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i don't like him or louie gohmert, all of the right wing -- >> john: louie gohmert exploiting this off of -- >> we live in a hyper partisan world right now. americans were brought together. within an hour, two people are fighting on twitter about this, accusing things. it is a false flag operation. domestic terrorist? foreign terrorist. i was attacked for saying something about the bush administration it was not intended to be political. it is not partisan what i meant in it. we live in a hyperpartisan world. any moment of goodwill and us coming together are gone within hours on twitter. barney frank steve king, left or right we live in this cloudy mate. >> you said both sides. >> john: i was appalled by what a lot of so-called liberals were saying. in the case of steve king, i was disappointed in this him because if one misbehaving gun owner does something you can't tarnish all gun owners but if it is one misbehaving student on a visa -- >> we'll have to answer for that sin. >> let's be fair. congressman king was responding to a report. it was a report from the "new york post" that th

louie gohmert. he's also the guy who came up with the idea of terror babies. >> terror babies? >> what's a terror baby? >> stephanie: do you want the fun fact? this from mother jones. representative louie gohmert has been sounding the alarm about an insidious plot involving so-called terror babies. trademark you won'try gohmert. infants are known to be tears in their own right but this diabolical plan involves sending women to birth their america-hating spawns. the mothers and kids return home where the children could be raised and coddled as future terrorists and later, they can be sent in to help destroy our way of life. >> i see. um, hmm. proof of this would be? >> evidence. >> stephanie: we jump to -- even worse, we could have gay terror babies. terror babies. like i said, texas. beastiality. during the tea party conference call about gun control. in fact, i had this discussion with some wonderful caring democrats earlier in the week on the issue of -- they said surely you could agree to limit the number of rounds in a magazine. how could that be problematic? once you make it ten, why would you draw the line at 10? what's wrong with nine or 11? once you draw the limit, it is like marriage when you stay is not a man and a woman, then why not have three men and four women and -- >> none of that makes any damn sense. >> stephanie: and why not somebody who has a love for an animal. >> stephanie: there is no place to draw the line when you eliminate what guns can be used. it is easy to have -- >> the beastiality and -- >> stephanie: right. >> multispecies -- >> sure, it is only logical. >> stephanie: gohmert explains how obamacare will require to hire cross-dressing satan worshippers. by the way gohmert looks like that. that guy. >> i'm louieimited rounds is the same as having sex with a dog. >> stephanie: gomer pyle got a drive by hairdressing and they shaved his head. >> well, that's what they do in the marine corps. >> stephanie: keith in milwaukee, you're on "the stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning mama, mooks and all of the ships at sea. about the security thing with schools, this is a sense of false security and in fact, it probably is nice as a feel good for people but you look at the fact -- it comes down to the concept of the drop. the fact that if someone is going to be the -- i think the good example of that is if you go to -- if you go to "esquire" magazine, they've got a great story with tim o'brien, the cop that showed up. >> stephanie: we'll go to that immediately. actress melissa fitzgerald, do it. next on "the stephanie miller show." [ ♪ theme ♪ ] >> stephanie: all right. hour number two, hot brie in the city coming up. nurse jacki -- [ ♪ "world news tonight" ♪ ] >> yes? >> stephanie: you sent

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louie gohmert. that is the slippery slope. you can't have 30 rounds, you may end up legalizing sex with horses. >> we could spend all evening trying to untangle the logic behind that statement. but what louie gohmert ignores is the realities of what happened like the gifford shooting. the massacre in arizona where the gunman was finally tackled, brought to the ground when he stopped to change magazines. he was carrying about 17 rounds in each clip. that's how many people got shot. it was remarkable -- a remarkable example of how smaller clips can lead to fewer casualties. that gets ignored by the side that doesn't want smaller magazine clips. why do they want larger clips? for the convenience of sportsmen. i think that's a small price to pay for the big, heavy cost that those big clips take. >> clarence page and david sorito, gentlemen, thank you so much. >>> next, a comeback sealed with a kiss. stay with us. >> i thank you, i guess, to my fiancee right here behind me for her long suffering as she put up with me being on the road for more than just a few months. >> he told me he was having an affair with this woman. and it was incredibly painful for me. [ male announcer ] if she keeps serv

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