welcome to all of you. anyone from across the pond, europe? sir i welcome you to san francisco.ant to thank all of the city staff here lead by -- the department of public works. we know that graffiti impacts every neighborhood. as the city not only does the department of public works spend four million dollars a year but collectively we spend 20 million dollars fighting this crime. we can do better. i look forward to a fruitful conference and hopefully someday stamp out graffiti. thank you very much. (applause) >>: thank you supervisor chiu. the next person i'm going to introduce, he is and original graffiti fighter, past chair of the graffiti advisory board and the main reason you are here. -- international conference was something he wanted to see in san francisco. mohammed -- has worked in san francisco -- responsible for dozens of community engagement programs, (indiscernible) (indiscernible) he knows every inch of this city as a steward of this beautiful, vibrant city. (indiscernible) strengthening and improving the community with partnership and support. (indiscernible) he

it's an honor to welcome you to san francisco. (applause) >> i'd also like to acknowledge the presence of two people that i consider honored to call friends, and they continue to be treasures to san francisco, to our city, to our state, and to our nation. and i was so impressed yesterday that both of them intently sat here yesterday taking it all in. and it was the highlight really i think of the seminar to have the evening closing remarks capped off by former secretary of state george schultz. so, thank you very much, sir, for being here. (applause) >> it is a wonderful partnership that he shares with his wife who is chief of protocol for our city and our state, charlotte schultz. so, thank you very much. (applause) >> certainly this partnership couldn't take place without all of the heavy lifting and hard work done by the san francisco fleet week association. so, thank you to general myatt for your vision. this is your three of not only the celebration events, but what you spoke to earlier. also the executive director of the fle

welcome, everybody, welcome to san francisco. to some of you, welcome to the presidio, welcome to this absolutely gorgeous futures without violence center. i want to start by thanking futures without violence and esther solar for giving us this beautiful space to meet in today. is esther here? i haven't seen her. we'll thank her later. they made this space available for us. good morning, my name is me linda hague for those of you who don't know me. i was appointed by president obama a little more than two years ago to be united states attorney and it is my incredible honor to represent the president, the obama administration here in the northern district of california. welcome to the stop bullying summit. i'm a federal prosecutor so it may seem odd that here we are talking about bullying and we asked all of you to be here and i want to explain the origin of that and why this happened. you people, everybody in this room, has been involved in this issue and is doing incredible work on this issue and we were so honored to be a part

means to welcome everyone. and those who couldn't quite stomach that left. and we're feeling like we're following god's call. >> stephen: that's one of the beefs i have with your church is you-- there's a sign on the edge of town that says, "the episcopal church welcomes you." >> and it has no asterisk with exceptions? >> stephen: no it, doesn't. that's one thing i don't get it about-- it doesn't seem exclusive that way. you know, it doesn't seem that coolave club if anybody could be part of it,un what i mean? you. >> the interesting thing is jesus just wasn't that cool. jesus was always talking to the marginalized, those put down by society. he spent all of his time working with them, loving them in waitz they had never been loved before. that's what we want to try to be. >> stephen: another but jesus also says-- ( cheers and applause ) i mean, obviously, you've played the jesus card, which, of course, is a crowd pleaser. >> it's a great card! >> stephen: it is a great card but i can play the jesus card, too,

welcome, everybody, welcome to san francisco.come to the presidio, welcome to this absolutely gorgeous futures without violence center. i want to start by thanking futures without violence and esther solar for giving us this beautiful space to meet in today. is esther here? i haven't seen her. we'll thank her later. they made this space available for us. good morning, my name is me linda hague for those of you who don't know me. i was

please welcome the district attorney. >> thank you, and good morning, and welcome to our hall of justice. welcome to the first-ever transitional youth forum that is being held here. i think it's important for us to recognize there a difference between those of the ages of 18-25, and someone that is older or someone that is below. the criminal justice system doesn't always recognize the difference. i can tell you if we look at a study that has been done. and like the u.k. or look deeply in the process of younger people. and the reality that there is a role to the social development of the age group between 18-25. and the fact involved and the psychological world has recognized this long ago. but the criminal justice system has not. and to address the solution and do in a thoughtful way to avoid incarceration and the impact of this young life is important. i think here in san francisco, we are in a long way of other communities recognizing the need to do this. and working with the young people to reduce incarceration and to involve the right services. i am excited about this. and i want yo

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this will always be a place that welcomes each visitor with open arms. thank you all and welcome.america the beautiful"] [applause] >> ladies and gentlemen, president jimmy carter. [applause] >> it is a great honor for me to be here today. it reminds me of my favorite cartoon in a new yorker magazine. this old boy is looking up at his father. he says, daddy, when i go up, i want to be a former president. [laughter] many of us have made that gold and one is still working on it. i will be very brief and limiting my comments just to the things that i know personally. in 2000 there was a disputed election for several weeks. when president bush became president, they had the inauguration in washington. i was one of the two democrats volunteering on the platform. he said, if there is anything i can do for you, let me know. that was a mistake he made. [laughter] the worst problem now is the war going on between north and south sudan. millions of people are being killed. i would like you to help us get a peace agreement. in a weak moment, he said, i will do it. i said you would have to ta

. >> i want to welcome everybody. i'm from kiss fm and the voice of your san francisco giants at the park. we've got to great program planned for you today and keep that energy up. and thank you to lincoln high school. this is going to be a very exciting day as mayor lee and the giants kickoff the campaign. it is our goal along with your hope to keep san francisco clean and beautiful this wonderful city that we love for generations to come. we're going to keep you very attend let's get this program started with a beach blanket babylon with an original song and let's welcome renÉe wilson. ♪ ♪ to keep you clean is why we gather here. it's time for us to care. that's why i'll help our mayor to polish every street with one big giant sweep. oh, whistle why while you work. and carefully together we'll show our pride. just like the giants we will triumph but there's work to do. no litering so make sure you pick up your trash. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ so whistle while you work. we must work hard to reach our goal keep san francisco beautiful.

come on over, guys. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. are you from? >> my name is jeremy from north dakota, don't cha know? >> jimmy: oh, there you go. welcome to north dakota, yeah. >> i'm courtney. i'm from alaska. >> jimmy: oh, is that right? >> alaska, whoo! >> jimmy: okay, very good. >> my name is randy, and i'm from queens. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i'm talking about right there! randy from queens. all right, here we go. here's how it works, you guys. in a moment, you'll each put on these headphones and sing along to the song that's playing in them. here's the catch. they are noise-canceling headphones so you won't be able to hear yourself singing, but we will. [ laughter ] now, throughout the song, our sound guy, munson rawlings, will be randomly changing -- randomly changing -- [ laughter and applause ] randomly changing the pitch, and you'll have to match it. how you doing, munson? >> eat [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. here we go. all right. [ laughter ] all right, all right. look. the pitch

♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody! welcome back!three, what's the one thing we all have in common? one, two, three -- [ audience shouts answers ] that's right -- brains. [ laughter ] every one of us has one, and now it's time to play a game where we put your brains to the test. it's time for "tell us what you know." ♪ tell us what you know [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "tell us what you know," america's longest-running trivia game show. let's bring out tonight's contestants. come on over. ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, guys. if you forgot the rules, here they are. first, i'm going to give you a random topic. then you're gonna have ten seconds to say everything you know about that topic. you can say words, ideas, thoughts, whatever comes to mind. the more you say, the more points you earn. once the ten seconds is up, the brain master will give you your score. brain master is a wise and gentle being who knows everything in the universe. he's also never seen a woman naked. [ rolling thunder ] in the end, the contestant with the mo

>> hello, everybody and welcome, good afternoon. thank you so much for coming to join us for this celebration today. i'm renell, brooks moon from the morning show, and of course, the voice of your 2012 world champions, san francisco giants. >> in fact, the last time that i was at city hall was halloween 2012, right after the parade and the victory celebration and so it is great to be back and it is almost baseball season and who is ready to demand our title? i cannot wait, i cannot begin to tell you how honored i am to serve as your host for this special event, i want to welcome you officially to the san francisco mayor's office of neighborhood services black history month closing ceremony. what a way to wrap things up, we gather here to honor a living legend, ground breaking politician, activist and freedom fighter and fashion icon, the one and the only the honorable willie l. brown junior. [ applause ] growing in the area, his accomplishments and contributions to the world at large and public service were not lost on me and it is

welcome, mark. glad to have you here.plause) >> and with that, i'd like to introduce the city administrator naomi kelly who will also introduce the mayor, ed lee. (applause) >> happy black history month, everyone. we have to be proud that we have two very strong beautiful african-american women who are on the board of supervisors. [cheering and applauding] >> and where do we go from here, ms. breed? you have all the departments that are with the administrator family to help you and supervisor cohen achieve those goals. this year, the theme is at the crossroads of freedom and equality and we stand here 150 years after the emancipation proclamation and 50 years after the march on washington to reflect on our success -- assess our challenges, and look forward to the future. just monday at the state of the city address, the mayor talked about some of our challenges, and he has tasked me to work with supervisor cohen, supervisor breed, dr. amos brown, dr. honeycut, and all of you to look at our public housing and where do we s

welcome, everybody! "late night with jimmy fallon," that's a great crowd right there. welcome.hing at home, all that. let's get to the funny jokes here. here's what people are talking about. big news coming out of the nba, literally coming out of the nba today. washington wizards center jason collins. you guys hear about this? washington wizard jason collins just came out of the closet making him the first pro athlete in a major sport to be openly gay. [ cheers and applause ] while the first openly gay wizard is still dumbledore. >> steve: everybody knows. >> jimmy: everybody knows. that's right collins is getting credit for being the first openly gay pro athlete. or as martina navritilova put it, hello! some more sports news, tim tebow was officially released from the new york jets. well, i guess -- i guess all that praying finally paid off. [ laughter ] please, anywhere. i will play anywhere else. you gotta get me -- come on, get me out! i don't care where i go! i'll do arena football, i don't care! i'm excited for tonight's show. we have rebel wilson in the house! oh, we lov

public comment is welcome. >> 9. recreation item capital improvement status and accessibility updates. presentation by paulina. project manager and physical access a d.a. coordinator from the san francisco recreation and parks department. public comment is welcome. >> 10. report from the physical access committee. >> 11 report from the disaster preparedness committee. >> 12, s fm t a multi-motile. >> 13. public comment. >> items not on today's agenda. each speaker is limited to 3 minutes. >> 14, information item correspondence. >> 15, agenda item. 16, adjourned. >> excuse me. roll an wong will read the introductions. bear with me. please read the introductions. >> okay. good afternoon and welcome to the mayor's disability council this friday april 19th in room 400 of san francisco city hall. our meetings are fully accessible. please note that city hall is accessible to persons using wheelchair and other assistive mobility devices. wheel chair access is provided at the grove van ness and mccall. wheelchair access at t

please welcome danica patrick. ( cheers and applause ). ms.ck, may i call you danica. >> yes, please. however you feel necessary to address me. >> stephen: danica, thanks so much for coming on. i am a huge fan of you, okay. first of all, nascar is the great american sport. all right. >> i agree. stephen: everybody talks about danica patrick, you know, first woman to get pole position at daytona 500. that kind of stuff. ( cheers and applause ). do you ever get tired of life. i'm a woman. i'm a driver. i'm not a woman driver. i'm a driver driver. >> i mean people mention it. i don't really mind because i know it's what helped me get to where i am. i hope when i'm done racing that people remember me as a great driver. >> stephen: so perceive you as a woman. i don't. you could have just easily be a man. can you help me out here. i want to understand some of the finer points of the nascar. >> okay. stephen: you start off with an indy car. >> i'm not very smart with this stuff. make them softball questions for me. >> stephen: why do you turn to the

. >>> good morning, and welcome to mosaic. this morning, we're about to start a wonderful conversation about jewish summer camps. joining us are ken kramer, executive director of camp tawonga, along with jamie simon, camp director. welcome. >> thanks for having us. >> thanks for having us. >> what is camp tawonga? >> great question. let's start with the place. the camp is a former native american village on the river next to yosemite national park. it's been kind of a sacred gathering place for thousand of years. and today it's a place where the jewish community gathers, about 1200 children every summer, for, i would say, life transforming appearances. >> we were founded in 1925 and we've had the same mission ever since. and the mission really guides everything we do. so there's kind of four parts. the first part being we want to raise children to have positive self image and self esteem. we train counselors to bring out the best in each kid and hopefully leave kids feeling better with about who they are than when they got the

stephen: you're welcome, sir. any time. president at bill clinton, everybody. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: hey, welcome back, everybody. thank you very much. nation, you know, if you watch the news as much as i do, you know that everywhere you look, there's bad news: tv, internet, newspapers, even on the comics page. last week garfield finally succumbed to his chronic depression over mondays. he is survived by odie, jon and a lasagna. but, nation, i'm going to give you some good news. this is tiny triumphs. humanity has accomplished so much over the years. we split the atom. we mapped the human genome. we put pizza on a bagel. now we can have pizza any time. but all this achievement raises the troubling question: is there anything left for us to conquer? and it also raises the troubling answer: yes. because we have now found a bold, new frontier on mars. we've been sending probes there since the 1970s, most recently the curiosity rover which in search of evidence of life has been driving across the harsh martian san

and now, please join me in welcoming the mayor of our great city the honorable edwin m. lee (applause) . . >> thank you very much mr. davis for that introduction, happy valentine's everybody ... >>> (applause) . >> wow what a wonderful occasion. i mean how can you be today valentine's day in a room full of heros on the field of heros yeah (applause) in the innovation capital of the world the world class city of san francisco congratulations everybody for being a hero today. you know the san francisco hospital foundation the general hospital foundation has been such a wonderful wonderful entity and i want to just thank stephanie your leadership, i want to thank julie and rich at the board with all of the other board members, the staff at the hospital, all of the staph, you know sometimes the doctors have to do it's emergency work but what makes that whole hospital run is literally everybody that works at the hospital from the social workers to the accountants to the administrators to the nurses, and nurse practitioner and is the doctors and all of the fundraisers thank yo

he certainly has welcomed fleet week, he's welcomed the fleet and marines and mayor lee, we can't thank you enough for your support for everything we're trying to do. please help me welcome mayor ed lee. >> thank you, general myat. good morning, everybody, welcome to the uss macon island. it's my pleasure to be here with you this morning on the green ship of our u.s. navy. it's very appropriate that it be here heading the fleet in san francisco. admiral beeman, thank you very much for your leadership. it is impressive what we are accomplishing. just two years ago, we started with an understanding that our military, the coast guard, the u.s. navy, the marine corps, had something that we really needed. it's called logistics expertise. and we recognized that and with the help of our fleet week association, with the help of our honorary chair, former secretary of state george scholtz, along with senator feinstein who started fleet week, we began to appreciate in addition to appreciating the men and women in uniform and the wonderful attributes of having fleet week and the blue angels and th

please welcome now, dr. dennis bartel the executive director of the exporatorium and truly a driving force behind this remarkable and amazing project. [ applause ] >> wow. what an amazing journey. i know, my chairman was nervous for a second that i was going to use an expletive. we are unbelievably excited to open the exporatorium at piers, 15 and 17 here to the entire san francisco community and the world beyond. it has been many years coming and it took an army of thousands to put it together. there is just a few special groups that i want to highlight here today. the first from the bottom of my heart this tireless, staff, this leslie, yes i am going to do it, this lovely band of miss fits anywhere in the world who pulled this together, thank you. >> to our board of directors and their leadership and support. never waivering, that unflagging optimism and vision to finally land here on san francisco's front porch. to our architects led by mark batalion to our contractors led by midy brother and our banks, l

welcome back. nation, before we say goodnight, i'd just like to take moment and welcome the newest member of colbert nation: justin brody nurick, son of my audience coordinator stewart. eagle-eyed viewers of the show will recall that i welcomed gregory nurick a year and a half ago. stewart, as your boss, you should know this is an extremely roundabout way to get more vacation time. [laughter] anyway, congratulations to all the nuricks. enjoy getting to know your new son with this gift basket of delicious copies of my latest book, "america again." and to celebrate this occasion, you're getting them at a 20% employee discount. >> from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. good program tonight. we've got a great one. our dweft tonight is an author and the facebook coo sheryl sandberg. she h

i welcome any criticism. i welcome every opinion. i welcome every view. >> elbaradei they don't have to worry about going to jail? >> they are egyptians. they are part of my family from egypt. there is no way that any harm can befall them because of their opinions or their personal opposition. >> jon: now that's the kind of open democratic spirit that a great nation like egypt deserves. i'm going to let you know a little secret. the world is watching. no one wants to see egypt plunge into darkness. democracy isn't a democracy if it only lasts up until someone makes fun of your hat. we'll be right ba k+k+qi$a x4 welcome back. gun violence, who are its real victims? you might think the bullet recipient. perhaps you should think again. john oliver has more. >> reporter: arizona has suffered greatly due to gun violence in recent years. activist charles heller has had enough. so he's standing up for the real victims. >> guns. reporter: what? the city actually pays the company to destroy guns, fully automatic assault weapons, short-barrele

bush. >> welcome everyone. welcome to all of our friends and family who have joined us today.seated. welcome to all of our friends and family who have joined us today from around the country and around the world. thank you all for coming and a special welcome to president obama and michelle to president clinton and secretary clinton, to president carter and rose lynn and finally we're thrilled to have our father and mother president george h. bush and barbara bush. [ applause ] i know for the presidential families that nothing says an exciting get together more than an invitation to come see millions of documents from someone else's time in office, so thank you all very much for coming. a warm welcome to the former heads of state, the diplomatic core, the members of the united states congress and our armed forces. we're especially happy to see the familiar faces of so many of the bush cheney administration. in the united states the presidency is not just about one. the presidency is about all of the people that joined with that president with years of service to our remarkable

kurt, welcome! >> i feel like i am going to get it because i have a file of these books sitting at home on my bookshelves. okay. why have you taken on the self help industry? they seem so nice. >> so nice! well, there is the inherent contradiction with self help. on the one hand you have what it takes and it is just a matter of tapping into it, and on the other hand, you must need some help. >> right! >> my show walks the line between being a safe nurturing environment to look inside your heart and also squish you under my thumb a little bit because you have serious work to do, don't you. >> okay. i can't help but ask you if you were not influenced by al franken, now a congressman -- maybe not better -- i don't know. he has the characters start small on "saturday night live", all that stuff. >> there are a lot of people that have sun satires and parodies about self help. my character only says things a speaker really would say. i am not getting all silly and over the top with it. i am playing it ver

we'll be right back. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is the executive chairman of google. whatever i learn about him, i will sell targeted advertisers. please welcome eric schmidt. ( cheers and applause ). eric, good to see you. thanks for coming back. this is great. sir, as the people may know, you're executive chairman of google, okay. >> yes. stephen: now you're the author of a new book called the new digital age, reshaping the future of people, nations and business. >> yes. it comes out today. >> stephen: it comes out today. it dropped, as we say in the world of hip hop. now do i actually have to read this? >> yes. stephen: it has the play thing on the front. can i just touch that? does a book download into my brain? >> it's 330 pages of words, no pictures, no diagrams. >> stephen: really? you know, the internet is full of pictures and diagrams. did you bring me google glass? >> no but we can get it. stephen: seriously. are you a qualified developer. >> stephen: of course i am. what does that mean? >> that means tha

you welcomed me as a young law student across the river. welcomed michelle too. you welcomed me -- [ applause ] -- you welcomed me during a convention when i was still a state senator and very few people could pronounce my name right. like you, michelle and i have walked these streets, like you we know these neighborhoods, and like you in this moment of grief we join you in saying, boston, you're my home. for millions of us what happened on monday is personal. it's personal. today our prayers are with the campbell family of medford. they're here today. their daughter krystle was always smiling. those who knew her said that with her red hair and her freckles and her ever-eager willingness to speak her mind, she was beautiful. sometimes she could be a little noisy. and everybody loved her for it. she would have turned 30 next month. as her mother said through her tears, this doesn't make any sense. our prayers are with the lu family of china who sent their daughter lingzi here to she could experience all the city had to offer. a 23-year-old student far from home. a

you're welcome. this is a bit of a rorschach crime in the same way you might look at this rorschach blot and see a beautiful butterfly sitting on a penis. whereas others might look at that rorschach and see an annoying butterfly blocking my view of that penis. shoo, shoo. >> our next guest is facing mounting criticism for a tweet sent moments after the capture of the second bombing suspect. new york state senator greg ball wrote this. so [bleep] number 2 in custody. who wouldn't use torture on this punk to save more lives? >> jon: i get it. we're all a little emotional on twitter. you're watching something. you get charged up. you might end up impulsively advocating torture or getting in a flame war with a believer. i'm sorry. i think anne frank is more of a one-direction type gal. any other versions of the bombing's real lesson. >> in watertown they're going door to door. there was a real concern that this fell oal might be on the loose. might break into their house and might take hostages. would pe

mayor khan, welcome to san francisco and welcome mayor lee. thank you again for participating in our annual for cast breakfast and happy valentines day everyone and i would like to wish my wife and daughter a happy value teen's day as well who are here with me as well. now my career i wanted to start tout by saying my career has been spent tracking the traditional fire-based economy of finances, insurance and real estate. and, monitoring it's effect on the occupancies and values of commercial real estate. as we repeatedly seen, major job cuts and permanent down sizing are continuing in cities across the country. the fire-based economy we have known over our lifetime is rapidly shrinkings and trans forming good a new ice based economy one of innovation, culture - and education. innovation along with it's partner collaboration are being reflected in the explosive growth of the tech sector for each i couldn't engineer hired by pandora or twitter a multiplier effect occurs with job openings create for eliminate oh, mow drivers bare resist at a ask

welcome, consider visiting us again. thank you for coming today and final thanks to the museum of modern art for your generosity and vision of getting us where we are today. now we'll do the ribbon cutting. there is one person i want to call up and introduce and appreciate her willing to do so. her name is sarah, her longest standing member of station 1. she's been in the department since 1987 and came to station 1 and been here since 1994. it's been a great pleasure to have her assist us with the ribbon cutting. take a look at the station and we will perform great work for you out of this station. thanks for your attention. 3, 2, 1. [ cheering and applauding ] [ cheering and applauding ] >>> >>> >> >> >> >> >>> >>> okay. everyone ready to get started? first i would like to thank everyone for coming today. it's an important day. before we get started i would like to bring the mayor up and talk about the importance of this contract and these hotel members, the team and the city of san francisco. it's a very positive day.