. >> it's in turkmanestan, we have of two hats. we have this hat. you got me? you. . we have this hat. and what we do, on very religious occasion, we make it into that, in case -- >> jimmy: so it's reversible then. >> like my raincoat. >> jimmy: and what is your country known for? do you export? >> corn and wheat and rye and barley. we have none of that [ bleep ]. we just don't have it. >> jimmy: is there a mrs. president? >> yes, yes, at the moment. >> jimmy: have you ever been married before? >> twice. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well, the first one was too fat. the second one was too skinny. and this one is perfect. a little short. she's a little short. >> jimmy: how tall is she? >> about a foot. but she's so cute. >> jimmy: she's one foot tall? >> one foot, yes. and if anybody starts a war, she's safe. everything goes right over her head. >> jimmy: are you familiar with the comedian mel brooks, the american comedian? >> jew. >> jimmy: i'm very sorry i asked. we have a good show tonight. science bob pflugfelder is here, the airborne toxic event is with us, a