so, anyone going to see the halloween parade?we were big fans of new york's annual halloween parade. i don't mean the one that takes place halloween night in the village. i mean the one that takes place the morning of november 1st-- the annual post halloween walk of shame parade. look at them heading home after their dirty, filthy hookups. (shudders) looks like that bee got busy. (chuckles) looks like that french maid didn't turn down somebody's bed. oh, looks like pocahontas has a couple of wounded knees. come on, marshall. that's a line. no, it's because of the... we get it. does it get any better than this? uh, yes. yes, it does. (sighs) crap. the difference between a vase and a vaz? a vaz is a really nice vase. shop like a fashionista. do you like this vaz? got it for the price of a vase! save like a maxxinista. designer brands at t.j. prices. maxx. [ michelle ] when i first discovered that i had sensitive teeth i didn't want to change toothpastes... i already had a product that made my mouth feel clean... the first thing he

this town is horrible at halloween. trick or treating by ourselves for the first time ever; we need to get some real candy. follow me. i know where we can go. we're going where the rich people live. rich people are better at halloween. and skin care. that's why we're going to... kingshead island. ooh. ooh. aah, i should have worn more toilet paper. okay, uh, okay i admit it's a little colder than i thought it would be. aah, i don't wanna die. i'm not wearing my good underpants and i'd be so embarrassed. (all sigh) did it just get ten degrees warmer? i think that seagull just winked at me. hello. kingshead island, nice to meet ya. now, let's trick or treat ya. tina: wow, look how clean it is. i could drink from the puddles. i'm going to. hey, guys. sweet 'tumes. costumes. edward scissor hands, cool. queen latifah, also cool. finally, somebody gets it. toilet paper roll. nailed it. mummy. hey, i'm milo. i'm ned. whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, is that all candy? yeah, we already dropped one bag off at home. now, we're gonna head

come on, it's halloween. a halloween party? as in... costumes? well, yeah. is there a theme?. yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific?

it starts off with fleet week and it ends with halloween so it's two cresendo events. last halloween diana who you see running around here, key to the organization, who does most of the logistics to make this happen, and i went to get dinner at a local establishment. it's called hays and kabob and we went to get dinner on our way to the operations center hoping nobody would celebrate too much so we could get out of there at a decent hour. when we went there, we were both in our black eem polos and we started talking to the owner and he said, oh, did you hear about the earthquake in turkey? well, we'd heard about it the way everybody heard about it, i think it got about two minutes on some of the cable news channels, and that was it. there wasn't a lot of coverage on the van earthquake. it just didn't hit the air waves that much. he said, oh, my family's there. and he started talking about the devastation and exactly what the impact was. they were friends with the mayor of van and the mayor had asked them because they were in san francisco if there was a way they could

. >> so those halloween stores? >> those, could be if a formula retail use halloween store. >> the halloween stores, i am trying to understand this concept of the temporary pop up, it is considered and treated as if it would be subject to the same use requirements? as anything else? it is not exempted from these rules, right? >> planning code section 205 deals with the uses and we say that a pop up store is not a temporary use and it does not meet the definitions in 205 and so it would be subject to the regular requirements of the planning code. >> thank you. >> question, the change of use here is from mail service to clothing retail is that what triggers the... >> planning code section 312, we outlined certain uses which would require the neighborhood notification for changes of use and a general retail use like a clothing store does not trigger a neighborhood notification. so in this case, they are doing the permit work to do the interior model to establish the new retail use which functions differently than the p

[both scream] - streaming halloween 4. ha, ha, ha! [both screaming] - [growling] - fire! [gunshots] - [screaming] hey, what are you doing? - it's mine, dad! get your own! what the hell's going on? - we got the son of a bitch. - wait. wasn't that peterson in there? - shh. - well, i hope you guys have learned that crime doesn't pay. - not with the convenience of online streaming, it don't. - kyle, kyle, it's stan. he's dying. - stan? - hey, dude. - the judging's almost done. you're gonna make it. beep! oh, god. somebody get me a charger! hold on, stan. don't die on us. - it's okay, kyle. it's okay. hit okay. beep! you guys go win that costume contest. you can do it. lift the trophy for me. - you're gonna see it. will somebody get me a goddamn charger? - just have a good halloween, you guys. and kenny? - yeah, stan? - stay gold. beep! - [roars] [eerie music] - [incoherent shouting] stan! i'm comin'! i'm comin', stan! [babbling] stan. ♪ - i spoke with the insurance company. they said we can get some of our money back. not all of it but some. you want to come home? get changed

is this halloween or princeton parents' weekend?'t know whether to be scared or proud of my cousin. - it's halloween, sir. - proud it is. - but this "almost all saints' day" isn't gonna be much of a celebration. i just heard that world-famous clog dancer jugbert cody has gone to a better place. - he's in cabo? - no, sir. he passed away. but at least he died doing what he loved-- blogging on the huffington post. - wow. two down, one to go. - what do you mean? - the rule of threes-- celebrities always die in groups of three. you better be careful, tray. - yeah, right. that's not a real thing.

the halloween night surprise that the war was ending right before the election, that october surprises ended up getting undone. anybody who was anti-war in the country had no reason to vote for a democrat. the racist right wing voted peeled off the the vote on the other side. and yes, nixon won. he got by barely. squeaked by on the basis that he was the guy who knew how to end the war, not those dumb democrats. and of course nixon did not know how to end the war. he didn't have a plan. and instead of the war ending on halloween in 1968, the war went on five more years, in which time 15,000 americans were killed as were untold numbers of vietnamese. so that happened. that actually happened, and now in 2013, what are we supposed to do with that information? lbj is dead, nixon is dead, george wallace is dead. 15,000 americans are dead who otherwise would not have been. how does this get made right? it cannot get made right because the people of this decision cannot be brought back from the dead. you also can't get revenge. you can't indict nixon's ghost. but you can refuse to let him get

here's joel mchale on next week's episode of "community." >> happy halloween parties, everyone.ng as you are welcome. now this year i planned a two-person costume with annie. she's going as my ring girl. [ screams ] ♪ >> pretty freaky deaky, huh? >> annie, no. i meant the boxing match ring girl. the sexy one that hold the round numbers. >> yeah, see, this is why we can't just text about it, jeff. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. very funny show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: happy it's back. happy that it returns. >> thank you. we will have no problem beating "american idol" and "the big bang theory." [ laughter ] should be fine. >> jimmy: should be fine. >> should be fine. >> jimmy: no one watches that. >> no! >> jimmy: no. i want to play a game with you, if you don't mind. it involves a hard boiled egg. >> oh. all right. >> jimmy: it involves raw eggs. >> okay? [ scattered cheers ] >> jimmy: it involves smashing it into our forehead. [ cheers ] >> i -- i am going to beat your ass at this game. >> jimmy: all right, here we go. joel mchale and i ar

. >>> vampires and werewolves used to be scary, lead in halloween tales not heart throbs making girlsterspecies romance. but stephenie meyer has changed all that. capturing hearts and minds around the world. meyer's stories are already worth billions and as juju chang discovers she has more surprises in store. >> reporter: it's a lover's triangle but as brilliantly preposterous as it is profitable. >> i don't know that i can control myself. >> reporter: stephenie meyer's fantasies have sold more than 100 million books and grossed more than $3 billion worldwide. >> i don't have the strength to stay away from you any more. >> then don't. >> reporter: at its core a teenaged girl in love with a vampire and the werewolf also in love with her. >> it is something that can be got over easily and work out how you would deal with that and it turned into more than that with the story. but i liked that idea of internal conflict. >> reporter: this time around meyer has another high staked interspecies lovers romance. >> we have been invaded by another species who erase our minds to take our bodies

now it's nothing but a halloween party for the kids. you can't even say it anymore. [ laughter ] now it's hey, nice superman costume. what is next a. hell no, not on my watch stewart, not in my house. >> jon: somewhere there's a rabinnical college laughing their ass at think. we have an audience of lutherans saying i don't know. i didn't realize. jessica, all this is besides the point. i assume that for you, for many blackface was a bit of a problem. >> oh, yeah that was (bleep), too. [ laughter ] jon it's 5773 and this is still happen something in i guess some people are still stuck in the 56th century. oy vey! jessic: thank you, jessica. >> jon: welcome back to the show. continuing our coverage of the war on purim -- [laughter] we're going to move on. white house press secretary is perhaps the world's most prestigious (bleep) job. you bawrvegly function as a human shield against what we on earth call what is actually going on. consider what happens when you are ready to hang up the mic. expresidents get big speaking fees or carp pen t

. >> in fact, the last time that i was at city hall was halloween 2012, right after the parade and the victory celebration and so it is great to be back

. >> in fact, the last time that i was at city hall was halloween 2012, right after the parade and the victory celebration and so it is great to be back and it is almost baseball season and who is ready to demand our title? i cannot wait, i cannot begin to tell you how honored i am to serve as your host for this special event, i want to welcome you officially to the san francisco mayor's office of neighborhood services black history month closing ceremony. what a way to wrap things up, we gather here to honor a living legend, ground breaking politician, activist and freedom fighter and fashion icon, the one and the only the honorable willie l. brown junior. [ applause ] growing in the area, his accomplishments and contributions to the world at large and public service were not lost on me and it is really been a dream come true for me to grow up and get to know him professionally and personally. my father and willie were acquaintances and fraternity brothers. >> when he was elected the first african american mayor i was right up there front and center in 1996 and channel five was out th

if you're white you're into halloween. >> i love halloween. >> which i hate. >> you're into the aspcau're into animals. up bonfires. you're into road trips. no good on road trips. see in you're so white right now! it tells me like, we aren't really this blended society that we think we are. we're sort of like living in segregated associate universes. black people like this stuff and white people having no idea. i even noted the other day that deangelo, i ran into him. he watches "the cycle" and all three of you were like -- >> that's not true. >> i didn't. >> this is the guy who couldn't tell the difference between four tops and the temptations. >> no, no, no. >> who knew? >> just got real. >> by the way, he is a great sandwich chain in massachusetts and in new england and every time i go back there, if he is affiliated with that in any way, i like deangelo. >> there's divide. the legendary modern soul singer and the three of you have never heard of him. >> and he owns a sandwich chain, too. so you want to profile everybody. here's what i say. i put him up on the screen. these are my

i figured anticipation of halloween i would read a story about witches this is the beginning and ending of a story questions of lawed blue fly. coming home from school on a monday morning in spring saddy stepped through a hole in the school yard fence on to the hem of her dress. when she straightened the left sleeve separated. her brother heard it rip. he turned and saw his little sister's bony shoulder naked to the world. saddy stood trembling her black eyes 2 burnt holes the leave of her only school dress hanging by threads. madison grinned. now you done it. he pick the the ripped sleeve from her arm and let it call again. you should tear the other side then they would be the same. be quiet. you could be a fancy woman. he leaned down his hot breath in her ear you could be a bear breasted hoar. saddy staired at her feet. i saw this fancy woman once madison said. he put his arm around her sister and guided her along the path. she took all the feeling from a man's toes. she gave him a foot rub. when she got to the toes she put them in her mouth. saddy squinted at her brother. it's true.

. >> it looks like a halloween cots tomb. >> did something go wrong? >> no. nothing went wrong. some women are doing this on purpose. it is a flame facial or sometimes called a vampire facial. we got the story out of the huffington post. >> what is on fire here? >> somebody's face is covered in some kind of substance and then an alcohol soaked towel is put on their face and you can see here they take some type of device, light it on fire and put it on the face and allegedly, i know there is no science behind this, the flames and the heat kind of ease the tension around your eyes, maybe get rid of some of those wrinkles. this started in china and the treatment for back issues. it is a few years old and as you can see the towel is lit on fire and the other one, i have to say, you don't stay on fire very long. it is finally extinguished when they put another towel on top of the flame. this is highly dangerous and the fact that people are subjecting themselves to this is beyond stupid, i think. >> age gracefully, rock your wrinkles, don't do this. >> aside from the fact they put fla

. >> this shows debbie in happier times, wearing fake teeth during halloween. of the month, recently coworkers said the class had stressed her out. robert was in her class last year. >> do you think he may have gotten medicine? >> i don't know. it was her first time doing it, i don't know. i can't believe it. she's been here for a while. >> and the police department said she had a clean history. the daycare center said she passed an fbi background check, which is standard for all employees. kit doe, kpix5. >> now out of jail. she was released. for now, she faces two counts of child endangerment, one misdemeanor and one felony. >> a christian preschool is also at the center of abuse allegations. a former teacher is accused of tieing up a two-year-old girl's wrists and ankles with masking tape after the toddler refused to take a nap. the news is disturbing. >> children are made in the image of god and deserve to be fully respected and this is a dehumanizing incident that we are greatly grieved over. >> church leaders say the incident came to light months after it

was a facade, that at home there were no prepared foods in the fridge and sometimes no costumes on halloween. at the height of stewart's powers, the debacle. prosecutors charging her with selling shares of flailing biotech company inclone based on inside information. a woman worth hundreds of millions of dollars skirting the law to save just $40,000. at first in this infamous cbs interview, stewart refused to talk about it. >> i want to focus on my salad. >> reporter: then she fought the charges and lost. >> and i'll be back. >> reporter: five months in the clank. her company's stock tanked, as she told abc's cynthia mcfadden in a "nightline" interview. >> how much money? >> reporter: did i lose? it's inestimable. probably more than a billion dollars. of course. >> more than a billion dollars? >> yes. and if you add in what the company was worth, absolutely. i'm a major shareholder in the company. >> reporter: many thought she'd crumble in prison, but no. the other inmates called her m-diddy and she became their informal spokesperson. when she got out, she mounted an aggressive comeback camp

- uh, middle-aged female comic with a bolo tie, one-man band who only plays halloween music, and australia'sackie mason. jack will hate all of them and pick jayden. - ugh, i hate doing this to people. they all think this is their big break, but we're just using them. - call it the hornberger system. - you've never been on the other side of this, pete. auditioning is hard. so much rejection. elizabeth lemon, i am represented by suzanne's b-plus talent. my carpets need a deep clean. - next! - and then you call your mom and tell her, "it went great," and you've got a really good feeling about this year. - i know it's no fun, but you are making this guy's dreams come true. at your age, it's probably the last time you'll ever make a man happy. - [laughs] that's true, liz is old. uh, where are we on this audition? - uh, we've narrowed it down to four people for this afternoon. - i'm already not liking some of these people. it reminds me of being on the bus. - come on, guys, these are people up here with feelings and mothers who worry about them. - lemon, stop right there. you are on top of the pyr

. >> when i was in college this guy invited me on a date to a haunted trail it was halloween it was scary and at the end we ran into a guy with a chainsaw and i took off and while i was running, i peed my pants. >> anderson: and that is how it ended? >> it was so awkward getting back into the car with the wet pants. >> anderson: that is a terrible date. thank you for sharing that. >> i want to hug you. >> anderson: i know. [applause] >> anderson: i thank isha sesay for being my co-host. great job. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. have a great day everyone. [applause] >>> they hit a bear and reaction is live ahead with heavy hearts, santa cruz police officers are returning to work. this police chase ended at the tunnel. they return to work as they remember their fallen colleagues. we go to santa cruz. two other colleagues were killed. and we are joined by janine to tell us how everything is going. >> reporter: a couple of days passed and it is still fresh. and the deputy chief told us there are mixed emotions today and the officers are resilient and will heal. out here. this growi

debby in happier times wearing fake teeth in halloween. in november, 2011, she was teacher of the month but recently coworkers said the klass of ten toddlers stressed her out. robert was in her klass last year. >> do you think he may have gotten some of that medicine. >> i don't know. i just asked him right now. not sure. she said it was her first time doing it. i don't know. i just can't believe it. she's been here for awhile. >> and the police say she had a clean record. the school here said she pazed an fbi background check, which is standard for all their employees. live in morgan hill, kpix 5. >> she's not the only bay area teacher in trouble tonight. a former preschoolteacher is now bared from working in child care anywhere in the state of california. that's after she allegedly tape add two-year-old's wrists and ankles when that girl refused to take a nap. angela taught at centerpointe christian preschool in mrez pleasanton. >> this is a dehumanizing incident we are greatly grieved over. >> they didn't learn about that incident until

then in november, samhain - or halloween - when we recognize that all things die, and that the energy goes to the root, to the unseen source beneath the surface, that gives way to the conception at winter solstice for another cycle of life and becoming. so it's a love story between earth and sun, and the endless children that are life. >> and we can mythologize that not just as earth-based in terms of what are we growing in our fields, which a lot of us are not quite as in touch with as our ancestors may have been, but what are we growing in our hearts, what are we growing in our souls, what are we growing in our lives. and what has come to fruition at this point in our lives? and what is it time to let go of? so we work with the cycles of the year, the wheel of the year, and we work with it often in a very personal way for each individual. >> what i've been listening and watching to reminds me so often of when i go for a walk by myself around isaac walton or in our local forest preserve, and no one's with me, but i'm just feeling myself and what's around and communing with nature, i

introduce june. [ applause ] , liz diaz. amy miles. bill collins. martha mahoney, who also does our halloween. terry. i saved lizzy. this is lizzy hirsch. she has been there. one of the founders of the friends of joe d in 1997. what started with planting a little grass on the children's playground has greatly expanded. few people know that the movie "thelma and louise" is a highly fictionalized account of lizzy and mine's adventures. [ applause ] >> most of it is overstated except for the driving off the cliff part. we have done that more than once. [ laughter ] the so yay lizzy. [ applause ] where is tan? he won't come up here, but there is tan hiding in the back. [ applause ] of the chinese town community development center. tan is one of the hardest working neighborhood activists and one of the smartest political operatives that i know. i learn something every time i talk to him and we have really used his help on this project. tina of the russian river neighbors wasn't able to be here, but her colleagues were and we thank the russian hill neighbors for standing by us, our sister organizat

first it was told how many they had last halloween. and then it was how many they have as of the first permit. and then it was how many stores they have operating. but this language is not in the statute. you have the opportunity to look at what is really going on here. and combine the question of oska and the rebuilding of this store and we hope that you will do that. >> thank you. >> any other public comment? >> okay, seeing none, we will start with rebuttal, miss ota you have three minutes. >> i was appellant of alan tan and when i was there we had to do our own foundation and it was the building and it was a total mess. he had the opportunity before (inaudible) moved in to rec identify the foundation and did not. secondly, with regard to the pop up store. i went down and interviewed the mer dhant chants and they all agreed that is closed at the end of february and at the put up a posting saying that a pop up store was never that was closed on january 1 and it was posted on february 28th, two months after the fact. they still occupy