfing with them the day -- stuart: the president is buddy buddy with the oil companiese you ever heard of citizens united? stuart: that's a conspiracy theory, come on. you're implying energy policy has nothing to do with rational analysis. nothing to do with that whatsoever. nothing to do with supply and demand and price. it's got everything to do with the oil money, that oil dictates energy policy in america. that's your implication. >> i'm saying right now we are resorting to more and more lethal extreme forms of energy extraction, ones that we cannot afford if we want to survive. you're so interested in the financial -- look at the world bank report, your pals i'm sure world bank they have financed most of these large fossil fuel projects. if you read their own report on the climate crisis that they put out last week, it will be the scariest thing you have ever read. it talks about total systems collapse if we don't get off fossil fuels immediately. stuart: the state department says those tar sands contribute 0.01% of global emissions. >> crumple that paper up and th

lynette heinrichs who live with their 23-year-old son ben, buddy's best pal. >> i would say buddy has been pretty much shadow. when ben leaves, buddythat buddy was ben's dog because he was right there with him and he listens to him real well. ben is definitely the master. >> the night of the fire, buddy is right beside ben who's working on his car in the shed when gasoline ignites. the blaze leaves ben with first and second-degree burns. >> one of my parts had fallen into the tank of gas and splashed up on my heater and ignited catching me on fire. i ran outside in the snow. told buddy we need to go find help. >> buddy obeys, that's when he runs to the road and meets up with trooper shanigan. >> i am very proud for what my dog did leading the state trooper to our house and by doing so, he saved our house. >> but buddy isn't finished. he runs back out to the road again. >> i had a firefighter that had come to up to me during the whole episode and told me they had followed a german shepherd in from the same general location that i had met the dog. the dog led two different people in to the same location doing almost the very same thi

buddy buddy across the tarmac. he goes and looks at the iron dome which the u.s. paid for which is one of the successful antimissile defenses and some arguments over the teblchnology but the israelis view it as protecting itself from the rockets in gaza. there is so much symbolism here. the friendliness and a blog this is operation desert smooch. he is here covering it as well. you could not believe the buddy system. these are the two figures, the israeli and american leaders, who have been most at lagger heads of any combination since, you know, reagan and began. yet this new relationship, this new start has really worked so far. what some israeli commentators are writing is the israeli people really have to wake up to the fact that they cannot be an armed camp and they have to deal with the palestinian issue. >> andrew, it's john heilemann here. >> hi, njohn. >> so much scratchiness between obama and netanyahu the last four years. an event in the u.s. campaign where netanyahu more or less endorsed mitt romney for president. how much of the loathe that is coming from b.b. towards our president is kind of him trying to make sure that he has not done long-term damage to the relationship in that direction? we know what barack obama's objectives here are but it it seems to me netanyahu is making up for any hurt feelings he did over last summer. >> absolutely. there is a political balance here

so this concern that it's a buddy-buddy system, i just want the public to understand that the convening authority or particularly for general court-martials that would involve a case of rape or some serious sexual assault is a distance away from the unit in question just from the way the system works. now, the history of article 60, and people in the civilian community may wonder why, why does a convening authority have the ability to set aside a punishment. you do have a robust appeals system, so if there's a legal error in the case, the accused has the right to appeal all the way to the supreme court if necessary to correct legal errors. but we still have the convening authority and the decision making role about setting aside findings. when you go back to the history of this concept, you do start with the continental army, and in -- i'm trying to find my paper here, can't find it. but general eisenhower testified to the house armed services committee before the old stead act which is a predecessor to the ucmj of 1950 that in his opinion it is necessary that the person in the chain of

they did not invite two leading conservatives because they think they got too buddy buddy with bill clinton 1, chris christie not invited, and they said flat-out, the leaders of the conference chris christie got too close to barack obama after hurricane sandy, helping out the people of new jersey. how dare he. how dare he travel on that helicopter with the president, look at the storm damage and getting help from the federal government. for the people of new jersey who were wiped out. that disqualifies you. it shows you how crazy they are. right? and the other governor not invited -- get this. bob mcdonald from virginia, a conservative. you can't get more conservative than he is. he is the one who wanted to do the vaginal probe. right? in virginia, supported that legislation. but bob mcdonald made a mistake. he accepted some federal highway money for virginia, which required them to raise taxes i think on the gas tax or somehow to pay for these highway improvements and god knows northern virginia particularly needs them. no, because he did that and made a deal with the federal government, t

buddy open it. buddy? he lived next door to us 45 years ago. leo, did you give helen the $50? what $50? your father won $1,000 at the track last week and he gave you 100 and you were supposed to give $50 to your sister. ma, dad died in 1962. ha ha ha ha! believe me i don't owe your mother $50. jerry: i'm not getting hot water. there's nothing worse than a broken shower. i'll get on it soon, jerry. thanks, julio. all right. oh. hey. hey, hey, hello! what's going on here? uh, nothing. nothing. what are you doing? i--i need a pen. what for? well, i'm making out my will. i got a big slice of dough for you, buddyoo, elaine. you're looking for a picture. you got that straight. i told you forget it! oh, come on, jerry! if everybody knew everybody we wouldn't have the problems we have in the world today. you don't rob somebody if you know their name. you're robbing me. i'm going to get your picture and you're going to participate in my program. are you going home? yeah. can you come back in five minutes? why? no reason. just want to see you again. are you sure wendy's coming? she'll be here any second. this will be an interesting experiment. sure you want to do this? listen, jerry, she never dates, and i know it's because of her hair. [telephone rings] hello. oh, hi, mom. yeah, i was at nana's yesterday. i helped her open a catsup bottle. ma, let me ask you a question. do you remember when you were a kid your father winning like $1,000 at the track? really? did you know he gave uncle leo $100 and he was supposed to give you 50? how do i know? because nana doesn't know what year it is and she thin

it is peaceful and you are out with your best buddies having with your best buddies having

buddies? oh, drinking buddies, jack daniels. david put that down and southern comfort.y mother made the best toffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and ke it happen. i'm janet long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today and makeour business dream a reality. at legalzoom.com we put the law on your side. >> i'm dennis kneale with your fox business brief. the bears clawing their way back on wall street today. the dow falling 25 points to end at a ten-day winning streak and eight straight days of record high closes. s&p 500 also pulling back after nearing a record high of its own. >>> the obama membership straugs reportedly eyeing north carolina democratic congressman mel watt as director of the federal housing agency. dow jones says the white house could make a final decision by next month. fha regulates two mortga

buddies. >> it hit your buddy. >> in the back of the leg. >> judge jeanine: is he going to get a lawyer.ou may need this. >> no reason to get a lawyer. >> judge jeanine: this is evidence. chain of custody. you think this is -- >> we go to see crashes. >> judge jeanine: you go to see a crash. >> if there was and the crash you wouldn't be going. >> judge jeanine: arthur aidala, hit it. >> you bad for what happened to whit. >> i do reid back. >> what it says on the back of here. it says "the holder of this ticket expressly assumes all risk and incident to the events." so in legal terms as you know, your honor if there is a defense to negligence which is assumed the risk so if you are going to sit then they are telling you a car are could come through here are and could cause an injury. and you are allowing -- you are saying there. and let's just face it. if this case -- if they won and nascar gets sued for millions of dollars which i don't think is going to happen, who is going to suffer? these guys. you know where they will is sit. 100-yards, 200-yards away from the race where it is absolu

>> that's correct, sir spitzer this concern it's a buddy-buddy system, i just want the public to understandthat the convening authority particularly for general court-martials that would involve the case of rape our sincerest sexual assault is a distance away from the unit in question, just from the way the system works. now, the history of article 60, and people in the civilian commuters may wonder why does a convening authority have the ability to set aside a punishment? uw robust field system so if there's a legal error in a case, the accused has the right to go all the way to the supreme court if necessary to correct legal errors. but we still have the convening authority in the decision-making role about setting aside findings. when you go back to the history of this concept and do so with the continental army, and and in, trying to find my paper here, can't find it. but general eisenhower testified to the house armed services committee before the austin act which is their predecessor jay ucmj, of 1950, that in his opinion it is necessary that the person in the chain of command have th

buddy, okay? >> i'm not your buddy. know what i'm saying? >> yeah, i know what you're saying. >> i laughed about it because i wanted a friend, and strangely enough, if my smile was going to make me feel better and continue throughout these years of bullying, then that's what i did every day. i really didn't feel anything. i didn't feel the pain that i endured. i didn't feel like i cared about anything anymore. i didn't feel any emotion whatsoever. i felt depression. that was it. >> i had a huge fear because alex has always been the type to act, and i would lay up with my husband at night and, you know, i would just cry and say, what if he decides he doesn't want to be here anymore. i mean, at that point there was really only one more way for him to disengage. he was failing out of school. he wasn't involved with the family at all. he didn't have any friends. he was fading and we just couldn't bring him back. and enter lee. >> we're going to film in this middle school for the year. and it was actually the first day of school and we saw alex b

buddy and trace is my buddy and you talk to them like this, and what's going on in the back of their head? will they stab me in the back in 20 minutes? >> right, because you're planning the same thing, let's be honest. you're in it to whip, right? >> i'm in it to win it for mom's organization. >> for your mom, breast cancer research. you raised $89,000 last time. >> $100,000. >> breaking records in terms of fund-raising, that has to feel good. >> this is really affecting people and changes lives through the charitable works. "all-star apprentice" will be in my opinion, the most fun you have had with "apprentice." >> real quickly, it was more difficult to sit in the board room the second time around? >> those that advance by sitting back and being quiet, seasons prior, ain't going to happen this year. one of the protocols is if you don't stand up and fight in the board room, you will get fired. a lot more explosive fireworks this season. >> we look forward to the fireworks. thank you for coming in. and food luck. >> thank you. >> "all-star celebrity apprenti apprentice" tonight at 9:00, 8:00 central, right here on nbc. >>> up next, it's a star wars workout complete with costume. that up next. you can part a crowd, without saying a word... if you have yet to master the quiet sneeze... you stash tissues like a squirrel stashes nuts... well muddlers, muddle no more. try zyrtec®. it gives you powerful allergy relief. and zyrtec® is different than claritin® because zyrtec® starts working at hour one on the first day you take it. claritin® doesn't start working until hour three. zyrtec®. love the air. with thermacare heatwraps. thermacare works differently. it's the only wrap with patented heat cells that penetrate deep to relax, soothe, and unlock tight muscles. for up to 16 hours of relief, try thermacare. >>> this might not be a galaxy far away, but we have plenty of the force out here on the plaza this morning. the golden gate knights, a san francisco-based group that combined the skills of marshall nights with the fun of being a jedi knight in their light saber glasses. alan, daniel, math knew and frank knight are here. guys, great to have you here. >> thank you. >> oh! it starts already. >> oh, great warrior. >> first of all, guys, this looks like a lot of fun. but there is something technical to all of this, right? >> definitely. >> so choreography and martial arts. >> i found it with a friend after 10 years of fencing, martial arts and stage and theater experience with a buddy degree black belt, west post holster martial arts. ncses which is saber combat system. i'm nova star. he's kaine. >> we have a lot of people that come to this from various backgrounds. i mean, you know, this is something that anyone who has an adult or childhood fantasy of being a jedi knight. >> you're star wars geeks? >> oh, yeah. >> i think you're ready to train. >> all right. >> well, first, al will take us through safety. face off with a partner. >> face your partner. you want to be with lester over there? >> learn how to hold our saber at the choke point below the blade. when you're not using your blade make sure it's in a vertical position. now let's try the basic were stance like this. if you're right-handed the right hand forward and left foot 45-degree angle. angle at your partner, crossing blades like so. and now let's work on some basic targets to simplify it for people to understand when you're first learning -- don't you kill me now. >> we break the targets into three se

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buddy. we often work out with a buddy to help us out.ind a financial advisor and somebody you can work with. melissa: that makes sense. you say saving 15 to 20% of your annual income. i wonder at what price? saving aside 20% of the your income, does that mean you don't buy a house, you rent instead? would you set aside the income and use credit cards and rack up debt so you can save? at what price, how seriouous is it to save that much money. >> how serious is that individual, that's the question. because let's put this in reference. this individual that in our scenario, sob who is 50 to 60 years old or so, they're really at the peak of their financial succs. they're making the most they ever have in life. hopefully their kids are out of the home. they don't have education expenses anymore. so do they have the capacity? absolutely. most people do in my experience. depends how focused or deliberate they want to be in establishing that goal. melissa: pat, do you agree. >> i absolutely do. post phone the retirement, if you're not in good sh

buddy. sounded great. always good to see you, buddy. wale! look for "the gifted," in stores june 25th! "the gifted."thanks! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ captions paid for by nbc-universal television captions by vitac www.vitac.com ♪ >> carson: well, good evening, everybody. you're looking at the sayers club here in hollywood. i'm carson daly, and welcome to "last call." tonight, we use the spotlight segment to turn you on to l.a.-based d.i.y. artist, conway. more on that in a little bit. our music, we'll take you over to the troubadour and mark the tv debut of the louisiana band, royal teeth. but first, our s-down guest is a stand-up comic whose career has been steadily on the rise. he made a name for himself in late night tv, his own specials, and in "the comedy central roast." currently, he stars in "the jeselnik offensive." and for more, we go to the redbury for all things anthony jeselnik. >> carson: one of my favorite jokes -- >> okay. i say, "people get weird when kids die." 'cause some kids in my neighborhood were playing hide-and-go-seek a couple weeks ago, and one of them ended up in an abando

buddy? >> good, you? >> jimmy: can i scoot through? do you mind if i scoot through here? how you doing, buddy? sorry to wake you up. [ light laughter ] nice pajamas you've got there. hey, how's it going. nice to see you guys. hey, what's up, buddyy. don't get up. yeah, thanks. [ light laughter ] pleasure. appreciate it. hey, how are you, buddy? >> good, good. >> jimmy: who's into march madness? anyone into march madness? [ cheers ] are you into march madness? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you into march madness? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good. come on over here. welcome. welcome, welcome, welcome. hey, what is your name? >> kelsey. >> jimmy: all right. kelsey. very good. kelsey. kelsey, you said you're excited for march madness. what team are you rooting for? [ laughter ] >> any team. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. any team, but if you had to pick one, one would come out, you'd say -- [ shouts ] >> syracuse. >> jimmy: yes, of course, syracuse! syracuse orange. very good. i can tell you're a giant fan. [ light laughter ] kelsey, you tricked me. kelsey, here's the deal. if you had your own basketball team, okay, what would the mascot be? >> a flying penguin. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we have the best au

buddy, baby. who is our little buddy? nicole. connell: little? dagen: yeah. it's always a compliment with a woman calls another woman little. >> i'm going to take that as a nice compliment. thank you, dagen. let's take a look here at facebook in particular. key headlines crossing now. facebook, $25. you all remember the i.p.o.? $38 i.p.o.? the somewhat botched i.p.o.? well, u.b.s. says it has filed arbitration demand against nasdaq for the full extent of its losses from facebook. you remember the opening was delayed. they were trying to get it together. you can see the stock here is down 2% at the moment. this is the $38 i.p.o. and really from the first day it started trading, it was surrounded by some problems and some issues in some of the orders that weren't executed and some had to be cancelled and et cetera. so obviously u.b.s. making it known that they are not pleased with this and now filing arbitration demand against nasdaq for those losses. back to you. dagen: thanks. connell: now to the tech story of the day with the battle over indoor mobile location services really heating up and take a look at who would like to go toe to toe with google in terms of making maps. dagen: keep trying. here are the details. >> you sound skeptical, dagen. not a fanny take it of apple maps. it may just be maps to you but it is a lot of money for the big companies that are trying to get a dominant place in the market. getting from point a to point b. google, apple, yahoo, a.o.l., all of the players in there and apple trying to make up for those missteps. dagen is skeptical about it in the first place. now, the "wall street journal" is reporting that apple has bought a $20 million startup by the name of wi-fi slan. what they've done is they've developed technology that allows you to find your place indoors. it can do it with a degree of accuracy within 10 feet so this is more indoor focused versus outdoor focused. chief competitor google and google maps already has the ability to track indoors with floor plans already built in for thousands of buildings but here is where the next frontier is, guys, in the world of mapping. it's all about being able to map indoors so the next time that you are at a local shopping mall, you're at maybe jc penny and trying to get to nordstroms, pull up the map and it will show you how to get from point a to point b and with this ncaa march madness is next. dagen: now connell gets to talk about something he enjoys for once. take a look at some winners today on the nasdaq. it's monday. a brand new start. your chance to risand shine. with centurylink as your trusted technology partner, you can do just that. with our visionary cloud infrastructure, global broadband network and custom communications solutions, your business is more reliable - secure - agile. and with responsive, dedicated support, we help you shine every day of the week. connell: we're just watching our markets because some of the italian banking stocks were halted within the last hour. contagion worry in cyprus. marketed started to give it up and it looked like we might have been down a lot but we've stabilized. we're now down only 36, 37 points on the dow. not bad. dagen: how sweet it is to be the florida gulf coast eagles becoming the first 15th seed in tournament history to reach the sweet 16. eagles topping san diego state last night 81-71 just two days after their huge upset victory over georgetown. they'll face florida gators on friday. what's that say about who is still in it? i'm not going to repeat what you just said. connell: you have cinderella, still a lot of big names and duke and indiana and florida that still have a chance in it. final four coverage, this is interesting, dennis is here. final four coverage could be moving off of network to cable. dennis: under the 16-year contract that cbs shares for march madness with turner, time warner's turner outlooks, it's going to move to cable some year and the final four could move over to tbs or tnt next year and thereafter, alternate every other year for cbs. you know, the last big thing the networks have to claim is those huge exclusive one time live events where millions of eye balls tuning in and now they're starting to lose even that. the college football championship series moved over to cable in about 2010, 2011. dagen: how did the ratings change? could they hang on to all viewers they had? dennis: they're getting up there with fox 27 to 30 million range since it moved to espn so cable can bring in just as many as a big broadcast network and cable, you'll remember, has two revenue streams. advertising and it has cable subscriber fees and more systems are charging extra for sports because espn is the most expensive network in the country. connell: i don't know really a super bowl would be on cable. dennis: that's going to be the biggie. nfl was always secretly fearing if they did that, congress will step in and say wait a minute. we gave you an exemption of anti-trust, we've played ball with you and now you'll take it off free, over the air. congress not getting the 95% of american gets its television through cable television anyway. dagen: it's still free over the air. you can get free hd. connell: dennis is right. is that really a right number, 95%? >> illegal homes, you get higher. there's no reason to look at a difference. the one difference is that the broadcast networks have a far higher cost structure than advertising revenue. dagen: that would be the last game that moves to cable, though. dennis: super bowl. dagen: and the overnitrating for the nascar race was up from a year ago. connell: how did we get back to nascar? dagen: i took the wheel and drove us into a ditch. connell: thanks for joining us this morning but plenty more still to come. dagen: russia scoring points but vladmir putin and his people are mad. connell: they are and then the medals market. a safe haven when things like cyprus take place. kneale, you just saw him. he's coming up. 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buddy joseph is taking the video. he's aiming it up, ready to launch this thing at his buddy's nose and here goes. >> oh!nailed it. nailed it on the first try. you can see that johnny does have some safety goggles on. this could have ended very differently. >> with him missing an eyeball or a dart at his head. >> this was not a bed. this was for no money. johnny walked away with nothing other than an uninjured face and skull. we have lee, johnny and joseph joining us right this minute to talk to us about this. how does a dart game with drinks turn into this? >> once we started having a couple cans we got drunk we were playing darts. as we drank more, it seemed like a good idea at the time. >> who came up with the idea and did it take a lot to convince johnny to volunteer his head for this? >> i think it was me that came up with the idea, but it didn't take much convincing. i've got a can of beer down and that was it. all he needed. >> tell us what was going through your mind? >> [ inaudible ]. >> so when it did hit the apple what went through your mind? >> [ inaudible ]. >> what other stunts have you pul

buddies went in after a him. here is that buddy. >> maybe we should have waited for the first responders but i didn't think we had a choice. i think we wanted to get him out of there because of the uncertainty of what a sink hole is all about. >> so, he tied the rope around his friend's waist and his other buddiestop hoisted him out. before he fell in the ground he was only one over par, shep. good round for him. >> shepard: yeah. he went south from there. trace gallagher, thank you. police say a woman in philadelphia pressed the wrong pedal, smashed through the front door of a duncan donuts and nearly hit a bunch of people inside. you can see a young kid running for his mom as the glass just shatters everywhere. police say elderly driver in this case apparently panicked and once again hit the gas instead of the brake. as she backed up over the curb and went right through that window. somehow nobody got seriously hurt. the cops have not charged the driver. well, there is a new plan to balance the budget in the next 10 years. but congressman paul ryan's proposal calls for one controversial measure that absolutely will not, cannot happen. the details on that are next. plus, george bush back on the ballot? the grandson of one president and nephew of another announcing he is running for office. tha

buddies. we have a buddy system. we have to make the dormitories the barracks, safe environments for young men and women to live in, and we have to figure out better how to have intervention. you know when there's a predator. you know when you set up somebody for a situation in which a predator can take advantage, and so it's that tension between roles at the chape of command can take in appropriately shaping the environment, and the idea that, look, we are all adults and can make choices, and, frankly, we're having a hard time with that balance, but i do know that we have to -- we have to reduce the number of overall incidents, and i don't know that, you know, i think some of the problem is on college campuses as well, but we are fairly transparent in reporting our numbers. we have a challenge in getting some numbers comparable to the jurisdictions. 18 to 25-year-olds are a different demographic. we see that, and, yet, we have to be able to take steps to alter. >> general, as the time draws short, i'm going to take

buddy? >> but the james stone we met considered himself a changed man, thanks to indiana state prison's cat adoption program. >> he's my little buddy. i depend on him. he's more dependable than anything i got in here. i mean, he takes a lot of the anger and temper away. makes it easier to cope in here. >> stone has been at wabash for a year and a half ago now. >> i talk to guys that come in here from all the other prisons that recognize me say hey, you're the cat man, aren't you? i'm like, dude, really? best thing i can do is say i'm him, meow, see you later. >> the transfer occurred after a staff member reported stone had threatened him. stone denies the allegation but a much bigger concern was leaving his cat jinkster behind. >> they don't allow cats down here so i couldn't bring him with me. and that was a big -- a big heartbreak separation there, you know. because i raised the little -- the little sucker. >> just before his transfer stone gave jinkster to another inmate. >> it brought a tear to my eye. >> i did like an indian commercial. i didn't want to let go of my little buddy. >> but at wabash stone has found another animal to take under his wing. >> i got a little bunny buddy out back. i'll watch him sometimes through the window here or when i go to work i'll make sure i throw him a couple apples to keep him fed. he has been here the whole year and a half. i open the window. he'll be sitting right there by the fence all the time. he's like clockwork. i don't know what he likes about that little area, unless it's me feeding him all the time. apples, cookies, coffee cake. he's a more sophisticated rabbit. you know what i'm saying? won't be long i'll have him on some watermelon hooch. >> like stone inmate christopher trotter has been behind bars since the mid 1980s. >> i came into prison to serve a four-year prison sentence for petty theft. i came in with four years and ended up with 142 years. that's what could happen in prison if you make the wrong choice. it has consequences. >> the wrong choice trotter refers to was being one of the instigators of a 1985

we assigned buddies but we have a buddy system. have to make the door choice, the barracks safe environs for young men and women to live in. we have to figure out better how to encourage bystander intervention. because you know when there's a predator, you know when you're setting up somebody for a situation where your predator can take offense. so it's that attention between roles the chain of command can take to shaping five and the idea that look, we are all adults and we can make choices. and, frankly, we are having a hard time with that balance. but i do know that we have to reduce the number of overall incidence. i don't know, you know, i think some of these problems is on college campuses as well. but we are fairly transparent in reporting our numbers. we have a challenge of getting some numbers. 18-25-year-olds is a different demographics. we're seeing that, and yet we have to be able to take steps to alter this dynamic. >> general, as our time draw sure i'm going to take advantage of your being here to ask you one of the q

buddies in the middle of an adventure of a lifetime, garrett jones and eric servemac, one from britain and one from the states and they have been buddies for a while and kbit their jobs in 2010 and decided to travel 9,000 kilometers, 5,500 miles through brazil from the northern most point to the southern most point and doing it in a unique way. they're making the entire trek human powered. no cars, no buses, nothing. hiking, biking, paddling the entire way. they left in november. currently they're in st. torem and covered 1,457 miles and they expect the whole journey will take them 15 months to complete. >> not exactly in a hurry. it is not like they have to get back to work. they quit their jobs so they can take this trip in a leisurely manner. >> what's cool, they didn't take the quickest route like you said. they didn't just go straight down. this is a round about way they chose. they're seeing pretty awesome stuff. check the scenes out from the latest video installment. >> i am dressed from head to toe like a mummy because the fumes are horrible. >> they're dealing with flies and elements and the sun and solitude. they were out there for weeks on end without seeing a single person. then look what happened. >> just to re-establish, we were paddling down the river, haven't seen anyone for a long time. a plane landed and gave us a cold coke. >> that must have tasted like heaven. >> the middle of the rain forest, out of nowhere comes this little respite. that's the adventure they're having. they'll put it together in a documentary. you can follow along the journey at brazil9000.com to see the regular video updates and stuff. pretty incredible trip. >>> we have a best gag alert. got a trash can nearby? >> yes. >> excellent. i am going to show you oh, my gosh tv and look at this prank he pulls on his kids. warning, if you don't like boogering and think they're disgusting, this ain't for you. >>> i just sneezed this out right here. pretty gross. >> oh, man. >> you can see his phlegm he extracted from himself and he will torture his family with it. >> look. >> ain't a fan. >> this is definitely the achilles heel. >> making me cry. >> boogers and snot. >> what is that made of? how is it not falling off the finger? >> is it really a booger, really snot or like slime from a ghost buster set? he claims that it is his snot. >> i don't like boogers. >> this isn't a booger. >> what is it? >> it is fishing line. >> oh! >> give that a minute. >> no! >> this is the worst yet. >> it fell off eventually. >> they don't exactly know where it went. they slow motioned it so you could try to figure out where it went. i don't know why any dad would do that to his family. >> my family does that to me. my nephew's boogers, they chase me. threw up at the park. >> moral victory. >> peppermint gum from my mouth. that helps. >> marco! >> a server gets quite a surprise on his work shift. >> see the waiter looking through the checkbook and you kind of see, looks like he had a lot of cash in there, too, right? did they stiff him on the bill? you're on timeout leo! ♪ ♪ some things won't last 25 years. ah! woof. some things will. save up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. you're o♪ ♪meout leo! some things won't last 25 years. ah! woof. some things will. save up to 20% on an ikea kitchen. >>> this is one of those videos you think you're seeing something and you're really seeing something else and you figure it out and you're not seeing what you think you're seeing. >> i have no idea what i am about to see. >> girls and dressed half black and half white and then they start dancing this choreography to folk rock polka group and you can see why this video is going really super viral. >> that messes with your brain what they're doing with the legs. >> when they do the crossover, really confused whose legs are whose. >> the thing that's weird about it, one of the legs is black and one is white. that makes it look weird and they're just doing leg over leg over leg over leg. >> that combination and the colors is what makes it really crazy and you are looking at it and it is almost like your brain isn't catching up with your eyes fast enough. ♪ >> when they do the legs the same colors and start swinging them you almost think there is another human being there. >> yes. >> monkeys personal pig snowmobile. >> come here. come. come. come here. jump. up. yay. >> look, look, look, like what is going on? >> he is freaking, dude. he is freaking. >> youtube prank ter andrew hailz and his buddyze for a waiter from a place they had just visited. >> what? >> look. >> what was the surprise? >> see the waiter looking through the checkbook and you kind of see looked like he had a lot of cash in there, too. did they stiff him on the bill, though? >> he doesn't look very happy. >> the waiter is like the guys here and came and left and paid and what happened is andrew and his friend tipped this guy $500. >> yay, guys, that's awesome. >> for real? they

applause ] and steny hoyer and congressman moore and my old buddy -- i hope i'm not leaving anybody out here. but, you know, you know, my old buddyohn conyers. [ applause ] i'm sure i'm leaving someone out for which i apologize. we all know we have a lot more to do but we'll continue to make progress and one of the reasons to continue to make progress is we're going to have for at least three more years the president of the united states, my friend, barack obama. [ applause ] >> thank you! thank you, everybody! thank you. well, please, everybody, have have a seat. have a seat. i want to thank all of you for being here. i want to thank secretary salazar. my great friend, for letting us in to the building. make sure everybody, you know, pick up their stray soda cans and stuff. afterwards. i want to thank attorney general holder for joining us. [ applause ] doing a great job. you know, we usually host these bill signings over at the white house but there were just too many of you who helped to make this happen. and you all deserve to be a part of this moment. i want to thank everybody on this stage. joe just mentioned the extraordin

buddy? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: all right, you know -- yeah, you know what you've got to do here, buddy. you want to hit that board and you want to try to land on something worth more than five points. you ready? >> gotcha. >> jimmy: all right, you've got to aim, all right? stay focused, my friend. fire when ready. initiate the dartboard of insanity. >> ready? >> jimmy: yep. "hot dog in a hole!" ♪ higgins, tell him what he's got to do. >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's lucky contestant gets to grab a bunch of hot dogs and throw them through the mouth hole of north korean director kim jong- un. if he can get seven hot dogs through the hole in 20 seconds, he's got ten points. jimmy! >> jimmy: all right. very good. as you can see, we -- that is kim jong-un. and here's a bunch of wieners right here. all you've got to do is you've got to grab your wieners and throw seven through the hole in 20 seconds. you think you can get your wieners into kim jong-un's mouth? [ laughter ] >> of course. i can do it. >> jimmy: great. all right. stand behind this. this will be the firing line right here. 20 seconds on the clock, please. audience, help him out. ready, set, toss those wieners! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole hot dog in a hole ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: man, oh, man! time's up. hands off your wieners. that was pretty good. can we see some of that in slow motion, please? there we go. good. no? no, that was close. but then you got -- you got in a roll here. nope. i started doing sherman hemsley. that's when he started hitting them there. i was doing george jefferson dance. there you go! [ cheers ] oh, it was a thing of art. it was a thing of beauty. all right. very, very good. nice work. now, let's see how many wieners you got into kim jong-un's hole. i can't see. slow down, slow down, stop. i can't see what that's -- >> that's seven. >> jimmy: four -- five wieners. thank you. sorry, you did not get enough wieners into his mouth, but good try. [ sad tuba ] get over there with the egghead guy. [ cheers and applause ] hey. how you doing, pal? >> good. >> jimmy: you've got your working boots on today, my man. >> yeah, you never know. >> jimmy: yeah, what's up? you got your kimbos. >> always going out in style. >> jimmy: always going out of style? >> in style. >> jimmy: always going in style. you want to be impressed. [ laughter ] i like it, man. all right. hey, you know what you've got to do. you've got to beat five points. you can do this. >> i can do this. >> jimmy: yeah. positive thinking. >> all right, i got this. i got it. >> jimmy: keep it fresh. easily. initiate the dartboard of insanity. go for it, my man. come on. you can do it. just aim that straight there. come on. you can do it. "dude spoon," 15 points! ♪ that's 15 points. that's a guaranteed win. higgins, tell him what he's got to do. >> steve: well, jimmy, tonight's lucky contestant gets to spend some quality time in bed with sebastian. he's a scorpio, a three-time convicted felon and master of the ancient art of spooning. it's the "dude spoon" and it's worth 15 points. jimmy! >> jimmy: it's not bad. it's just a "dude spoon." all you have to do is you do this. you're gonna be tonight's big winner. all you have to do is you have to let sebastian spoon you for 20 seconds. [ laughter ] sebastian -- sebastian, are you ready? >> oh, i'm ready now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's do it. what's in that easter basket there? >> a couple cream-filled eggs. >> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] >> and one pink peep. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, i'm so sorry. all right, ready? sorry i had too this to you, buddyjump into bed with sebastian. >> no, no, no, turn around. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let him have his way and get it over with. let's go! 20 seconds left. ♪ >> don't struggle. don't struggle. just relax and enjoy the spoon, my friend. >> this is terrible. >> this is perfect, man. just relax, my friend. are you on spring break? >> no, last week. >> last week. you get some action? >> hell, yeah. >> you did? >> from a girl, though. >> from a girl? >> jimmy: you did it! you did it! congratulations! [ ding ding ding ] ♪ time's up. you completed the "dude spoon," which mean you won 15 points. which means you are the winner! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] as our big winner, you'll be receiving a check for $100. congratulations to you, buddy. guys, come on over. you want to bring egghead over here, too. congratulations, my friend. sorry, guys, you didn't win. but you were good sports, so you will also be getting $100. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] since it is merch madness here on "late night," you'll each

buddy romer, chairman of the reformproject.org and former louisiana governor. hi, buddy, always nice to see you. >> hey, melissa, good to be with you. look, senator landrieu is not an all bad guy or all good guy in this. it seems to me that she, almost like everyone else in louisiana and mississippi and alabama, all along the gulf coast, even into florida is facing this quandary. how do we expect responsible political leadership when so much of the -- of the economy is tied to these oil and gas industries? >> well, the industry was not regulated, melissa. they talk, talk, talk, but they don't take any action. i've been governor of louisiana. i've been a congressman from here. i have decent relationships with companies that work to gain energy for us. it's important for america. i don't dismiss this at all, but this speech by mary landrieu and others, and she's not the worst of them. >> right. >> i want to be fair to her, washington's not broken, melissa. it's bought. the money that -- that comes in contributions to politicians is a scandal. now, there is an economic reality here. i think bp is one of the worst players in the gulf. i said that 25 years ago when i was governor of louisiana. i'm walking in downtown baton rouge the morning of this -- of this 5 million barrel spill and a member of the department of natural resources yells at me and says buddyi didn't know about it but i can tell you who is responsible. he said. who and i said british petroleum, and we both smiled. that's the way it is, and they ought to pay for the claims out there. they ought to pay for the damages. they ought to pay fines. they ought to pay penalties. they ought to put money set aside because we don't know what the effect on the wildlife is. look, i'm a businessman. i run a pretty large bank in the south, and the economic benefits of oil and gas energy is important to our area. >> sure. >> but we ought to ask a simple question. do we have the courage to regulate them? do we have the courage to put our children and our animals and our land continues first? i think we do, melissa. i think this administration has done a good job the last two years of bringing this into focus for the first time in my life. >> and buddy, you know, this point about courage is a real one because as you point out about the boughtness of washington, oil lobbying, gas -- gas and o

[applause] and steny hoyer and congressman moore and my old buddy -- i hope i am not leaving anybody out here but mow, you know my old buddyjohn coniars. [applause] [cheering and applauding] i am sure i am leaving someone out for which i apologize. look, where we know we have a lot more to do. we'll continue to make progress. one of the reasons we will continue to make progress is we are going to ask for three more years, the president of the united states my friend barack obama. [cheering and applauding] >> thank you. thank you, everybody. thank you. [cheering and applauding] thank you. please everybody have a seat. have a seat. i want to thank all of you for being here. i want to thank secretary salazar, my great friend for letting uses into the building. [applause] make sure everybody picks up their stray soda cans and stuff afterwards. i want to thank attorney general holder for joining us. [applause] you are doing a great job. you mow we usually host these bill signings over at the white house, but there were too many of you. you helped to make this happen. [applause] and you all deserve to be a part of this moment, i

buddy the assault, flight, a squadron, fox will. you get allegiance there in men and women walk into horatius fire just like the civil war. they would rather die van not to support their buddy even in the face of bloody orders which abound in warfare. the third reason, and noble goals. if somehow if things are bigger than yourself and you have a commitment and use that as a staff to leave on and it is a beacon to serve as the country is a big thing. but we're still missing something. we have got is so comfortable, we need a resurgence of the citizens soldier. take note of a web site sos america.borg that means the yen and between 17 and 26 and young women who may choose to volunteer but the man would have to pick a year in platoons of 30's to augment all of the services to have of bunch left over for civilian task is to have armored divisions to fight forest fires every year. what a stupid thing to do what about a couple hundred thousand to move overnight if you want to guard the border it is affordable. look at sos america we have legislation in congress three times now we start to build again we need to build a national base this is good for the nation to make better has

buddy. >> true. and he said it in that tone where he was trying to help, as if he was doing me a favor. >> jimmy: yeah, if he could turn back time. yeah, thank you, buddyastic in it. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] i can't take my eyes away from the screen. you're just -- you're great. and it was a giant hit. >> yeah, no, it was unexpected. a bunch of old people go to india. it wasn't exactly what you'd imagine would be box office dynamite, but it did really well. and they're going to make "marigold 2" now. >> jimmy: oh, are they really? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. same cast, yeah. >> same cast. >> jimmy: bringing everyone back? [ applause ] >> yeah, hopefully everyone will be back. judi dench said they'd better hurry up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a good joke. how is judi dench? >> she's an institution. she's wonderful. >> jimmy: she is. >> the thing -- the only problem with that movie was that i had to carry her on a motorcycle. i've never ridden a motorcycle in my life. i had to have motorcycle lessons, and she had to be on the back. it would've been fine if it had been just me, but when you have dame judi dench on the back, you k

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