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would have more parking meters installed around mission bay and the northeast part of the mission, portrero hill and south of market. the supervisor wants officials to show the stats driving the plan and how much money they expect the meters to generated. the "san francisco chronicle" reports every potentially affected neighborhood should have extensive input and a thorough understanding of plan. >> a report shows the san francisco real estate market red hot with fewer homes for sale but 25 percent more buyers than last area with home prices up 19 percent. the s&p index shows prices at the highest in seven years overall. the record mortgage rates and more buyers and sellers are driving this. the last factor is a big factor in california especially in the bay where the inventory is the tightest in the country with multiple bids. >> you may be surprised how much money you can save if you work on your own car. >> my husband does it. here is the bloomberg business report. >> arizona on the road becoming the second state in the nation to recognize gold as legal tender, a controversial bill on th
would have more parking meters installed around mission bay and the northeast part of the mission, portrero hill and south of market. the supervisor wants officials to show the stats driving the plan and how much money they expect the meters to generated. the "san francisco chronicle" reports every potentially affected neighborhood should have extensive input and a thorough understanding of plan. >> a report shows the san francisco real estate market red hot with fewer homes for...
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transformative document to tackle the dire conditions of the larger public developments like hunters view and portrero. another document is by the age use task force and that plan specifies a goal of building 400 units for housing transition age youth. transition age youth are from 18-24, youth emancipating out of foster care and the document which guides the homeless housing and homes services within the city and uses things like to federal mckinney program. the analysis of impediment of choice report which is a document to a consolidated plan. i will go over that more and lastly is the redevelopment area plans. since as working with the former redevelopment agency in mission bay, transbay and hunters point shipyard we are bound by those area plans and requirements under those plans for affordable housing in those areas. >> so the analysis of impediment for choice is a five year document that the housing development or hud identifies what are the impediments for housing choice within our jurisdiction and requires us to take appropriate actions to overcome the effects of any of those impediments and w
transformative document to tackle the dire conditions of the larger public developments like hunters view and portrero. another document is by the age use task force and that plan specifies a goal of building 400 units for housing transition age youth. transition age youth are from 18-24, youth emancipating out of foster care and the document which guides the homeless housing and homes services within the city and uses things like to federal mckinney program. the analysis of impediment of...
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transformative document to tackle the dire conditions of the larger public developments like hunters view and portrero. another document is by the age use task force and that plan specifies a goal of building 400 units for housing transition age youth. transition age youth are from 18-24, youth emancipating out of foster care and the document which guides the homeless housing and homes services within the city and uses things like to federal mckinney program. the analysis of impe
transformative document to tackle the dire conditions of the larger public developments like hunters view and portrero. another document is by the age use task force and that plan specifies a goal of building 400 units for housing transition age youth. transition age youth are from 18-24, youth emancipating out of foster care and the document which guides the homeless housing and homes services within the city and uses things like to federal mckinney program. the analysis of impe
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francisco where we have 65 here and 80 at ocean hills and sunny side and mission district is 75 and portrero 65 and most of us in the 70's and 80's. look at that, it is warmer. moment of the temperatures are warmer than our highs for this time of year and it is only 11:20, we have a couple more hours of warming. as far as the humidity, this is another reason why your throat could be scratchy, we are in the teens and 20's, the most humid place is oakland only at 32 percent so we have a fire danger but we do not is the wind and that is going to help the firefighters contain anything that starts to break out. downtown san jose, does not look too bad as far as the hazy standpoint but you are getting the haze if your area right down the peninsula toward you so be prepared. dangerous heat. sunshine. 1 to 20 degree drop this week. a couple of glances of showers. they are not great chances but they are chances. if you thought year was warm, san francisco will be 11 degrees warmer and 86. santa rosa is four to nine degrees warmer than yesterday. today is the warmest in the forecast and records are po
francisco where we have 65 here and 80 at ocean hills and sunny side and mission district is 75 and portrero 65 and most of us in the 70's and 80's. look at that, it is warmer. moment of the temperatures are warmer than our highs for this time of year and it is only 11:20, we have a couple more hours of warming. as far as the humidity, this is another reason why your throat could be scratchy, we are in the teens and 20's, the most humid place is oakland only at 32 percent so we have a fire...
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market is 48 and sunny side is 49 and everyone else is around 50 from mission toward downtown and portrero hills and ferry building, and ocean beach is at 52. a lot of 50's out there. pleasanton is 50. cooler in saratoga at 49. 53 in union city. petaluma is coolest at 43. headed through the day we will have low clouds. it turns to sun by noon. high clouds headed in the afternoon and evening. we will top out in the middle to upper 70's inland and mid-to-upper 60's around the bay and 59 is the 4:00 temperature in the coastal communities. we will have temperatures that stay cooler at 70 with a stray shower tomorrow around our inland neighborhood and 66 as the bay shore and 54 at coast but ten degrees warmer headed into the weekend. >> good morning, everyone, we have a tree that down on 280 at daly city and it is causing a lane blockage and you may see a little bit of a delay if you are headed into south san francisco. as we take it to the east bay along highway 4 in the east direction we have an injury wreck at hillcrest and you can see it is causing a delay in the eastbound direction with we
market is 48 and sunny side is 49 and everyone else is around 50 from mission toward downtown and portrero hills and ferry building, and ocean beach is at 52. a lot of 50's out there. pleasanton is 50. cooler in saratoga at 49. 53 in union city. petaluma is coolest at 43. headed through the day we will have low clouds. it turns to sun by noon. high clouds headed in the afternoon and evening. we will top out in the middle to upper 70's inland and mid-to-upper 60's around the bay and 59 is the...
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head to san francisco, it is 58 in the ferry building and downtown and san francisco, cooler in portrero hill, 53. upper market is 56. forest hill is 54. ocean beach is 57. everyone is pretty much in the 50's this morning under mostly cloudy conditions but the exception is in tracy at 60 degrees. as far as our temperatures, you can see a ton of cloud cover and see how isolated and random the green dots are, the future radar, where the radar thinks it will rain, about 2:00 this afternoon when we hit our high temperature, 69 in sunnyville and low-to-mid 70's for everyone else. up the peninsula we start at 70 in mountain view, and redwood city dropped to the upper 60's and at the coast, temperatures are right around 60 with mid-to-upper 60's if downtown, south san francisco, and north bay valley about 70 in santa rosa and 72 at napa, and everyone else in the mid-to-upper 60's and only upper 50's at the coast where it could be breezy with scattered shower here along the east bay shore with temperatures in the upper 60's to 70 in castro valley and in the low-to-mid 70's inland yale and you ca
head to san francisco, it is 58 in the ferry building and downtown and san francisco, cooler in portrero hill, 53. upper market is 56. forest hill is 54. ocean beach is 57. everyone is pretty much in the 50's this morning under mostly cloudy conditions but the exception is in tracy at 60 degrees. as far as our temperatures, you can see a ton of cloud cover and see how isolated and random the green dots are, the future radar, where the radar thinks it will rain, about 2:00 this afternoon when we...
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district at 46 degrees, 47 in upper market and glen park and sunny side at 48 and mission district and portrero hills at 49 and everyone else is 50 degrees coming through the ferry building that is what it is. in the financial district, same thing, richmond is 50, and saratoga is 50 and union city is 50, and 51 if san leandro and everyone else is in the mid-to-upper 40's until tracy at 52. the next 12 hours we are going to hold in the 40's and 50's and clear sky and cooler start. in the mid-60's away from the coast and mid-50's at noon and headed to 4:00, 70 inland and 66 around the bay and 55 at the cost. tomorrow and will friday, about the same, a few morning clouds along the coast on friday and well start the slow warming trend on saturday. now an update on the commute. >> afternoon, everyone, as we head to walnut creek we have construction and pretty light. as you travel along southbound 680 between main street and highway 24 we will have three lanes blocked off for caltran work that will last until 6 a.m. this morning and as we take it to oakland traveling northbound 880 between 66 and emb
district at 46 degrees, 47 in upper market and glen park and sunny side at 48 and mission district and portrero hills at 49 and everyone else is 50 degrees coming through the ferry building that is what it is. in the financial district, same thing, richmond is 50, and saratoga is 50 and union city is 50, and 51 if san leandro and everyone else is in the mid-to-upper 40's until tracy at 52. the next 12 hours we are going to hold in the 40's and 50's and clear sky and cooler start. in the...
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portrero hill and sunny side at 50 and upper market and forest hills, cloudy and cool. and clouds everywhere today with temperatures in the low-to-mid 50's, and 48 is the cool spot. as far as our highs, we will be closer to average at 62 in san francisco and mid-60's to near isn't -- 70 around the bay. temperatures at the coast are cool and low 60's and upper 70's around the bay and mid-80's inland. >> it is busy out there, and as we head to san jose this is where it is not too busy so that is good news coming away from 880 along northbound 101 with headlights moving in the northbound direction. on our were mas it has been a busy day through livermore and the altamont pass, and westbound 580, it is blocking a lane, and you are down to 20 miles per hour coming from tracy over the pass and when you pass the crash you are looking at at least 2357 miles per hour so it is an hour's drive to get out of the central valley to dublin. >> 6:10. >> you do not expect high fashion from the boardroom, right? the silicon valley c.e.o. is getting employees to change their style. >> car
portrero hill and sunny side at 50 and upper market and forest hills, cloudy and cool. and clouds everywhere today with temperatures in the low-to-mid 50's, and 48 is the cool spot. as far as our highs, we will be closer to average at 62 in san francisco and mid-60's to near isn't -- 70 around the bay. temperatures at the coast are cool and low 60's and upper 70's around the bay and mid-80's inland. >> it is busy out there, and as we head to san jose this is where it is not too busy so...
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talk about cool conditions, and forest hill area of san francisco, 45 degrees and glen park 48 and portrero hill and mission district is 49 and inelse from ocean beach to downtown is 50 degrees. most of us in the 40's and only 37 in american canyon. san leandro is warmest at 50. today, the big story is the breezes and, also, the fact that temperatures will drop a little bit especially inland around concord and santa rosa at another three or four degrees and the east bay sure we may drop. temperatures will remain at average to below average today, tomorrow, friday, and when the breezes subside friday into saturday we will see the warming trend for the weekend. we will talk about traffic right now and here is leyla gulen with the latest. >> we had an earlier police activity in oakland. involveing bart. this was an unruly passenger. this is the train headed into the east bay and millbrae. it is now cheer. we are on time. muni and caltrain are not seeing any delays. this is san jose as you travel along 87 along the julian off-ramp with a report of a car fire and we will check with that along 28
talk about cool conditions, and forest hill area of san francisco, 45 degrees and glen park 48 and portrero hill and mission district is 49 and inelse from ocean beach to downtown is 50 degrees. most of us in the 40's and only 37 in american canyon. san leandro is warmest at 50. today, the big story is the breezes and, also, the fact that temperatures will drop a little bit especially inland around concord and santa rosa at another three or four degrees and the east bay sure we may drop....
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, around ferry building, downtown san francisco, upper market, forest hill, sunny side is 60 and portrero hill at 57. vine right now in belmont and 67 in union city. walnut creek and pittsburg and fairfield and american canyon and 39 in half moon bay for the cool spot. in the afternoon hours targeting two cities if possible record high temperatures, with our eye on oakland at 85 and richmond at 84. we will be near 90 many inland neighbors but the record temperatures are in the mid-90's and we will be closer to that tomorrow and friday. 81 in san francisco and the three day forecast shows mid-90's thursday and friday and a few upper 90's are possible and mid-to-upper 80's around the bay and 74 at the coast tomorrow but look at 66 by friday and 64 on saturday so the cooling is coming for the weekend. >> in san jose the sig-alert is tying up traffic from campbell northbound 17 south of 280, three lanes remain blocked and this is because of an overturned vehicle and we are down to seven miles per hour coming up on the crash so busy conditions. as we head into san lorenzo, just off of the nimi
, around ferry building, downtown san francisco, upper market, forest hill, sunny side is 60 and portrero hill at 57. vine right now in belmont and 67 in union city. walnut creek and pittsburg and fairfield and american canyon and 39 in half moon bay for the cool spot. in the afternoon hours targeting two cities if possible record high temperatures, with our eye on oakland at 85 and richmond at 84. we will be near 90 many inland neighbors but the record temperatures are in the mid-90's and we...
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the ferry building at 55 and the same temperatures headed to downtown and upper market is 53 and portreroill area and presidio is 55. most of us are in the 50's, warmer in pittsburg at 50, and santa clara is 56, and 58 at belmont and richmond and petaluma and half moon bay at 54. low-to-mid 70's for most of the south bay and deeper in the santa clara valley, gilroy is 77 and mid-60's to upper 60's and low toly 70's for the peninsula. near 60 along the coast today, low-to-mid 60's downtown and let to mid-70's through the north bay valley and santa rosa is 77, a warm spot, and near 60 at your beaches and hanging out in the secretaries along the east bay shore and headed to richmond and castro valley, we may get to 70's. if you are headed to the game at at&t park, tonight, coming over here for the last two games, 60 at 7:15 and dropping to 55 degrees and it will be naturally breezy. here is the seven-day outlook, check out the temperatures, friday, saturdays and sunday, we will flirt with 70 at the coast and 90 around the bay, and mid-90's inland. hope you enjoy. summer is almost here. >> we
the ferry building at 55 and the same temperatures headed to downtown and upper market is 53 and portreroill area and presidio is 55. most of us are in the 50's, warmer in pittsburg at 50, and santa clara is 56, and 58 at belmont and richmond and petaluma and half moon bay at 54. low-to-mid 70's for most of the south bay and deeper in the santa clara valley, gilroy is 77 and mid-60's to upper 60's and low toly 70's for the peninsula. near 60 along the coast today, low-to-mid 60's downtown and...
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. >> 52 at ocean beach is the cool spot with portrero hill and upper market at 63, the warm spot at san francisco and at the ferry building or downtown we have 58 degrees and across the golden gate bridge it is 54 and presidio to richmond. cool spot is petaluma at 41 and 43 at half moon bay and 62 in belmont and 52 at santa clear and 59 in walnut creek. from mount diabolo the beautiful warm colors and big story is 24 hour temperature change one to 12 degrees cooler and a record high is possible in oakland today of 82. headed through the weekend we will see that 10 to 20 degree drop with a chance of a shower as we head to monday. >> we have an energy accident -- an injury accident in novato away from 101 where we have it, it is off to the shoulder so no lanes are blocked and traffic is moving absolutely through novato but away from vallejo in the westbound direction you down to 35 miles per hour so stop-and-go traffic. in the east bay, antioch is 22 miles per hour and into pittsburg, and over the a pat, 580, 36 miles per hour and it ease up a little bit but slowly through livermore. >> c
. >> 52 at ocean beach is the cool spot with portrero hill and upper market at 63, the warm spot at san francisco and at the ferry building or downtown we have 58 degrees and across the golden gate bridge it is 54 and presidio to richmond. cool spot is petaluma at 41 and 43 at half moon bay and 62 in belmont and 52 at santa clear and 59 in walnut creek. from mount diabolo the beautiful warm colors and big story is 24 hour temperature change one to 12 degrees cooler and a record high is...
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install park meters in residential areas around mission bay, the northeast part of the mission, portreroog patch and south of market. supervisor wants to make sure neighbors fully understand the plan and he wants it know how much resolution knew the new meters will generate. >> caltrain will vote on how were to up the bicycle store average in san francisco, after recommending $500,000 expansion project. if approved the land expands the station's daily capacity from 100 to 185 bicycles and will install new security systems and automatic parking features. >> now the forecast, another heated forecast. >> absolutely. especially if you are outside in the afternoon in the sunshine it can feel 10 or 15 degrees warmer than the record high temperatures of today. it is 5:47, with dry air and the lack of rain but on sunday and monday and tuesday and wednesday, we could be tracking popup light showers with the big cooling trend on the way. until then we will look at temperatures across san francisco, downtown it is 57, upper market is 59 and the warm spot would be forest hills at 62. it is 41 in pet
install park meters in residential areas around mission bay, the northeast part of the mission, portreroog patch and south of market. supervisor wants to make sure neighbors fully understand the plan and he wants it know how much resolution knew the new meters will generate. >> caltrain will vote on how were to up the bicycle store average in san francisco, after recommending $500,000 expansion project. if approved the land expands the station's daily capacity from 100 to 185 bicycles and...
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forest hills is the coolest at 47 and glen park is 49 and 50's in the mission district and portrero hill and downtown and ocean beach and no microclimates yet but developing this afternoon. palo alto and saratoga around 47. american canyon is the coolest at 43. in walnut creek it is 51. union city is 52 and bell minute is 53. total sunshine starting at 7:00, and look how it warms us through 4:00, we will hang out in the upper 50's at the coast, and 67 at noon, 72 at 4:00, and 64 at 7:00 so 74, warm, inland, by noon, and warm by 4:00 at 81 and you can see 69 but not too bad in the evening. now, tomorrow and through the weekend, the three warmest days in the forecast, 80's around the bay and 60's at the coast. enjoy. leyla gulen? >> good morning, we have construction and i will get to the construction first if you are headed through oakland, traveling southbound along 880 between 98 avenue to davis street we have one lane blocked until 6:00 a.m. we are looking at traffic they are building on 185 on if you are coming down in the southbound direction you will see a few extra folks. as we tak
forest hills is the coolest at 47 and glen park is 49 and 50's in the mission district and portrero hill and downtown and ocean beach and no microclimates yet but developing this afternoon. palo alto and saratoga around 47. american canyon is the coolest at 43. in walnut creek it is 51. union city is 52 and bell minute is 53. total sunshine starting at 7:00, and look how it warms us through 4:00, we will hang out in the upper 50's at the coast, and 67 at noon, 72 at 4:00, and 64 at 7:00 so 74,...
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. >> 53 in ocean beach and 50 in forestville and pore address -- portrero hill. 50 in pittsburg and tracy for a. wary spot and petaluma at 45. now, today, as we look at the clouds here, hanging over the golden gate bridge, if we have mist and drizzle it will be at the coast and the higher elevations near the coast, 48 to 54, by noon in the mid-50's to mid-70's with quick sunshine and not so warm as the breeze keeps us at 59 at the coast and 79 inland and quiet this evening at 57 to 71. we could jump up one or two degrees tomorrow but a drop for wednesday into thursday with temperatures at five to six degrees cooler and that will extend into the seven-day forecast but, first, traffic with leyla gulen. >> we have a crashberkeley but, first, this is the bay bridge toll plaza and traffic is moving well westbound so the upper deck is not seeing any problems but the lower deck we have construction going on until 6:00 a.m. which will be three lanes blocked so the drive from san francisco could potentially be difficult this morning if you are making it into the east bay. we do have this accident
. >> 53 in ocean beach and 50 in forestville and pore address -- portrero hill. 50 in pittsburg and tracy for a. wary spot and petaluma at 45. now, today, as we look at the clouds here, hanging over the golden gate bridge, if we have mist and drizzle it will be at the coast and the higher elevations near the coast, 48 to 54, by noon in the mid-50's to mid-70's with quick sunshine and not so warm as the breeze keeps us at 59 at the coast and 79 inland and quiet this evening at 57 to 71. we...
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in forest hill and ocean beach and 55 in downtown and the ferry building at 54 in glen park and portrero hill has 52. we are in the fists everywhere, mid-to-upper 50's with the cloud cover and moisture keeping the temperatures mild. the golden gate bridge shows cars coming in from marin county and this is a thicker spot, an area we are seeing drizzle. in the afternoon hours we will see a lot of sunshine break out but there will be clouds around and 71 to 76 is the temperature inland and from 62 in san francisco to 67 in oakland and 72 in san jose if the bay area temperatures. not as cool at the coast and you will see a break in the cloud cover at 58 to 61. the beautiful sunrise or impending sunrise from sutro to you wees with another gorgeous morning and moving forward, tomorrow, the storm system passes us to the north, and the authority bay has a chance of a stray shower and the rest of us keep the temperatures in check and that stops on thursday, with the warming and we get offshore flow and that means 90's inland and 70 at the coast and the weekend forecast could be warmer with that i
in forest hill and ocean beach and 55 in downtown and the ferry building at 54 in glen park and portrero hill has 52. we are in the fists everywhere, mid-to-upper 50's with the cloud cover and moisture keeping the temperatures mild. the golden gate bridge shows cars coming in from marin county and this is a thicker spot, an area we are seeing drizzle. in the afternoon hours we will see a lot of sunshine break out but there will be clouds around and 71 to 76 is the temperature inland and from 62...
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same with portrero hill and the ferry build is 54 and the mission, upper market is 59 and the for theill neighborhood is 62 degrees right now. we are at 49 in santa clara, a cool spot and 46 in petaluma and check out richmond and san leandro at 55 and belmont is at 56 and walnut creek at 52 and tracy and pittsburg, 64 and 65 and fairfield at 71. the next 12 hours, 43 to 56 so a mild morning and headed to noon 65 to 81 inland and 63 at the coast to 87 for the 4:00 temperature. as we move through the next three days from the exploritorium camera to see how quiet the weather, or the water is, because of high pressure, that will change tomorrow with the winds of change coming in and temperatures drop 8 to 18 degrees and continue dropping through tuesday. >> it looks quiet even at this hour, normally we see plenty of traffic and we see congestion building over the altamont pass and of course on highway 4 headed out of antioch. as we take a drive to oakland hills this is where we have a fire that is under control but right now, skyline boulevard at joaquin miller road that is going to be sh
same with portrero hill and the ferry build is 54 and the mission, upper market is 59 and the for theill neighborhood is 62 degrees right now. we are at 49 in santa clara, a cool spot and 46 in petaluma and check out richmond and san leandro at 55 and belmont is at 56 and walnut creek at 52 and tracy and pittsburg, 64 and 65 and fairfield at 71. the next 12 hours, 43 to 56 so a mild morning and headed to noon 65 to 81 inland and 63 at the coast to 87 for the 4:00 temperature. as we move through...
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downtown, all at 52 degrees and in the mission district, 51, and upper market and forest hill at 49 and portrero hill at 50 degrees. most of us in the 50's and pleasanton and union city and saratoga and belmont and richmond at 54 and american canyon and fairfield at 51, and 52 at half moon bay and 50 in petaluma. we will look at what is going to happen today looking at downtown san francisco, the cloud cover again but the clouds do not have as much moisture at 49 to 53. we will be in the mid-50's to 60's at noon and upper 60's at the coast and low 70's inland and at 7:00 you will need a life jacket and upper 50's to mid-60's. the they day forecast all the way through the weekend, look how remain what it gets. mid-80's inland and upper 70's the at bay and at the coast it is nice, low 60's. have a good one. >> in time for mom, how nice. at 5:09 to san jose airport you do not have traffic. if you are coming away from 85 this is seven-minute commute to come to 880 so not too bad. we do have good news in livermore. the crash along westbound 580 is now cheered but we are seeing plenty of traffic. you
downtown, all at 52 degrees and in the mission district, 51, and upper market and forest hill at 49 and portrero hill at 50 degrees. most of us in the 50's and pleasanton and union city and saratoga and belmont and richmond at 54 and american canyon and fairfield at 51, and 52 at half moon bay and 50 in petaluma. we will look at what is going to happen today looking at downtown san francisco, the cloud cover again but the clouds do not have as much moisture at 49 to 53. we will be in the...
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look at this, we have plenty on the map with lots of traffic builting through the portrero ♪ i don'tmel kicks off our funniest week ever. >> the only thing you can do really is panic. >> he's not the only one yukking it up. you are, too. >> what did the one tonsil say to the other tonsil? >> we asked america to send in the most side-splitting, knee-slapping -- >> still got it. >> hilarious laugh lines. >> that is a lifelong dream for me. >> "gma lol" starts right now. >>> and they're ready to laugh out there in times square. right now. right here, inside, our friend jimmy kimmel. welcome. [ applause ] >> a lot of pressure. thanks. >> what did the one tonsil say to the other tonsil? >> what did the one tonsil say -- i'm infrekted. take me home? i don't know. give me ice cream. >> quick, so quick. there is laughter in the air here. >> oh, really? is that what that is? >> laughter in the air, we're told. >> there it is. >> it's fake laughter. >> oh, that's right here. [ laughter ] >> we have these -- we have these three buzzers here. you know funny. you hear something funny, hit one of
look at this, we have plenty on the map with lots of traffic builting through the portrero ♪ i don'tmel kicks off our funniest week ever. >> the only thing you can do really is panic. >> he's not the only one yukking it up. you are, too. >> what did the one tonsil say to the other tonsil? >> we asked america to send in the most side-splitting, knee-slapping -- >> still got it. >> hilarious laugh lines. >> that is a lifelong dream for me. >>...